* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Forgive me, father, for I have used an ad-blocker on news websites...

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Re: No guilt at all

"If Reg took US checks and real credit cards (not bogus sham PayPal)"

Real, non-sham PayPal is an alternative. Especially for those who don't want to spread their credit card details, including the security code, far and wide to people they've never even met, maybe not even on the same continent.

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Re: No guilt at all

"The ironic thing is that he uses adblockers too, for the same reasons."

The really ironic thing is that that will apply to many if not all of the advertisers. However, they're not really advertising, they're giving the readers the benefit of their valuable marketing messages which the readers wouldn't want to block.

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Re: No guilt at all

"I never use an adblocker."

Nor anti-virus?

I admire your principles. Someone has to have some because the malvertising scum don't.

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Re: Hats off to El Reg for leading the way by never showing any ads

"did you forget DevOps already"

As far as possible, yes.

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Re: stop being annoying

"they mind them being annoying"

And carrying malware. Of course if the ads were guaranteed to be simple passive text that would solve both problems.

Dev teaches bot to talk spammers' ears off

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I wonder if some of the spammers were also bots. Sara who seems to have made a leap from Africa to N. Ireland is suspicious.

And! it! begins! Yahoo! sued! over! ultra-hack! of! 500m! accounts!

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Re: So... you provided REAL data to a FREE service...

"If it's a free service, don't trust it to keep your data safe. Seems like common sense."

Nevertheless, if you seek or accept custodianship of someone's data it becomes your responsibility to keep it safe, even if you're providing a free service. Responsibility isn't simply a consequence of being paid.

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There's a serious need for a sufficiently cautionary tale to make its way into MBA courses as an example of the perils of bad security. Maybe this will be it.

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Re: Looks like the beginning of the end

"Only a few more disastrous multi billion dollar losses and Microsoft might make them an offer"

Or maybe someone else. Where are Carly & Leo these days?

Big Software is the next, er, big thing

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Re: Buzzword Bingo

"remember most business marketing is not aimed at engineers and technical staff but the PHBs and MBAs"

The problem with this is that given the competing pulls of shiny gadgets, impressive reporting tools and beefing up online security where does the IT budget go?

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"searching, analyzing, and visualizing [data] in real time"

Plenty for the MBAs to so. In the meantime, is there anybody minding the shop?

British unis mull offshore EU campuses in post-Brexit vote panic

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Re: Off-shoring, can they afford it?

"hope the HR dept know"

There's your problem, right there.

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Re: Off-shoring, can they afford it?

"Media Studies degree worth the debt for the vast majority of students?"

"HR are like everyone else"

Probably using their media studies degrees to good effect. Or at least to some sort of effect.

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"Less of a problem nowadays with covered tanks, but still a risk"

And even less with boilers supplied straight from the mains with no storage anywhere in the system (although that has its own problems).

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Unhappy

In my day universities were institutions. Now they just seem to be brands.

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@ Uncle Slacky

Shouldn't that be alma pater?

UK copyright troll weeps, starts 20-week stretch in the cooler for beating up Uber driver

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Re: Oh, please don't put me in jail . . .

"e.g. the the texting driver who eventually killed someone (mentioned in an earlier post) was let off seven times and allowed to keep his licence because he claimed he would lose his job if he was banned."

I've always thought that if you were driving for a living the expected standards to which you're held should be higher, simply because you're presenting yourself as being a professional and also, of course, because you spend more time driving and the risk you present to the public is directly proportional to that time.

A comparison would be along the lines of someone complaining of a headache and his mate advising a couple of aspirin - unless the mate is a medic who should be aware of possible serious causes of the headache.

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Re: I have one reservation

'I've only ever seen judges make comments like this when the answer is "extremely".'

I've heard of someone making a comment when being taken down and the judge asking the clerk "Have you written that [the sentence] down?"; to the warders "Bring him back".

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Re: I have one reservation

"He clearly had not learned to grovel properly. If he is equally stupid inside, he may have a really different life when he leaves"

Which makes it not so much a comment as sound advice.

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"Can't be arsed with the surveys"

That's OK. Just fill stuff in at random. Nobody'll ever know.

