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BOFH: That's right. Turn it off. Turn it on

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@Alistair

That's how it ought to be done. Hopefully compulsory up to and including CxO level.

There's still the other side to deal with: how to stop marketing sending out emails which look exactly like phishing emails and thus training customers to be phished.

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"Never get out of the boat."

That's easy for an admiral to say.

Web inventor Sir Tim sizes up handcuffs for his creation – and world has 2 weeks to appeal

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"The W3C, unable to reach agreement on how vulnerability disclosure should be handled, responded with something less than that, offering only voluntary guidelines instead a requirement."

Presumably this means that some DRM vendors will be sensible and some will make life difficult. In due course the latter will get their reward - a reputation for being a cess-pit of malware. Sadly, past experience shows that that won't do them as much harm as one might hope.

Sysadmin bloodied by icicle that overheated airport data centre

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Re: injuries....

"Back in the day when PC cases were made by Gillette."

I once had the good fortune to have a couple of PCs made by a firm who clearly hadn't got that message. The lids wrapped round to form the sides, were hinged at the back and had stays to hold them open. They were just held shut be a couple of catches - press to release and lift. All PCs should be made that way - at least those intended for IT folk and lab users.

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Re: Frozen winter shit.

Thanks for the reminder, Daedalus. I don't even have to read it or look for it on Youtube. The key word was "effluvium".

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Re: Frozen winter shit.

"There's no I in Team"

If anyone had tried that with me they'd simply have got a list of all the manglement buzzwords that do have an I: quality, innovation, profit, competitive, intelligence....

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Re: Condensate

"routed it out a window to drip continuously somewhere appropriate."

The beancounters' window sill. Nice one.

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"The bean counters wouldn't stump up for a replacement, so for the next year or so we had to make do with the backup unit which dripped continuously into a large refuse bin that had to be dragged out and emptied every few days."

Just have frequent precautionary shutdowns of any systems the beancounters rely on. After all, it's not good for the business to have no backup - which you don't if the intended backup has become the primary.

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"Interesting to note that it only started to bombard us with SMSes between 18:00 and 20:00 - other times of the day it was all peachy and happy and quiet."

Systems have a malevolent intelligence of their own. The AI folks are looking in the wrong direction.

Bah Gawd! WWE left wrasslin' fans' privates on display online

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Cloud storage is sold as the easy option. Maybe it isn't. Maybe it requires as much skill as keeping it in house.

Zero accidents, all of your data – what The Reg learnt at Bosch's autonomous car bash

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Re: Zero accidents?

It's one thing promising perfect performance on "business as usual" activities. The problem with that is, accidents aren't business as usual. They're edge cases and that's just what software has always had trouble in handling. And these are not just simple edge cases such as off-by-one that can be tested for. They're going to be "we never saw that coming" events. They're going to be events that require much more processing than normal to deal with an unexpected set of circumstances.

If a designer reckons there might be enough processing power to cope then maybe the "run down the lone pedestrian" option gets hard-coded as a would-be damage limitation short cut. And then that gets triggered by some freak set of circumstances when an accident wasn't threatened and the car goes out of its way to run one down.

Another issue is certification. That's going to be a difficult one to test. Will there be a temptation to code to the test? Remind me, who was it who wrote the code for the VW emission control?

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"we were assured this wouldn't happen when the cars were owned by regular Joes."

Debugging code never ever gets left in production systems does it?

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Re: Cars withe EULA

"The question is, if I buy a car ... do I OWN what I paid for, or do I merely have a non-transferable license to USE my car in accordance with the car's EULA?"

The legal department will sort that out. You won't be allowed to buy a car, just lease it. The car will own you.

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@wyatt

You don't really expect marketing to understand all that technical mumbo-jumbo do you? It's just cloud. Why? Because cloud.

Boffins start work on data centre to analyse UK infrastructure

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Re: DAFNI and...

