* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Don't panic, but a 'computer error' cut the brakes on a San Francisco bus this week

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Re: Emergency brake controlled by a computer!!!

"thyristor was bart. this was computer error."

From TFA:

The Examiner notes that faulty circuitry components – thyristors linking the brake and accelerator pedals to the motor – were also replaced on 100 BART... trains last year.

It seems clear enough that thyristors were at fault in both cases.

Thyristors are electronic and computers are electronic so obviously it's a computer error; any newspaper would say the same thing.

French programmers haul Apple into court over developer rules

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Re: Apple is a walled garden, get over it

"It'll depend on French law whether they can get away with it."

French developers against a foreign, Anglophone corporation in a French court? I'd have thought the odds were stacked in their favour.

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Re: Apple is a walled garden, get over it

"Apple is the oxymoron of openness"

English translation required.

BT Yahoo! customers: Why! can't! we! grrr! delete! our! webmail! accounts!?

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Re: A reminder to...

"Just buy a domain name and use a domain hosting service to support it, configuring its e-mail and http redirection services to point to whatever ISP provides your e-mail"

It's one way but for whatever time you're with them you're still stuck with whatever quality of hosting service your ISP de jour provides. Given that they almost certainly see their prime business as shuffling bits between yourself and their up-stream that aspect of their business isn't given much attention and may well have been outsourced - which is the entire point of TFA and this thread.

The better alternative IMV is to select a service that sees mail and web hosting as its primary business with the domain registration as a part of that.

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Re: unless they are old there's no excuse

"My folks are old, I know better But they won't Listen."

I feel sorry for them having such off-spring. But maybe it is their fault - they should have brought you up better.

I am old and know better. It's my daughter who won't listen. Actually she does know she shouldn't be on TalkTalk mail but just doesn't do anything about it.

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"monopoly."

Given that you've just listed three alternatives it seems to me that that word doesn't mean what you think it does.

Windows updates? Just trust us, says Microsoft executive

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"As we build confidence with IT pros"

Maybe he should get out more and read what IT pros actually think about Microsoft because there's a huge assumption built into that statement.

GDS shouting matches so severe team takes to talking by hand signals

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If you need hand signals in a meeting it should be a big hint that you're doing it wrong. GDS - 'nuff said.

'Please label things so I can tell the difference between a mouse and a microphone'

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Re: @Arthur

"Usual cause (until we got the new back to back desks)"

And afterwards? Mice swapped round onto the opposing desks?

BOFH: The Idiot-ware Project and the Meaningless Acronym

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Re: I generally prefer hand tools,

"Calcium Chloride you say..."

Anhydrous

Windows 10 market share fell in September

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"Apple - Woz"

FTFY

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Re: ... we know mass enterprise adoption is still to come - ?

"Also, businesses which wish to keep their PC's with a supported Windows OS, have until 14th Jan 2020 to replace all their Win7 devices."

Given than many businesses have been reluctant to move from XP what makes you think they'll be enthusiastic about moving to 10?

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Re: ... we know mass enterprise adoption is still to come - ?

"Well... I believe it's M$ intention to keep the Win10 name/brand for a long time, well past the point where we'd have gotten a Brand New Version in the past."

Intentions are all very well but reality has a nasty habit of creeping in. When a brand becomes toxic it has to be ditched. If you're doing it right you also fix the underlying problems, of course, otherwise the new brand also becomes toxic.

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Re: "Windows 10 has done very well at home"

"If you struggled then you aren't worth your salt."

You do realise, don't you, that the majority of Microsoft users out there don't know anything about the precautions you know about? Maybe you don't in which case I've got new for you: that's the way it is. They simply bought their PC with Windows on it and are wide open to anything Microsoft chooses to do to them. That's because they just bought the PC to use, not to exercise specialist IT knowledge on.

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Re: Margin of Error

"probably due to the ending of the enforced upgrade"

FTFY

ISP GMX attempts the nigh impossible: PGP for the masses

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Re: If you can't just turn the key and get an encrypted system set up...

"...you're never going to go mainstream."

Even if you have it working turnkey that won't be enough to go mainstream because it's still an add-on. Few people know anyone who uses encrypted email because the people they know don't know anybody who uses encrypted email because...so it's not worth using encrypted email. It needs to be incorporated in email standards as the default mode of operation. As it also makes provision for signing it should have a major part to play in preventing phishing and other email scams.

