* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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'Geek gene' denied: If you find computer science hard, it's your fault (or your teacher's)

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There would appear to be a severe selection bias here. The other mode comprises many of the students who didn't take CS and many of those who did but who dropped out.

See also http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:Vulp6l9HKX8J:http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/b445e250-79d5-11e6-97ae-647294649b28.html%2BThe+genetic+advantage+of+the+%28other%29+1+percenters&complete=0&hl=en-GB&gbv=1&ct=clnk

Microsoft hails pointless Privacy Shield status for its cloud services

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Of course, we aren’t suggesting that Microsoft is failing to comply with Privacy Shield, just that the certification is largely meaningless because companies are allowed to judge for themselves whether they meet the criteria US govt TLAs can ride roughshod over it.

FTFY

To be fair to Microsoft they do seem to be making serious efforts, both in the US courts and in putting in arms length arrangements in their German data centres.

No wonder we're being hit by Internet of Things botnets. Ever tried patching a Thing?

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"Of course your random manufacturer of badges for Chinese made IoT kettle does care about it security and knows how to do it properly."

Remember the bit about a CyberUL? If they wanted to get them to market they'd have to know, just as how they should know about electrical safety of said kettle.

OK, dangerous goods do get onto the market but when they do and the dangers are discovered the local Del boys vendors get stock seized or maybe they get prosecuted and the public gets warned.

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Re: Make secure the default state

One problem with 2. is that it assumes the manufacturer continues to exist for the reasonable lifetime of the product. It would need some sort of code escrow and bond scheme to enable a 3rd party to take over maintenance.

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Re: Is patching even a good idea?

@ Michael Jarve

Of course, following up on your idea that an update might bork the device that can be seen as a benefit. It removes the device from ant botnets it's in.

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Re: Step #0 Missing

Find out if vendor still exists.

Sage advice: Avoid the Windows 10 Anniversary Update – it knackers our accounting app

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Re: Just to add fuel...

"Now wants to revert back to W7 badly."

Reverting well would be even better.

Mine's the one with a copy of Fowler in the pocket.

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Re: C'mon, son!

MS - "Testing your apps on pre-release version of the OS? No, never heard of that!"

FTFY

Oh, ALL RIGHT, says Facebook, we'll let Windows admins run osquery

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'Yes, but we're not allowed to say 'Windows had it first"'

It probably didn't. ISTR reading of this sort of functionality years ago. One option was to add extensions to existing database engines but I thing there've been specific Unix-based products. Unix-based products probably never caught on because it would have been cheaper to knock up a few scripts with existing Unix tools than to buy something in.

Yahoo! Mail! down?! Great! timing! as! more! US! senators! dogpile! hacked! web! giant!

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"You miss the point. Verizon owns Yahoo."

Has the sale actually gone through yet? It could be the sort of thing that emerged in the course of due diligence.

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"asking Yahoo! chief executive Marissa Mayer to provide them with an explanation as to why the Purple Palace took so long to find and disclose the hack"

I don't know why it took them so long but I'm sure the shareholders are glad they didn't find it before they got the offer from Verizon.

Lily Cole: You'd hate me more if Impossible.com were a success

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“I actually think if we were making loads of money, we’d be getting more criticism, you know,”

For most people the amount she got from the taxpayers would be loads of money.

Senator! calls! for! SEC! probe! to! be! inserted! into! Yahoo!

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"a class action lawsuit from aggrieved lawyers, customers in California."

The customers may be aggrieved, the lawyers less so.

Microsoft paid me $650 to scrub Windows 10 from my grandpa's PC, says man

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"Actually, it is the perfect time."

For once, no it isn't. Go back and read the story. Note the bit about Alzheimer's. He would need it back to exactly how it was.

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Re: $650 is nothing to MS

"It might gain traction in the US where a class action starts a lawyer feeding frenzy."

Bad move. The lawyers make money, the monkeysusers get peanuts and MS just has to deal with one case. Individual small claims will cut out the middle man so the plaintiffs get the $650 or whatever and MS has the operating costs of running a compensation scheme.

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"how can so many people apparently know about something like this without El Reg ever writing an article about it?"

They don't know about it without El Reg ever writing an article about it. They know it because they read several El Reg articles that mentioned it.

