* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Flaws in web-connected, radiation-monitoring kit? What could go wrong?

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"Worse yet, the device communicates via cleartext, so attackers would be able to falsify readings, disable alarms, or perform any other originally supported operation."

This gains it the highest approval rating from both our house-trained Home Secs (I'm counting the one currently installed in number 10).

London cops bust fake Cisco hardware chain

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"But we all know that equipment produced in the same factory by the same people won't be of the same standard as the stuff that is official."

Maybe it won't have the NSA back doors installed.

Microsoft: Get in, IT nerds, you're now using Insider builds and twice-annual Windows rollouts

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@Jonathan 27

Back in the '80s when we first used RCS I checked after a few months & discovered we'd been releasing changes on average of every 2 weeks for our in-house application system so I'm not impressed by your idea of every 2 months as continuous release*. This was for adding functionality for business reasons (mostly requests from the beancounters which was handy because it kept them from complaining that we were a cost centre). OTOH we did expect a much slower rate of churn on the underlying platform, OS & RDBMS.

*We also had the same team as developers, DBAdmin & Unix Admin so I'm not impressed with the idea of DevOps as the latest shiny. Everything old is new again.

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Re: Oh god.

Common sense would dictate that when an update downloads, it detects whether or not the device it's on can run on batteries asks for permission to apply the updates.

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Re: Did anyone else read that line as:

No, I was too busy wondering where "rough" should really have been placed.

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Re: Still not 'buying' it

"I have a new laptop coming with Windows 10 on the HDD."

PC Specialist will sell you a laptop without Windows of any variety.

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Re: What's the problem?

"before the s/w hits desktops."

Typo?

Pre-order your early-bird pre-sale product today! (Oh did we mention the shipping date has slipped AGAIN?)

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Grow your own Unicorn

I saw the above at my local Morrison's pop-up garden centre (an otherwise vacant bit of paving they monetise during the summer). It turned out to be genuine. It's a variety of pepper.

Sysadmin jeered in staff cafeteria as he climbed ladder to fix PC

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"I dont know how fancy switches were in those days"

If you were replying to Richard 26 I guess you didn't realise the import of "flat thinwire". No switches - everything shares the same medium.

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Re: So ...

El Reg's resident bastion of truth, restraint and modesty BOFH.

Ransomware scum straighten ties, invest in good customer service

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If they need to make all these efforts they might as well work for a living. They might end up with the ransomware being the front for a call centre business.

Hackers can turn web-connected car washes into horrible death traps

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Re: "We controlled all..machinery inside the car wash and could shut down the safety systems,”"

"Monitor status of safety systems, yes. Change them remotely, no."

Basic rule: just because you can do something doesn't mean it's a good idea. And the converse also applies: just because it's not a good idea it doesn't mean you can't do it.

Flash... Nu-uh! Tech folk champing at the bit to switch off life support

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"alternatively there is always the Met Office site."

And its demand to enable a stupid number of javascript sites. This is supposed to be better?

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If only the Beeb would stop using Flash on www.bbc.co.uk/weather I think I'd be able to ditch it completely.

Strong and stable, my arse. UK wobbles when coping with ransomware

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"I'd also get rid of whichever idiot is clicking on links in dodgy emails but it's probably the CEO."

That's probably why so many don't know where it's coming from. They actually do know but saying so would be career limiting.

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"In the UK, almost 20 per cent of businesses have little or no confidence they could stop ransomware" but "35.4 per cent not knowing where it came from".

So at least 15.4% didn't know where it came from but nevertheless have more than a little confidence they could stop it.

Disgraced Entatech founder Jason Tsai tossed in the clink for contempt of court

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"6 months extra in clinky"

That's just for taking the piss and to let him know he's not being believed. I'm sure if the cash isn't recovered there'll be a good deal more time in chokey. Getting on the wrong side of the judge isn't a good idea.

OnePlus cash equals 5: Rebel flagship joins upmarket Android crew

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"During the review period, I received several OTA updates from OnePlus – a sign of attentiveness."

Fairly meaningless unless we know how long the review period was. If OTA updates come in quick succession it could be less attentiveness and more "ship now, finish later".

Meg Whitman OUT at HP ...Inc

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Re: Maybe she'll do for Uber

"I remember a time when HP test gear was comparable to tektronix."

That sells HP short. HP of old made a lot more than test gear. I don't recall Tektronix making spectrophotometers, for instance.

All of which goes to show that the wrecking of HP was even worse than you thought.