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Re: Troll gets tossed under bridge

Perhaps another 20 weeks, just to make sure.

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"Get used to life being different."

Let's hope one of his new friends was related to a recipient of one of his letters.

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From the linked Torygraph report: "The driver later had to go to hospital and was prescribed antibiotics for the pain."

Either misguided prescribing or misguided reporting. I wonder which.

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Re: 20 wks in prison! He's a kid for fucks sake!

"One person got it....will anyone else?"

Some of them never do.

Sad reality: It's cheaper to get hacked than build strong IT defenses

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Re: Wrong.

"Strong security is about hiring competent people"

...and doing what they say. If this means rewriting the colander that the servers present to the net be prepared to pay to do it.

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Re: What about externalised costs?

"that means we'll still be in the EU until early 2019"

Yup, but how long would it take for a case to get through to court?

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"You can replace 'calendar' with whatever you like - the OP was clearly just trying to come up with a simple example."

Of course. I was just taking his example in the same way. Whatever you use a service to store there's likely to be lots of criminal value in it beyond the login and financial stuff. What other examples do you want? Email server? Password store?

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Re: What about externalised costs?

" We need to push our politicians to formulate laws and enable compensation schemes that make it too expensive to be cavalier about security."

The EU have done just this, effective May 2018. Thanks to the numpties it might well not apply here.

London-based Yahoo! hacker gets 11 years for SQLi mischief

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"Given that Yahoo outsource email for BT & Sky

I am not sure this is still the case. I think BT moved to something else at some point. Not sure - never used it."

Other posts suggest that BT only moved some of the accounts elsewhere.

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Given that Yahoo outsource email for BT & Sky (any others) I wonder if they may be in breach of contract. If so there could be large damages involved. Maybe even big enough to get management attention.

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"It is not believed to be related to Yahoo!'s half-a-billion account breach from the same year."

Another one? The recently reported breach was said to have been 2014, ac couple of years later and time, you'd think, to realise that they might, just possibly, need to do something about security.

If we can't fix this printer tonight, the bank's core app will stop working

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Got on site one morning to find a SCO box pretty well jammed solid.

Some job had gone wrong overnight and was still trying to write a humungous log file. The box had been set up without partitioning the storage much if at all so the file was in the root partition along with more or less everything else.

Simply deleting the file wouldn't work because the program was still running; until it closed its handle on the file the disk space wouldn't be released. Deleting any files that could be spared didn't help much because the space released would be filled by the elephant in the room almost immediately.

It turned out that a SCO box with a full file system ran very v.e.r.y v..e..r..y slowly, probably because the file was buffering a load of stuff and choking most of the memory so everything else was trying to run in about 4K left over and thrashing. That made running ps to find the PID to kill more or less impossible.

And the box was a couple of hundred miles away at the end of a slow modem link - not that the speed of the line had much influence.

Eventually it got arm-wrestled into submission. I like to install Unix systems with multiple partitions, especially keeping directories that might grow, such as /usr/spool or /var separate.

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"before I read the story let me take a wild guess"

Yup. Wild guess. This may surprise you to the point of disbelief but there were times when you only had one printer on the system. A big one. So big that it might have been assembled in situ if it was too big to get through the doors.

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Re: Some time ago...

'You might need to explain to some of the youngsters here (I guess about 50% of the readership) what a "punched card" is'

I wonder if I've still got one or two. Just to show the grandchildren.

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Re: Some time ago...

"The speed that the chain which carried the letters moved was such that if the chain broke, it could seriously damage the heavy metal acoustic cover."

And to anyone standing beside it.

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Re: Fired?

"Remember, in the 60s they expected these systems to be replaced within ten years."

Not necessarily. But they expected it to be SEP. They probably expect storage to be cheap enough in the distant future so they'd eventually be able to afford a couple of extra characters per field.

Uni student cuffed for 'hacking professor's PC to change his grades'

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Re: Really??

"One less idiot to worry about, out in the wild."

Really? He's "a business major with a concentration in finance". He sounds like someone who'll go far in his chosen profession.

Pull the plug! PowerPoint may kill my conference audience

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Re: This is why you leave the laptop at the back

"Never use your own machine on stage."

