* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Forum chat is like Clarkson punching you repeatedly in the face

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Re: Poor Oisin

I doubt any of then will be out of a job. I expect a show looking remarkably like Top Gear to show up on some other channel with the same faces fronting it. OTOH Beeb executives will be several 10s of millions short to spend on executive lunches etc - or maybe they won't, they'll cut a few costs elsewhere to make up for the shortfall.

Home Office awards Raytheon £150m over e-borders cancellation

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Re: A drop in the ocean

"a Scot living in Yorkshire"

Here on a course of advanced study?

Mine's the one without pockets.

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Re: However, by 2010 it had terminated the contract, due to significant delays and missed targets.

"So why are we paying these buggers anything?"

Because it's the cheapest way of making them go away, otherwise they keep the case going through the courts for the duration of the next few parliaments.

El Reg uncages its truly demonic BOFH t-shirt

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Never mind BOFH t-shirts - what about BOFH-branded cattle prods?

Euro THERMONUCLEAR REACTOR PROJECT is in TROUBLE

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Re: And despite all

"And green peace et al will be against it"

Oddly enough there's an item on the Beeb news site saying that the Green party wants 1% of GDP spent on science. That really puzzles me seeing that they object to so many of its products.

Microsoft and Oracle are 'not your trusted friends', public sector bods

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Re: So give them the boot - use open source

@Gordon 10

Indeed so. But the current state of play is that they can. I've said here a couple of times that MS need to put in a clearer fire break, for instance by having the service run as a franchise in order to be sure.

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Re: So give them the boot - use open source

"Office365 is now the mail of choice - Google can't guarantee to keep the data within the EU apparently."

Neither can MS if a NY judge says otherwise.

Try again.

What is HPC actually good for? Just you wait and see

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I tried to follow the link at the bottom of the first page but quit at "illuminate the contra-Malthusianism worldview". Far too sesquipedalian for me.

No, really, the $17,000 Apple Watch IS all about getting your leg over

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Re: Was it bling or power?

Gold chain in the neolithic? Nope.

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Re: Not sure

Another possibility is that the successful males were those best at cattle stealing.

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Not sure

Now el Reg has sorted out the links so we can actually get through to the report Tim was quoting (all these comments & nobody noticed the links were screwed?) I'm not sure what was actually being said. The report isn't the actual paper. It isn't even a review of the original paper. It's a write-up of what's best described as publisher's blurb for the original paper from the University.

The researchers seem to have taken a geographically wide-spread series of samples. What's not clear is whether all the geographic areas show the same restriction which would seem unlikely; there would be little gene flow from the Western European neo to contemporary Oceania, for instance.

Maybe they said that restriction took place separately in each culture at the time that it developed agriculture but if so this doesn't come through clearly in the report.

The mechanism of the restriction must also be open to doubt. It could well be linked to the way in which agriculture spread. If the knowledge & skills were largely passed down from father to son then the spread of agriculture from an area in which it had developed would be the work of a relatively small number of male lines originating in that area. Because agriculture allowed cultures using it to support larger populations those male lines would proliferate faster than those of the hunter-gatherers into whose territory agriculture was spreading.

Ford: Our latest car gizmo will CHOKE OFF your FUEL if you're speeding

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Re: Don't worry

OTOH, unless it's clarified by legislation or a Statutory Instrument the only way for you or I to actually know whether it's illegal would be a ruling by a court.

In the meantime, consider what might happen if you were to stand with a placard saying "Slow down" just round the corner from a speed-trap. And the efficacy of a defence of "I was only warning drivers they had exceeded the set limit".

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Re: Why does the UK pander dangerous drivers?

"either trolling or an MP"

Or a spokesperson for Brake.

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Don't worry

If it cuts the income from speeding fines it'll soon be banned. In fact, it might already be illegal. Devices which detect speed-traps are illegal as is warning drivers about speed-traps. "Should travelling downhill cause the vehicle to exceed the legislated speed an alarm is sounded" - this would appear to fall into the same category.

Document Foundation pledges Office 365 and Google Docs challenger

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Re: A Hardware Alternative Too?

Any free OS would suffice as the basis.

YOUR DATA could be SOLD in RadioShack's bankruptcy auction

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Re: Customer data, no problem.

01625 545 745 is a good number to give in such circumstances.

Favicons used to update world's 'most dangerous' malware

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Re: What will the stooopid do?

"So how do they mastermind all this shit?"

