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Nearly a million retail jobs will be destroyed by the march of tech, warns trade body

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Re: Hmmmm

"The death of the "high street" is due to the clone-a-shop retail outlets."

Motorist-hostile council policies don't help. Nobody there realises that money arrives by car. And out-of-town centres have let their car-parks to the parking vultures.

Institute of Directors: Make broadband speeds 1000x faster than today's puny 2020 target

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'"Very high bandwidth and world-leading speeds in remote corners of the UK will never have the same positive dynamic impact as in a concentrated bustling city centre with thriving digital businesses," said the IoD report.'

Translation: Nobody who matters lives north of Watford.

Poor recruitment processes are causing the great security talent drought

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"it's beyond stupid"

Yes, but it's HR.

Mathletics promises security upgrades after parents' security gripes

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Facepalm

"a failure to support https"

Oh, the irony.

ICO fined cold-call firm £350k – so directors put it into liquidation

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"Unfortunately - unless you rewrite huge swathes of company law, you will have a problem."

Leave company law alone but amend insolvency law to prevent a company being liquidated whilst criminal proceedings or fines are pending with the body issuing the fines joining HMRC in getting first dibs at the assets.

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The leads were sold on. The liability should go with them.

Investigatory Powers Bill to be rushed into Parliament on Tuesday

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"Took the oppotunity to raise a number of other issues"

That's a mistake. It gives him the opportunity to ignore your main point and reply to the most trivial or the one where he can give the most anodyne reply.

Worldpay outs self as provider of easy-to-crack payment services

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Re: Big ships turn slowly

"Mozilla made the announcement about the phasing out of SHA-1 in 2014. For a company like WorldPay, with millions of terminals in use, that isn't enough time"

So how long should fraudsters allow WorldPay to update before they start using exploits?

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Re: exactly...

"People forget that there is a business need with impact on revenue when you cut off obsolete devices"

Fraud also has an impact on revenue.

Keeping payment systems up-to-date with security should be seen as a normal business cost, just like physical security measures.

Gopher server revived after 15 years of downtime

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I'm not sure why the downvote for x7. It's perfectly reasonable to ask if you don't know.

Perhaps it's time to consider whether there might be use cases better met by Gopher than by WWW - and if so, can adverts be kept out?

Microsoft scraps Android Windows 10 bridge, but says yes to Objective-C compiler

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Re: Who wouldn't want 250,000,000 potential new buyers?

"almost all PCs still have slot-like 16:9 display aspect ratios"

So, you assume that everyone else ought to have your preferred aspect ratio? Why do we keep getting this stupid pattern of "I prefer/need $OPTION so everyone else ought to have it too"?

How will Ofcom reduce our reliance on BT if it won't break them up?

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"How, then, did we afford to get electricity and water to just about anybody who wants it, even in our relatively impoverished past?"

Gradually. I grew up in a rural house that initially didn't have mains water (actually when we got it we still preferred the spring for drinking water anyway) nor electricity until after we left in 1958.

We're looking at a copper network that was installed over decades. Replacing that with FTTP would be a huge investment. Deciding who'll do that is secondary to finding the money. As you point out the cable installers lost money even though they were able to cherry pick the compact high density urban areas. Then there's the rate at which such a replacement might take happen; and hence working out how large a workforce might be or could be assembled for the task, how many roads could be dug up simultaneously etc.

And now we have muppets thinking that all it takes to roll out FTTP to the whole country is the right wording in an OFCOM report.

Samsung off the hook as $120m Apple patent verdict tossed

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Re: Geez!

"neither gains anything"

OTOH every time an obvious patent gets invalidate the world gains a little sanity. My only worry about this is that the invalidation process isn't keeping up with the USPO so the net effect is still negative.

Dead Steve Jobs owed $174 by San Francisco parking ticket wardens

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I suppose refunding via the card was another concept too difficult for their s/w designers.

Science contest to get girls interested in STEM awards first prize to ... a boy

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Re: runner up - prior art

"A tablet for use in the bath requires a lens cover for the camera."

