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Why do GUIs jump around like a demented terrier while starting up? Am I on my own?

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Re: All auto Pop-ups and window-to-front from non-focus software should be banned!

"Android and Windows 10 can collect notifications without this retarded pop-up UI behaviour; all other OS's GUIs should do this already too!"

Are there some that don't? KDE user here.

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Re: Favourite things

"All the windows shrink and align themselves neatly, so that one can see at a glance what is open. It is invaluable for spotting errant dialogue boxes and and pesky 'pop-under' browser windows."

That sounds useful - but can it also get back to where it was?

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Re: You hit it Dabbsy

1a Access their application via a 14000baud serial link for a day.

On a similar note the numpties who select the bags for packing vegetables in supermarkets should be obliged to spend an entire day packing them whilst wearing gloves and glasses which restrict their ability to focus closer than a metre.

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Re: Strangely enough ...

"in some sectors the best applications are created by teams of people paid to do so."

And let's not forget the utter crud produced by people paid to do so.

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Re: Strangely enough ...

@Dan 55

You'd be more convincing if you showed some sign of actually having used Linux. For a start you could tell us which particular GUI it is you're complaining about. Then you could show some indication that you know there are others. Bonus points for telling us which commercial UI you prefer and why.

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Re: Yep...

"WORSE!!!! If you click the X to get rid of it the page you're wanting to be on jumps back to the top so that you have to scroll down and find where you had got to."

Worse still if you're reading it on MythTV where there's no way to click the sodding X. You're left squinting through a letter box shaped slot at the top of the screen. An the next breaking broken news thing comes up on the next page. And the next. And the next. A user friendly designer would say "If we show it a couple of times let's assume they've read it and really don't want to see it again". A really good designer would realise that after being displayed for a few seconds it can bee removed without even needing to click. Anybody from the Beeb reading this?

Gov may need to splash £245m per year on IT contractors – NAO

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"This meant that my revenue was taking a big hit even before things like accountancy fees and my role in the company meant I had strange exclusions on expenses I could claim such as accommodation whilst on training courses and these exclusions changed year on year."

I never experienced that as a freelancer. When I was a Civil Servant years previously the exclusions seemed to change from expenses claim to expenses claim. It was part of the mean-spiritedness that prompted me to leave. No, folks, Civil Service jobs are not gold-plated, at least not in the scientific branch. Neither are the pensions.

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"However, the issue of skills will only be exacerbated as thousands of tech contractors are set to leave the public sector amid a major crackdown on the tax freelancers pay via IR35."

I haven't been following HMRC's latest wheeze on this but AIUI it will be up to departments in the Civil Service to determine the status of contracts. If so then departments have the solution in their own hands. They can insist on contracts which they can certify as being non-caught. If HMRC insist on doing things differently their loss will be other department's gain.

Our Sun's been using facial scrub: No spots for two weeks

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Re: Solar Constant....is NOT constant....

"Total Solar Insulation"

I don't think the sun needs insulating. It stays nice and warm as it is.

'Clearance sale' shows Apple's iPad is over. It's done

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Re: Even Amazon Fire is overpriced.

"'There was a silly article on a UK paper website this morning'

To be fair it was in the Guardian"

I'm glad you told us. A silly article in a UK paper isn't very specific.

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Re: I've said it before...

"You can't make a shovel with another shovel"

Not on its own but you can use it to shovel coke onto the forge.

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Re: I've said it before...

"Have you tried reading The Reg on a laptop while taking a dump, balancing a laptop on closed knees doesn't help things pass. A tablet is much better in those situations."

And worth a guinea a box.

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Re: Chrome in US

"You could replace 'chromebook' with anything that could get a web interface to Google Docs and the schools would be happy."

And competitive in price.

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Re: You forgot one important(sic) catagory

@Toltec & LDS

What are you two up to? Coming here with facts...

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Why does every product manager, marketroid and sales person think their product sales are crowing exponentially? They're not. They're on a sigmoid curve. And that's a sigmoid curve of the total number of devices in use. In time the sales are bound to drop off and the only sales will be for replacements.

It's happened to PCs, it's happening to tablets.

Expect it and be prepared to move on.

Amazing new WikiLeaks CIA bombshell: Agents can install software on Apple Macs, iPhones right in front of them

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So if you get a present or a bribe from your friendly local CIA agent - eBay.

Blinking cursor devours CPU cycles in Visual Studio Code editor

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The solution -

vi

Lloyds Banking Group to hang up on call centre staffers

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"That's Marketing. They are liars."

You can't blame them. It's a job requirement.

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"Didn't they offshore the call centre once before, and bring it back"

Oh, the Hokey Cokey.

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Re: Dear Lloyds Bank

"the only mutual I could see offering a current account was Cumberland BS."

