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US PC shipments hit the buffers as Trump’s tariffs take their toll

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Re: "fueled by Windows 11 transition and the need to replace an ageing installed base"

"The next steps are more tricky, though. Installing involves dual boot, or careful work with disks and partitions, and that gets fiddly to explain. People tend not to have backups of their documents."

What's needed here is an installer that recognises the Windows partition, shrinks it to make space for the installation and then links the directory with the user's documents into the home directory of the Linux user's home directory.

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In such a situation what is the percentage of turnout? What portion of 100% - that would have voted otherwise and held the opinion that "my vote doesn't count"? If that portion had voted what would the outcome have been?

There's only one situation where your vote doesn't count. It's not casting it in the first place.

It's trivially easy to poison LLMs into spitting out gibberish, says Anthropic

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Re: This seems both obvious and not exactly harmful...

Suitable trigger words include and, the, is, & with

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Re: Ooohhhh

sudo rm -rf /

Client defended engineer after oil baron-turned tech support entrepreneur lied about dodgy dealings

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Re: Fairly Minor but...

If it's a bill it's not your money, it's the creditor's.

Discord says 70,000 photo IDs compromised in customer service breach

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It needs to be instil in businesses from the board down and governments from the head of government down that personal data is toxic. If you don't really need it then it's toxic waste. If it has to be handled at all then handle it as carefully as you'd handle a strongly radioactive biohazard.

But how to achieve that?

Brits warned as illegal robo-callers with offshored call centers fined half a million

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Re: Ongoing. Bastards.

"Partly it's to get buy-in from both - and so you can see who's got objections and try to persuade them."

I suspect it's so that they can get the easier to persuade on their side and then gang up on the hold out.

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Re: Ongoing. Bastards.

Unfortunately that wouldn't work with something strictly address based - like smart meters.

Clearview AI sees red as UK tribunal sides with regulator over $10M GDPR fine

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Doubling up the fine every time it loses at appeal would be a good idea.

Meta will move React to Linux Foundation to address vendor dominance fears

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Perhaps stacking all these under the Linux Foundation's wing is blurring its identity. If we need to have some overarching foundation perhaps we need a new one. Call it something like the FOSS Foundation.

Humans flunk the Turing test for voices as bots get chattier

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A friend of my wife's died of motor neurone disease some time back. By the time she was diagnosed her speech was already becoming slurred. Such a development would have been very useful to her although it might have been necessary to remove the slurring on the training material.

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I've certainly had email exchanges with a help desk which would have failed the Turing test.

Teens arrested in London preschool ransomware attack

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Re: Not both 17

If the Grauniad got it wrong I'd expect them to say they were 71.

Brits sitting on £1.6B gold mine of Windows 10 junk as support ends

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There used to be a principle "Polluter pays". Perhaps any vendor who deliberately turns a device to potential landfill by making it obsolete or, even worse, bricks it by turning off a server that supports it remotely, should be required to (a) compensate the owner for residual value which it would have had were it not abandoned and (b) recycling costs.

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Re: Literally Win-Win resolution

Or just install Linux and use it yourself. Otherwise you reward Microsoft by buying a W11 licence with H/W attached which was their objective in the first place.

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Re: New cottage industry?

I can imagine stuff going through a 1mm sieve would include some which were recognizably copper, at least, tinned copper. But given that the precious metals are going to be thin coatings they're still going to be a small enough proportion of whatever they're on to make it easy to sort from stuff that doesn't have any.

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Re: More like half of that £1.6bn

Yup. O the figures given 80% will go to landfill - only 20% is recoverable.

Texas senators cry foul over Smithsonian's pricey Space Shuttle shuffle

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Private contractor? Lowball estimate, let the extras provide the final bill.

Amazon turns James Bond into the Man Without the Golden Gun

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It was bad enough when they started putting snowflake warnings before the Rumpole reruns.

Techie found an error message so rude the CEO of IBM apologized for it

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Re: Another one

Those not as clever as they think they are sometimes decide the more stylish way of doing this it to use an animated GIF.

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Re: Birthday message

All marketing reports should be taken with a pinch of salt.

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I don't think it minds if strings are null terminated or not. IME it just prints out any sequences of printable characters greater than some minimum length.

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Re: "You can't be here. Reality has broken if you see this"

Your message should have said "Reality has won".

