* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Robot cars probably won't happen, sniffs US transport chief

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"My grandfather had a horse & cart that he used to do that on."

Back in the C18th a several times ggfather was killed falling from his horse. The same diary that records that also records a clergyman killed falling off his horse when drunk. The horse might be an autonomous transportation unit but it isn't safe.

Blackhat wannabes proffer probably bogus Linux scamsomware

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Re: Two words

And a third: fail2ban

L0phtCrack's back! Crack hack app whacks Windows 10 trash hashes

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Re: Microsoft says...

"would the obligatory reference ... help?"

No.

Blink and you missed it: Asteroid came within 90,000 km, only one sky-watcher saw it

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Re: @ Doctor Syntax

But it's like beauty which is only skin deep but then the skin's the only thing you see.

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It makes these asteroid mining ventures a little more realistic. Just wait for the asteroid to land before you mine it - once it's cooled down, of course.

FBI Director wants 'adult conversation' about backdooring encryption

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"US tech firms are, of course, very worried ... any backdoor would kill their sales, both domestically and internationally."

They would of course, have the option of becoming non-US companies. I'm quite sure there are a number of companies that would be happy to accommodate them. Ireland anybody.

They'd have to sell weak encrypted products in the US which is rather ironical. Back in the day the US was very insistent that they should have strong encryption and the rest of the world would have to have weak encryption. If Comey gets his way that might be reversed.

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Re: Feels ...?

"How about when law enforcement KNOWS they have probable cause?"

Even better: when law enforcement has sufficiently clear cause to obtain a search warrant.

Life imitates satire: Facebook touts zlib killer just like Silicon Valley's Pied Piper

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"a state-of-the-art probability compressor"

Douglas Adams would have been proud.

Astronauts sequence DNA in space for the first time

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Re: why microgravity should affect DNA

"some unexpected effect of microgravity on the minION tester"

There are millions of gadgets. Are they going to fly examples of all of them to test in microgravity for unexpected effects?

BTW, what sort of sample prep is needed for this? The nanaopore FAQ said read the list of laboratory equipment but didn't provide one that I can find. The idea of using a centrifuge on the ISS seems interesting....

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Re: They took e coli into space????

What MAF said, plus from the article it appears that they only took prepared DNA samples into space. That avoids all the difficult sample prep work. It doesn't have much to say about what the effects of being in space might have on DNA in living organisms but that could be addressed by before and after sampling on the ground. In fact it sounds more like the sort of thing that you'd get out of a space agency/school publicity stunt: how do these seeds germinate in space etc.

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"lambda phage, a bacteria"

Apart from the fact that the singular of bacteria is bacterium, a phage isn't a bacterium, it's a virus.

What I'm really left wondering is why microgravity should affect DNA. Radiation, OTOH, should be a consideration.

Lawyers! win! millions! in! bonkers! Yahoo! email! snooping! case!

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Is there going to be another class action to stop them scanning data at rest?

I have to admire the comment that it's so complicated not scanning messages that having put a mechanism in place to not scan them it would be too complicated to start scanning again. Nice one.

Newest Royal Navy warship weighs as much as 120 London buses

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Re: So, what's it for?

"After the last time they grounded a frigate it was suggested that there was a bit of a training gap - once upon a time we had lots of small coastal vessels"

Wouldn't someone trained on coastal vessels be more likely to ground it when driving something bigger?

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Re: 120 London buses

"How many cats would that be ?"

Inappropriate measure for ships. Ships don't have any feet to land on and it's not a good idea to drop them.

Behold: Huawei evokes always-wise God Cloud – with Terminator users

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But can they hang on to their password files?

Missing Milky Way mass blown away by bingeing supermassive black hole

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Although dark matter doesn't interact via EM forces AIUI it interacts via gravity, its existence being deduced by the need for some gravitational effects needed to explain the behaviour of observed matter.

But if it interacts by gravity with observed matter the two should attract each other so why don't these forms of matter co-locate? As observed matter clusters together under the influence of gravity my expectation would be that dark matter would cluster with it instead of being in some form of galactic halo.

Or to put it another way, why aren't we all 10 times heavier than we are (take all junk food jokes as read)?