OTOH I've seen relying on the lecture room's machine be a little...difficult. This was back in the days of slides. There was a 35mm slide projector and an ancient epidiascope (no, spill chucker, not an episcopalian) which would take very large glass slides. The lecturer brought along glass slides which were too big for the 35mm & not big enough for the epidiascope. It ended up with someone suspending the slides in the gate of the large projector with sticky tape. IIRC the lecturer belonged to a department which shared that particular lecture room.

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Re: If it can go wrong...

"After hours of PowerPoint presentations she wanders on stage with some notes and just talks to the audience."

I used to do more or less the opposite. I had a carousel of slides in my office. I could pick it up, collect the projector and do an introductory talk on forensic science with no notes because I'd pitch it at any level of audience from a school class to CID training as required.

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Re: This is why....

7 - Leave the lectern. If there is one, don't even stand beside it. Put your large font crib sheet on it that you can walk over to whilst talking, and quickly glance at if you need a lead. Show determination and confidence.

It used to be the case that people would be bound to the lectern. Then the occasional person would avoid it and, of course it looked special. Eventually all presenters avoided it. I've often wondered whether, after a series of such presentations it would be more effective for the presenter to stand behind the lectern and look authoritative.

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Re: Similar experience

"white is a vague reference to what the color of this board may have been at some distant point in time, mid grey would be a better description"

We had a nice new supposedly highly reflective screen so it would be legible without taking too much care over blackout. A cleaner wiped it over with a not too clean cloth. The streaks and dribbles were there for ever.

Jeremy Clarkson and Co. rise to top for Great British Bake Off replacements

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Re: £75m tent for sale, includes cookers, vacant possession

"music"

This one always amazes me. Imagine you're a composer and someone comes along to commission a theme tune. "What's the show about?" "Baking." Where would you start? But they nailed it.

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"Bring back Tomorrow's World, I say."

It would only be brought back as dumbed down dreary nonsense. Look what happened to Horizon. TV is now aimed at an audience of goldfish.

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Re: £75m tent for sale, includes cookers, vacant possession

"Andrew Neil on This Week wondered why on earth C4 would pay so much for the show without securing the talent"

I'm wondering whether C4 will still take it. I'm waiting to see it offered back to the Beeb who'll want a couple of million knocking off the price and the original presenters insisting on a pay rise to go back. Karma.

Cosmology is safe and the Universe is one giant version of the Barbican

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Re: Pedant alert

"The only real differences between the big bang and a regular explosion is that regular explosions don't create spacetime and the temperatures were so high molecules couldn't form."

And there's nobody around to say "I only told you to blow the bloody doors off".

Shopkeeper installs forecourt khazi to counter mystery Dublin dung dumper

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Put the CCTV on Youtube. It'll either shame him or having him identify himself be demanding it be taken down.

Sysadmin gets 5 years for slurping contractor payments to employer

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Re: hmmm...

"hundreds of years ago and then kept having new things tacked on to it with more weighty sentences for those who can't pay for a top lawyer"

Hundreds of years ago you could be hung* for not being able to pay a fine. I don't thing they've added more weighty sentences than that.

*Or beheaded in Halifax.

Plusnet outage leaves customers unable to stream Netflix. Horrors!

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“and we do suggest to our customers to look at a dedicated email provider if they want to look at something more encrypted or secure.”

Very sensible advice. Having email independent from the ISP makes it much easier to jump ship from the ISP. Having your own domain independent from the email provider also makes it easer to jump ship from the email service.

Half! a! billion! Yahoo! email! accounts! raided! by! 'state! hackers!'

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Re: Dilemma

"Use an online hosted email address or run your own server locally."

There's a range of options. One is to use a small, specialist hoster. Unless it's the sort of thing you do for a living yourself they're going to be better at securing things themselves (see Charles 9's post above) and small enough to care - it's their livelihood.

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Re: What is this I don't even

"Hackers strongly believed to be state-sponsored

What does that even mean!"

It means "We do everything we possibly can to defend against ordinary hackers but state-sponsered - well, you can't really blame us for that." Wrings hands. Or was that washes them?

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