No. But it does require a lens that adapts to the fact that it's now operating in a medium of different RI.

BOFH: This laptop has ceased to be. And it's pub o'clock soon

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Re: Today, at 4:30...

"the futility of doing something like this on a Friday"

This is actually OK. You just have to budget for spending your entire weekend fixing it. Providing you do that either (a) everything will work just fine or (b) you'll still not have everything fixed by 27:00 hours on Sunday evening. This is the consequence of the uncertainty principle running into time dilation.

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Re: "So you'd maim a security guard just to prove a point?"

" Security staff could get in the way to prevent the trolley going, but not stop him."

I find that odd.

Many years ago I met an ex-SOCO, now local station sergeant in the local supermarket. He told me he was following the store detective. He suspected she was slipping stock into customers' shopping baskets and then detaining them and getting them arrested for shop-lifting when they left the store. I think he eventually caught her.

My devil-possessed smartphone tried to emasculate me

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I can never understand what anyone's saying on my mobile nor, indeed, on my landline if the other end of the call's on a mobile. Except - when I get into my car the built-in phone does a remote SIM connection to the mobile and all calls are clear as crystal. Weird.

Also weird is the fact that I had "Home" as a phone-book entry and the carphone wouldn't recognise it. I got it to read out the phone book and it pronounced it as Hulme. Very odd. Do the manufacturers think that a lot of customers need to call people called Hulme-spelled-Home but rather fewer need to call home?

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" I found something even more amusing."

Sorry, can only give you one upvote for that. I passed this as a tip to elReg some time ago & they declined it because /. had already used it.

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"Then users happened."

Clearly it was beyond your abilities to find out in advance what your users actually wanted.

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Re: best 4 weeks ever

" I have genuinely worked with people who told me if they do not get responses to texts within a few minutes (not work ones private how you doing sort of texts) they will be pissed off with that person."

The feeling's probably mutual.

Standing desks have no effect on productivity, boffins find

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"This made it possible to measure call handling time, time spent talking, time spent on hold and time spent wrapping up calls, metrics call centres love to harvest"

Metrics which have a common factor of being easy to measure. Calls closed to callers satisfaction? Far too difficult to measure, possibly too embarrassing for management to be aware of but the only real measure of a call centre's effectiveness.

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Re: Missed the point.

"anyone who says back pain doesn't affect productivity has never had back pain!"

Very true. My back pain was the result of a single ill-judged movement when stretching to lower my car off its jack and had dogged me on and off for years. It's aggravated by standing for any length of time. Standing desks & stand-up meetings would have resulted in a lot of time off sick followed by resignation.

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"open plan may not be perfect but its got to be better than cube farm."

What? Cube farm partitions don't protect you from the voice of the braying marketroid in the next pig-pen or the un-muffled dot-matirix printer that someone insists they need on the other side. They're still open offices.

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Re: Better improvements can be gained by...

"Making email optional. I'll get to the email at the beginning / end of the day. If it's urgent, call me"

You started well. But you do realise, don't you, that everything will be "urgent"?

These Chicago teens can't graduate until they learn some compsci

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Re: Wrong subject

"I think it's fucking pathetic that most people can't wire a plug, or do up a compression joint / taped thread."

Given the way plugs are moulded on to mains leads these days the first of those seems to be obsolete these days and sooner or later there'll probably be regulations preventing it. Knowing how to choose the correct replacement fuse is another matter although again that might be regulated into the hands of the sparkies.

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Re: It's a shame we don't see programming as a basic skill

I have serious reservations about making things compulsory. Maybe it's a hangover from compulsory games and Latin at school. Having said that I have to admit that my experience of programming was a much resented compulsory course in FORTRAN. Mind you it was only 5 days of which I managed to miss the first by being out of the country doing field work - whatever they did that day it can't have been much as I wasn't disadvantaged.

I don't think it takes much exposure to a subject to discover that it is or isn't something you'll be good at. The field work for which I missed that first day of the FORTRAN course had been in a subject that grabbed my attention on a single day on a field course whilst at school; a day when the weather precluded the scheduled activity and its replacement was largely a matter of luck.

