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Servers hated Mondays until techie quit quaffing coffee in their company

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Re: Disks

I used to work with a Sequent which had a LOT* of huge (4Gb I think) disks. Folk lore was that if they were shut down they wouldn't start up again. That was left running for a years. Eventually it had to be moved & they started up without problems.

* Part of the reason for the number was that they were mirrored at disk controller level and pairs of mirorred pairs were mirrored at database level. Whoever set it up wasn't taking chances.

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Re: the company couldn't be bothered to spend any money to fix the problem

Or the CFO

AWS Lambda loves charging for idle time: Vercel claims it found a way to dodge the bill

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Re: Congratulations

It sounds to me like they've invented timesharing.

Users left scrambling for a plan B as Dropbox drops Dropbox Passwords

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Re: Maybe they just saw the writing on the wall?

If you read tp the bottom of the NCSC's screed there seems to be an assumption that the password manager will be a 3rd party job. Their advice on choice works out as "whatever works for you" so anyone ho's confused will stay that way.

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Re: KeePass

Isn't ti a bit of a problem remwmbering which site has X{cRMS1A9D(q"z+Y\8]Y and which has f+X#kOk43ntLtcL-(R~' ?

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With Keypass you don't need even a very lightweight, fast server. It's just a file you can copy around. KISS.

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Re: Why are users surprised?

Customers mey be pissed off individually but if they then all leave individually, they're gone. The individual customers are, collectively, the company's source of income.

Bitter fight over 2020 Microsoft quantum paper both resolved and unresolved

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"You don't think that your microwave oven is a fraud because you can put your mac and cheese in it and it will cook."

I wouldn't want a mac and cheese to put intoa microwave oven so I don't believe microwave ovens can exist.

Internet exchange points are ignored, vulnerable, and absent from infrastructure protection plans

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1,519 doesn't sound like a lot given the work they have to do.

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Join the club.

Devs are frustrated with AI coding tools that deliver nearly-right solutions

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Re: C Suite

C-suite suits take home an indecent salary and bonus.

FTFY

Minnesota governor calls in the troops after St Paul cyberattack

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Re: Resilience!

"They apparently have bugger all."

They should have called Birmingham to ask for advice on how to cope.

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Re: Resilience!

Who's going to defent the bridges?

Windows 10 turns 10: Dying OS just worked, lacked compatibility chaos

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Re: Windows is so [straightforward]

Yes, commonly used applications certainly get put in the tesk bar. But then there's only so much room on there so a logically organised menu is essential. And app tiles? Those weird things compensating for the fact that some utter dweeb decided that, contrary to all previous experience, alphabetical was the best way to arrange a menu?

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Re: 99% of users [get] the out-of-the-box experience

"jump distros (wiping the drive in the process)"

Who on Earth wipes a drive to install a new distro? Drives have these things called partitions. If you have to reinstall the OS you leave the partition that will be mounted on /home untouched. It really goes to show how little you understand things.

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Re: Last sane version?????

"Shortcuts in the taskbar and customized app tiles should remove 90% of your Start menu deep-dives. If it's a "common", often-used setting it's in the new Win10 Control panel; more intrinsic settings remain in the old panel (it's that simple, really)."

Ah, yes. Windows is so starightforward. Nothing arcane about it.

Flock storage: Audio boffin encodes data in a starling

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There used to be a starling near our lab in Belfast that regularly imitated a Trimphoone. What a pity it never got to hear a modem.

Cisco donates Agntcy project to Linux Foundation in the hope it gets AI agents interacting elegantly

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Linux foundation hosting AI projects? This is worrying.

Windows 11 is a minefield of micro-aggressions in the shipping lane of progress

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Re: The real question

"Frankly I doubt if it makes a profit at all."

If that were thecase they wouldn't be making a fuss about the requirements to upgrade to 11. They want people to buy new PCs so they'll buy new H/W licences with them.

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Re: The real question

"The kernel, Linux is proprietary software."

How's the Hurd coming along?

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Re: It's all very well saying "Just don't use Windows"

"exotic software on production lines that just won't move to another OS unless as you say something drastic happens"

Does that include not being able to move off a version that dropped out of support years aago?