I thought that had been explained by now. If you have to be stupid to reply then the scammers know the replies are from suitably stupid suckers.

"And what's a Ph: ?"

A doctorate that's been doctored?

Assange™ lawyers demand Swedish prosecution files or no London interview

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Re: Statute of limitations ...

"Surely the Swedish system would be the same. I can't believe they have a fugitives charter ...."

Do they have provision for trial in absentia as a last resort?

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"Of course if the ambassador is fed up with Assange and allows the Swedish police to arrest and remove him"

The ambassador doesn't have to allow the Swedish police to arrest him. All he has to do is to decide that Assange no longer qualifies for asylum. If the Swedish & Ecuadoran authorities are in agreement that the proposed interview is an acceptable procedure and he refuses to be interviewed then maybe that would provide the basis for terminating asylum.

Standard General bids to save RadioShack from oblivion

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"In February, the company issued a release, which said:

...

To effectuate this transaction..."

Remedial English lessons needed..

Millions of voters are missing: It’s another #GovtDigiShambles

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Not surprising

I think this is a problem that's been brewing for years. How do you define and then establish identity?

If I produce a birth certificate and claim to be the person named on it does it prove that I am? No, in fact the certificates specifically say that they are not a proof of identity?

What about National Insurance Number? That is also not a proof of identity.

Some businesses want a recent utility bill or bank statement to prove your identity; the utilities and banks want to go paperless. And such documents would be fairly easy to forge. I had a couple of gigs at one time, one with a real security printer where all waste had to be securely destroyed on site with records kept and the other printing utility bills where waste was overflowing from a skip in the car park.

The identity card would have solved this wouldn't it? More likely it would have brought these problems to light a few years earlier.

Lots of organisations want verified identity but want to throw the problem of verification over the wall for someone else to deal with.

UK.gov shovels £15m into training new quantum engineers

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"There's a PM who's mouthing platitudes"

This is Vince Cable, not the PM. Former lecturer at LSE (London School of Economics).

It looks like someone has been at work with both smoke, through which cameras might or might not see, and mirrors.

More than 260 suspects charged in UK child abuse crackdown

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Re: What does this mean?

"care homes that haven't yet been linked to paedophile celebrities"

Celebrities are irrelevant, both in the specific context and generally. Google Kincora Boy's Home. There were no celebrities there as far as could be determined.

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@ Mine's a Guinness

As far as I can make out from the article this is current and from the reports on Dolphin Sq that seems to be historical. Different objectives, different enquiries. Trying to combine them wouldn't help.

‘Digital by default’ agricultural payments halted: Farmers start smirking

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As any farmer will tell you

Bracken is an invasive weed.

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Re: Oh Dear

I've got two pieces of news for you.

1. Whoever you vote for you still end up with a politician.

2. Whoever you vote for you still end up with the same Civil Service.

Another GDS cockup: Rural Payments Agency cans £154m IT system

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There's an effective way to ensure these systems get delivered working on time.

On the due date senior staff in the govt agency/ministry or whatever stop getting paid. They only get paid again when the farmers or whoever get paid.

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"So any chance we can take the real lessons stop this crap before we do the same to HMRC and destroy our nation's ability to collect tax?"

I think HMRC opted out of using GDS. Of course what happens when they go fully on-line remains to be seen.

Blighty's 12-sided quid to feature schoolboy's posterior

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Re: And how long will the "old" coins be valid?

"Six months"

Sad, really. Pre-decimal coins could remain in circulation for a long time. In the mid-50s a pocket-full of change could include coins from 5 different reigns.

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Re: This is a lovely story

Are there any metal-bashing shops in your area. If so maybe that's what they're bashing out.

Not in the Budget: Spooks beg UK.gov for £111m brown envelope

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Re: £111m doesn't buy much surveillance hardware

It's just the extra they needed when they realised some people have two fridges to monitor. They'd only budgeted for one each.

We need copyright reform so Belgians can watch cricket, says MEP

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Re: A simple solution?

@A/C

What part of the word "if" didn't you understand?

Vince Cable opens hipster-friendly London tech creche

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"why...are so many of our cities lagging behind the rest of the country in terms of growth?"

Let me rephrase that: "Why is the rest of the country lagging behind London in terms of growth?" and the answer "because you keep putting all the money into London."

Internet Explorer LIVES ON, cackle sneaky Microsoft engineers

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Re: Less is more, not

'the word should have been "fewer"?'

No, "worse".

Snowden tells tech bigwigs: It's up to you to thwart mass surveillance

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Re: End-to-end and more robust encryption and security is essential

"So I feel somewhat bad for the former chief of MI6, but he failed to maintain proportionality in the activities of Britain's spooks"

In a democracy successful policing means policing by consent. And if you won't own up to what you want to do you have no means to ask for consent.

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Re: Only for a limited definition of "secure"

"Alas, it shows sender, recipient, and subject line"

Well, one of those can be made unhelpful. Subject: Test or Subject: Stuff.

Improved Apple Watches won't get more expensive? Hmmm

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Re: Gordon Brown

Thanks. I was being hassled to go & collect grand-daughter from school.

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Gordon Brown

"Gordon Brown famously changed the method of inflation measurement that he was going to use to uprate benefits, tax bands and so on, from one that included housing costs (RPI) to one that didn't (CPI) in the middle of a housing boom."

The benefits part was only the minor problem. The big one was offloading interest rate policy to the BoE & then instructing them to base it on this same inflation measurement. So in the middle of a housing bubble interest rates were managed by a committee with their fingers super-glued in their ears going "Can't here anything. La la la".

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Inflating computers

"That XT that I first started on"

With a teletype and a bit of effort I could crash the whole roomful of 1907 that I started on. Now a skiddie can lock out whole gaming networks. That's a hedonic improvement. Somewhere in the middle came crashing a Z80 box by switching on the microscope's xenons. That must have been the low point.

Health & Safety is the responsibility of Connor's long-suffering girlfriend

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Library

The other day whilst checking a physical library - the sort that has a door on the street & books, some not tatty, on the shelves - I noticed that the publicly available PCs are still running XP.

Data centre dangers: Killing a tree and exploding a UPS

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Thunderstorm over new year. Did no damage to anything except for the big UPS in the basement. All the servers ran without backup power for months until it was repaired.

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"In 1970 the 600mbyte hard disk units were extremely heavy objects."

I remember being told by an ICL engineer that the spindle had to be aligned with the earth's axis, otherwise the bearings wouldn't withstand the precession.

BBC websites GO TITSUP – Auntie blames 'internal system failure'

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Maybe they should have shown a potter's wheel or maybe a small girl playing noughts & crosses on a blackboard.

UK call centre linked to ‘millions’ of nuisance robo-calls raided by ICO

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Re: "four to six million recorded telephone calls a day"???

"The solution is clear, make the telcos financially responsible for sustained detectable abuse of their systems."

Solution:

Principle: This is pollution and the polluter pays.

Method: Choose a number, say 147{$currently_unused_digit}. If the recipient considers the call to be spam they hang up and dial that number. The telco credits their A/C by a small fee, say £2 and adds it to the caller's bill plus handling charges. If the call came from a different network they transfer charge the fee plus charges to that network instead who can then bill their customer adding on their own handling charges and so on up the line. If a telco can't work out who to charge: tough and they'll quickly change their business model or keep on paying.

Issues: This would need compulsion from OFTEL: no problem, just make the telcos do it. It would need S/W development upfront which has to be paid for: no problem, the telcos do it and take the cost out of their handling charges. There's the possibility that recipients might mistakenly or deliberately try to charge a genuine call: this would need a bit of statistical work to weed out such errors.

Ark scoops £700m to host ALL UK.gov's data centre needs

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Re: Well

It looks as if several suspects might be on their board.

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They could have a problem

If the lion's share of their income is with HMG, especially if it's all in one contract, times could be tough if that business gets switched elsewhere. That happened to my last client.

Mattel urged to scrap Wi-Fi mic Barbie after Register investigation

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Re: Indeed...

"research purposes: voice recognition"

Hmmm. How about buying one for the daughter of a Welsh speaking family?

Bulk interception is NOT mass surveillance, says parliamentary committee

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We object to..

Bulk surveillance

Bulk interception

Mass surveillance

Bulk surveillance

and any other synonym combinations you may wish to substitute.

Is that clear enough?

Kaspersky claims to have found NSA's 'space station malware'

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Re: Late starts?

More meetings, please. Fill up Monday to Thursday with meetings and review them all on Friday mornings. So all the code gets written on Friday afternoon.

Hold on to your hats, we're ready to talk turkey on cybersecurity law, say ministers

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What's missing

The list should also include governments and email and cloud service providers. And, of course, demands from police, intelligence, local council's cleaning dept. etc should all be included as incidents.

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