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Windows 10 pain: Reg man has 75 per cent upgrade failure rate

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Re: Linux system upgrade may not be much better

"When the less knowledgeable users install say, Mint or Ubuntu, does the installation suggest this or is /home partition automatically created?"

Good question. Don't know because these days I always ignore any recommendations & go for a fully split install:/boot, /, /home, /usr, /usr/local, /var, /opt, /tmp & swap. And preferably with LVM so a good chunk can be held back and added where necessary.

But a separate /home should be a minimum default.

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Re: Linux system upgrade may not be much better

"I ran an Ubuntu system ... and did an upgrade in place every 6 months"

Upgrades break things. It's just the way things are. So minimise the risk by sticking to the LTS versions and only upgrading those when you absolutely have to.

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"Anyone who says any Linux distro is easier to install or update than Windows is crazy."

Yup, I'm feeling a bit crazy.

It could be something to do with the time it took to take a brand new W7 laptop and bring it to current with updates (omitting nagware & telemetry of course). An update version that spent hours apparently looking for updates but not doing anything. Time spent googling, being lead to several alleged updates which, on clicking Download went straight to a page thanking me for downloading and giving install instructions but not downloading anything. Then, having got an update version that worked, going through the remaining recommended update descriptions one at a time deciding which to hide & which to install.

I wouldn't tackle that for anybody but my grandkids and even then I was sorely tempted to wipe it & take a few minutes to install Linux. Maybe next year.

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Re: Incompetence or conspiracy

"Perhaps Microsoft should extend the upgrade window (no pun!) and fix the problem."

No. It's over. Let all those W7 boxes run unmolested from now on.

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Re: W510 Woes

"Overall, my successful, issue-free installation rate must be at least 90%"

As per my previous comment: define successful.

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Re: Boils...

'"Most likely this is because they're hoping that the bricked PC" has a fatal flaw which is not everyone can afford to rush out and buy new computer.'

Marketing do not acknowledge that this situation exists.

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Re: Linux system upgrade may not be much better

"Consider starting from scratch with the new install cd"

Yes, but Windows users usually have everything on C: - no /home on a separate partition.

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Re: Blessing in disguise?

"The chances are that more people will successfully migrate to Windows 10 today than have ever used Mint."

Define successfully.

My Microsoft Office 365 woes: Constant crashes, malware macros – and settings from Hell

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Re: Yo we heard you like broken!

"To be fair, as another poster said, I am also seeing a lot of software move backwards. What the hell is going on?"

Having got something more or less right doesn't stop the itch to tweak it.

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Re: Thunderbird with Lightening

"Now Mozilla is also getting rid of Thunderbird, and doesn.t bode well for it."

If LibreOffice picks it up it bodes extremely well for it.

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Re: Thunderbird with Lightening

"you could actually just swallow a little pride and just use bloody Windows in the first instance, are making a bit of a rod for their back."

That way Microsoft make a rod for your back.

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Re: alternate mail/calendar client

'seems like "lack of a mail client" that you like is a nice OPPORTUNITY for the Mozilla project, or for T-bird addon makers.'

Mozilla seems to be trying to get rid of T'Bird. There was discussion of LibreOffice picking it up.

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Re: all those dumb "smart quotes."

"I really really really don't want that smart quote nonsense creeping into code snippets when I'm writing a technical document."

Styles > Preformatted text

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Re: Speed

"Libreoffice atleast kept up with typing speed, but compatibility was an issue"

According to TFA MS Office is also a compatibility issue with itself. So what's the difference? If you're about to say "macros" then according to TFA they're also an issue - a security issue this time.

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Re: What's Wrong with Slurp?

"Visio is a bit of a bugger - Dia and Co don't cut it "

Enterprise Architect ( http://www.sparxsystems.com ) isn't free in either sense but fairly reasonably priced IIRC and runs on Wine (don't we all?). It's a long time since I had an update (maintenance subscription but you can live without it, IME it's more for features than bug fixes) so they'll have poured even more into it by now.

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Re: What's Wrong with Slurp?

"Office 2003 had everything I needed or wanted, except the ability to talk to the latest versions of the documents."

And then people keep saying LibreOffice can't open MS Office documents....

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Re: "surely the whole world can't be wrong?"

"Its not my responsibility IBM kit no workie, we need to sue!"

Ignoring the facts that their lawyers are bigger than yours and that no lawyer has yet been able to fix a tech problem.

Windows 10 Pro Anniversary Update tweaked to stop you disabling app promos

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Re: Win Pro -- the New XP?

"I'm predicting W7Pro will become the next XP. Being held onto by many long, long after MS wants it abandoned."

It seems MS still haven't worked out why that happened to XP.

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Re: Revenue enhancement suggestion

"we will be DOOMED"

No, just Powerpoint. There are small mercies.