Cloudy biz Vesk suffers 2-day outage – then boasts of 100% uptime

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Is the Trades Description Act still a thing?

71,000 Minecraft World Map accounts leaked online after 'hack'

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Re: A password manager?

"It's open source."

Not a lot of use to the OP if he can't install anything on his work machine. The best would be to run it on a personal device and then type in passwords manually.

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Re: A password manager?

"So how exactly am I supposed to use a password manager when I don't control the machine I'm working on?"

A good point. It's something that sysadmins need to consider. Add a password manager to standard builds. Encourage its use.

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Re: So we're debating password creation methods ?

"by guessing the year"

There isn't even a need to guess as far as el Reg is concerned. Just click on the handle at the top of the comment.

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Re: Correct Horse...

"The first seven characters are from a previously owned vehicles reg plate"

I can only even remember 3 of my car number plates: the first because, well, it was first, second because it was my MG and it was an easy one to remember and my current one because I have to. As soon as one becomes no longer current, it's gone.

USBee stings air-gapped PCs: Wirelessly leak secrets with a file write

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"That's a radio jammer, which is illegal"

No, it's a hair dryer. Also blocks attempts to get information out via sound waves.

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Re: There's another way...

""Excuse me while I watch you type in your password, no? well could I just borrow your laptop for a sec while I extract your crypto keys.""

"Could I borrow your laptop to install this code which will enable me to extract data when you have a USB storage device plugged in."

Labour's Jeremy Corbyn wants high speed broadband for all. Wow, original idea there

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Re: Socialism?

" I made the original post this morning when Europe was awake. Lots of downvotes."

Probably from people who can't get 4G in London upset at the idea that people in Wales might.

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Re: "democratise the internet"

"It all depends on how it is used, but look at Estonia. They have a distributed set of services, all linked by a middleware layer with a unique identity product."

That would require trusting your politicians - at least twice as far as you could throw them.

EU verdict: Apple received €13bn in illegal tax benefits from Ireland

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Re: Apple have strong bladders..

"The very existence of the EU is at threat and the single market is right up there as the biggest cause of the problems."

The single market was what it was all about originally. It's all the "ever closer integration" nonsense that's the cause of the problems. None of which is relevant to this case. The issue here is that Ireland decided to let Apple play silly buggers with paper companies. Apple would still have got a good deal at Ireland's standard tax rate although they'd probably have found a different tax haven for all the rest-of-the-world business that's been put through Ireland. In general I don't think the rest of the EU are terribly happy with the standard Irish rate but short of the EU imposing yet another EU-wide diktat they have to lump it.

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Re: What I don't get...

"The sale of products of services within a country should be taxed in that country."

OK, assuming you're in the UK*. You buy something off an eBay seller in Ireland. In which country is the deal done?

This, of course, oversimplifies the matter given that eBay is Luxembourg so that's another country thrown into the mix.

*It doesn't matter if you're not. It applies to any pair of buyers and sellers in different countries.

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Re: Of course, Ireland has already protested

"Governments everywhere have to start recognizing that in a global economy they all have to co-operate and agree to a uniform tax structure"

Some governments - e,g, Ireland - realise that at the level of multinationals there's a free market in tax rates. Individual governments can decide whether they're better off being poor competitors in that market in order to clean up taxing purely domestic businesses so it's not going to be a race to the bottom, more a matter of strategic choices.

If the US wants to continue the high tax route it can scarcely complain about the obvious consequences with multinationals. Nobody's stopping them from lowering their tax rate if they wand to.

Countries such as Ireland, however, are better off with a low tax strategy. Would it be right for the US or anyone else to force them into a tax regime they don't want to apply?

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Re: Of course, Ireland has already protested

"So this'll be a case for the courts."

Right now it's more likely to be a case for the Irish tax commissioners.

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Re: Particularly interesting...

"that when you have an issue with the TaxMan"

In this case the tax man is still the Irish tax authority. They're not going to upset the Apple cart.

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Re: Particularly interesting...

"I wonder if they will now leave Ireland, since the benefit maybe isn't there, and if other high tech firms will follow?"

