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Microsoft wins landmark Irish data slurp warrant case against the US

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Re: this ain't over yet

"Not sure whether by Brits who want to invade again"

One of those downvotes was from someone who spent many years there during the IRA/UVF campaigns and has seen the consequences at close quarters. That's "seen" as in having helped dig up the occasional murder victim or help identify very badly burned remains (Google La Mon for details).

Some of us know very well what a land war is like in Ireland. It's not the land that gets hurt.

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Good news - subject to an appeal of course. But what's the LEADS Act? Is this simply the one which allows them to do what they should have done in the first place, namely try for an Irish warrant?

Your next storage will be invisible (for a while)

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Coat

"For example, if you are running the IT infrastructure in a university, you'll probably have access to a lot of manpower (in the form of students and researchers)… in this case it's probable that your TCO won't be affected by the cost of Sysadmins"

In that case you might be paying for more Sysadmins to defend it all from the students and researchers.

Mine's an old white one with ferric chloride stains that won't come out.

IPO spews email addresses to hundreds of recipients. Twice

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Re: Why oh why...

Amend the the message to "You are about to send $NUMBER people each other's email addresses. Many of them won't want to have their address given away like this. Some of them will object very seriously and may sue your company. At the very least you will look stupid. You may get fired. Do you want to have your comany sued, look stupid and maybe lose your job?"

Yes.

Ad viewability worsens

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Re: TVs

"Like how many people switch channels, or hit the mute button when the ads are showing."

I don't watch much live now. Everything goes through Myth TV & fast-forward just runs through the ads.

Ad blockers responsible for rise in upfront TV ad sales, claims report

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They still haven't worked out that their crap is no more welcome on TV than it is online.

Successful fintech: UK has some, but it's not in Silicon Roundabout

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2 years survival is a criterion for success?

If we can't find a working SCSI cable, the company will close tomorrow

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'The company had also “migrated all their data to a huge Oracle 7 database running on SCO Unix.” Yup, SCO!'

SCO: My preferred OS for running small businesses back in the day. But with Informix.

Empty your free 30GB OneDrive space today – before Microsoft deletes your files for you

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Re: One drive faux pas

" I found myOrb.com which is excellent."

It won't even display its home page without unblocking NoScript and you call that excellent?

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Unlimited?

If the offer is unlimited how can using it as such be abuse? No bad apples, just people taking Microsoft at their word.

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Re: A few bad apples

' If I am paying for a certain amount I should be entitled to continue paying for that amount at the "contracted" rate.'

A couple of problems with that. First, if it's free then you're not paying and it's doubtful whether there's a contract at all. Secondly, remember the old saying: if it's free it's worth every penny you paid for it.

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"Never before in modern history has a company tried as hard as Microsoft is trying now to alienate its customers."

I'm not sure about that. It's a race to the bottom and there's plenty of room there.

Capita redundo staff: We are free at last, free at last… at the end of this month

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Re: Outsourcing

"We are committed to ensuring we continue to deliver great experiences for all of our customers with our new Partner"

Translation: Shut up and just keep paying us.

You really do want to use biometrics for payments, beam banks

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"a great deal of excitement in the payments space"

That devalues anything else he said.

UK gov says new Home Sec will have powers to ban end-to-end encryption

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Re: ROT13 - the future of encryption in the UK?

No, double ROT13, just to make sure.

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"We should remove it and replace it with a second elected house."

The Commons will never approve of that. As things stand they can claim a legitimacy over the Lords that being elected brings. They're not going to give that up.

For the rest of us the advantage of the HoL is that because its members don't have to depend on the party machines to keep their membership they can ignore party lines if they think those are wrong.

I think the HoL needs some ex officio members other than the bishops. Say the presidents or equivalent of the Royal Society and the chartered institutes, maybe a few University VCs etc. If they have several acknowledged experts in a field explain why a proposal is bollocks they'd have to listen (assuming Gove doesn't get booted upstairs, of course).

Shocker: Computer science graduate wins a top UK political job

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Re: Highest achiever

"David Davis MP today becomes the highest-achieving politician in a worthwhile subject"

I'm trying to parse this. Do you mean Brexit minister is a higher achievement than PM or that chemistry isn't a worthwhile subject?

Brit Science Minister to probe Brexit bias against UK-based scientists

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Re: In other news

BoJo in the FCO should be ... interesting. As one comment on there said, he'll probably spend most of his time apologising to countries he's insulted.

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"IMF"

Actually, that was later, but in light of what had gone before, pretty well inevitable.

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"our politicians had already signed us up to it without a democratic mandate."

Nevertheless we were then asked for a mandate to continue and gave it.

"The 1975 referendum did not affirm that the UK public wanted to give away their national sovereignty etc"

You know as well as I do that the nature of a referendum question is that it wraps all the individual negotiating points into a single question and:

"The same applies to every European treaty signed since that takes more power away from member countries and hands that power to the EEC/EU/United States of Europe."