Citizens don't trust UK.GOV with their data

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I wonder how many of those not trusting the govt. have TalkTalk as their ISP or Yahoo as their mail provider and haven't seen any reason to change.

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Re: I dont trust the government...

"On another note...how many civil servants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

Given that most UK lightbulbs are BC it's unlikely that any would.

Google 'screwed over' its non-millennials – now they can all fight back

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Re: The youthful white and Asian monoculture

"Not exactly the only contradiction in the strange world of Google, Facebook and friends,"

Ageism is not just the only Politically Correct ism, it's Politically Mandatory.

Never explain, never apologize: Microsoft silent on Outlook.com email server grief

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Re: MS haters

"Not defending MS. Just pointing out that attacking them as if they were qualitatively any different from all the others is just rather pointless."

I'm struggling to follow this line of thinking. A MS service let's users down. Are you saying El Reg should write it up as if it was Google, Apple, Facebook or Amazon? Maybe they should ask Salesforce what went wrong with Outlook? Or ask Twitter when they're going to fix it? OK, they could take a swipe at Oracle in passing, I don't mind that because Oracle, but really this is an MS issue so it's MS that gets written about.

Bloke gets six years in slammer after fessing up to £4.75m tax scam

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As we've seen recently when the yobs break into a server the operator can get fined if they'd not taken adequate steps to secure it. Why doesn't the same thing apply when they're able to run a long fraud against HMRC? Maybe a few bad annual reports, no increments, no bonuses, that sort of thing.

Chap cuffed after treating commuters to giant-screen smut

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'Both the Post and the Tribune call him an “IT expert"'

Anyone who can use a computer to do more than browse the web, use a word processor and work out their expenses probably counts as an expert to the average newspaper reporter.

Securing Office 365? There's always more you can do

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Re: Wow - two full pages built on an assumption..

"Number of users probably doesn't reveal very much but the fact that large, publicly traded (and therefore open to scrutiny, required to conduct due diligence, etc ) companies, who employ professional network security teams use it does tell us something."

What does the number of large publicly traded companies who've paid up for ransomware scams tell you about the ability of their professional network security teams to protect against users?

Police raid India call centre, detain 500 in fraud probe

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Re: Hello, my name is [Anglicised], I'm calling from [major corporation/department]

"I put the phone down without hanging up and walk away"

But first say "could you hold the line a moment".

Is Apple's software getting worse or what?

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Re: What is going on?

"BTW, anyone else think that Google's search is pretty crummy these days?"

Yes.

Google a place name: estate agent ads.

Google a surname in conjunction with a place where someone or family of that name was associated: estate agent ads for all the housing estates named after said person.

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Re: little to do with apple

"The fail fast fix fast mentality of software development is insane."

That's one issue. The other is the converse, taking something that's fine as it is and them applying fix fast fail fast to it. Nobody seems to be immune to that and I don't think marketing is solely to blame.

Early indications show UK favouring 'hard Brexit', says expert

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"It's okay, we hated labour laws anyway. Who needs sick pay and holiday time. Silly ideas."

OFFS! Does nobody have any knowledge of history?

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'"we" means herself and her parliamentary colleagues, not "us"'

As per previous comment, she's now pandering to the Leave vote. Reality will be along in a couple of years time.

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"I think the government may quickly find that in a global economy there is far less freedom than they would like to think. The main difference will be the loss of any influence on many of those rules"

I think the government by and large knows that. But now they have to pander to that slim majority of June voters who didn't, probably still don't and will eventually find out the hard way.

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Re: "how we label our food"

"Why would we want to change this exactly, Mrs. May?"

So we can call English Sparkling Wine Champagne.

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Re: "Great Repeal Bill"

" will they have it read aloud from Parliament by an ancestor of William Pitt the Younger"

Given that Pitt the Younger has been dead for over a couple of hundred years it's going to be hard finding a living ancestor to do that.

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Re: I have said it before, I will say it again

"She was running false colors in the Remain campaign throughout as she is in favor of exiting everything - including the Human Rights convention."

Whilst I agree with the first statement the ECHR is a separate entity and whatever she may be in favour of it's not as easily disposed of as you seem to think.

Google may just have silently snuffed the tablet computer

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Re: I don't remember this weekend

"hexpads on the front panel."