"I wonder if DAFNI will use Virtually Enhanced Logistical Machine Analysis in the project?"

It'll use GIGO.

The water company seem to know more or less where their underground assets are round here. Gas and electricity have been rather puzzled.

Good luck with building a reliable database on that.

Well, that escalated quickly: Qualcomm demands iPhone, iPad sales ban in America

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Re: These patents are interesting

"That's the thing with patents, they're so easy to get"

Is it too much to hope that the US patent system collapses under its own weight? Perhaps someone could patent something the USPO depends on* and refuse to license it to them.

That would make it prior art, you say? That seems to have very little to do with it.

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Re: Apple's hypocritical

"You realize Google "taxes" software developers the exact same 30%, right? Where's your outrage over that?"

Given that this is a row between Apple & Qualcom what's the relevance of Google?

Google ships WannaCrypt for Android, disguised as Samba app

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“I'll disable SMBv1 on my home server and try to connect to it again. Edit: Nope, it doesn't connect. Ugh.”

The pre-requisite for this statement is that his home server was still running SMBv1. Why?

Someone's phishing US nuke power stations. So far, no kaboom

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"There is no indication that hackers were able to jump from their victims’ computers into the control systems of the facilities, nor is it clear how many facilities were breached."

Translation: We don't know what's going on.

Create a user called '0day', get bonus root privs – thanks, Systemd!

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Re: All you complainers...

"There are distros that did not jump on the systemd bandwagon"

AFAIK the only established enterprise distros in this category are RHEL6 and its derivatives.

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"I would shed a tear, but the sooner that bollocks Poettering stops being such a clown and takes his abomination systemd with him the better."

I wouldn't and if he actually did split from the Linux community I wouldn't care whether he continued to be a clown or not. But an upvote for the general sentiment.

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Re: Burn it

"bring back upstart."

Not upstart.

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Re: Maybe they are not fixing it because...

"Red Hat. Red Hat controls enough of the commercial enterprise Linux market that nearly everyone's applications have to be compatible with them."

They also still support just about the only enterprise Linux without systemd, RHEL6. So if you want to escape the stranglehold of one of Red Hat's least favoured contributions to Linux you can do so by becoming a Red Hat customer. That's irony or something.

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Re: the problem with clueless amateurs...

"Still not sure why people think Linux is a hobby when plenty of companies contribute to its development, but there you go."

For some people their job depends on their ignorance.

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Re: "A lot of good things started in the medieval period."

"Universal human rights are a product of Enlightenment"

Magna carta (1215) made such a good start at this that it took about 800 years before May managed to remove the concept of due process. The presumption of innocence didn't actually come from there but was introduced, I think from France, also in medieval times (maybe this is a further reason why May is in favour of Brexit - all these foreigners with inconvenient principles of law).

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Re: A lot of good things started in the medieval period. ..not some many comp-sci inventions.

"Brewing."

That started much earlier.

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Re: the problem with clueless amateurs...

" People creating things as a hobby who just don't quite 'get' all those older principles us grey hairs used to live by and enterprises"

Poettering isn't doing this as a hobby. AFAIK he's employed by Red Hat and Red Hat is certainly big enough to be classed as an enterprise.

Payroll glitch at DXC leaves former staff in employment limbo

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The company declined didn't have anyone left to comment.

Dark web souk AlphaBay outage: Users fear they've been scammed

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Total Inability To Supply Unusual Products?

Feelin' safe and snug on Linux while the Windows world burns? Stop that

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Re: OS Upgrades and Other Patches

@Aitor 1

Yes, you've read some article on how it's done but I can see you've never actually done it yourself because you don't know what the result is.

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"We talk about, say, RHEL 5 or CentOS 7, but each of these versions has sub-versions and they do fall out of support over time.... Now, there's a difference between applying patches for, say, version 6.2 and updating from 6.2 to 6.3: in-version patches will generally not affect applications, but minor version upgrades have a higher risk. "

I don't know about RHEL and derivatives but for Debian regular patching brings it up to the current version number. e.g:

cat /etc/debian_version

7.11

and yet it started out at 7.0.