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Re: SLATFATF

"people jumped on the Free Win 10"

I think it was the other way around.

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Re: Come on you MS Fans

Well, one of the usual apologists some time ago was assuring us that anyone wanting to use W10 for professional purposes should be using Enterprise.

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"If you don't know how enable/disable any setting applied by GPO then you really shouldn't be using the Pro edition"

Read the following sentence from TFA several times until you understand it.

"Certain settings can now only be applied to the Enterprise and Education editions of Windows Pro."

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Maybe someone in Microsoft has discovered a warehouse full of unsold W7Pro disks.

Milk IN the teapot: Innovation or abomination?

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Re: Easy solution

"Only if you're Irish or American."

You need to add a few more OR terms to that set. Such as "or you've lived in Ireland", "or you drink Black Bush" etc.

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Re: Back in my day

"fetch a pencil from the stationary cupboard"

In our day they had to fetch it from the cupboard whilst it was still moving. Kids today. Don't know they're born. etc. etc.

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"Is there a tea bush growing within 3,000 miles of Yorkshire?"

It's grown on Ilkley Moor. Didn't you know?

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Re: Easy solution

I was with you until you put ice in Scotch. The only thing to put into a whiskey is another whiskey.

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Re: Warm the pot!

"I'm a black coffee fanatic mostly, so, my taste buds are pretty well desensitized."

So that explains " I quite like Earl Grey or Lady Grey with milk"

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Re: According to the science:

"add milk to the cup first before pouring"

Wasn't that practice introduced to avoid cracking your inferior china? With good quality china you pour the tea in first. Then, if you really must add milk, pour it into a separate cup. Both are excellent liquids but you really shouldn't mix your drinks.

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"Considering the milk (full fat) binds the tannin (toxin)"

Don't stew it.

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"Tea with milk in it is a abomination anyway, a complete act of sacrilege."

Who on Earth was tasteless enough to downvote this simple statement of fact?

The return of (drone) robot wars: Beware of low-flying freezers

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"my package had been left behind the bins."

They lied. It wasn't behind the bins. It was in the bins. Not your bins, the neighbour's. Now work out which neighbour.

Our standing instructions with Amazon are to leave it in the greenhouse. The greenhouse is perfectly visible across the drive opposite the front door. The last time we had a delivery whilst we were out it was left in the neighbour's greenhouse which isn't even visible from the road.

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Re: Waiting around for home deliveries?

"the postgirl comes round at 3pm"

She really shouldn't spend the morning drinking.

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Re: I always hoped Amazon was true to its name...

"deliveries made by true amazons"

Rather you than me. They were a pretty rough crowd.

It's time for a discussion about malvertising

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Re: We can't tell them how much they should be paid..

"because they are continuously told on-line ads will make you rich"

The only thing the advertising industry sells successfully is advertising.

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"Baby Boomers keep dying of old age and Millennials use ad blockers."

I find the first part of this deeply worrying. I'm slightly too old to be a Boomer so the thought that people younger then me are dying of old age.... Just no!

Nevertheless my advanced years are no reason not to use an adblocker.

The problem, and its potential solution, must lie with the publishers coming to understand their audience. They need to realise that it's the nature of the adverts which causes blockers to be used, not the ads themselves. Apart from malvertising, which is sufficient reason in itself, we have annoying animations, booming sound and all manner of other offensiveness, including tracking.

The publishers need to take control and ban any form of active ad: no sound, no Flash, no JS or other coding. Just embed them in the page then they won't get blocked and not so many that they become such an annoyance that readers just avoid the site altogether. Embedded ads, of course, can be tuned to the content of the page which itself is an indication of what the reader's interested in so no need to track.

I don't think there's a great deal of time for the publishers to turn round on this. At some point the advertisers - the real advertisers, those with a product to sell - will realise that because they've been driven to use adblockers others will also be using them, their ads aren't going to get through so there's no point in wasting money on the snake-oil salesmen advertising industry.

Not enough competition in payment processing tech, thunders regulator

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Facepalm

So everyone's data gets spewed round more and more places to be spammed or stolen. What a great idea.

BT sees 35% sales gain as it digests hearty EE meal

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Pension deficits

"Companies running a pension deficit should have payout caps on pensions to protect those on the lower levels while the higher levels feel the impact of decisions they probably took part in"

Pension deficits can have complex causes.

In part they come from HMRC or its predecessor, the IR. They tend to assume when companies get their pension funds in surplus that they're trying to hide excess profits and order a contribution holiday. If the surplus was due to the investments doing particularly well as soon as normal service is resumed the fund finds itself in deficit.