Hacked Ford screens put anti-RTO slogan above CEO’s face

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Re: When you work for the man, you work for the man

(a) Note that nowhere did I say that I expected to be paid to travel. What I said was that the travel necessitated by commuting was equivalent to two full days work and that it was unpaid.

(b) We have structured our society in such a way that most corporate jobs are in conurbations so large that they typically need catchment areas of at least a thousand square miles to house the workers. This is an unbelievably stupid situation and, at least in the UK, it didn't happen by accident. It was planned. Post-war planning looked in horror at the C19th housing huddled around c19th factories which were often polluting and decided that mass transport and the motor car could enable living spaces and work spaces to be separated without asking how it would scale.

(c) I would have not have needed to engage a plumber I wouldn't have engaged one from central London. Plumbers work locally. Is that the best you can do?

(d) Eventually I did form my own company.

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Re: When you work for the man, you work for the man

"They were completely unaware of the frustration of their team members who could never get status updates, never knew where their project was going or whether it was on track."

The implication there is that there was no common place where the product was checked in and visible to all. That is a management failure in setting up remote working in the first place.

Look at how FOSS projects work. Many of the participants there are your 'classic "on the spectrum"' people. They share a common version control system and often have a maintainer to whom work is passed to check in.

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Re: When you work for the man, you work for the man

There are no doubt other reports showing the opposite as well. Statistical reports in economics and social sciences can produce whatever outcome is desired. The big issue for me is that with large-scale commuting we have put ourselves into a situation which is unsustainable and morally and irresponsibly wrong.

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Re: When you work for the man, you work for the man

"bums-on-office-seats becomes an important KPI"

And, of course, measuring inputs rather than outputs is not really a KPI at all. It is SOP in government. Ministers will loudly declare how much they're spending on this or that matter of concern but seldom have anything to say about results.

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Re: When you work for the man, you work for the man

"Lots of staff usually means numerous people know how to connect to conference monitors. Such information may well be published somewhere for staff to use."

So the hack is a consequence of the collaboration, communication and cross-pollination etc. of working in the Office.

Ford management should be pleased with this evidence that it's all going so well.

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Re: When you work for the man, you work for the man

I doubt that the occasional quick word - and, yes, I understand that from experience - is sufficient to to compensate for the losses of a badly organised open plan office. And that's before the entirely unnecessary not very quick words from a PM who has nothing better to do than wander up to break one's concentration, entirely, of course, lacking the awareness of that concentration or of the damage done.

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Re: When you work for the man, you work for the man

I'd guess your employee who "disappeared" for a while while based at home might be as adept at not working whilst in the office.

"It seems there are a lot of entitled people around. They expect to be paid, but don't want to go to the office."

Let's dispose of the first bit; I'm long retired . I retired before working from home became a regular possibility. Some of that work was in laboratories so working at home would have been a non-starter. I have no direct interest in this.

But I spent a good deal of my working life commuting. I know the time wasted. The time I spent commuting from High Wycombe into London was equivalent to two full working days a week - for which I was NOT paid. I was not alone. I was in trains crowded - overcrowded - with others in the same uncomfortable predicament. Looking out the the windows I could see roads crowded with cars also taking commuters into work. It was a gross and unnecessary waste of huge portions of human lives and of physical resources. A society which has got itself into that situation needs to stop and think very hard about how to get out of it; it has a responsibility to itself and to the rest of humanity and the planet to do that.

I grew up in an industrial Pennine village when the mills were still working. Most people worked in the mills and there was a mill within walking distance of most people's homes, the exceptions being those living in the remoter farms who were probably not working in the mills in any case. It was a more humane way of life than commuting. Now we have the double whammy of the mills having almost entirely closed, so less work within walking distance and they have been treated as brownfield sites for housing so more people than previously now having to commute. It would have been quite feasible to have converted those mills to alternative forms of working. Put offices in them or whatever.

If companies want staff in offices disperse the offices into smaller units where people live. I return frequently to my daughter's experience - working for a company which is entirely based on remote working. It is feasible. We know from the experience of Covid that it is feasible for a good many jobs - not all but a good many. I repeat again, I have no personal sense of entitlement in this, just a sense from experience and observation that we have organised society very badly to have it depend on unnecessary commuting into huge conurbations to do work that could be dispersed. The entitled ones are those who demand that it be done this way.

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Re: When you work for the man, you work for the man

"Have you ever actually been in an office with lots of staff?"

Yes, indeed. There was the desk reorganisation where a group with a very noisy dot-matrix printer was relocated right behind me.