In fact, longer suffering of a subject being badly taught may well be counter-productive and, as others have said here, where do you find the (good) teachers?

Maybe the best approach would be to start with short taster courses concentrating on structured problem solving as much as coding. Provide short teacher training courses for this. If necessary some of the best teachers could work on a peripatetic basis to get it off the ground. It would increase exposure of the subject to the teaching staff so that hopefully more would be drawn into the short course and some of the initial batch could be trained up to offer a fuller course to the pupils who have an interest and aptitude for it.

Cook moves iPhone debate to FBI's weak ground: The media

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Re: My question is: why Apple gave away the phone backups, but refuses to access the phone?

I refer the hon. gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago. A summons requires a witness to produce some evidence they might have. Apple have the backup which might be evidence. This is a demand for Apple to produce something that they don't have and which isn't evidence.

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Re: But who owns the device?

This is a good point and one on which maybe a compromise could have been reached which could have gained the sympathy of iThing owners. However AFAIK it's not the owners asking for this, it's the FBI and that creates a very different situation.

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Re: alternatively

Your shift key has gone missing. Have a word with Bombastic Bob, he seems to have a spare.

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Re: Anyone heard of a "subpoena"?

Yes. I've had plenty of those. They're called witness summonses. A summons can also call on a witness to produce in court some item of evidence that they possess. What's being attempted here is to call on someone to produce something that (a) isn't evidence and (b) they don't possess. That's a radical departure from standard procedure.

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Re: It's not often I agree with Apple but...

"The big question is why the judge and FBI went to such great lengths to pretend this was a one off when they full well knew that was quite simply impossible in the US legal system."

According to a previous report here the answer to part one is that the FBI assured the magistrate that it was a reasonable demand and Apple's view wasn't asked for. The answer to the second part, why the FBI did it is pretty obvious to most of us.

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Re: It's not often I agree with Apple but...

@ Peter R. 1

From long experience in N Ireland - where, incidentally terrorism was substantially financed from N America with the US govt apparently turning a blind eye:

1. In the event of a suspected booby-trapped device the usual response was to disrupt the device which could be anything from a robot-controlled shotgun to a controlled explosion. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't.

2. Yes, there has been experience of getting useful information out of a car used in a crime. I've examined a few vehicles myself back in the old days. But the value was almost invariably in terms of whether there was any evidence that could connect the suspects with the vehicle. After a few successes in court torching the vehicle became normal procedure so no evidence was left, One of the first things you have to learn about criminal investigation is that you use what's available and not what you wish you had.

Concerning your straw man. Let's say the manufacturer has produced the key for you. The car is still potentially booby-trapped. Are you going to be the one who goes forward to check? Better go ahead with the controlled explosion.

Who hit you, HP Inc? 'Windows 10! It's all Windows 10's fault'

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Re: I'm sure people will learn to love Windows 10...

" the latest Adobe Reader DC (the "up"grade from v11) ALSO supports ads. As a matter of fact, it seeks to cut out the middle man from what I could find in the Terms it wants you to accept (which is when I started to pay attention - previous Reader updates did not ask for new Terms to be accepted)....And I don't even run Windows."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okular

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Re: Hardware quality also to blame

"a cramped and unpleasant 16:9 screen"

Aspect ratio snobbism.

A wider aspect screen allows me to compare two documents side-by-side. It's also a help in transcribing very wide documents. Just because it doesn't fit your use case doesn't mean it doesn't work for others.

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Re: Who prints at home anymore anyway?

SWMBO prints out multiple copies of handouts for her patchwork class every week although, to be fair, it's mostly a case of me photocopying them as she insists on writing them by hand.

This is accomplished on an HP 3020, years old, still going strong. If I'd been tempted to replace it by a colour version I'd be put off by the experience of my daughter's work-supplied all-in-one HP with its paper tray which jammed partly in after she took it out to refill. It was difficult to believe that the two machines were built by the same company.

BTW, when I looked at the pre-release W10 last year it didn't, at that time, have a driver for the 3020. But the HP site had a W8 version which worked OK.