TfL, WTH is my bus? London, UK, looks up from its mobile

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TITSUP

Total Inability To Satisfy Unhappy Pedestrians

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"Aren't printouts of the timetable displayed at bus stops?"

Yes. That gives you the theory. Actual bus users are more interested in the practice.

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Re: There, there children. Sorry your pacifier is b0rken.

These were a miracle of modern technology work of fiction.

European MPs push for right to repair rules

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Re: "... software should be easier to repair and update"

"Does this mean Windows 10 GPL?"

I think the implication of repairable means that it started out in a working state to which it can be returned after damage.

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Re: Related topic

"lots of the kids toys fail to work when NiMH are used as the voltage is slightly lower"

And it's not just kids' toys. A lot of other stuff also fails to work with NiMH.

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Re: I wouldn't worry too much

"Samsung et al won't be producing a "Brexit Special Edition" of the Galaxy S13 or whatever."

They might not make parts available. No problem, you say, just buy them from the net. But when those tariff walls go up..

RED ALERT! High-speed alien fugitives are invading our Milky Way

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"National Astronomy"

Isn't that a bit short-sighted?

Are my specs in this pocket?

Windows Insiders with SD cards turn into OneDrive outsiders

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Re: An insider build.

"So, technically, a beta, not a release copy?

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Methinks the insiders protest too much."

The purpose of a beta test is to get users to report bugs. Unless you're just pottering about you don't turn round and tell the bug reporters that that's what it's supposed to do.

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Re: Uninstall OneDrive

"They are for the company I work for and the company my partner works for. ... the small bubble that is the Reg"

ROFLMAO

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Re: Uninstall OneDrive

"what one of those gives you 5 installations of Office and 5TB of storage for less than a tenner a month?"

I think you missed the bit that said "represent far less risk and are less keen to lock client data into a proprietary vault".

Microsoft boasted it had rebuilt Skype 'from the ground up'. Instead, it should have buried it

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Re: "This new app is absolutely terrible"

"All I get is the option to remove it - that's not making it better, is it?"

Don't you have an Edit button alongside the reply?

ElReg comment interface can do strange things, however. I can reply to a post, retaining the title and get it rejected because the title's too long. And no, that isn't because a "Re:" has been added.

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Re: Market research

"Ford's faster horse shit."

I thought Microsoft had their own supply of faster horse shit.

Boffins' five eyes surprise: Bees correct colour for ambient light

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Re: More importantly...

"something she still believes in wholeheartedly, alongside fairy power and guardian spirits."

And the Guardian? Sorry, Grauniad.

PCs will get pricier and you're gonna like it, say Gartner market shamans

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Re: 1080p....

"until Microsoft can figure out display scaling."

Your use case isn't everyone's.

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Re: I call bollocks ...

"PCs are a mature market."

And increasing component prices won't help at all.

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Re: Screen sizes

"Then you get the webites that have gone totally do-lally with vertical whitespace"

Sadly, the bit about vertical whitespace is superfluous. Website designers will go doolally with any and all possible parameters.

Frustration indeed.

New work: Algorithms to give self-driving cars 'impulsive' human 'ethics'

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"When a car pulls out from a turning on your side of the road, for example, many people will instinctively swerve to avoid it, ignoring oncoming traffic with double the impact speed. "

Depending on the road the oncoming car has the possibility of swerving out the way.

What's quite possible, of course, is that the car pulling out will accelerate and catch them both. I've seen something like that except that it was the car that was pulling away from the lights accelerated towards a car that had, through no fault of the driver's, been stranded in the middle of a cross-roads.

Brit teen accused of running malware factory and helpdesk for crims

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I'm glad it's not just me. I put it down to horrible thin sans-serif fonts and my glasses needing cleaning.

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