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Don't panic, says Blue Coat, we're not using CA cert to snoop on you

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Re: Symantec

'Recall: "Symantec was forced to fire 3 employees after Google's engineers found rogue SSL certificates issued in its name used in the wild."

Was anyone prosecuted for that? No? So it was a government backdoor, you don't fake an identity document like that and it doesn't even get investigated.'

Prosecuted for what? Could you name a statute or a piece of common law which this violated?

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Doesn't this raise doubts about trusting Symantec as a root CA?

The Windows Phone story: From hope to dusty abandonware

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'For all Satya Nadella’s praise of “experiences” – it’s one of his favourite words'

This explains an awful lot. Mention of the $Product Experience is an inevitable indicator that marketing have got at it and however good or bad it might have been in the first place, made it substantially worse.

Labour asks for more concessions on the UK's Snoopers' Charter

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Re: Referendum

"As much as I abhor this Government there's such a thing as Voter Fatigue"

I used to live in N Ireland where there were local parliamentary elections and a referendum which IIRC was timed to fall fairly close to at least some of the others. The motto there is "vote early, voter often". Being dead was no impediment to voting.

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Re: Labour's "discomfort" over the Snoopers' Charter

"If Corbyn isn't kicking up a fuss about this then he personally is fine with it"

It's Burnham's remit. He's Shadow Home Sec & it's a Home Sec bill. That said, I wonder if there's a big clue half way through the article. The NUJ objects. Got to listen to their masters in the unions.

Feinstein-Burr's bonkers backdoor crypto law is dead in the water

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Re: dead in the water

"relevant and proper court orders to the extent they can, with compensation for the direct cost of doing so"

Who gets to decide on relevance and propriety? (Note that you wording suggests the possibility of irrelevant and//or improper orders.)

What about indirect costs which could vastly exceed direct costs if such compliance affected the marketability of the company's products?

In-flight movies via BYOD? Just what I always wan... argh no we’re all going to die!

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Re: Read a book

" I can fit more books than you can given the tightening carry-on limits"

How many books do you actually read on the average flight?

$10bn Oracle v Google copyright jury verdict: Google wins, Java APIs in Android are Fair Use

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Re: Honest question

@gv

I think you've just given elReg's journos yet another euphemism.

HR botches redundancy so chap scores year-long paid holiday

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Two questions

Is he still there?

If so, are there any other jobs there?

The Schmidt's hit by the fan: Alphabet investor sues Google bigwigs over EU antitrust ruckus

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Did he vote against appointment of the board? Did he, as a big shareholder, raise issues with the board? Were the European business practices of the company hidden from him? If not it would appear that he's gone along with things so what's his complaint now?

Marketing by opt-in, opt-out, consent or legitimate interest?

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Re: Opt-in --- Opt-out.. it's all BS from here....

'if you answer "yes" that ticked into the "the sucker will take calls" box and the phone rings more.'

I have an alternative. How long will the sucker hold the line "a moment"?

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I have a simpler rule: if you try to market stuff to me I won't buy anything from you. That includes stopping buying if I have done in the past. My current house insurers will discover that later this year.

Sweden decides Julian Assange™ 'remains detained in absentia'

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Re: Time locked up

"And his alternative may be a lifetime in a US Supermax"

His alternative may be a lifetime of the ego damage of being totally ignored by the US.

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Re: Does "detained in absentia" count towards any future jail time?

"t's the possibility of extradition to the US"

It's the possibility that the US couldn't care less about extraditing him. The humiliation!

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Facepalm

I could have dug a tunnel walked out of that embassy by now.

BBC post-Savile culture change means staff can 'speak truth to power'

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"If you look at all retail, media and consumer companies they are all seeking to do what MyBBC is trying to do... to bring a more direct personalised relationship with the customer."

...whether the customer wants it or not.

Seattle Suehawks: Smart meter hush-up launched because, er ... terrorism

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Hello, Sensus. Is Ms Streisand in the office?

Judge torpedoes 'Tor pedo' torpedo evidence

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"They can show ... but they will not reveal how they obtained the evidence"

If they will not reveal how they obtained the evidence then we don't know that they didn't simply invent it. If they invented it then it isn't evidence. If they don;t have evidence then they can't show anything.

Revealing how they obtained the evidence is a link in the chain of proof every bit as essential as the evidence itself. No chain, no proof.