HP seems to be an odd hybrid. It used to build stuff really well and at least some of that old stuff is still supported but new stuff reminds me of some of the domestic appliances of the '70s - well enough built to get out of the factory door.

Apple fires legal salvo at FBI for using All Writs law in iPhone brouhaha

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If at the end of the legal process Apple is required to do this they still have the option of carefully selecting a suitable employee http://dilbert.com/strip/2011-09-04

Does the Internet of Things need an indie security assessor?

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Basically a good idea but as UL already exists why suggest a separate CyberUL? Or was someone making a pitch?

Microsoft urges law rewrite to keep US govt's mitts off overseas data

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""I think Apple is making an important point," said Smith."

There speaks a man who wishes BillG had kept his two pennorth out of it.

Oracle: Oregon's attorney general leaked our confidential memos in health portal row

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If I read the article correctly the paper didn't quote the alleged documents but just said that they exist because it had seen them. It could, of course, have been merely speculating. Oracle's reaction seems to confirm that they do exist.

Patient monitors altered, drug dispensary popped in colossal hospital hack

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Re: More needs than just following the patient

"My institution is blocking access to webmail, and there are strict rules against storing material on the hospital system"

Two networks, a secure one and one with internet access. I've worked on such a site - not medical but the production network had data that had to be secured, the office didn't.

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"The bottom line was that the Doctors put their convenience above everything else and they were supported in this by the senior management."

And what about the letter that you asked them to sign? The one that started "I confirm that I have been warned that..." and ends "I have evaluated the risks and have taken the deliberate decision not to act. I accept complete and personal responsibility for the consequences of any IT security breaches including, but not confined to temporary or permanent damage to equipment, breaches of the Data Protection Acts and patient privacy and injury to or loss of life of patients. I agree that this letter may be produced in evidence to any subsequent inquiry including Coroners' courts.". The one you offered along with the draft of an affidavit that you'd made an appointment with your solicitor to swear out if they didn't sign.

Gosh, what a huge shock: Ofcom shies away from BT Openreach split, calls for reform

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Re: The predictable whoosh of hot air

"apparently nothing has changed"

That's right. Stuff which costs a lot of money still costs a lot of money. Stuff which requires a lot of manpower still requires a lot of manpower. Nimbys who want services are still Nimbys. Brookes law hasn't been repealed.

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Re: No, the infrastructure should be government owned

"That would need the government to find a very large sum of money to buy it from the pension funds that mostly own it today."

And that's only the start. The government would have to find funds for all Openreach's investments. After a while all the whiners presently calling for it to be nationalised would then be wanting some further change on account of the lack of investment.

Those who can't remember the past are condemned to repeat it. In this case, queue up for your party line. And that's not a political term.

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Re: USO?

"Why no Universal Service Obligation recommendation?"

What are you worried about? The competition will be able to fit you in: "Under the plans rival providers will be able to build their own fibre networks, connected directly to homes and offices."

BT, Sky, EE, TalkTalk and Virgin to appeal website blocking ruling

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Re: @King Jack

"The ladies at my local Post Office already know that I sell Leather BDSM gear and sex toys"

Customers?

Bleeping Computer sued by Enigma Software over moderator's forum post

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"20+ days for it to surface? Come on."

Are you surprised? There's no DevOps angle to it.

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Anticompetitive

I notice they seem to be criticising criticisms of them as anticompetitive. What's anticompetitive? Just wondering.

'I bet Russian hackers weren't expecting their target to suck so epically hard as this'

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Re: PHP always makes me cringe

"And if you are altering the schema often enough for that to be an issue, you have other problems."

This is the problem with the code first, design* later approach.

However you should have taken whoever told you that to one side & explained views - although it sounds like the sort of shop where that approach could lead to a tangle all on its own.

*Design? You should be so lucky.

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Re: Yes, but....

"On the other hand, it's considerably better than shared spreadsheets that have been bastardised into pretending that they're databases."

You're probably going to have problems with users who know that Excel is a database.

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