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As Europe eyes move from US hyperscalers, IONOS dismisses scaleability worries

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Re: Havin a laugh

"If some political disaster happened and the US hyperscalers were made untenable overnight, European computing would collapse in days."

That's the point. If the fleet of HGV stop delivering because some bloke in another country tells them to you might find that a bicycle with a basket looks a whole lot more capable except that you'r now stuck in a queue waiting for one to become free because you didn't have the foresight to book one.

Trump lifts US supersonic flight ban, says he's 'Making Aviation Great Again'

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Re: "so that US companies can dominate supersonic flight once again"

I could never quite avoid the suspicion that the first was responsible for the ban and the ban was responsible for the second.

It was, of course, an essential tool in David Frost's career.

KDE targets Windows 10 'exiles' claiming 'your computer is toast'

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Re: 'Compulsory' chips offer unsought external 'supervision' of a device and of its use

A reliable starting point these days is to regard anything Microsoft sets its hands on should be regarded as nefarious until proved otherwise.

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Re: Too many distros

A bit of thinking helps here. The OP mentioned that Discover (it's KDE so why not Diskover?) somehow knew when there were new updates. How would that happen?

1. The system tray raises a notification when apt update run manually finds upgrades available so it's just watching there the results are being listed. It also raises notifications without apt apdate being run manually. That's easy to understand because

2. Cron or at are periodically running apt update, either set up by Discover itself or by the apt system - it doesn't matter which. So that

3. When the user runs the upgrade in the Discover UI all it needs to do is run apt upgrade.

In essence Discover isn't really being a package manager to do this, it's a wrapper for the system package manager.

Turning to the other side of the UI where it's supposed to check for uninstalled applications, perhaps it depends on something built in which isn't implemented properly.

But hang on - Discover isn't yet another .deb package manager, it's a KDE package manager for distros running KDE but which might have .deb, .rpm FlatPak or something else as their packaging format. So either the distro maintainers have to set it up specifically for the distro (in which case we have to look to Debian) or, more likely, it determines at run time which package manager(s) it can find and use the tools provided. As KDE produces the Neon distro (a Ubuntu spin) I'm pretty sure that if I run up a Neon instance Discover will be working - they'd notice if it wasn't which means that it can work properly with Ubuntu's implementation of apt (or it could be dpkg) but not Debian's. The error it reports looks like a network error but the reality is likely to be either:

a. A missing or differently spelled utility

b. A difference in options

c. A difference in formatting of the tool's output

If it's a. it can't be reported at install time as a missing dependency. It's dependent on one or more package management systems but they can't be declared as formal dependencies of the Discover package because otherwise it would fail to install because a distro's repository might not include package managers not appropriate to it. It really is - unavoidably - a "works for me" situation for the original developer because it needs to be tested and debugged on each distro in which it's included. What it should be doing is reporting what actual errors it encounters.

I now have a few ideas as to what to go hunting for.

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Re: Too many distros

"An then KDE Discover has trouble talking to the package manager because of some library version issue... Somehow it knows that there are updates pending, but it can't pull a list of installed applications."

This is something KDE really need to get a handle on. I can only imagine that this is a serious case of "works for me". The fact that that site says "trust your package manager" or the like means they really have their eyes closed to all they queries online asking how to make Discover work along with the occasional post saying that this is how somebody (thought) they'd got it to work and it still doesn't work for others trying the same fix. No, we can't trust it because the only thing it can be trusted for is to not work other than running updates.

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"2. Stop having so many damned distros, each crap (or highly specialised) one reflects on all the rest."

Could you provide a car analogy?

"3. So people can leave the Win ecosystem but keep their Win applications, make a Windows emulator part of Linux, don't rely on WINE or VMs, make it easy, and make it darned well work properly."

This emulator; what would it look like? Might it look a lot like WINE? How would it differ, apart from calling itself not an emulator?

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Re: If you're embedded in the Microsoft ecosystem...

"My grub rarely has anything beyond one OS install and the recovery tools."

That's you. Linux is your world like many of us here. But this isn't aimed at people like us. It's aimed, as I said above, at people who don't necessarily differentiate between the computer and the Windows OS running on it. Short of a friend's Mac running something named after a big cat or whatever very idea that a computer wouldn't have Windows is next to incomprehensible to them. Martin's quite right, dual booting will be reassurance - a way back if they fear need it and a way of running what they need until they find replacements. On a practical note, leaving the Windows partitions in place lets them be mounted on Linux, say as /c-drive, so they can access their old data until they move it across to their home directory. Computing isn't just about H/W and S/W - it's about data first and foremost.

