The Register Home Page

* Posts by Doctor Syntax

42407 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Jun 2014

Page:

Brewhaha: Turns out machines can't replace people, Starbucks finds

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

"It shows that they really don't understand their business at all."

Even to a non-coffee drinker such as myself this is the obvious conclusion.

It's one that is all too common:

- What's the nature of your business?

- We sell ProductX

In many cases that's wrong. The business provides a service which sells ProductX. The services is provided by people, not AI or some automated machine. Even if AI or some automated machine provides ProductX the service is provided by people.

'I guess NASA doesn't need or care about my work anymore'

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

OTOH it might simply be an intern who thought things needed tidying up.

Supermicro warns of massive revenue miss as buyers pause purchasing plans

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Is anyone surprised that corporations are going to stop buying stuff with huge and unpredictable tariffs.

Perhaps US corporations should look at building data centres in Canada.

Ghost in the shell script: Boffins reckon they can catch bugs before programs run

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Two easy bash script tests

"If the script is over 50 lines long it should have been written in a proper high level language."

There used to be a mantra which ran something like:

Never do in C what you could do in ark

Never do in akw what you could do in sed

Never do in sed what you could do in tr

Never do in tr what you could do in shell

"Autres temps, autres mœurs"

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Shell

Was it you who had cron run a shell script to use tcl to use vi to write the night's backup script?

Yes, I've seen than or something as close to that as I can remember. No I didn't sort that one out - couldn't find a long enough barge pole to touch it.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Bash compiler ?

You mean it should have been "back of a fag baguette"?

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Double-guessing the user's intention is so reliable. Maybe I really do mean m -rfy /

OpenAI pulls plug on ChatGPT smarmbot that praised user for ditching psychiatric meds

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

"Things began to go downhill rapidly"

"continued" might have been a better verb.

Microsoft gets twitchy over talk of Europe's tech independence

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: I'll believe it when I see it.

"It would have been relatively trivial in a Euro-scale of things to setup a project to deliver a non-proprietary client-server OS based on FOSS"

It already exists. It's time to use it.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

It hasn't been legally safe to use such services for personal data since GDPR, even worse since the CLOUD Act but maintaining trade with the US meant that it suited the arm of the EU that handled that sort of thing to pretend it was and keep inventing privacy fig-leaves even as each one was torn off in court actions. Now that pretence is no longer needed.

As these things come under closer scrutiny in the EU HMG is going to have to be careful not to lose equivalence or the UK's interests could also be impacted.

30 percent of some Microsoft code now written by AI - especially the new stuff

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Feeble Point

"If you need a long flow of slides behind you to say what you are meant to be telling the audience, you aren't telling the audience properly."

That's bad. OTOH you might have a long flow of slides which you explain to the audience - actual photographic slides, not text. I used to have a carousel of slides illustrating all sorts of things - altered documents, comparison microscopy, footprints etc. I could pick that up, collect a projector and give different talks depending on the audience, anything from schools to detective training.

PowerPoint and Impress certainly make it too easy to put the text of the talk on the screen; what's on the screen should really be something to talk about.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Feeble Point

For some manglers PowerPoint is all there is.

It's also useful if you have to give a lot of talks. Carrying a USB stick beats lugging a Carousel and slides around.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

That approach works

libreoffice24.8 -writer

libreoffice24.8 -calc

etc.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Given the spin that's put out about AI half the people would believe that and the other half would be saying "It can't be worse".

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Only 30%?

It depends on what's meant by that. Individual LibreOffice applications are calls to a common executable with a flag to tell it whis functionality the user wanted. He might simply be catching up with that but it would likely be a complete rewrite. Something for Office users to look forward to.

TAKE IT DOWN Act? Yes, take the act down before it's too late for online speech

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

I'd read it as saying that platforms have at most a year to implement it but nothing to say it can't be done in less than that. So if Trump is so keen Truth Social should be up and running with it PDQ. And maybe X so as to oblige his wishes. So they should be open for takedown requests Real Soon Now.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

It'll also be interesting to see how it fares against anti-SLAPP provisions.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

What was that about "Congress shall make no law...."?

Homeland Security boss says CISA has gone off the rails, vows to set it right

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Maybe it's not really Noem, maybe it's someone who used that stolen pass of hers. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c74zv04xkkgo

Security/ R-i-i-ight.

Trump admin freaks out over mere suggestion Amazon was going to show tariff impact on prices

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

It's very generous to have called our attention to it, otherwise it might have slipped under the radar.

Calling Miss Streisand.