Firefox doesn't need to be No 1 – and that's OK, 'cos it's falling off a cliff

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Re: Probably more to do with attitude

" we are the best programmers and therefore we know best. Nothing you old people know is relevant to us anymore." From the comments it looks like they have continued on with their cavalier attitude.

That attitude is reminiscent of something else that keeps cropping up here. Maybe someone else needs to reflect on the reasons for Firefox's decline.

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Re: I still use IE6. Nothing else comes close.

Please accept an upvote for your skilful use of satire.

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Re: Google - It is getting worse for us

"Remember that outside of IT a large percentage of the population works in retail, marketing, or sales, and even tradespeople are generally aware that their own employers and their own jobs depend on advertising."

I think we're into irregular verb country here:

I send out valuable marketing messages

You nag

He, she or it spams.

I wonder just how many people in the advertising industry itself use adblockers because other peoples' ads are so annoying. Not their own, of course - a serious lack of self-awareness would see to that.

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Re: Google - It is getting worse for us

"If you think that's bad, refer to Yahoo Mail, which autoplays a video whenever you've emptied your trash bin."

Well, if you will insist on webmail....

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Re: Firefox has gone full retard ever since it started chasing version numbers

If you want Mozilla nostalgia a browser and a client for email, RSS, Usenet, calendar and IRC: Seamonkey.

I wish LibreOffice would just take it over and put a bit of development nous into it.

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Re: Don't always blame others...

"I rather prefer that they only fix what's broken"

Nevertheless I wish they'd release a successor to 2.46. I had to roll 2.46 back as it proved somewhat unstable and I get fed up with prompts that it's available to install.

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Re: IMO It is an engineering fault for their failure...

"Putting you in a vice: break your machine or get pwned."

Simple solution there. Split feature updates and security updates. Unless you were actually relying on a bug which is patched in the security update you can apply the security update irrespective of it being out of band without breaking functionality. (Assuming the update itself isn't broken.)

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Re: Google isn't neglecting the web the way Microsoft did with IE

"A remnant of Netscape's code made its way to Mozilla, and eventually the browser Firefox was born."

An even bigger remnant than you thought. Seamonkey was also born.

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"Comodo dragon. Chrome without the feed to Google."

Hmmm. Wanted to download a .exe & run it with Crossover Office which was once installed & now isn't. I'm impressed. But not favourably.

Details of 400,000 loan applicants spilled in UniCredit bank breach

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"GDPR ensures that data is accounted for, protected and access to it is managed"

Not really. It just ensures that failure to do these things may result in a big fine. It's the same sort of thinking that says if we ban encryption Bad People won't use it.

Virgin Media's profanity warning triggered by chief exec's name

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"not only was Mr Bastard real, but he was clearly old enough to have been able to change his name and had *chosen* not to."

A quick trawl through the birth registrations for several years from 1900 shows that there were almost invariably a few born each quarter with that surname. Presumably these were mostly not some quirk of recording illegitimate children. Fairly often, however, the mother's maiden surname was given as Bastard so they may well have been genuine bastards.

Confessions of an ebook eater

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Re: 'Fag up'?

"Which, interestingly, is something that you can take on a fag (of the cigarette variety)"

Or, indeed, the other.

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Re: Great article

"Regarding screens, Microsoft's Surface line has the best screen aspect for reading A-series documents: its 3:2 display ratio (i.e., 1.5:1), is as near as dagnabbit the A-series 1.414 : 1 plus a tiny bit for a menu bar.

Hopefully, other manufacturers will follow suit: 16:9 is only good for movies."

That's the trouble with toys where it's assumed you'll only have one thing displayed, it will be A-seriesish in proportion & it will be at full screen. Have you considered that other people have use cases involving multiple documents open at once, perhaps a reference document and a text editor? Or involving images which are much wider than the sort of text you use? In those situations 16:9 is minimal.

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Re: Ms. Stob, you've been lucky you had not to cope with translated books...

"before BorInCodeEmbIdera finishes to kill off Delphi - their new Linux compiler didn't set the development world aflame"

FreePascal and Lazarus might be what you're looking for.

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Re: 'Fag up'?

"I think you mean schlep."

Or drag.

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"Foyles' quixotic system of trading"

Paying was only half of it. The other half was the way books were displayed. The common habit of grouping books by subject wasn't for Foyles. They shelved their books by publisher.

If, by chance, all the good books on CodeMangle-- were published by, say Wiley, this was fine. If every publisher had a book out on it you'd wander all over the shop trying to compare them. And if nobody had one out you'd wander all over the shop simply to discover that.

At one time the bus-stop outside bore an advert reading "Foyled again? Try Dillons."