Unfortunately they don't have a branch near me. The only financial institution, mutual or not, left with a branch in my preferred location is now YBS and the idiots, instead of realising what an advantage they had with their Norwich and Peterborough current account and rolling it out to the other brands, decided to scrap it.

Looking to move from the Co-op the best branch available to me now is Santander. I'm really encouraged about their online competence - I clicked on a link on their site and got a 404.

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Re: Welcome LBG staff.....

"No - the reference to "TUPE" in the article means the Transfer of Undertaking (Protection of Employment) Regulations, 1981. In essence, it means the contract with the old employer is deemed to be the contract of the new one - starting date included."

I take it you're responding to the previous comment regarding IR35. That comment refers to freelance contractors. Freelancers' employers are their own companies. The do not want to suddenly find themselves employed by a company to whom their previous client has transferred an undertaking (grim term!).

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Re: Outsourcing to India? What could possibly go wrong!?

"Then as soon as the blood is dry on the contract"

As long as that?

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"best bank for customers management" - but obviously not for staff.

That might be a bit closer for reality. It certainly wasn't the best bank for this former customer.

Defence in Depth: A 'layered' strategy can repel cold attackers

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Major omission

Users.

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Re: Simple solution

"And make sure you can sue them if they cock up."

And then they wind up their business and move on. Always assuming the damage wasn't such that your own business is wound up first.

Huawei picks SUSE for assault on UNIX big iron

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"The prize here is the chance to convert those running UNIX on the Power, RISC and Itanium systems often used in the most resilience-hungry computing environments."

If I were a sysadmin running on one of those environments I'd not be as easily tempted by Linux as I once was. Linux seems to be moving away from being a Unix lookalike. I'd be more interested in a BSD. OTOH I'm not sure about the extent to which commercial S/W has been ported such as the proprietary databases I'd probably still be running.

That 'Trump lawyers threaten teen over kitten website' yarn is Fakey Fakey McFake Fakeface

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Re: It's fake news folks.

"I just thought I'd leave this here in case anyone wanted to play."

This being a link to archive.org's site scraping. I looked at archive.org earlier. They seem to have no record of the site prior to March 22nd. It's all very strange.

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Re: Trademarks

"Trademarks are also *very* limited in scope."

In his case the limited scope is still pretty big: POTUS, anything with his name on it....etc

Decapitating Rockall: How a 1970s Navy expedition blasted the top off the Atlantic islet

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Nowadays an expedition of that magnitude would seriously weaken the rest of the Navy.

London councils seek assurance over Capita's India offshoring plans

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"Sometimes it strikes me that the only people who know how to run the country are either driving taxis, cutting hair, or commenting on El Reg articles."

That's when they're not down the pub.

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If only councils were alert to their GDPR responsibilities https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/03/21/ico_councils_work_comply_gdpr/

Fix crap Internet of Things security, booms Internet daddy Cerf

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Re: _

"It's rhyming slang"

You learn something every day. But who was Mickey Bliss?

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Re: 'elders of the internet'

"Pfft what rubbish!!"

You picked up a few whooshes there, Gordon.

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Re: I hope "the answer" isn't EVEN MORE gummint...

"The manufacturers don't care because their sales are OK. The sales are OK because the customers don't care either. The customers don't care because when the hackers take over a device they normally take care to ensure that the customer rarely notices anything happening; once in control, some of them even apply patches to stop other hackers getting in."

Seat belts are an example of how this can be made to work. One factor mentioned was that governments mandated fitting (Charles 9 will be along any second to mumble about grey markets). The other factor was the governments mandated using them if you were on the public roads. And we now have the situation where cars are not only fitted with them, in many cases they'll bleep at you if you go at more than a snail's pace without doing them up.

How could we apply such thinking to IoT?

First, we'll need to mandate some requirements such as any default passwords must require a reset at initial startup or after a factory reset and something like type approval for devices which meet the current standards.

Now we can make it illegal to connect such a device to the internet* (you can have as many as you like on your intranet, just don't let them leak out).

Alongside that we make the ISPs responsible for their nets: they become accessories to anyone exposing a rogue device.

The consequences?

ISPs care so they'll deal with customers, cutting them off the net if required.

Customers care because they lose their internet if they expose a rogue device so they'll take care to buy type-approved devices.

Manufacturers care because sales of un-approved devices are falling (even in the grey market) because the intranet market won't be big enough to sustain them and, if everyone is having to manufacture to the same standard, there's no price advantage.

*Shodan has demonstrated that these devices can be located.

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"You're going to need a public education campaign equivalent to the ones 40 years demonstrating that car seatbelts were worth paying for, except that this one will have to be global."

Public education reinforced by fines for not using them.

Google Spanner in the NewSQL works?

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Re: Relational DBs never went away.

