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Forget the 'simulated universe', say boffins, no simulator could hit the required scale

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Re: What if it isn't a simulation but reality?

"It would basically refer to the fact that ... our universe is part of something much bigger, something not easily comprehensible."

I don't know about you but I find the universe itself not easily comprehensible let alone anything bigger.

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Re: "To model just a few hundred electrons needs a computer bigger than the universe"

e) If I (and this has to be expressed in 1st person terms) exist in a simulation then none of you, el Reg or anyone else exist except as inputs presented to me. That includes the papers you write which I'd have no way of verifying as I have no access to the observatories that don't exist. So if one were to consider oneself as living in a simulation one doesn't have to believe that everything an entire universe is being simulated all the time because nothing outside one's immediate experience needs to be simulated all the time; it can just be instantiated as needed.

Smart burglar alarms: Look who just tossed their hat into the ring ... It's, er, Ring

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Re: 'it's hard to know'

And if el Reg stopped reporting stuff then in 2 year times there wouldn't have been shocking revelations in the last 2 years. We might all think things had been cleaned up.

Mainframes are hip now! Compuware fires its dev environment into cloud

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Re: Solution is simple

Yup. There's nothing like offering serious money and this is nothing like offering serious money.

Ancient fat black holes created by belching Big Bang's dark matter

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Re: So...

"the hypothesis we're talking about depends so strongly upon something we can't prove to be true"

Or prove to be false?

It used to be the case that science proceeded by making empirically testable hypotheses and testing them, discarding the duds and retaining the not-yet-proven-to-be-duds. Now we seem to be proceeding by only hypothetically testing hypotheses.

It's the white one with a big ferric chloride stain.

Telco forgot to renew its web domain, broke deaf folks' video calls – now gets a $3m paddlin'

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Re: Here in the UK... off topic

"it is too difficult for police to solve most simple theft in modern cities."

Simple theft is apt to leave few clues. You stand more chance of getting the culprits when they do something stupid. That doesn't, however, mean that there shouldn't be a preliminary investigation otherwise the opportunities will be missed.

Tarmac for America's self-driving car future is being laid right now

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Re: Driving at less than the speed limit

"Not everyone needs to get from A to B in as short a time as possible ALL OF THE TIME."

But some of the people you're holding up need to get from A to Z and the accumulation of time spent behind those who don't means that they end up driving the latter part of their journey much more tired than they need to be.

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Re: Insurance-Lobbyists:

"no matter what data protection laws say"

Data protection? In the US?

IKEA flat-packs TaskRabbit to crack assembly code

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"I've assembled plenty of IKEA and random brand flatpack stuff, I've NEVER experienced missing holes."

It had all the right holes but not necessarily in the right order.

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"Are you positive it - or possibly the piece it joined up with - wasn't the wrong way up?"

No. Holes drilled in edges to take bolts. "Matching" holes to take cams drilled adjacent to opposite edge at other end of piece. Either the process missed out a 180° rotation or put an extra one in.

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No matter how many Taskers they have it wouldn't have made it any easier assembling the grand-kids desk. A component had half the holes drilled with the the component 180° out of alignment.

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Re: @ Prst. V.Jeltz

"Also missed a couple of full stops and Cap letters."

And an apostrophe.

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"If you ask me everyone should assemble their own furniture by law ... Same for other areas , like cooking , reading writing"

It would make eating out interesting. Presumably TV would just show the scripts - can't have actors and newsreaders doing the job for you. And book-buying....

Vibrating walls shafted servers at a time the SUN couldn't shine

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Re: Dockyard

"It took a heck of a lot to kill those DEC terminals."

And maybe other DEC kit. Back in the '80s of Big Bang London there was the story of DEC being asked by a non-customer if they could supply a copy of the OS. They asked what it was for. Someone had found a presumably surplus Micro-VAX tossed into a skip.

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"Oracle may have hosed out its hardware teams but still has this whopping PDF Reference Manual for the machines. What bruisers they were! Each needed a full rack all to itself"

That's what I call a reference manual.

Internet-wide security update put on hold over fears 60 million people would be kicked offline

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Re: The problem?

"I say just do it.

Then all the companies running DNS servers and not maintaining them will get an in-flood of angry customers some will leave and the company will learn it's lesson to not leave stale infrastructure out there."

Maybe a half-way house. Roll it out for a short period then roll back (they did have a roll back facility in their plans, didn't they? Then announce "Did you have a problem? If so you've got a month to fix it, then it's permanent."

At last, someone's taking Apple to task for, uh, not turning on iPhone FM radio chips

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"When wireless networks go down during a natural disaster, smartphones with activated FM chips can allow Americans to get vital access to life-saving information,"

So any other nationalities caught in the danger area don't get warnings?