It depends on what the EU decides about the other arrangements with Luxembourg etc. but for US companies 12% plus English as a 1st language is probably going to be a competitive deal.

$329 for a MacBook? Well, really a 'HacBook' built on an old HP

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The cached Google page says that it "comes with the latest OS X El Capitan installed". The current version of the page says that it "ships with everything needed to start running the latest version of OS X" but "Once installed, OS X cold boots...". Maybe they've already had a call from Apple's lawyers.

Pump-priming the new ampere: NIST works to count electrons in silicon

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Re: Down for the count

"Why exactly is it so embarrassing not to have a physical standard for the Amp?"

First find your infinitely long wire. Then find another.

Microsoft redfaced after Bing translation cockup enrages Saudis

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Re: Think on

Note that there are people more critical of Microsoft than el Reg & co.

Ireland looks like it's outpacing Britain in the superfast broadband rollout stakes

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Re: Livin' in the USA

It sounds like a good line for Apple vs the EU: "We're not here for the lower taxes, we're here for the faster internet."

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Re: Why FTTP?

"It will be the future, but not yet."

What will make it the future? Getting rid of the trees and buildings?

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Re: There are non so blind who cannot imagine the future.

" For some of my clients, 40 to 100mbps are needed to backup their data to the Cloud."

So basically you're saying that you think the tax-payer should subsidise your clients backups in the cloud rather than have them pay for the kit to backup on premises and store the backups off site. Or have I missed something?

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"The original plan had been to begin procurement by the middle of 2016, bringing broadband to 85 per cent of premises by 2018 and 100 per cent by 2020. It has now been delayed until 2017, with talk now of all homes not having high-speed broadband until 2022."

Tomorrow never comes.

Having offended everyone else in the world, Linus Torvalds calls own lawyers a 'nasty festering disease'

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Re: tytso

"we meant as in the lawyers in his community"

And even that isn't what you quote him as saying.

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Re: Linux is a fucking bell end crybaby

There's nothing like a good reasoned argument and ....

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Re: I'm mixed about this..

"That's like using nothing more than harsh language against a Dalek."

It's worth reading what Linus (and Greg who he quotes) actually says about this.

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"I too don't like lawyers - on principle!"

What principle would that be?

One of the principles in which I believe is that enunciated in Magna Carta: that we should be protected from arbitrary treatment by due process of law. It's something I've said here a number of times when we find TPTB getting above themselves with surveillance and the like. I don't recollect any cotrary arguments here. If we are to have due process of law than we need people to operate that process. They're called lawyers.

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Re: Let the adults speak...

"I would only deal with an RDBMS disk access layer if I absolutely had no choice."

Just curious, but which engine?

UK watchdog: You. Facebook. Get over here now. This WhatsApp privacy update. Explain

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Let's hope she's starting as she means to carry on.

Europe to order Apple to cough up 'one beeellion Euros in back taxes'

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Re: "We’re not going to bring it back until there’s a fair rate."

"Tim Cook says that the U.S.'s 40 percent tax is not a fair rate"

Tax rates for multinational companies are a competitive international market and it's a buyer's market. The US hasn't realised that yet. Ireland has.

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' It went so far as to call the approach "state aid."'

What an odd comment. The inquiry was to determine whether or not it was state aid. So what's with the "going so far" bit? You make it sound as if it was a finding beyond the remit. It wasn't.

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"The EU is gearing up for when the UK stops paying"

They must have been remarkably prescient given that they started the inquiry in 2014.

Phoney bling ring pinged by Tolkien's kin

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I can't help thinking that over a long academic career JRRT must have quoted a lot of bits out of other scholars' work. I wonder if their heirs or, worse these days, their journals' publishers might raise the question of copyright infringement against his.

Chinese CA hands guy base certificates for GitHub, Florida uni

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Re: "the company would 'do better'"

"They can't do any worse."

Unfortunately it's a ternary choice. Continue to do as badly remains an option.

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Re: You can't trust anybody

"many folk just ignore browser warnings anyway"

Maybe the solution is to add a further category for whom the "Ignore these warnings" buttons are greyed out.

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