Posts by Hank Waggenburger III
14 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Jun 2014
Dildon'ts of Bluetooth: Pen test boffins sniff out Berlin's smart butt plugs
The nuclear launch button won't be pressed by a finger but by a bot
Smell my finger?
If I went around saying I was a proctologist instead, I'm quite sure they wouldn't all be clamouring for me to stick my finger up their arses
Enquiringly minds and all... I conducted an experiment along these lines at the office this Friday afternoon. You won't believe what happened next.
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Auto-playing video ads? People love auto-playing video ads – Twitter
DON’T add me to your social network, I have NO IDEA who you are
Real Ale TWATS: In SPAAAACE, no one can churn your cream
Oh God the RUBBER on my SHAFT has gone wrong and is STICKING to things
Kate Bush: Don't make me HAVE CONTACT with your iPHONE
Yorkshire cops fail to grasp principle behind BT Fon Wi-Fi network
Re: untold story
"hmm. Telling people to change their password isn't really telling them how to configure wifi security though is it?"
No, but I guess the utility of the letter, if any, would arise from prompting the clueless to contact a relative for some more personalised advice.
The final score: Gramophones 1 – Glassholes 0
Twelve o'clock flashers...
...used to be a term for people too old to be able to work out how to program their VCR (so the LED clock on the front would be all <blink>00:00</blink>).
Once the same demographic get Glass it will take on a whole new layer of meaning.
I'm off to reserve GoogleGlassAutoShareFail on tumblr and flickr
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You 'posted' a 'letter' with Outlook... No, NO, that's the MONITOR
Imagineers
yawn, you dull dull techies, always holding us creatives back with dumb insistence on "correct" terminology.
"the internet" was supposed to set information free, not tie us down with grammar nazi arguments over the semantic difference between Off and On.
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You need a list of specific unknowns we may encounter? Huh?
Does my budget look big in this
<i>When asked to point out where a project is going wrong, don’t for god’s sake try to tell them.</i>
Rube. I bet you also misinterpreted half life wife's "let's not get one another gifts this christmas" although I guess not many times since you claim to still be married.
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Intel, Ford: Project Mobii will harpoon unsafe, unauthorized drivers
Re: Just imagine
<i>when this shit... ...I can picture you at the wheel, gritting your teeth and swearing at the moron who just cut you off,... ...Rest assured, I'd have the fucking thing singing "Daisy, Daisy" before it got to the end of my street!</i>
srsly I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over
Biting the hand that feeds IT