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Re: Alarmist?

OTOH they're trying to appeal to people who've never installed Windows either, but who've just seen Windows as part of the PC they bought from the dealer.

Schneier tries to rip the rose-colored AI glasses from the eyes of Congress

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Re: Amendment Zero

I suppoe the reasoning is to ensure nobody goes into it for the money...

Musk and Trump take slap fight public as bromance ends

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Re: "Mercurial Billionaires"

Oh good, Another trophy downvoter. I wonder who this one is.

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Re: "Mercurial Billionaires"

Both derive from the Roman god Mercury.

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Re: No room for two

"He also needs to be older than 35 years old, which also seems to exclude him currently, behaving as he is like my toddler."

That doesn't seem to have disqualified the current holder of the office.

Techie traced cables from basement to maternity ward and onto a roof, before a car crash revealed the problem

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Re: At my last place....

"the company was wound up"

and the Cat 5 cable with it?

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Re: vlans & other segregation config might have hidden the issue

This has also been used to describe not very good wicket keepers.

Your ransomware nightmare just came true – now what?

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Unless the ransomware lot are crap negotiators - which in some cases they seem to be - they might well find they have the choice of a quick but lower settlement vs a long drawn out but still lower settlement. It's very likely the crap negotiators who take adversarial approach. The same probably applied to your employers and the Union.

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Re: How many people are allowed to die?

"If a ransomware attack shuts down hospitals in a region and a number of patients are expected to die for lack of treatment, how many are allowed to die?"

The whole point of banning payment of ransoms is that it's the only effective way of banning ransomware. You're not going to get the money so why bother? It's not an ethical stance, at least not only an ethical one, it's about the only effective practical preventative step to take but it has to be legally enforced so the toerags realise it's real.

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Re: Stop paying. Stop making excuses for piss-poor IT.

"legal penalties for ransomware payment will create a perverse incentive to avoid disclosing the attack "

Failure to disclose should then be a criminal offence leading to at best personal fines, possibly imprisonment and likely subsequent banning from holding directorships or posts in the relevant industry. Disclosure is likely to come out in the company accounts - if it's hidden there then it becomes cooking the books fraud.

It also needs to be part of other measures as I suggested to make businesses more resilient.

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Re: Stop paying. Stop making excuses for piss-poor IT.

Set fines equal to the ransom paid. It's unlikely that even insurance will pay a fine.

Company reporting should require annual reports to include statements about testing of business recovery plans and their testing and also a security audit. Yes, poor audit results and inadequate recovery plans will make a business easier targets so those things should affect share price and once expenditure on preparedness improves the share price it ceases to be seen as a cost to be avoided.

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"And some of the groups actually have animosity towards professional organizations that assist in these cases."

That seems stupid. Establishing a working relationship should make things easier for them.

European pols wave their hands about digital sovereignty with broad but vague plan

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Re: What I don't understand

Not the EU as such, but businesses based within the EU.

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Re: Shocktop

"Thats is the EU though isnt it?"

That's the political class everywhere.

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Re: An International Digital Strategy costs money

There's usually a straightforward choice: pay now and start to get the value out of it or pay a lot more later to just get out of the emergency in which a lack of preparedness has dumped you.

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Re: An International Digital Strategy costs money

"I don't think much will happen until the US becomes a worse problem than these other dangers."

It other words, until it's too late.

Given the overall tone of international partners etc it sounds as if they're wanting to outsource things instead of the very obvious need to get on with things I think that's very likely to be the case.

LinkedIn CEO takes on second gig to lead Microsoft Office and M365 Copilot

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"It has shaped how the world works" wastes time.

China accuses Taiwan of running five feeble APT gangs, with US help

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"America hacked itself "

But we know about the tariffs - oh this is something different.

Fake IT support calls hit 20 orgs, end in stolen Salesforce data and extortion, Google warns

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Re: Installing?

"Allowing" isn't being in a position where users are physically able to load stuff. "Allowing" is having it not being a sacking offence when they do so without specific approval.

Trump tariff turmoil hurting global smartphone market, but hitting US hardest

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Re: AI May Be A Factor

So on an admittedly small sample, you and the OP, that's a 50% cut in the market at a first approximation.

US govt login portal could be one cyberattack away from collapse, say auditors

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I can't say this often enough. The prime requirement of a DBA - or anyone else in IT these benighted times - is paranoia.

SQL knowledge, backup commands - you can get that out the product manual. If you're not paranoid with it you'll make the little slip that loses the whole lot and none of your SQL or product knowledge will do you any good.