Microsoft's Windows Phone folly costs it another billion dollars

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Re: MS Windows is finished

" A decade from now, Windows devs may be getting over £1000/hour from the truly desperate. We are not there yet."

I doubt it. There are too many of them. Add a few more decades & you might be right.

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Re: Hello there...

"There is a pertinent story about a man who was working on an oil platform in the North Sea. ...When he looked down over the edge, all he could see were the dark, cold, foreboding Atlantic waters."

Problem with mapping S/W.

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Re: The very high price of loyalty

"It would be fascinating to see who has profited from this."

Nokia.

123-reg email goes TITSUP

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"3rd time in as many weeks without email thanks to @123reg"

And thanks to being a slow learner.

Irish data cops kick Max Schrems' latest Facebook complaint up to EU Court

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"We have an army of really expensive laywers who can tie this up in knots until it goes away."

Apart from the fact that DPC has gone straight to the top there comes a point where it's cheaper to do things right than pay lawyers to avoid it.

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Re: Don't worry...

"If Brexit happens, the corporations and the UK government will be free to violate our privacy without any of this annoying interference from the CJEU."

True but they'd still have the European Court of Human Rrights to interfere with them. I don't think May would get very far with trying to resile from European Convention of Human Rights (damn them for having the same initials - it means I have to type out both in full). She might be reminded of Churchill's part in that.

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Re: Looks like endgame.

"This will drag on through appeals"

What appeals? The UN? They've taken it to the EUCJ for a definitive ruling.

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Re: Don't worry...

"If brexit happens then it might be the case that FB won't even be allowed to ship your data as far as Ireland."

Irrelevant to this case. It concerns an Austrian citizen and an Irish subsidiary of a US company.

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Looks like endgame.

Start building those EU data centres and make sure there's a good legal firewall between their operations & the US corporation. You know you're going to need them.

Craig Wilson just can't catch a break. Tries to leave HPE, finds self back again

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Re: It reminds me of a friend of mine....

I knew someone who was made redundant from two different companies by the same director.

Insure against a cyberwhat now? How the heck do we crunch those numbers?

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Re: Talking about this at CyberUK Practice yesterday/today

"Between the fire, house and car insurance issues and cyber crime, there is certainly one chasm of difference and that is one of intent. If someone intends to attack you in a targeted attack, then it is very difficult to draw a parallel with fire insurance except in the case of arson."

OK, you spotted the arson aspect. But houses and cars are also subject to targeted attack. Even shipping is subject to piracy. The insurance industry has been dealing with insurance against crime for a long time.

Although cyber attacks might in some cases be down to nation state organisations they can also be perpetrated by teen-age skiddies.

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Re: Many commentards don't understand insurance

"But cyber attacks are much more like warfare, in that people are actively working to create losses."

Housebreakers also actively work to create losses. So do arsonists.

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"We have 350 years of fire data.

2016 - 350 = ?"

They did have earlier data but it went up in smoke.

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“We have 350 years of fire data and 100 years of motor and aviation data, but we have just a few years of cyber data,”

They may have all those years of fire etc. data now. Initially they didn't. They coped then. They'll need to cope the same way now.

Of course there are some interesting aspects to this such as the way risk is affected if the CIO goes to the board and says "we need to improve security" and the board hears him say "I want to throw money away.".

Geniuses at HMRC sack too many staff! Nope, can't do it online. FAIL

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All over the world senior management, ensconced in their own private virtual reality, fail to grasp the simple fact that whatever it is your organisation does, it's actually the people whom it employs that actually do it.

Boffins blow up water with LASERS, to watch explosions in slow-mo

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Re: Always interesting

"when we were kids we used sugar and weed killer or black powder from fireworks to blow up all kinds of stuff"

We had a method of inflating balloons from the gas supply. We constructed fuses from a length of paper impregnated with sodium chlorate (weed killer) with a few matches taped to one end and then taped to the balloon. Lit the fuse (NOT with a match) and released. A hundred foot or so in the air the balloon burst, the gas exploded and burning matches scattered across the sky. Being in a narrow valley echoed the bang.

Lovely, but nowadays you'd probably be put into care.

Labour scores review of Snoopers' Charter's bulk powers from UK.gov

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And if he gets to be Home Secretary he'll go native. They always do.

Microsoft bans common passwords that appear in breach lists

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Meanwhile...