Hexpads on the front panel. Luxury! In my day there were just rows of switches. Except when we had to take the switches out to boil them up for soup. Then we had to twist bits of wire together.

"nigh on 60!"

ah, that explains it. A youngster. Don't know they're born these days...

Psst. Need some spy-on-employees tech? Ask Oriium

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Re: The usual "credit card" string

"Every vendor in the spaces used Credit Card strings and they are really simple and unique format, and thus easily defined."

But not once you've encrypted the file. I'm assuming the system will unzip zipped files - if not that would be equally effective.

'My REPLACEMENT Samsung Galaxy Note 7 blew up on plane'

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Passengers are prevented from carrying liquids but allowed to take these onto aircraft?

My Nest smoke alarm was great … right up to the point it went nuts

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"You can't just discard it."

Not even after the hammer's gone through it?

If I had such a device here (big if) and it did that I'd head off to the garage where I have a choice of heavy implements and take my pick.

Prime Minister May hints at shaking up Blighty's 'dysfunctional' rural broadband

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Re: What a pile of poo

"720 million kilometers way & Rosetta can send us flicks of a space rock"

But did you check the bitrate?

TalkTalk gets record £400k slap-slap from Brit watchdog

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"The only choice in my area is them or BT"

Where's that? I find it difficult to believe that such an area exists.

‘You can’t opt out of IoT’: Our future is the Rise of the Sensor Machines

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Just searched it for mention of security & found nothing. So didn't bother reading it. Anybody who wants to start pushing IoT stuff must address security if they're to be taken seriously.

It's time for Microsoft to revisit dated defaults

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Re: So, where's the news?

"Since years we're using ADSL, Cable etc. with speeds of multiple mbit."

What happens when you lose the comms?

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Not being of the MS tribe AD isn't a thing I've ever had to look at so I never realised it was that bad. Replication is fine for setting up a new site. After that you either need to push changes as they're made.

UK.biz ransom cluelessness

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Those who don't learn from history are condemned to repeat it.

Why do those whose skill set stops at being able to find their own arse with both hands get to run big businesses?

'Too big to fail' cloud giants like AWS threaten civilization as we know it

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Re: Business Continuity

"You use two different cloud providers to provision business continuity."

Both of which are at the mercy with a man with a back-hoe at the end of your road.

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Re: Lots of turkey's complaining about christmas on this thread.

"right up until the point you are no longer needed and replace (sic) by someone doing a better job delivering IT as a service."

Which they do right up until the time they break something by which time there's nobody left in house to fix it.

If you work in an in-house operation which is critical to the business you're aware of its impact. If it goes down it's the business that provides your pay and your colleagues' pay that's at risk. In that case getting it up and running becomes your one and only priority.

If you work in any form of out-sourced operation that operation might be critical to lots of businesses. But your priorities for getting it up and running will be concentrated on your biggest/loudest/most litigious customers. The rest can wait.

From the perspective of a business which has outsourced but isn't in the biggest/loudest/most litigious group they've gone from "one and only" to "the rest". They won't, of course, discover this until they're too late.

Good God, we've found a Google thing we like – the Pixel iPhone killer

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"Google is offering unlimited storage (in the cloud) for free."

Until "some users are abusing it" etc. We've been there before.

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"I guess they've just become another corporation now - profit being the be all and end all..."

Now????

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Re: How long until Google decides ...

"Windows Phone is a non-starter. My bank doesn't provide an app for it. My heating system doesn't have an app for it. My car doesn't have an app for it."

Put like that it starts to sound attractive: a phone that's a phone.

These diabetes pumps obey unencrypted radio commands – which is, frankly, f*%king stupid

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Guidelines?

"And the FDA released a new set of proposed guidelines at the beginning of this year."

Something stronger than guidelines is needed.

Google says it would have a two-word answer for Feds seeking Yahoo!-style email backdoor

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Re: hang on...

"So who's the naughty boy here? Yahoo says: we had to comply with the law. Google says: we wouldn't comply with the law. Facebook say: we would fight the law."

And it's a matter of record that MS are fighting the law, at least in Europe and are making more efforts in protecting European data with their new data centre legal architecture. On the whole I'd trust MS on this - but not sufficiently to install W10.

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"Anyone using Yahoo is plainly an idiot."

Maybe it's not quite as simple as that. Other service providers have outsourced their email component to Yahoo. I'd hope that those still doing that must be having second thoughts by now.

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