I completely agree with you. I think every EEC/EU country should have held a referendum to enable its government to ratify all the succeeding countries. I also think the referenda should have required a substantive majority, say 2/3rds, to change the status quo, just as I think this recent referendum should have required it. Such a requirement would have caused the negotiators to have come up with much different treaties if they wanted to get them though. In fact we may still have had the EEC in place.

You should realise that my position isn't what you think it is. I think there's a great deal wrong with the EU but that walking away is just plain nuts on economic grounds. I don't think that the great economic opportunities that the leavers are hoping for are there.

If we try to retain the foreign investment that's here because of our EU membership we'll have to retain all the other aspects of the EU that you don't like but with one difference - we won't be part of the decision-making process so this much-vaunted regaining of "control" or "sovereignty" won't just be a chimera, it'll be the opposite of what you claim. In this respect the Leavers have scored a massive own goal.

The globalist option is going to involve trying to negotiate our own trade treaties with existing players. Again, our degree of control is severely limited. You have to ask what they're wanting and whether it's going to be to our advantage. The likes of India are going to be looking for even more off-shoring. As for the US - look at their recent "partnership" negotiations; they're clearly commercial colonisation acts intended to put US corporations in much the same situation as the East India Company once occupied in India. Any "deal" we get there is going to be a lot worse than what was being negotiated with the EU.

We've simply cut off our own economic nose to spite the EU's political face.

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"the UK government needs to immediately expand UK science funding"

Something no UK govt of any colour has ever done outside of wartime.

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In other news

I see from the Beeb site that David Davis is to be Brexit minister. Given his previous position on privacy maybe he'll manage to retain the EUs rules on this. It might go some way to offsetting May as PM.

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"This begs the question of why our politicians ever signed us up to Europe against the will of the people"

It clearly does.

'"Begging the question" is a form of logical fallacy in which a statement or claim is assumed to be true without evidence other than the statement or claim itself. When one begs the question, the initial assumption of a statement is treated as already proven without any logic to show why the statement is true in the first place.' ( http://begthequestion.info/ )

Your statement that joining was against the the will of the people falls foul of http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/june/6/newsid_2499000/2499297.stm

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Re: Shock

"From our previous exchanges I thought you would know by now I absolutely voted leave."

Indeed. Maybe you didn't read my last post on a previous exchange - what with one thing and another I got round to it pretty late. If you had you'd realise that I'm not an outstanding fan of the EU, it's just that I think the idea that we can just walk out to be an economic nonsense. At least we're not in the Euro.

"By the time we are out it will be another GE and the people can choose the direction of the country."

Our ability to choose the direction will be restricted. What if the choice at that point would have been to remain - as it might well be if all those businesses here for an EU base have started to migrate? That choice would be gone. If the choice is a trade treaty with the EU then it will be on the EU's terms. The choice of being an imperial power is long gone. The choice of being a major world power hasn't existed for the last 60 years, post Suez.

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"Those of us who remember what the UK was like before we entered the EEC ...Deciding for ourselves the direction our country is to go in."

I certainly remember those times. A good many people who want to go back to them seem to think we were still a great imperial power. We weren't. Our ability to decide effectively was pretty well finished when Eden declined to show two fingers to the US in '56.

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Re: FUD

'Anything short term before article 50 is even invoked is pure FUD (Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt) based on pretty much nothing at all except "well something MIGHT happen"'

I think it's based on on "nothing might happen".

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Re: Shock

"Hopefully now we have a new PM she will actually lay out a plan and get on with it."

I take it you were a Leaver. Don't you have any suggestions as to what a good plan would be? Other than hoping that the existing incumbents would be able to think of something which, AFAICS must have been one of the Leavers' plans; the other being "magic happens".

European Commission straps on Privacy Shield

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"Some tortuous english"

Sigh. Yes Minister and Yes Prime Minister should be on the national curriculum. I think the original was one of Bernard's

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"Similarly Privacy-Shield is not really there to protect privacy - it's there to try and provide some kind of control over our personal data."

No it isn't. It isn't even there to look as if they're trying to protect data. At best they're trying to look as if they're trying to protect data. And as we all know they don't even look as if they're trying to look as if they're trying to protect data.

HTH

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Good. Bring on the ECJ challenge.

SCADA malware caught infecting European energy company

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Re: Never as easy as it seems from an armchair

"10 year or more support"

Easy to promise but what good's your regulation or contract if the vendor's in liquidation? You'll need a source code escrow scheme, assuming the source isn't open anyway.

Tupperware vehemently denies any link to storage containerisation

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"Maybe we should rebrand them as TupperWare"

If there isn't a software containerisation product called that something's seriously wrong.

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Re: "Kleenex"

"Band-aid. What's wrong with saying ... "plaster", I ask?"

In this part of the world it used to be a spetch.

Trial to store benefits claimants' personal data on blockchain slammed

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Re: Why would the DWP need to use a blockchain?

"you know what I said about not everyone getting it ?"

When dealing with the DWP never attribute to craftiness that which can be attributed to stupidity. A former colleague in a project where we dealt with them summed them up: "not the sharpest knives in the box".