Then there were some decisions of our never-wise (even after the event) chancellor Gordon Brown. Remember the changes to tax allowances on dividends to shares held in pension funds?* And at the same time I understand that he introduced accounting changes which effectively raised the significance of pension funds in stock market valuations; given that companies have their pension funds invested in each other it put in place a positive feedback mechanism which exaggerated the effect of the tax changes.

And, of course, if the stock market goes down even a previously balanced fund goes into deficit.

In BT's case there is certainly a long term plan to rectify the situation by excess payments. As a BT pensioner myself it's something I keep an eye on.

*I think the pension firms were supine about this. They give annual projections of what pensions are worth. If they'd given an addition projection of what the pension would have been worth without the tax even Brown would have had to back off before the next election.

Microsoft axes 2,850 more Windows Phone, sales staff – a week after Justin Timberlake sang on stage for them

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Re: Also a name change-

"We have a 3% marked share by end users in Windows phone as a failure. But a 2% market share on the desktop for Linux is a success.....?"

Isn't the 3% "marked"[sic] share on phones something to do with Linux eating the phone market with Android.

I've just spent what seemed the best part of a life-time setting up a Windows laptop for my granddaughter. What a pain. Broken update mechanism, even discounting the effort needed to keep W10 malware off of it. Seeming inability to archive the current install status short of imaging the entire shooting match. Inability to customise logon screen (would like to hide admin ID behind "Change user" button). By contrast an alert for 44 updates for KDE arrived this morning and they were installed in about a minute. Just why do Windows users put up with this mess on the desktop?

Flame Canada, flame Canada ... Botched govt payroll computers spew smoke ahead of probe

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Surely payroll has been a solved problem for decades. Anyone proposing a new payroll system should be regarded with the deepest suspicion.

Fork YOU! Sure, take the code. Then what?

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Re: @ gerryg - The fork model...

"Apple ... pilfered BSD code."

Given the nature of the BSD license I'm struggling to understand how BSD code can be pilfered.

Skyscape rebrands to UKCloud following legal challenge by Sky

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Re: How much would it stand in a court?

" I'm just sorry MS didn't stand Murdoch claims and brought it to court."

If they'd given it a bit of thought they could have counter-sued on the basis that Sky infringed on Skype.

Cortana expelled from Windows 10's new school editions

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Re: I'm torn.

"On one hand, removing features with an upgrade is totally out of order."

Look in it as removing bugs. That sounds thoroughly in order, doesn't it?

Why Agile is like flossing and regular sex

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Re: Another disaster coming

"After all, why ask the line staff (who are going to be stuck using this) anything about THEIR needs or what actually WORKS opposed to management's theories of how it should be?"

Why would the line staff know anything worth while? They're on a much lower pay grade than the managers.

This, if you think about it, is where consultants come into it. They can find out from the line staff and pass it on with a price tag which shows that it must be right. When dealing with management who know the price of everything and the value of nothing adding to the price actually is adding to the value.

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Re: Having never done Agile...

"there can be a willingness to refactor"

And somewhere there may then be a DBA who's being asked to refactor the database that's been in production for a month or two and getting nicely filled up with data.

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Re: If you can't define it, it doesn't exist

'Let's not venture too far into the weeds about how Winston Royce (the fellow who called it "waterfall") said it would never work on large projects, okay?'

That's exactly where we should venture because what he described as waterfall was a straw man. What he was trying to point out was that you may need to go back and revise some of the previous stages as you discover more about the job. Obviously the paper was too long for the PHBs who got as far as the end of the description and thought "That'll do.".

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Re: AC

"especially contractors not wanting to have the pain of looking for a new contract the minute they finish the current work, may often go along as it is financially better for them too."

My experience was that delivering a good job was the key to not having that pain as it ensured you moved straight onto the next project.

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"What do you think it should do?"

New job. The company had a system it had written for a client. They and the client had decided to sell it to other customers as a joint venture. I was given the job of knocking into shape for their first two new customers. I very quickly realised it was monolithic - any user could get into any part of the system irrespective of whether it was needed in their job. Isolation wouldn't be easy due to the technology used (good for prototyping, not for production) so I made a start in re-writing it in a different language as a series of separate modules.

Then the salesman sold it to another customer assuring them it would be a drop-in replacement. A quick look at what they had told me it wouldn't fit, someone was going to have to manage customer expectations and I was the one caught in the middle. So I went to management, asked for a spec of what I was supposed to produce and was told that whatever product I came up with would be the spec.

I left shortly afterwards.

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Re: Just one side

' the difference from formal specification in waterfall is that it focuses on "what it needs to deliver" rather than "what the design should look like"'

Your formal spec in any process should concentrate on what it needs to deliver.

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"testing phase", is that the bit where you ask the customer if they've bothered testing the new system you've developed and they say "yeah, looks fine", get the customer to sign in triplicate that they've tested it and found it satisfactory so you go ahead and deploy it to production

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