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Re: Sure, Linux could make a truly usable desktop system....

I think he means it's GPL2, not GPL3.

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Re: Sure, Linux could make a truly usable desktop system....

Not always - I'm old enough to remember when it wasn't. But I always prefered something more Unix-like for what lay behind the UI.

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Re: Sure, Linux could make a truly usable desktop system....

"I think maybe because Linux is chasing the users it doesn't have rather than making the system suit the users it does have.

Hence a focus on design and shiny over pure functionality."

You did miss the irony tag didn't you?

Or did you just parrot something you read somewhere posted by somebody who's never used Linux based on something written by a Microsoft shill?

Because those uf us who use Linux do so because it suits us exactly (it has the flexibility to so that) while W11 is the result of 25 years focusing on design style and shiny over functionality.

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Re: Sure, Linux could make a truly usable desktop system....

"most Linux desktops still look like something from the early noughties"

And what's the difference between WIndows from then and Windows now?

Quarter of a century of enshitification, that's what.

Quarter of a century of releases that expected ttheir users to go along with whatever changes Microsoft expected them to adapt to.

Quarter of a century of changes imposed simply because Microsoft needed to force purchase of new H/W for the latest Windows because that meant new licences being sold.

What have you gained from it? And what have you lost?

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Re: Sure, Linux could make a truly usable desktop system....

"The problem is that amateurs are unwilling, sometimes unable, to agree to standardize the OS."

What standard is this? It can't be Microsoft's because that's been shifting with every release. Would W2K have been a good standard? A lot of people seem to tink so. If so why didn't MS stick with it? Why did they come up with Windows for Teletubbies? W8? All the rest?

Is macOS the standard? If so why doesn't Wny version of Windows look like it.

The closest thing we've ever had to as standard is CUA. AFAICS the closest adherents to that standard are KDE and LibreOffice. The "professionals" have dirfted further and further away because their marketing departments and they crayon departments told them to. The "professionals" aren't allowed to follow standards. I also wonder how many of the "professional" coders have worked on UI design as compared to the "amateurs".

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Re: Sure, Linux could make a truly usable desktop system....

Question: Who's the best judge of the UI I, personally, find most useable?

Answer: Users.

Maybe a lack of reading skills. Look at the question again:

Note thetwo words "I, personally".

Why should a mass of undefined people "users" be able to make a judgement on my preferences. Why? How? It's an answer beyond reason.

The only person who can judge that is me. Not you. Not "users". Sure, some users might come to the same conclusion. Some might come to different conclusions.

You find Gnome ittitating. So do I. So I don;t use it. I have choices and, FWIW, my choice would also exclude Apple's UI which I think weird

W8 which is exactly the opposite of what I want from a UI. I think a lot of people agreed about that and yet I assume it wasn't coded by amateurs.

I'm not sure you intended your last paragraph to say what it di but as far as KDE is concerned you are correct.

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Re: Big Fizzle

Until the hype bubble burst and all references to AI will be removed in a panic.

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Re: Sure, Linux could make a truly usable desktop system....

kmorwath might be surprised to discover that I personally rate W2K as a very good desktop UI. Since then it's been downhill for Windows. KDE, OTOH has built on the W2K getting such things as multiple workspaces before Wondows. The divergence between the two has left us with the situation that the free UI is what the Windows UI could have been if, in kmorwath's own words "Microsoft had someome far more clever than Nadella at the helm" and W10/11 is what it is.

Similarly LibreOffice retains the UI that Office 97 had achieved before Mircorosft produced the brainfart that is the ribbon interface.

Between them KDE and LO have conserved the UI the Microsoft had achieved before they embarked on quarter of a century of enshittification.

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Re: Sure, Linux could make a truly usable desktop system....

"resource are needed to write truly good UIs"

But who judges what's a truly good UI? Is it going to be ISO Good UI standard? And what then happens to users who don't like the standard? Who find it unuseable?

Who's the best judge of the UI I, personally, find most useable? Have a go at working out the answer to that one. I'll give you a hint: it's not you.