Official: Windows 10 has hit the 400 million device mark

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For a moment I read the headline as W10 hits 400 million devices. Hit as with a hammer. It seemed about right.

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Happy

"i make my living out of MS. win 10 is a pile of shit"

You're probably making an even better living out of it then.

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"On the privacy issue, you have no problem giving facebook all your details, photos of your children and details of where you have been, where you are now and where you are going next week."

I'd find that very difficult as I neither have a farcebook account nor any intention of getting one.

However I do have grandchildren. The older one got a W7 laptop for secondary school. The younger one is going to get a PiTop RSN which will, of course, be running Debian.

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Re: Windows 10? So What?

"Start menu is different, and with the big tiles I see this as a good thing for older people like me."

If you're still working then you're almost certainly younger than me. I had the preview running briefly. The tiles were the first thing to go.

BBC to demand logins for iPlayer in early 2017

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Re: Phone No. Too

"Along with (if you're a fan old old British films) WHItehall 1212 (Scotland Yard)"

Old films? I can remember it being real e.g. "Listeners who see a man in the Whitechapel area wearing blood-stained clothing are asked to ring Whitehall 1212 immediately."

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"The login scheme may be used for enforcement purposes in the future, however, and the BBC's own media correspondent considered that “the inclusion of a postcode as part of the new compulsory sign-up information"

W1A 1AA

No problem.

On a more serious note I hope this doesn't bugger up get_iplayer.

Don't let banks fool you, the blockchain really does have other uses

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Re: Blockchain <> Bitcoin

"If you point to a mil-spec screw on a Tornado, you can find out exactly where and on which plane every screw is that came from that batch, there is a vast paper chain between the design, the factory and the plane for every component - full traceability.

That's an app that could use a blockchain and has nothing to do with money."

In other words, a solution to an already solved problem.

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Re: 4D printing

Given that it's so slow I think alleged 3D printing is already 4D.

152k cameras in 990Gbps record-breaking dual DDoS

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Re: Good news

"All this IoT malarky is going to have to tighten up, and this kind of massive screwup is just the thing needed to bring big guns to make it happen."

Agreed, but the bad news is that there's more than enough kit out there to cause havoc and little if any means to get it cleaned up.

Add 'fattism' and hacker stereotyping to the list of Donald Trump's list of non-PC positions

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Re: Double Fail

"From what little I saw (or could stand). this wasn't a debate; it was a case of throwing insults and innuendos."

In other words a political debate. This definition is not confined to any particular country.

Mozilla wants woeful WoSign certs off the list

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Re: x.509 broken by design

"the biggest problem seems to be that there is no effective regulation of this critical piece of infrastructure and no real interest in there being any."

No real interest except amongst the consumers, but, hey, who cares about them!

The server's down. At 3AM. On Christmas. You're drunk. So you put a disk in the freezer

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“Sometimes it takes the CEO looking destruction in the face before arcane requests for budget have meaning.”

Only sometimes?

Narcissist Heidi Powell wants her dot-com and she wants it now, now, NOW!

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"We wonder what she'll do when the judge throws the case out. Whatever it is, it won't be pretty."

Maybe she'll thcream and thcream 'till she's thick. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_William

Scrapped NHS care.data ballsup cost taxpayer almost £8m

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Translation: We spent £8.1m finding out what we can and can't get away with and how not to do it.

Swiss vote for spy powers

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So that's another country off the secure hosting list.

Self-driving Google car T-boned in California crash

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Re: Is there a story here?

"Every study on the subject shows this."

ISTR reading one here that didn't.

Brexit at the next junction: Verity's guide to key post-vote skills

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Re: Guineas

"iiij seems preferred to ix"

Dammit - iv

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Re: All this olde worlde unit stuff...

"I bet there's an off-the-shelf module for it somewhere."

I'm not sure there is but you could always create your own type for it. Working with old maps, land valuations etc it's an irritant that spreadsheets don't have a type for acres, roods & perches. Metric measures, or at least only having metric, just complicates things..

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Re: Slowly does it

" If a stone of apples"

Is that a stone of 14lb or 15lb? Both were known.

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Let's just settle for binary, or at least hexadecimal. Ooh look, 16 oz in a lb.