"SQL does have at least one massive Achille's heel - self-referential data, like parts-of-part"

Oh dear. I wish someone had told me that before I wrote one of those. Especially with the fun complication that one part at the bottom of the assembly could have a serial number and that that serial number would apply to each part above it.

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"I want to save data and I want to save it now. I dont want to define a new row with int or VARCHAR or define how large the table can be."

Don't we all? But the rest or us want to be able to find it again and to have it consistent when we find it, especially if multiple people are saving related data. We also have multiple people wanting to access the same data.

However there's always the much under-rated cardfile.exe which may do just what you want.

ICO scolds UK councils: GDPR is coming. Are you ready? Pop quiz says you're not

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Re: Jobsworths rejoice

"councils have been eliminating discretionary spending as their budgets have shrivelled."

They still find money to fund events such as the Tour de France and its bastard offspring the Tour de Yorkshire. Of course those earn column inches for the senior councillors. If only the local paper had asked the council leader for a quote every time something closed and put his photo alongside it, whether he replied or not, we might have had more libraries still open.

The world's leading privacy pros talk GDPR with El Reg

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GDPR stuff [is] mostly garbage written by the same idiots who with stunning naivety brought you such hits as 'Safe Harbour' and their follow-up smash hit 'Privacy Shield'

I think it's largely written by the group who were severely critical of that garbage. In fact, ISTM that it's the response to those that's finally worked its way through the legislative process.

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"In practical terms, can I say to Vodafone that I don't want to deal with your India call centre?"

India would need to show itself to be GDPR compliant.

Home Office admits it's preparing to accept EU ruling on surveillance

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"a new communications data independent authorising body"

Looking at the tender this seems to be a very vague entity. Will it ever make it out of the still-thinking-about-it stage? Working on it will maybe keep the CJEU quiet until Brexit at which point they'll hope the problem goes away. Cynical? Moi?

Google promises policy review after several big brands pull YouTube ads

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Re: Irony??

"Jihadist videos where members deride western culture and democracy,"

..and use the technology it created to do so.

'Sorry, I've forgotten my decryption password' is contempt of court, pal – US appeal judges

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"It is well-enough established that a person can be compelled to produce a key to a safe but not a combination."

We're getting a little off-topic here but...

I don't have the key but I know where it is. Can I be compelled to tell? Likewise if I know who has it?

There are probably precedents but from past experience I can imagine the jury being cleared out of court and much debate and flourishing of law books between counsel and judge over which precedents apply in the circumstances of the case.

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"The poster seemed to be suggesting that anyone over 50 is less likely to have been exposed to IT technology - not that their age made them less competent generally. That seems reasonable."

Even if we disregard earlier stuff such as the Apple II, Trash-80 etc, someone aged 50 this year would have been ~14 when the IBM PC was introduced. And I know people born in the '20s & '30s who can find their way round PCs (and have worked out how to download Open- or LibreOffice because that's what they use).

" I remember people of my parents' generation born round the start of the 20th century who had never adjusted to an understanding of electricity or radio."

That would be the same as the older members of my parents' generation. I never met any of my aunts, uncles or their friends who had the slightest unfamiliarity with either.

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Re: the Founding Fathers are spinning in their graves

"the judge in criminal trials normally instructs the jurors that they may not infer either guilt or innocence from a defendant's failure to testify."

Juries have been known to ignore the judge's instructions.

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Re: Already incriminated by a witness.

"On the other hand, they don't care how many pictures he showed to his sister, but how many are on his drive."

It could be that they've been deleted in which case there are none although it would then be unlikely that he'd withhold the password if he did remember it.

"Even if it was considered proven that there are pictures on the drive, for _correct_ sentencing you would need to know how many exactly. And these photos come from somewhere, so they might help the police catching the distributor."

If they were more concerned to catch the distributor - well, the USA is the land of the plea bargain.

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Re: Actual case aside

"BUT, and this is the key thing, regardless of whether that evidence is sufficient to convict the defendant or not, it doesn't somehow provide justification to remove the defendant's Fifth Amendment rights."

I'm not saying it would. Quite the contrary in effect as if there's eye-witness evidence to convict then the whole argument about passwords is irrelevant.

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Re: Court fail

"Judges are partly to blame for this -- they are typically over the age of 50, have a limited understanding of technology"

This is just ageist bollocks. I'm over the age of 70. I've been using computers for nearly 50 of those years starting with FORTRAN about 1970. I know a few 80-90 year old friends and family who use computers regularly. I wonder how old you are and what understanding you have of the law or, come to that, of those older than yourself.

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Re: To be honest...

"which is keyed into a fingerprint"

An injury to the finger could be a problem.

Samsung's Bixby totally isn't a Siri ripoff because look – it'll go in phones, TVs, fridges, air con...

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Re: Firewall them all, god will know its own

"So they can get new firmware"

You have a TV whose manufacturer actually provides firmware updates?

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