And the time that some one very important in the business came on a visit say the portionless call centre and pronounced it good so all the desks in IT had their partitions and the shelves they supported removed over the weekend. My row of reference manuals which had been within arm's reach ended up permanently on a windowsill some distance away.

The people who come up with this garbage don't actually do any work in the sort of offices they want to see the people in. If they're in the building they have a private office and probably a good deal of time is spent meeting people away from the company's office. Not that there's anything wrong with either of those situations but it does mean that they don't have the experience of trying to work in the circumstances that they think are so productive.

Big money is nervous about AI hype, but not ready to call it a bubble

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This is what worries me.

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Re: dot com crash

Large amounts of money have already gone into it and people are queuing up to shove in more. Unless the ventures start to turn profits commensurate with all that money it will be lost. We're already at a point where the required returns appear infeasible without it enabling some huge economic advance that's within the capabilities of the planet's resources to sustain. Historically technological advances accompanies by investment booms have stimulated economic growth but (a) investors have still lost money (George Hudson's investors in railways for example) (b) it remains to be seen whether economic growth on the scale required is sustainable. (c) It remains to be seen if there are any economic advances at all to come out of this.

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"We're doomed."

Those betting on that stuff are doomed.

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Re: It's like heating a pressure cooker beyond its design temperature

It's getting to the scale of worrying what it takes with it. Is Oracle too big to fail? Or Microsoft? The H/W manufacturers should probably be OK if their credit control stays in control.

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Re: Is it a floater?

Probably in the way the headline writer had in mind.

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"not yet sounding the alarm, but was careful to add a note of caution."

Such financial commentators are probably realising they're treading a tightrope.by now. An over-strong remark could start the whole thing collapsing and they won't want to be named as the one responsible. On the other hand they could risk getting sued with recommending something they should have known was going to collapse causing some punter to get burnt.

India's tech talent pipeline is sputtering

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Put Social Engineering on the syllabus. That seems to be a skill that's on the rise.

Bezos plan for solar powered datacenters is out of this world… literally

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Re: Bezos can put every cent he has in this

I'd guess he's thinking about pre-assembled modules that can be linked together simply enough for a robot to do the job and even remove, eject and replace faulty ones. What happens when the robot's processor encounters a bit of stray solar or cosmic radiation is a different matter. But the logistics take second place to the inanity of expecting to get rid of heat on a gigawatt scale.

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Why?

Does he have a use case that cannot be met at less cost terrestrially or is he just a billionaire whose wealth has insulated him from reality?

'Retired' cybercrime group demands ransom not to leak 1B Salesforce records

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""Yes it does have something to do with recent arrests"

Maybe the ones who got arrested had control of all the crypto wallets. It would certainly be worth while having the investigators considering that possibility.

Energy drink company punished ERP graybeard for going too fast

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Re: A company that won't survive

"a UK telecoms company sacked its team of cheap-but-useless Indian software developers"

Managers liking the sound of their own voices certainly rings true but sacking a team of cheap-but-useless Indians without replacing them with cheaper and more useless just goes to show what strange things happened during Covid.

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That's easy. It's so that someone could be more important than the project.

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People occupying the higher reaches or hierarchical organisations are guaranteed to have one good talent: climbing hierarchical organisations. Anything else, such as being good at the job, is strictly optional.

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"Someone from management would at least say goodbye"

One of a client's salesmen (desk at the opposite end of the open plan office) asked me for a report from the system. An hour or so later I'd got it ready and went over to his desk with it. He wasn't there. I was told "he no longer works here." I suppose somebody in management said goodbye.

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Don't get mad, get even.

Startups binge on AI while big firms sip cautiously, study shows

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From reports here there's a third category: bigger companies using AI as an excuse for redundancies getting rid of staff who can't use it.

Pentagon decrees warfighters don't need 'frequent' cybersecurity training

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Re: The actual point gets buried in a tide of anti-republican bullshit

"What this is about is reducing the time infantry/artillery/armour troops need to spend on unrelated stuff so they can increase training time in their core competencies."

Quite true. There's no point worrying about the boots on the ground blabbing about their little bit of the battle when Hegseth is busy texting the entire battle plan to whoever wants to know

College student went on a destructive rampage, then confessed to ChatGPT, cops say

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It should earn him a conditional discharge.

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Re: How long?

It might not have proved AI is smarted than humans but it does prove some humans aren't as smart as AI.

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