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Re: Guineas

"the mark, worth 14 silver shillings"

No, 13s 4d or xiijs iiijd if you prefer (not only do old documents use lower case Latin numerals but what would be the last of more than i i is always written j and iiij seems preferred to ix).

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Re: Killer fact!

"THAT's how stubborn the Northern Irish are."

Some of them also celebrate the 1st which is known as the little twelfth.

Matt LeBlanc handed £1.5m to front next two series of Top Gear

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"the BBC is now being run by a bunch of utterly clueless muppets?"

Now? Has been for decades.

Watch out, Openreach: CityFibre swallows Redcentric's network for £5m

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Re: Fighting over cities

"Infrastructure will (almost) always be better in a city than in the sticks. There will be better transport links"

So why does it take so long to get anywhere?

Forgive me, father, for I have used an ad-blocker on news websites...

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"because the bridge has been burned and everyone's using ad blockers"

The bridge has already been burnt. It's not the blockers that did it. It was the ads.

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Re: Numbers...

"I suspect the industry does read the comments here"

And frequently post defensively. But not in this thread. Maybe he's lost his job - or just taken the weekend off.

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Re: That whole industry needs a master reset

"all shenanigans beyond an animated GIF"

Beyond?

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Re: Tracking ads

"If the ads didn't track me they would be allowed."

But does malware include trackers?

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Re: I don't block advertising banners…

"If a piece of JavaScript is hosted from the same hostname as the page, it loads."

Only if I trust the host. And all too often the JavaScript from the same host wants to do little but upload (oops - mistyped uplard which seems a reasonable substitute) crap from who knows how many other hosts.

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"How did they manage to take all of that snooping and data mining and still end up with ads that are less relevant than dumb print ads on a piece of paper?"

Simple.

Because that's an expensive service only the advertising industry can sell. Any fool can put together something simple that obviously works. Remember, the only thing the advertising industry sells is the services of the advertising industry.

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Re: Forbes

"One of these writers has addressed the need to warn people about the terrible and rarely recognised danger from ponies."

Warning. Cover your keyboard before following the "ponies" link. Ken White at his very best.

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Re: No I don't

"a) I'm not going to buy anything as a result of an ad on a news site. Usually I buy by browsing a shop, eBay, Amazon etc or searching for something I've decided I want. I never click, so no revenue lost?"

Of course the reason you decide to buy something might be because you've read about it on a news site. If the news site blocks you for using an adblocker it's the advertiser who loses out in the end. Funny old world, isn't it?

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Re: I added the TheRegsiter to whitelist

"When sites use non-Google ad networks I'll consider whitelisting more of them."

Irony here. If Google decided to do it they're probably smart enough to filter out all the egregious stuff but they're not smart enough to see the need.

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Re: No guilt at all

"Antron, in order for the ads to display things you may be interested in, they will have to track you and create a database of things that interest you. Is this what you want?"

Think about this a bit more.

I'm reading a page about, let's say growing mangel-worzels. If you know that then you know quite a lot of things I might be interested in. Growing mangelworzels, growing other cruciferous vegetables, growing things in general, possibly eating vegatables or selling them.

And you don't even need to track me to know that. You don't even need to know who I am. You know anyone reading the page is liable to have those interests. The contents of the page are the best and surest guide to the reader's interests and hence of what might most usefully be advertised at that point. Information gained from tracking the user is more often than not best described as post-relevant because it so often ends up trying to sell the user capital or at least durable items he's already bought*.

That's why many of us keep saying that static ads, tied to the page, on the site itself are not only acceptable, they're the form that stands the best chance of selling what they're advertising. Why don't advertisers and sites do that? Because the advertising industry makes lots of money by selling its services in tracking people and pissing them off. The one thing that the advertising industry is interested in selling is its own services. They put ads out there, maybe associate a few sales with them, they get paid. The vast majority of people who got the ad thrust at them are so pissed off they decide never to buy that product again? No skin off the advertising industry's nose.

*Not online advertising but an outstanding example of the same mentality. When I bought a new car 3 years ago within a few weeks the dealer started spamming me with texts inviting me to all sort of events presumably aimed at selling me a new car. The only thing they've achieved is to ensure I will never, in the remainder of my life, ever do business with them again.

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