HPE boss Whitman among candidates for Uber CEO job – report

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Oh, go on, Meg. Don't keep sacrificing yourself for HP. They'll struggle on without you somehow.

Slapping crap bosses just got cheaper: Blighty's Supreme Court nixes tribunal fees

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"charge you £750 an hour or more for barrister representation.

Even for 1 day, the price was over £1500."

At £750 an hour the price per day would be several times £1500.

Microsoft ctrl-Zs 'killing' Paint, by which we mean offering naff app through Windows Store

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Re: Anyone cares really?

"I much prefer operating systems not to come with bundled crap."

Most people only want the applications. They'd prefer them to come without bundled crap operating systems.

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Re: As usual .....

"So listening to consumer feedback, acting upon that feedback and admitting you made a mistake is a bad thing now?"

Not making the mistake in the first place is the better option

HP Inc, HPE both slapped with racism, ageism lawsuit

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Re: Ah the magic number or how the game is rigged ...

"Wage is probably the most likely."

No longer being [young and] impressionable is another.

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Re: Unsure what to think

"This is why HR in many companies insist on a structured hiring and firing process, with retention of notes, emails, etc. that are related to the decisions...

Simply put, HR policies are a pain in the ass, but they are they to protect the company's reputation and keep it out of the courtroom."

In other words, whatever you do, make sure the paper trail looks OK.

Got some pom-poms handy? UK.gov seeks a geography cheerleader

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I don't know if geographers have changed since the long-ago days when I was a palaeoecologist. If they haven't then the likely outcome will be that they'll reinvent whatever field they're asked to advise on, inventing new names for everything.

Now I've written that, I wonder if a lot of them go into marketing. Cloud? DevOps?

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Re: Experts?

"I thought official government policy was to ignore experts and rely on unskilled, ignorant and bigoted amateurs?"

Yes, but if you don't have experts you can't ignore them.

User filed fake trouble tickets to take helpful sysadmin to lunches

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Re: Why so much anger?

"They need to get a grip on their misplaced anger."

So if your company has seriously mucked things up for a customer the customer should just shrug it off? They have no entitlement to be angry at your company, the one that's got things wrong? Why?

It may well be that anger is misplaced in that front line support isn't responsible for you company's lack of a proper escalation process, bad product quality, documentation or whatever it is that gave rise to the anger which may very well be justified. Front line support is, unfortunately, the only face your company presents to the user once the shiny suited salesman has disappeared.

But no company should regard anger directed at it as being misplaced unless they're very sure that it wasn't their own inadequacies that caused it. And they are, very often the cause in one way or another.

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Re: No lunch for me

Got into work one morning There were half a dozen agency staff who'd turned up to do data entry. On what? Sales had set up a new contract but the business process required didn't fit with anything presently in place and nobody thought to enquire what might be needed. Most unusually I hadn't caught wind of this one, otherwise I'd have had the rabbit ready to pull out of the hat.

I quickly set up a database table and data entry form (on the development server - not letting a load of strangers have logins on the production box). While the new arrivals got on with key pounding I spent the rest of the morning working out how to feed the data into the appropriate bits of the production database so product shipment could start in the afternoon.

All the personnel from the other teams got taken to London for lunch in the BT Tower revolving restaurant. But not the one who stopped the whole thing becoming a fiasco.

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Re: Went further than lunch!

In my case it was helping out with field work.

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Re: Apologized to? Sure.

"If it were costing my employer money"

This is not necessarily a simple issue. In the example in TFA it might be Wayne's perceived value to the customer that keeps the customer from going elsewhere. Even if it were nominally costing the employer money in the greater scheme of things it might be making money. If Wayne's job title was sales, business development or the like the only worrying thing would be that it wasn't Wayne paying the bill.

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Re: Never had one, despite being fucking awesome.

"Get visible"

Sometimes you only become visible by handing in your notice.

Google goes home to Cali to overturn Canada's worldwide search result ban

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Presumably the issue for a US court is the challenge of some other country trying to apply its jurisdiction world-side. Equustek should get an injunction in the US where unchallenged world-wide jurisdiction is assumed.

systemd'oh! DNS lib underscore bug bites everyone's favorite init tool, blanks Netflix

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Re: Integration dammit

"Then I see that systemd started life as an init replacement, with good aims, and then rapidly realized that to achieve its design goals big chunks of the rest of Linux needed to be rewritten."

If, when you attempt to fix something you find that everything around it then breaks and you fix that & more stuff breaks, that's nature's way of telling you your original fix was broken.

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