Really, is it so hard to say "people"?

NatWest customer services: We're aware of security glitch

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Re: password specifications..

"the servers handling authentication are much less likely to have been compromised with malware"

OTOH if your device is compromised you lose control over your own passwords and, frankly, the bank isn't going to care about that. If the authentication server is compromised they lose control over everyone's passwords and. of course, the bank ... Yes, you can see why they're choosing such an insecure option.

Seriously, there are two aspects to risk. One is the probability that something will go wrong, the other is the scale of going wrong.

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Re: password specifications..

"Isn't it time there was a standard for this stuff?"

A standard? There are lots of standards. Just pick one.

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Re: Next time, screenshot it and post it on Twitter with a link to the story

"We can't be arsed to do our job properly unless you hang out your dirty laundry in public on Twitter" approach to customer service

AFAICS customer service was doing its job - it even escalated the problem, a step which seems to be unknown to many these days. The tech side -trying without success.. It's PR that needs to be hung out to dry.

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“in order to more thoroughly investigate"

OK, a split infinitive isn't actually reckoned to be ungramatical. Throwing in an adjective as well is just plain ugly.

OTOH I take it that "exceeding authority" is PR-speak for telling the truth.

Alleged dark web drug baron cuffed – after he flew to US for World Beard Championships

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"Interesting they didn't try and get the gendarmes to do this with a bit of help from Interpol?"

No promotions available for that although, to be fair, they might not have expected him to tote all the evidence around on a laptop for the gendarmes to find.

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Re: I believe the word we are all struggling to vocalise is ...

"surrender encryption keys at the *French* border on the way in"

He should have surrendered his on the way out.

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Re: I believe the word we are all struggling to vocalise is ...

What sort of idiot takes electronic devices themselves to the USA on a visit these days?

FTFY

Microsoft gives all staff a marked-up 'Employee Edition' of Satya Nadella's new book

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Re: I can reveal the chapter headings...

Surely all the chapters after 8 are numbered 10.

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Re: I hate when business try to turn into religions...

"Especially since you can't change a company culture with books or other silly initiatives."

Maybe you can, but not in the way intended. Revulsion isn't a useful addition to company culture.

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Re: And at the same time, not so Good

"it's pretty degrading, exposing them to the vacuous thoughts of the PHB in chief."

It was an on-stage version of this sort of rubbish that finally lead to a parting with my last permie employer.

El Reg is hiring an intern. Apply now before it closes

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Re: Want a remote one?

"Can you operate a Teasmaid?"

WHy are you teasing maids?

Dot-Amazon spat latest: Brazil tells ICANN to go fsck itself, only 'govts control the internet'

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Re: I wonder what Brazil's reaction would be if ...

"Libya made a claim for the .amazon TLD?"

Or Lycia? Given that the earliest written sources seem to be Greek maybe Greece should be given the deciding vote.

TalkTalk once told GCHQ: Cyberattack? We'd act fast – to get sport streams back up

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"the TalkTalk Data Controller"

Who?

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"it was important to add that TalkTalk was still a victim."

No. TalkTalk was a negligent custodian. The victims were the customers whose data was taken.

Dyson to build electric car that doesn't suck

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Re: Pass the popcorn

"Entering a globally highly competitive market with well established multi-national players in an environment where you are about to lose all your global trade deals, ironically due in part to your own lobbying."

He off-shored production some time ago. He doesn't need UK-global trade deals except for those which make imports from his factories cheaper. Brexit increases costs for such manufacturers who remain in the UK. Are you surprised he lobbied for Brexit?

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Re: The UK mostly powered by coal?

"Post 2020, what sane car maker will spend £5bn developing a new ICE car for European markets?"

Unless something drastic happens to the range/charge time ration, anyone who wants to sell a car to customers who want to travel more than a few tens of miles at a time.

And if ICEs are totally banned (including ICE/electric hybrids) then the govt will have finally achieved the goal it's had for years: limiting the freedom of movement that the car brought to the masses.

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Re: Popcorn

"Look under the bonnet of your car, remove everything and put back a single computer to control a single electric motor, and perhaps some aircon rads and a fan. Of course brakes and steering are still required"

You've left in the entire transmission. You might want to take that out and replace it with a motor at each wheel. You also have to think about regenerative breaking and how to recover power back into the battery, otherwise you're going to have a very short-range car. The aircon rads aren't going to be much use because you've removed the aircon pump which is driven by the engine.

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Re: The UK mostly powered by coal?

Yes, we need additional capacity if we have a fully electric transport network, but that’s not going to happen anything like overnight and can could be planned well in advance.