...if I mistype either the username or password on Hotlivelook Microsoft helpfully tells me which was wrong. And they still can't filter out spam pretending to come from themselves.

IETF spikes government metadata collection with DNS request crypto plan

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@Alister. Beat me to it by about a minute. I can only conclude the journo didn't know & had to look it up.

Former Sun CEO Scott McNealy has data on 1/14th of humanity

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I used a stateless dataless thin client years ago. It was called a VT100.

I can also add a suggestion about accumulating data on humanity for advertising purposes. In fact I can be more ambitious that you; I can cover all humanity. Just start with a couple of defaults:

1. This person is capable of going to look for things when they decide that they want or need something.

2. This person is likely to be so annoyed by being advertised at that they'll go and buy whatever it is from someone who's not advertising at them.

You can then update this in a person-by-person basis for those for whom you have clear evidence that the defaults don't apply. Simple.

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Re: Dataless/stateless thin client

"the problem there is they can't run anything phones and tablets can't"

Yes they can: anything that needs a real keyboard. You can, of course, tote a separate keyboard around to plug into your phone or tablet but you then have a netbook in two parts.

ENISA / Europol almost argue against crypto backdoors

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"enough R&D and collaboration between EU agencies."

Contracts. Expensive meetings in agreeable venues. Fact-finding missions to such notable cryptography centres as the Caribbean.

Hate Windows 10? Microsoft's given you 'Insider' powers anyway

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They may hear but will they listen?

Committees: Wait! Don't strap on the Privacy Shield yet

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"Data controllers should make sure they have adequate safeguards in their contract terms with processors, even if that processor is a large US cloud company which trades on its own terms."

Under current US legislation no such safeguards are possible. That's why the shield doesn't shield the public, it simply shields the transferrers and, probably more importantly in their minds, the negotiators. As the article implies, it will last no longer than it takes to get to the EU Court of Justice. That's why it's better to call it a fig-leaf.

G4S call centre staff made 'test' 999 calls to hit performance targets

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Re: Same problem as any helpdesk.

"I can't understand why people keep paying for these fecking things though, you'd think someone would have a clue by now."

They keep paying for these things because they're easy to measure - the call centre equipment will do the measuring for you. Even excluding test calls, assuming the equipment can differentiate, won't help because the consequence would be hanging up live calls to take new ones.

Time to answer is probably a good measure if used sensibly. If you get towards the failure limit it tells you you're getting to the point where you need to add resources but, of course, this is going to be resisted by whatever management entity is going to have to pay. Turning into a target makes it useless as a measure (Goodhart's law rather than the Cobra effect).

Setting targets based on outcomes, which is what should be done, creates a very much more difficult measuring task.

Your next server will be a box full of connected stuff, not a server

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Re: Am I the only one

"You could cram the racks closer together if you didn't need to fit humans in between them to replace faulty hardware."

Now there's an idea. Ever seen document archive shelving like the stuff in the picture at http://www.mobileshelving.org.uk/ ? The racks of shelves run along a track which is a bit longer than the space the shelves need when they're closed up. You just roll them apart when you need to access a given shelf. To do this with servers you'd need to be able to provide enough wiggle room in the cabling. I don't know if anybody's tried this with servers - posted here as prior art just in case there's an attempt to patent it later.

Shakes on a plane: How dangerous is turbulence?

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Re: Explainer?

"My guess is the author is aiming it at the level of his students at Preston Poly."

My knowledge of the graduates of that institution is limited to a sample of one but it would have been well beyond his comprehension.

Blighty's Virgin Queen threatened with foreign abduction

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"@Martin - English may not be their first language"

A handle of patrick_bateman might be a clue about that.

Google-backed solar electricity facility sets itself on fire

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"Ah but the real purpose of the facility is as a weapon for zapping satellites."

Or incoming asteroids? There should be scope for a Bruce Willis movie in there.

Cock fight? Not half. Microsoft beats down Apple in Q1

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"all hail the successor to the great IKABAI-SITAL"

IKNAI-SO

Salesforce slaps UK Enterprise customers with 40% price hike

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It could, of course, be to cover the cost of building EU-based arm's length data centres so as to be compliant when the Privacy Figleaf gets torn down. But I doubt it.

Half of EU members sidle up to EC: About the data-sharing rules. C'mon. Chill out

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"the right balance between digital products and services and the fundamental rights of data subjects"

I assume the balance intended is 1-nil to the products and services.

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