The State of Open Source in 2025? Honestly, it's a mess but you knew that already

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Modified to hell and gone

Did you send the emails to management anonymously? If not why post anon now?

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Motivations

"assuming that open source automatically both complied with open standards and drove them"

Nevertheless if the source is open it's hard to keep whatever standards it implements closed but closed source rather likes closed standards or, at best, faux open standards.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

I'm not sure I'd put too much weight on names given to versions unless they were specifically asked. If Angular started as Angular.js it might still be that in respondents' minds irrespective of what version they're actually running - "Oh, yes, Angular.js version 19 now you ask".

What would be interesting to know is how the various distros are used. Are they, for instance, running Ubuntu on the desktop and Debian or CentOS on the server?

One impression I get is that in many cases the Linux systems were set up by somebody else who's moved on, maybe a vendor, and have been inherited by people who just know how to keep them going. Because they just keep going, there's nobody tasked with planning replacement or even what to do in an emergency. It all Just Works so it's allowed to drift, run updates, take backups, maybe manage user IDs, It really is saving money.

China now America's number one cyber threat – US must get up to speed

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: What hope is there?

I take it that the downvote is an expression of disgust with DHS Sec getting her access badge stolen. It couldn't possibly be for reporting that the Beeb reported CBS reporting it, could it?

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

"the plan by Amazon to itemize the effects the tariffs have on product prices"

That's going to be problematic for marketplace orders fulfilled direct from China because nobody - not even Trump - will know what the tariff will be when it's delivered. The only way round that is going to be to order at list price and collect the tariff (plus handling) on delivery and it would certainly be necessary to display a message to that effect on the listing. good luck with keeping that hidden from the customer.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

"retired Rear Admiral Mark Montgomery"

Trump must be upset. Retirees can't be fired for telling it how it is.

Duolingo jumps aboard the 'AI-first' train, will phase out contractors

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

"an acceptable price to pay for moving quickly in the AI arms race."

The price, of course, will be paid by customers. Duolingo will hope to gain the benefit.

In circumstances like these one hopes the fired contractors will get together and set up in opposition.

808 lines of BBC BASIC and a dream: Arm architecture turns 40

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Science Museum

Maybe it's my age - and possibly yours - but the progress from chip wrapping to history seems to have speeded up even more than CPU clocks.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

"It would take bigger companies many years to start seeing things the same way as that early team."

Maybe not bigger companies but MIPS was launched about the same time and SPARC a year or so later.

The one interview question that will protect you from North Korean fake workers

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Perhaps I should pass on some of the emails I get from people with impeccably Anglo-Saxon names offering all sorts of skills such as web-site development, mobile development, webapps etc. They arrive at the same address as the emails telling me Elon Musk says I shouldn't pay my electricity bill and always from gmail addresses.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: The key to fixing this

I'm wondering if my daughter had an in-person interview given that the company is almost entirely remote working - she certainly hadn't seen the UK office then and I'm not sure whether she's seen it now or even if it exists. It would certainly be unacceptable to use anything other than company computers for the information she handles.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: How fat is Kim Jong Un?

"as miraculous as wine from water."

AKA too good to be true but never realised by those whose credulity is only matched by their greed.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Or...

A) The Polish name might well be from a US citizen.

B) I'm not familiar with the IT industry in Poland but doubt that it would be "outer" in any other respect than it not being in the US.

C) If a job advert is placed globally then a response is as likely to come from Poland as elsewhere without specifically seeking out "outer" countries. OTOH it does, at the cost of the risk of finding a Nork, extend te talent pool.

I suppose a return to office police does protect against this specific problem as well as protecting against finding the widest choice of talent.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Or...

"And you're unwilling to invest a couple of grand at that final interview stage as part of your due diligence?"

Who's the "you" in this. Obviously it should be the business but more likely the "you" wanting to perform due diligence as the recruiting manager doing the interviews is not necessarily the "you" who's the beancounter unwilling to invest in travel or the "you" who's the bum-on-seat counter requiring return to office.

Ex-Disney employee gets 3 years in the clink for goofy attacks on mousey menus

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

And he's a muppet so obviously in the wrong place.

Infosec pros tell Trump to quit bullying Chris Krebs – it's undermining security

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

And the result will be ---- nothing.

Trump is just going to continue throwing his weight about. It's what he enjoys. He's not interested in national security or anything else.

Windows isn't an OS, it's a bad habit that wants to become an addiction

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Another pathetic "plese, use Linux, it will be good (some day), we promise"

"The very problem of Linux is that FOSS is at the very root of enshittification. You get software whichi is not paid by users, so it's not develooped for the end users - but those paying its development."

Arse about face.