Microsoft's plain text editor gets fancy as Notepad gains formatting options

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Re: And next...

Maybe it was the AI that asked for it. It wanted to do formatting.

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Re: Again

Yes, but they'd not be getting internships at Microsoft.

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Re: wait till some dev gets hold of vi/vim

Anything that needs to have default cruft removed to become useful is bad choice in the first place.

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Re: wait till some dev gets hold of vi/vim

apt install nvi

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Re: Everything is old is new is old is new again

"But also that those same people tend to want, and be happy with, slightly larger cars as time goes on and they get older"

and as their children arrive and get bigger.

It doesn't explain the compulsion to expand a basic text editor, though.

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Re: Pointless

"Wordpad was fine for basic formatted documents, & vaguely useful as it supported a simple RTF format"

I thought the whole reason for retiring Wordpad was deprecation of RTF. The sensible thing would have been to retain it - or even reintroduce it - as a Markdown <spit> editor if that's what they want.

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Re: Correction

Remember a short name. That sounds suspiciously like a command line. The next thing you'll have the Usual Suspects coming along insisting that command lines belong in Linux because it doesn't have any GUI options etc etc.

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Re: Wordpad

Decades Wordpad's presence set an upper limit into extra could be added to Notepad's without becoming Wordpad itself, i.e. nothing.

Please tell us Reg: Why are AI PC sales slower than expected?

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Re: We all know what'll happen

"Expensive yet full of cheap electronics and even cheaper plastics."

And even worse software.

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Re: Because nobody wants AI in their PC?

The ones the vendors think are most likely to buy then are those who think they're unmitigated shite. The ones actually likely to buy them are those who don't know any better, believe what the salesman says and think they need what the salesman's telling them it will do. And then can get the budget signed off if they need to. That probably leaves the usual suspects - the senior executives whose PAs handle their email - as the largest group.

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" customer adoption is slower than expected."

That depends on who's doing the expecting.

Meta pauses mobile port tracking tech on Android after researchers cry foul

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Re: Meta

"User's should have a positive means of blocking any and all access from any web service if they so desire."

Delete any Meta or other offending app. Better still, never install it. You know their entire purpose is to abuse you for monetisation even if they're stopped from using one particular channel so why go there? The only way to win is to not play.

Cops want Apple, Google to kill stolen phones remotely – so why won't they?

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Talking to the wrong people

Surely it's the network that has access to the IMEI. I don't use any Google services on my Android and don't see why they should have the IMEI even if I did.

Numpties.

Microsoft will stop pestering Windows users about Edge in EU

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Re: But will they stop Edge

quietly taking taking over every default "Open with" action every Patch Tuesday?

Or automatically opening Edge at first login.

You say Cozy Bear, I say Midnight Blizzard, Voodoo Bear, APT29 …

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"Unfortunately, they didn't actually do anything to deliver this clarity"

Cut them some slack. PR announcements are for making, not for acting on. Surely everybody knows that.

Crooks fleece The North Face accounts with recycled logins

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"targeting users [i.e. customers] who reused the same credentials across multiple websites"

It's hard to have too much sympathy for them although I suppose North Face and the previously hacked sites require an email address as the login ID which means that half the credentials are already shared. But that puts the onus on the customers to use unique passwords.

AWS forms EU-based cloud unit as customers fret about Trump 2.0

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It doesn't even matter if it's encrypted. If the next brainfart is to sanction your company, country or continent the plug would have to be pulled. A franchise operation might be OK of the entire ownership is locally owned and managed and all the IP licenced under irrevocable terms with the contract subject to local law. Anything which gives a US-owned entity a way in after the contract has been signed is just theatre.

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"Regardless of Amazon's data sovereignty pledge, the parent company remains under American ownership"

So everything else is window dressing. No need to even give the small print a careful look.

Workday promises to grow workforce slowly and differently after shedding 1,750 jobs

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There are probably a good few kids coming onto the market now who've got experience of using chatmots to do their homework for the last while. They'll be cheap and as experienced as anybody.

Windows 11 market share stalls ahead of Windows 10 cutoff

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You may be overestimating the number of businesses that will be affected by compliance considerations.

Engineers bring Psyche's thrusters back online

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Coat

"the pressure exerted by the thrusters is about what you'd feel holding three quarters in your hand."

three quarters of what?

I think I have some loose change in this pocket.

What will UK government workers do with an extra 26 minutes a day?

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Is it too cynical to wonder whether, if you've gone to the expense of the licences and setting up a trial, it might be wise to produce a report that shows a positive result?

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