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Leaky-by-design location services show outsourced security won't ever work

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"This is a problem of design, or rather, a lack of design thinking with respect to the security and privacy of the individual."

The real problem here isn't the design. That's simply meeting the requirement. The problem is the individual users who choose to make public so many details of their lives and the requirement is to fulfil that choice. Or maybe the problem is the vendors who sell them on the idea.

Cortana, please finish my sentences in Skype texts for me

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Flush with opportunitutes.

"access your texts and location she'll suggest appropriate responses"

Hi, I can't answer you right now, I'm on the bog. Leave a message and I'll get back to you

Ideal those occasions, long a go, when I did palaeoecological field work in Ireland.

Australia launches critical infrastructure security reforms

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Re: Started off sounding good, BUT....

"Maybe knowing which companies are subcontracted to work at These places could be useful (but even that seems a bit of a stretch). But knowing who has Access."

The thought does occur to me that, just possibly, access, in this context, might mean companies subcontracted to work there and in particular, outsourcers. Wouldn't that be a more practical interpretation as well as being essential to the plan of holding those with control responsible for security?

Calm down, Elon. Deep learning won't make AI generally intelligent

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Re: I can still prove mathematically that we cannot...

"Reproduction is not copying yourself."

What's this self that you'd be copying? Yourself today may look very much like yourself of yesterday or even of a few moments ago. But yourself is a dynamic object.

However still you may try to stay your heart pumps, blood circulates, sugars are broken down into simpler organic acids, oxidised, electrons pumped, adenosine phosphorylated, transported and dephosphorylated, your ribs and diaphragm move to pump air in and out of your lungs and that's only the basic respiration providing energy to the rest.

Over the slightly longer term hair grows slightly from day to day and gets lost :( skin grows and flakes of it are also lost. Internally cells die and their remnants scavenged to form new cells. Food is taken in, digested, used and waste excreted.

Germane to this thread, pulses pass through the nervous system.

You're not a static object that can be copied. Come to that, neither is something as apparently simple as a glass of water - an ice cube, maybe and the glass but a mass of fluid, no.

Nevertheless, living organisms have been reproducing new instances of these complex arrangements for a very long time now. We may not be able to characterise such chaotic entities in complete detail but, like every other species, we can reproduce without the need to of such characterisation.

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ISTM that Musk's problem is that he needs the level of AI he finds frightening otherwise his self-driving cars aren't going to happen.

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Re: I can still prove mathematically that we cannot...

"Copy ourselves."

Biologist here. The word you were looking for is "reproduction".

Ghost in Musk's machines: Software bugs' autonomous joy ride

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"They are used in many life critical industries"

Even so, are they used in a situation even an order of magnitude less complex than an autonomous vehicle can encounter.

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Re: I have the solution

" based on the contents of their commentary, never make programming blunders, are expert at all kinds of programming, and have a flawless knowledge of business execution as well."

On the contrary, we're well acquainted with what can go wrong. That's why at least some of us hope not to ever find our lives entrusted to autonomous road vehicles.

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Re: Software testing is the key to knowing whether it works or not

"There is such a thing as test-driven development, where you write a test, before you even write any code to make the program pass this test. And of course, all of these tests stay in the program, so that every time you make a change in the program, then you run these tests again to make sure that you haven't broken anything that was working before."

It's a solution to Brooks' definition problem: is the product defined by the document or an actual example? It can be defined by the tests instead. Brooks' example which posed the problem was the first shipped model of the 360 which left undocumented data in registers after an operation, developers started writing code that used that data so that future models had to behave in the same way; that wasn't intended. If the tests define the product then what the test says happens has to happen but anything the test doesn't cover has to be taken as undefined.

Which brings us to the problem of test-driven development for critical stuff: how do you know the set of tests is complete and correct?

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"People are not hiring from among the ranks of the airline safety industry."

Of course not. They'd just fire them for being "unhelpful", "obstructive" or whatever other term comes to hand* when the techies point out the gap between company policy and reality.

*"Sneering" is just the latest.

How many times can Microsoft kill Mobile?

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Re: I disagree.

"a proper "Driving mode" baked in from scratch which understood that if you are driving, you should be having calls and SMS go to voicemail or be autoreplied to."

Any phone can have this. It's called an off switch.

Fending off cyber attacks as important as combatting terrorism, says new GCHQ chief

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"attacks needing a national response in the last year, as previously reported. This included the WannaCry"

A national response? Maybe in terms of clean-up but it wasn't GCHQ who stopped it.

German Firefox users to test recommendation engine 'a bit like thought-reading'

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"Shame they didn't learn that lesson and just started stuffing Firefox with unnecessary features instead."