Commercial S/W needs to have something new to keep selling. Windows was pretty good about W2K. Replacement and growth of the global PC fleet would have kept sales going but there's more growth if refresh can be forced so there was an unholy alliance between Microsoft & H/W vendors - new "must have" OS needed bigger and better H/W and the bigger and better H/W came with a new licence.

And who can forget the enforced Office upgrade via new file formats.

Then there are all the other up-sell tricks, the EOL that forces new purchases.

None of the commercial development takes place because the developers want to use it - it takes place to have something different to force onto the user base. Once there's a monopoly a vendor can force whatever they want onto the market.

This is why you get enshittification of commercial S/W.

FOSS isn't interested in selling anything. There are no commercial pressures to force anything fresh into the market.

But, hey, I recognise the technique. Attribute your principal's worst failings to the other side.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

"Macs have been a sensible competitive desktop / laptop option for quite a long time and has carved out a healthy slice of the market."

At the expensive end of the market.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Even With Windows Being Bad, Linux Is Still Too Hard for Most

"Most people will put up with telemetry, ads, and bad design choices long before they'll take on a system that needs technical know-how, constant tinkering, and a fair bit of learning."

As far as I'm concerned it's Windows that needs the technical know-how, constant tinkering and a fair bit of learning so why put up with the telemetry, ads and bad design choices.

I don't use a rolling distro. I don't even use supposedly user-friendly distros such as Ubuntu or derivatives such as Mint - I suspect Ubuntu has been over-tweaked in order to be promoted. came to realise that something as unassuming as Debian, and subsequently Devuan, were far more straightforward and Just Work.

As per another post up-thread there was a time when it was fun to tinker with computers and Linux was (and still is if you want it to be) a tinkerer's platform and Windows was a workhorse. Personally the tinkering urge has been grown out of, the Windows workhorse has aged badly and is well overdue for a visit to the knackers and Linux, at the non-tinkering end of the spectrum, has matured into the workhorse.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Haven't we moved on from this shit?

"As a 40 year old I grew up on a C64, then DOS and Win 3.x, NT3.x"

While you were playing with your toys some of us were using Unix in production systems and watched Windows develop as a Johnny-come-lately mess. We didn't have to make a personal journey from Windows, we just had to wait for Linux to mature.

The main reason I'm using Linux today is because Microsoft encouraged SCO, which used to be my laptop OS, to commit suicide in fighting Linux in the courts instead of cutting its prices whilst competing on quality. At one point SCO was one of the main platforms for small businesses so it's no wonder that Microsoft offered to hold its coat while it got itself into a fight with IBM.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Let me enlarge on that. If you want some form of service for shared storage you have, of course, run and SMB server on prem. You can also run a WebDav server (e.g. NextCloud) instead which, depending on the care you take, be rather less easily hit then an SMB server if you have the misfortune to be hit with malware.* If you don't want to run a NextCloud server you can find a number of services who will run one for you without having to deal with a mega-corp.

* The semantics of storing data on an SMB server are similar to those of a local drive - that's the point of SMB. The semantics of WebDav are different so assuming you don't also but unnecessarily expose the server via SMB the malware shouldn't be able to install itself on the server and as the v of Webdav stands for "versioning" you should be able to get your last version back.

After leaving citizens on hold for 798 years, UK tax authority has £1B for CRM upgrade

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: eh?

More likely it's in order to get the caller to just accept the assessment and pay up regardless.

Windows profanity filter finally gets a ******* off switch

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Judgement day

Judge: Have you got anything to say before I sentence you?

Prisoner, quietly: Bugger all.

Judge: What did he say?

Clerk: "Bugger all", my lord.

Judge: Odd. I was sure he said something

. Rumpole.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Microsoft...

Swanee whistle. Much more expressive.

Nationwide power outages knock Spain, Portugal offline

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Iberia to M&S: "That's not an outage. THIS is an outage."

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Simulated Inertia

What's likely to have happened is that a failure somewhere caused part of the grid to be cut off from any clocks and once that happened the consequences just spread.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Simulated Inertia

If only the IEEE could produce a website that could deliver a document without relying on javascript being enabled. Remind me again what TBL invented and why.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Not enough intertia...

"wind, solar, and hydro"

Hydro would have inherent inertia.

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: Not enough intertia...

"I'm not really sure what point you are trying to make or prove."

I'm also not sure which is the more stupid, the chatbot or the A/C.

CNCF tells main NATS contributor Synadia that it's free to fork off

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

"a model similar to other mixed source software companies."

Isn't this a model which tends to lead to forks at the expense of the original?

Page: