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Flatpak-NG sounds like bad news for systemd refuseniks

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"six other init systems besides systemd, and we've seen little sign of them cooperating to create an alternative to systemd that provides even a subset of its wider functionality"

I'd guess it's because those six and their users all see the absence of that wider functionality as a feature.

Britain plots digital bedtime after kicking under-16s off social media

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Re: No problem...

Also, don't forget the ongoing damage of the actual NuLabour scum. The unaffordable student loans, the stupidly high house prices, the end of final salary pensions, government at the mercy of bond markets ...

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Re: Australia+

Given the more generalised harm that comes from mindless tinkering with the medium on which so much of our daily business is conducted I don't think "damp squib" is quite right. More like the grenade that explodes before you've time to throw it.

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Re: A few minor points

16 year olds are to be given the vote, but cannot be trusted when to stop viewing "social media"?

It's going to make canvassing votes from those new voters - interesting.

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Re: Papers Please!

"Please" won't be needed.

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"The government said it intends to follow Australia's model by targeting user-to-user platforms whose primary purpose is social interaction and user-generated content. That would include services such as Snapchat, TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, and X."

That definition also includes email. Is he targetting that?

Also, banishing disappearing messages isn't going to go down well with all the other politicians. How would they be able to plot against each other if that happened?

UK AI hiring surges as firms seek people to babysit the bots

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"the hiring surge appears to be concentrated in a surprisingly old-fashioned category: people who know what they're doing."

I can't escape the feeling that it would be simpler to hire people who know what they're doing to do the work rather than hire them to fix the mess made by the LLM that doesn't know what it's doing but has been used to do the work.

UK Treasury hunts CTO on salary that may not compute for top tech talent

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Re: Microsoft Treasury 365

"The job is to administer it and look accountable."

The job title they were looking for is "scapegoat".

AI is code – and can't be prompted into being smarter

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Re: In support of Plain English

It would have been safer for him to have specifically said what it would do in the event of use by an AI and/or said "you must back up your work before using this".

Nevertheless, it's deeply satisfying.

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Re: Hilarious article leads to question

It's called the Law of Unintended Consequences.

Mixing code and data has always been considered a Bad Thing. Nice to see a demonstration.

BOFH: For one ambitious security type, chaos is a ladder

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The lead candidate might think he's got a couple of allies but if he's any sense he'll be lining up his next job.

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I once visited an office where phones with cameras had to be left at reception. They didn't ask about actual cameras...

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Re: At a previous orkplace..

"Bill your company for overnight safe custody services."

And for the physiotherapy for back problems due to standing all the time.

LibreOffice brands Euro-Office a 'de facto ally' of Microsoft's lock-in strategy

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Re: Hmmmm

But will Euro-Office be able to open MS Office documents and format them in the same way? Best to treat all the MS file format stuff as legacy - do the best you can and that's all.

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Re: defaults matter...

"what's the problem?"

If their is one experienced by non-standard, legacy S/W then it's the vendor's problem to address or not as they choose.

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With ODF and non-MS applications as standard any S/W using non-standard formats or having an issue with standard formats will be that S/W's vendor's and users' problem.

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If the EU and EU countries* are serious about sovereignty they'll be mandating genuine open standards. In that case anyone wanting to use some other document format will be the ones out of step and it will be they who have to solve their own problems. Existing material will be seen as "legacy" with all the opprobrium that implies.

* 'd like to include the UK as well but getting any sense from any possible government is going to be impossible for years.

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Microsoft had a long history of making new versions of Office that produced documents that previous versions couldn't open. They only came up with OOXML and a tame ISO committee whenthey were cornered by US procurement requirements saying office S/W must follow an allegedly open standard. About the same time as they produced something that made a relatively fixed target for others to implement they then changed the UI. Existing users had to adapt but it then meant that new users trained on the new UI (say with educational licences) found the older, saner and also standards-based (even if it was an IBM standard originally) UI of LO to be difficult. Odd, that timing, don't you think?

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"I think EuroOffice's creation was a plan to pitch themselves as the sovereign choice to get funding, whether they would then use that funding well or not."

Liam has documented various manoeuvrings in the last few months around office shites, such as LO reviving their own cloud-based version which had been shelved (sent to the attic in their terminology) in favour of Collabora's version.

Everyone who's been paying attention can see that the sovereignty movement is resulting in opportunities for office suites and they all want to grab a share - or, more likely, I suspect, the entire thing. A share would be fine is the products are to be in ODF and hence interchangeable. Somebody grabbing the whole market would a frying pan into fire move.

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Re: or

"one of the mail services like Mailchimp"

You mean spammers. If i could bother to get round to it I'd put a filter on at my MSP's server to bounce anything coming from there.

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Re: or

And what does the recipient's email client C do with it? Does it have something that makes sense of the audio clip? If so will it auto play? Does the recipient want to open an email and have it play audio? And what happens if somebody sends malware which appears to be an audio clip but in true Windows fashion, depends on the .exe extension being hidden from the recipient?

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Re: But email IS plain text...

Completely agree except for your "It could work if" bit. We've seen what happens anyway. Tracking GIFs and malware links.

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"If it were as simple as groupware being Teams and Outlook, then why would huge numbers of companies splash out on 200 anythings a year per user on a full Office licence?"

Lock in and believing the salesman. Not necessarily in that order.

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"Most home users are not like us, they don't want to cobble together a collection of different apps."

My friends who've been forced to my new W11 laptops are not using MS Office as far as I can see. They're using either LibreOffice or one of the other free suites. Unfortunately for them Windows comes with some sort of cobbled together email client so at least some of them are using that - not necessarily happily but I'm not really doing support for them or else I'd install T-bird. I've recommended it so some of them may be using it. It's not a good situation for them. My SiL is suddenly getting messages about her storage being full. Several of them are paying for local support. As Windows isn't my thing at all I'm not getting into that so I'm quite happy to let someone have the income stream.

The president of our Civic Soc seemed so overwhelmed at a meeting on Thursday night that I made an exception and went round yesterday to show him how to embed documents in email; apart from anything else LO seems to be saving documents on OneDrive or whatever it is and they're not visible in the file managerl.

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libre office doesn't have an equivalent to outlook or any kind of email client.

It's debatable as to whether this is the best approach (after all, it enables people like yourself to make comments like that) but AIUI their position is that it enables users to make a choice. There was some discussion about taking Thunderbird under their wing when its position under Mozilla looked shaky. Personally I wish they'd taken over SeaMonkey and wrapped in an entire browser/email/RSS readerUsenet reader/calendar package.

As it is, users can add TBird or something else as they choose.

This is your BIOS speaking. Please fix me. Your PC is broken

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Re: Ah, the old CMOS battery gremlin

"the handy plastic holder of the battery"

Kids today. Never come across soldered in batteries.

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Re: False economy?

There was a story of somebody ringing up DEC and asking for a copy of VMS. They asked why. He'd just picked up a microVAX out of a skip.

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It was your sole mistake.

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I have a battery charger with different blinking patterns. There's an explanation label stuck on it. The diagrams to assist this are designed to be equally incomprehensible in any language.

Signal says UK plan to scan devices for nude images 'endangers us all'

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Re: Nudity is not a crime

Back in the days when you took a film to a shop to get developed a& printed (D & P) the company actually did this. As the mother was a well-known BBC newsreader the company and police got enough attention to make them wish they'd engaged their brains before taking it further.

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Re: Impossible to have a reasoned discussion

When deterrence fails there's always preventative detention. The reality is that there'll always be criminality. You can't take a blanket approach and say "creating this new criminal offence will deal with it". That's the legislator's approach and at best it doesn't work and at worst it has bad side effects that should have been obvious. The sad fact is that you have to deal with individual cases, detect them, try them and then work out what's the best - rehabilitation, some form of punishment that should be a deterrent or simply removing from society for a long period to protect that society.

As it's not a controlled experiment we have no evidence as to the extent that earlier extreme punishment acted as deterrence or not. The contrary factor influencing behaviour was extreme poverty.

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Re: Impossible to have a reasoned discussion

What's wrong here is that you - and Starmer, and many more - are seeking to treat the symptoms. The images are a symptom of the harm done to the victims. Simply attempting to hide them is closing the eyes to the original harm and thus letting it continue. What should be done is to identify those responsible, charge them, try them and, if convicted, give them deterrent sentences.