You mean the product that became Seamonkey. That's my preferred option - all the bits I want in one box. I just keep Firefox around for the occasional job when I need a site that doesn't work with everything firmly bolted down in the way I have Seamonkey set up. And there are very few that pass the "need" threshold.

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IME the best approach for recommendations would be to take whatever the current algorithm decides to recommend and give it a strong negative weight so it gets removed from sight.

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"Vote in the poll or hit the comments"

Why not both?

Support team discovers 'official' vendor paper doesn't rob you blind

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Re: The story is ...

<e."It would have taken me about 30 seconds to figure out how to get big discounts on stuff from that store. Print my own bar-code labels!"

Which is exactly what happened and resulted in a number of prosecutions for fraud.</em>

I can vaguely remember, back in the days when price labels were human readable and the checkout operator had to key them in, being presented with a case of alleged attempted fraud. IIRC it was alleged a store detective had observed a customer trying to pick the top label off a can with multiple labels, presumably on the basis that the price had been marked up and the first label would have been cheaper. Carefully peeling off the top label I found the original price was higher. I never got called to court on that one.

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Re: You say .. I say ..

"You bought that upon yourself."

Brought?

Missed one out: lough.

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Re: As the old, old saying goes...

"then what do you use for a PHB that is rapidly killing the company ?"

Duct tape would be fine. It just takes more work than carpet.

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Re: Common English words with very different meanings.....

"It is correctly pronounced "rowter"."

How do you pronounce "route". If you pronounce it "rowt" I can see how you got to your rowter pronunciation but we've had routes in the UK way before the router was invented to allocate them.

Is that a bulge in your pocket or... do you have an iPhone 8+? Apple's batteries look swell

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Re: Must be a component issue.

"It's an extremely difficult and complicated subject and Tim Cook can no longer give all his attention to it, as he has other jobs."

One of those ought to have been succession planning for his previous job.

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Re: Must be a component issue.

"you normally no longer look inside the component."

But as you then go on to say it might be a good idea to check. It's the job of QA to keep a tight reign on the quality of components being used. It can't be an easy job if your company doesn't assemble the final product nor, I suppose do Apple route all supplies to the assemblers via themselves. The umpteen things that can go wrong in such a situation mean that they really need to put the effort into managing their supply chain.

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Re: Must be a component issue.

"I suspect the batteries may come from an outfit that delivered good batteries when they were asked to supply a small number for development and QA, but immediately started cutting corners once they had the big order in."

You may well be right but wasn't Tim Cook supposed to have been a supply chain specialist before he was elevated? This is the sort of thing such a specialist should be in control of.

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"Samsung owners in the Sammy ads. Particularly this one: [Redacted]"

Life's too short to spend it watching ads.

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Re: Obligatory

" I have a passionate dislike of imbalance and unfairness - towards anybody, and anything."

So does el Reg. Everything gets slagged off. That's balanced and fair.

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Re: Jesus phones

"Their marketing department on the other hand"

I think I can work out what they turn wine into after they drink it.

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Re: Wrong Swelling

"They may or may not be running. You do not need to shut down apps."

Not being able to is not the same as not needing to.

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People keep saying Apple copies others. Is this what they mean?

Microsoft silently fixes security holes in Windows 10 – dumps Win 7, 8 out in the cold

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Re: Gnome for Windows

"The Windows architecture is fully modular with a hybrid microkernel. Much more modular and amenable to that type of change that most other OS options"

So why didn't they take advantage of it at W8 time, TIFKAM for mobiles and keep the W7 interface for desktops?

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Re: Blast from the past

" there's those who apparently still need to browse the internet with Windows because they have some industrial machine attached to their computer."

And those who have to have Windows because they play games.

You're right, nothing changes.

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Re: People in glass houses.....

"Microsoft made it free and simple to upgrade"

The difficult bit seems to have been preventing it from "upgrading". Many users considered it a downgrade.

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Re: Upgrades are not always improvements.

"I sometimes wonder if a really secure system will appear, written from the ground up"

From the ground up would be essential. Then there's the question of putting convenience secondary to security. It would be a hard sell without a few major disasters to existing OSs to help it on its way. It would also be a good idea to think in terms of a pair of complementary systems for client and server functions so that neither carries unwanted baggage from the other.

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Re: Not an Apple fan at all but...

"Make the jump and give MacOS a fair chance"

Apple's pricing doesn't give make provision for fair chances.

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Re: re: I still can't figure out why THIS person *FELT* that 2D FLATSO TIFKAM...

From Wikipedia:"Julie Larson-Green (born 1962) is the Chief Experience Officer (CXO) of the Office Experience Organization at Microsoft,[1] where she has worked since 1993."