US science left out in the cold amid plans to retire Antarctic icebreaker

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Not MAGA, MAD

Making America DIminish

AI don't know: Enterprises slow to pick up on Copilot+ PCs

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Re: Snapdragon

"I would not buy a Windows ARM machine."

Neither would I, but not for the same reason.

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"That's disturbing, or at least should be for the company employing them."

You mean theydon't know enough to avoid them>

Google’s latest renewable energy deal is all gas bags and hot air

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Re: Er

"that could be a massive reduction in emissions"

Only a temporary one. Once the system's loaded that's that apart from topping up afterleaks which, by definition, emit the gas.

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Re: Er

"pumped hydro is the only at scale solution"

For some values of "at scale". In order to achieve that you need suitable sites with an upper and lower reservoirs. Reservoirs involve drownin existing landscapes which isn't exactly environmentally firendly, nor is it firendly to those who lived there if the valleys were inhabited.

It's a useful technology but niche.

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Re: Er

Especially this? https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/A93A/production/_128422334_gettyimages-1148069508.jpg

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Re: Er

Pumped storage amd mine shafts into which to lower weights are niche in terms of where they can be built. However I wonder about lead-acide batteries as an alternative.

Microsoft used staff in China to help babysit US govt cloud services, report says

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Re: As of this writing, Microsoft has not responded to The Register's request for comment

I'm sure there are a few suitable phrases on the playbook: only a few.etc., no longer doing it (right out of Sir Humphrey's stock excuses), mistake by a junior/former employee ...

No problem. The emollient words flow smoothly, not so much lies, more a case of not having any meaning to any PR person.

Publishers cry foul over W3C crusade to rid web of third-party cookies

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More power to W3C.

Blame a leak for Microsoft SharePoint attacks, researcher insists

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Re: Leaky leak

You could go a step further. Why pay someone to leak a vulnerability? Why not pay someone to put it there?

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It depends on how obvious the weaponisation was. Some of the exploits seem to happen PDQ.

Majority of 1.4M customers caught in Allianz Life data heist

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"The threat actor was able to obtain personally identifiable data related to the majority of Allianz Life's customers, ... third-party, cloud-based CRM system...Based on our investigation to date, there is no evidence the Allianz Life network or other company systems were accessed, including our policy administration system."

I take it from this that the systems which ran the actual business where the data belonged were OK. So why was some 3rd party CRM also holding the data if it wasn't essenital for running the business? I think we all know that one - marketing. The people who send out "click here" emails to customers, training the customers to be phished and clearly expecting customers to click on them because that's what they'd do themselves; the most easily phished staff in the business.

UK VPN demand soars after debut of Online Safety Act

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"cheap/ fast / secure"

Pick any two.

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Re: Process?

"how is your average internet service provider going to police any of these scenarios?"

They don't care. They can point to having put something in place. So can the government until an age verification site is breached and then the finger pointing starts.

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Re: Labour just love legislation...

They're both equally short-sighted. When one of these "verification services" gets pwned - as seems inevitable - they might find it's time to go to Specsavers (local independent opticians are also available).

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"You don't think that it's a brilliant piece of 'nudge' thinking by the government to get people to think seriously about online security?"

No. It's a piece of unuerpassed government stupidity of people who think they think about online security the children. When the whole thing blows up in their face it will be the political class as a whole that gets a much needed nudge.

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This thing started with the previous government. Blame the real eejits here. The Home Office.

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Not sure about your "older generation" remark as I'm sure the "digital natives" will be quite blase about the whole thing. I suppose the inevitable porn to pwn hitting the headlines in a few months' time will finally make governments start tinking a bit more about the consequences in dabbling in this sort of legislation.

NASA faces brain drain as thousands exit under voluntary resignation scheme

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"employees who accepted early exit offers tended "to be the most senior people with the most knowledge."

Of course.

Aeroflot aeroflops over 'IT issues' after attackers claim year-long compromise

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Re: .. and there is that other problem.

It's arguable that previous dictators were also commuist. Idealistic egalitarian philosphy does tend to get in the way of personal aggrandisment.

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