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"Questionable" is understating it. It's simply yet another denial of the presumption of innocence. So was PACE from which we got Horizon.

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Re: "We are doing something".....Over And Over Again!

"Something must be done. This is something, therefore it must be done."

The politician’s syllogism.

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"How, precisely, do they intend to establish that a child is using the device?"

They don't. That would be impractical*. It will have to be on every device, just in case.

That may or may not be the present intent but the impracticality will be realised in due course.

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Re: Doolally

It's not specifically Starmer. The digital ID thing has been a Labour aspiration for the last 3 decades or so. Cameron's government celebrated the 800th anniversary year of the signing of Magna Carta by a new Investigatory Powers Act to further screw down on the presumption of innocence.

Microsoft's worst 'Nightmare' unleashes BitLocker bypass 0-day

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Re: Dog bites man?

"I've no sympathy for someone who uses the same justification as a terrorist."

As a bystander in this I can't help thinking that MS should have been more careful about who they pissed off. Sometimes the little people hit back.

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Re: Unwarranted use

People can be cautions before becoming demented.

Apple version of Office 2019 becomes useless in a month

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Re: WordPerfect?

"will it run on Windows?"

In this case the appropriate question "will it run on MacOS?"

Let's look at T'bird:

Email client

Address book*

Calendar*

RSS reader

Usenet reader

Follows open standards

What's missing?

Obedience to Microsoft lock-in with their closed standards but if you're looking to break out of Microsoft lock-in why would you want it?

* Both these use open standards to sync with servers

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Re: Entitled to a full refund in some jurisdictions

The reason I suggested individual claims via the small claims court is that they would have to send someone to court to argue this - and argue it against the fact that it was their deliberate choice to brick it. That's going to cost more than simply making a refund.

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I wonder how MS would cope if everyone claimed a refund under the small claims process appropriate to their jurisdiction. The essence of small claims it that the winning side can't claim costs.

Uncle Sam considers buying a seat on the Titanic

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"does that mean that nobody outside the USA can trust their chips not to spy on them?"

Outside?

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Established critical infrastructure - fine. Intel could reasonably be included in that. Speculation with taxpayers' money? Ah, well, I'm not a US taxpayer, thank goodness.

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Re: Please give Trump a ticket on the Titanic

A shared cabin should work out fine.

UK.gov warned that digital transformation hype is no substitute for delivery

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From TFA "Avoiding overinflated expectations? Even a politician could do that."

I know it's an ironic and rhetorical question but it's worth looking at the politicians involved.

Again from TFA:

"Peter Kyle, the then Technology Secretary" Geography, International Development, and Environmental, doctorate in Community Development. Succeeded by Liz Kendall, 1st in history.

"the Minister for Digital Government and Data confirmed that internal pilots of in-house productivity tools had been paused after they had been 'superseded by more modern, widely available platforms,' without specifying which ones." That's Ian Murray, Social Policy and Law. "joini[ed] an arts-based internet TV station as the Operations Director." That sounds better. "Following the collapse of the company" Oops.

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Re: These numbers always make me

"3. Anyone remember the numbers of Brexit Savings on the sides of the buses?

4. Also, does the government think Joe public believes any of this spin? (see 2)" See 3. It appears that quite a lot did.

Apple courts developers with privacy and context in AI comeback bid

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Maybe Apple are missing an opportunity here. Dump it and promote themselves as having the OS without AI.

Consultant mistakenly deleted a ton of data – but reported it as a bug

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Re: Works with hardware, too

Ah, the good old days of SCSI when one of those HP (whatever happened to them?) DAT drives could back up your entire PC to a 2Gb tape.

NHS prescribes half a million Copilot licenses for its paperwork headache

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It sounds like a case of "Here's a straw, let's grasp it", a variation on the politician's syllogism.

Perhaps it would have been better to have submitted the plan to NICE prior to approval.

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Re: National Humiliation Service

a pilot that "found" each user saved 43 minutes a day

We can only hope that this doesn't become the basis for clinical trials.

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