"Experience" is one of those warning words. Finding it twice in the same, introductory sentence simply underwrites just how bad things she can make things.

Having said that I've recently been looking at KDE 5. It's almost as bad with endless widget styles with the same flat button look and themes with squiggles for icons. With any look the nadir may be reached if someone introduces a Big Jules theme leaving all the buttons and icons blank* and then things can start improving.

*PCLinuxOS has almost achieved this, the default window buttons are simply coloured spots which only display an icon on mouse-over.

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Re: If they cared about security at all

"And if they cared about security AND gaming at the same time?"

Life's a bitch.

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Re: Windows 7, 8, 10? I'll take 9, please.

"Upgrades are not always improvements."

Quite so. That's a good reason to stick with LTS systems as far as possible. It reduces the number of occasions you have to spend time chasing after someone's failure to maintain backwards compatibility. Bleeding edge distros are fine if you want to play with them. If you want to get stuff done use an LTS for as long as possible.

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Read what I wrote again.

We did. You said "trust me". In this post you in effect said "trust someone else saying the same thing": See page 7 in https://jon.oberheide.org/files/source10-linuxkernel-jonoberheide.pdf for one of many mentions of this phenomenon

Still no examples.

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"Because it's free?"

As in speech. Those who are running RHEL as a server OS certainly aren't using it because it's free as in beer.

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"Speaking personally and using Debian, by the time I read about it on el reg it has already been updated."

And that's also my experience.

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"This gets really, really bad when you consider that a lot of distros keep the kernel version stable and just backport security fixes."

If I use version N of the kernel because it supports my hardware and has the features I need why would I want more than security update providing those come at regular intervals? I'm old enough to remember that upgrades all to often means breakage and have no intention of having to keep fixing things because someone somewhere couldn't be arsed to pay attention to backward compatibility. That's why I like Long Term Support versions.

So here's Debian 7, not at LTS (staying pre-systemd) and the current version is Debian 9 (equivalent to 10 in Microsoft numbering ;). What's the kernel number and what's the date the last version arrived? 3.2 and just over 2 weeks ago on 20th of September.

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Re: Perhaps money will talk louder:

"Microsoft is one of the US government's pet corporations."

Other governments are available.

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Re: Perhaps money will talk louder:

"They have over 2 decades worth of experiences of dodging that one. That's why they have these exabyte-sized conditions you have to agree to."

Whether these EULAs are worth the paper they're not written on depends on your jurisdiction and status (consumer vs professional).

In current affairs news: Teen boffin with lots of potential crafts electric honeycombs out of oil

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Re: Mpemba

I'd always assumed it was simply due to the unheated water containing more dissolved air and hence having its freezing point slightly lower due to the solute effect.

How bad can the new spying legislation be? Exhibit 1: it's called the USA Liberty Act

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Re: Getting rid of the difficult bit in the title

"Except that the real ones are neither sympathetic nor funny."

Of course not. But in the midst of the humour of YM there is solid guidance to help understand what you're up against. It should be part of the National Curriculum.

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Getting rid of the difficult bit in the title

Remember, folks, Yes Minister is your guide to administrations everywhere.

It's 4PM on Friday, almost time to log off and, oh look, Disqus says it's been hacked

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Re: they disclosed but ?

"have not informed users and have provided no information beyond acknowledgment"

From TFA: after spending the day notifying users of the hack

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Re: No loss

Generally speaking, when I see the little Disqus logo on a site's comment section, I think I will have fewer issues than if I try to use the site's own comment system to enable Javascript.

FTFY

And no, I won't.

Leicestershire teen admits attempting to hack director of the CIA

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Re: causing risk of serious damage to human welfare/national security

Rest assured, the government is undoubtedly mad as a box of frogs so maybe the spell worked.

Online criminal records checks to take a punt on troubled Verify system

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"One problem is that the identity providers, mainly Experian at this point, fail to recognise anyone without a digital footprint "

Experian was involved in this role in the original CRB checking system about 15 years ago.

Russia, America dig into tug-of-war over Bitcoin laundering suspect

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Re: I bet he’s FSB

"Why else would the Russians be so desperate to get him back?"

For the $4b?

Beach, please... Billionaire VC finally opens way to waves

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Re: B E A C H P A R T Y ! ! ! !

Try to remember, this Khosla dude will be just as upset at a lone jogger on "his" beach at sunset as he would a major twelve-dozen keg barn burner with The Who's sound system cranking multi-genre, multi-decade rock&roll for three days

Not saying you're wrong but it sounds like a statement that could be tested.

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