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Re: Why would the DWP need to use a blockchain?

"capable of processing transactions"

We've had that for millennia. It's called money. There's only one reason for using blockchain: fashion.

Student Loans Company burns £50 million in IT project superfail

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"The Transformation Programme brings us the opportunity to become a standard-bearer for the government’s digital delivery agenda. We have already made progress here, becoming an exemplar Government Digital Service organisation."

BINGO!

Smartphones aren't tiny PCs, but that's how we use them in the West

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"QR code is unsafe, and like URL shorteners a great way to lead to malware."

AIUI this system reverses the normal QR situation. The customer, via the phone, presents the QR code to the store. The customer is not at risk of a malicious code and, if the till software is in any way sane, it's not going to interpret the code as a URL. If the code doesn't make sense within the requirements of the payment system it's just going to decline the transaction.

What's not clear in all this is how the system guards against fake codes. I take it there must be some dynamic element in generating the code.

You can buy Windows 10 Enterprise E3 access for the price of a coffee

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Re: And so it begins

"HINT: There's more than just the OS for $7 per month."

Yes, there's holding data on someone else's computers, for all you know outside the jurisdiction and a whole lot of legal complications as that mess matures.

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Re: And so it begins

"Hell, I'd even offer to pay it out of my pocket is I was given choice between Windows and Mac/Linux."

That's generous. But what would you pay out of your own pocket when one of your business's customers comes along and wants to know why you've put personal data about him on computers, maybe in the US, that you don't control and he wants to see you in court about it?

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Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

"Why is it not possible to have a single article that mentions microsoft or windows without some moron (or group of morons) telling us that they have either stopped or are planning to stop using it?"

Have you stopped to think why? Maybe you should start from considering the possibility that they're not morons and then carry on by asking yourself what it tells you about their experiences with Microsoft & Windows.

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The outcome is a simpler approach to ensuringlock in customers have the technology they need to run a secure and productive enterprise and enable their digital transformation.

FTFY

Don't doubt it, Privacy Shield is going to be challenged in court

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"The European Union's attempts to make data transfers to the United States compliant with privacy laws are an opaque exercise"

They may be opaque to the author. The rest of us can see right through them.

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Re: The problem here

"And thus companies like M$, FarceBook, crApple and the Chocolate Factory get to squaf all their data to the authorities and sell it to the highest bidder without concern."

Frankly, I'm less bothered about those companies. You deal with them direct if at all and as you should know what they're up to you can make your choices accordingly. The real problem comes with dealing with a local company that then ships the data overseas, maybe unbeknown to you. A company like your employer which might use an on-line HR system, maybe. Or a company that uses an on-line CRM system. Or a bank that shares data with a credit reference bureau. Those are cases where you haven't much choice at all or no informed choice.

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Re: Only one answer

"right of access for Eu subjects to USA court"

That's not acceptable on practical grounds. The redress needs to be in the data subject's own jurisdiction against the entity that shipped the data into the clutches of the US. Each business will then have to think carefully about whether they wish to ship data there or insist on it being processed where they have effective control.

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Re: No problem for the UK then

"I'm sure our nice new PM with her well-know concerns for data protection and individual privacy rights will swiftly negotiate a nice treaty with the US to allow them to take any UK data they like when they like and do whatever they want with it."

Not if she's any sense. UK service companies will want to do business with EU customers. Unfortunately that's a big if.

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Re: The more it changes, the more it will stay the same

"Every five years or so"

I doubt it will take so long. I think we'll very quickly get to the state where the writ's issued the day after the current attempt comes into force, if not on the very day. At some point it will become clear that the only solution will be for the US to introduce proper privacy legislation (at which time selling double glazing and central heating in hell becomes profitable) or data has to stay in the jurisdiction at arm's length from any US corporation. Maybe European companies will supersede US ones in the market.

The smart US businesses will start restructuring there operations to do this before it becomes absolutely necessary.

A journey down the UK's '3D Tongue' into its mini industrial revolution

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Can we agree that the intro was just dreadful?

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Re: "take weeks rather than months or years to build an aircraft, claims BAE Systems."

"You're confusing design with manufacture"

And even more with the coding of the software. Are we there yet?

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"...quantum physics are both rather vague areas, and I suspect that projects involving them are just not as consumer-visible"

Those LEDs aren't visible? There's a lot of stuff which depends on quantum physics - it's just been around long enough to be taken for granted.

Florida U boffins think they've defeated all ransomware

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Re: Next gen ransomware

"Disks are way too big these days"

So there's the basis for a defence strategy - copy on write. Then apply the sort of approach these guys are taking to detect file changes - if the file changes look OK surplus old copies can be quietly garbage collected.

However, I still think the best approach is one where user programs don't get direct access to the files, they request a server and there should then be a means for the server to verify the requesting program - cryptowhatnot doesn't get the ability to read and write your spreadsheet and it's not the recognised client to get the server to do that for it.

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