FTFY

Whether it will be planned well in advance is another matter. The usual HMG response to this has been "Ooh, expensive. Maybe later".

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Re: I'd trust the build quality

"after Brexit we'll need to actually build stuff when the banks head to Paris."

Don't look to Dyson for help with that.

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Re: Popcorn

"Nothing wrong with this"

Unless, of course, you're looking for a job in UK manufacturing.

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Re: Popcorn

"It will be interesting to watch Mr Leave Business Poster Child trying to sort out his supply chain to build anything that size and/or complexity. "

Given that he doesn't build his existing products in the UK or elsewhere in the EU I doubt he'll build this one here either. The mess that he leaves for UK manufacturers won't affect him.

Alibaba beats Google for IaaS market share, with IBM out of sight

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"Gartner's first ever attempt at calculating market share in the field."

Remind me again, who do they rank as the world's best security consultants?

Welcome to the future: Bluetooth jackets you can only wash 10 times. Gee, thanks, Google

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Project Jacquard

Back to punched cards.

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Re: you should never wash a pair of jeans

"it is the job of Sir's valet to deal with the washing of Sir's jeans"

Sir's valet is only the middle man. The washing is done by Sir's laundry staff.

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Re: "now can someone show me the problem?"

Marketeers don't think they have enough of your money.

FTFY

Small businesses: GDPR affects you, too

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Re: Backups

These questions have been posed in the comments of just about every GDPR article.

As regards backup, there is wording about technical feasibility (this is an off the top of the head rely so you'll have to go and check it if you want the exact words). The upshot of this would appear to be, no, if it;s not feasible you don't have to go and edit your backups. OTOH, if you were to restore one of those backups you'd need to have a means of re-doing the deletes that happened between the taking and restoring of the backup.

There's also wording about not having to remove data relevant to performance of transactions. So you'd be able to justify holding onto warranty data until the expiry of the warranty.

But as with any legislation, the ultimate way to decide what to do is to read it to find out how it affects yourself.

Deloitte is a sitting duck: Key systems with RDP open, VPN and proxy 'login details leaked'

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"consulting companies are not always practicing what they're preaching."

OTOH in such a field the you should expect to be judged by the way you run your own business. If that isn't very good why should you expect anyone else to buy your services. In fact, you're no better than all those would-be SEO specialists who write from gmail addresses and don't seem to have a domain name that should logically appear on first page in Google if one were to search for "first page in Google".

DataCore tech cranks wheezing SQL Servers to ridiculous speeds

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Re: Super fast response times

"agmax works for DataCore"

Thanks, but I'd already worked that out.

Equifax CEO falls on his sword weeks after credit biz admits mega-breach

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Re: Not going to receive his bonus

"How would you feel if low income workers who were fired for incompetence or misconduct had to give back several years of historic pay?"

They're not going to be the ones making company policy or overseeing company policy being carried out. The reason CxOs are paid a lot of money is that they carry responsibility. If they fail to discharge that properly that over a long period why shouldn't some of that money be clawed back?

Docs ran a simulation of what would happen if really nasty malware hit a city's hospitals. RIP :(

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"Because we could never do elevators/HVAC/refridgeration without computers?"

And nobody ever put the HVAC on the same network as the business and nobody ever let the maintenance company have access to the HVAC and nobody ever got pwned because of such a set-up. Of course not.

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Re: I was buying a new vacuum cleaner last week

If it was made by Microsoft, you can be certain it won't will suck.

FTFY

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"having monitoring of the conditions would be useful"

Every freezer I've had monitors itself. If the temperature rises above a limit it sounds an alarm. If a fridge or freezer isn't located where the alarm wouldn't be heard it's not beyond the wit of man to run a bit of twin core to sound the alarm somewhere where it would be. It doesn't need to be connected to the internet; that's just needless - and dangerous - shiny for the sake of shiny.

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Re: Take results with a pinch of salt

"Things have to be done RIGHT NOW because hospitals are vulnerable"

Let's look at that a little more carefully.

What has to be done right now?

I'd say the first thing that has to be done is to find out what has to be done (yes I did spend time living in Ireland ;).

The medics have a term for this, it was used in the article: triage.

Some things can be done quickly but everything can't be done at once because you always have a finite number of people to do it and things have to be done in order: if you think the network needs to be rearranged so as to isolate the more vulnerable equipment then that has to be planned, otherwise you may accidentally fail to do so by missing out on some bridge or you may separate a piece of equipment from other systems it needs to work with. Then you may need to buy more kit which has a lead time.

You can start doing things right now (Starting telling TPTB you're going to need to budget time and money is one). You will actually be able to finish doing very little right now.

Above all you need to avoid the politician's syllogism: something needs to be done, this is something therefore it must be done.

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