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Iiyama reanimates LCD cartel lawsuit corpse, swings it at Samsung

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"16 x 9 just does not cut it."

And still it keeps coming. Almost any time this can be insinuated into comments it gets dragged out. Because when it's looked at what the actual demand is for is a 1600 pixel height. Would you really complain that a screen of about 2850 x 1600 pixels? And even if you did, maybe you should remember that there are use cases that fit a wide screen very well. Ever looked at a graphics design program? In the middle of the screen there's usually a rectangle of more ore less 4:3 surrounded by palettes of lines, fills and what not. The wider the better for those guys. And then there are those of us who work with a page of reference material on one side of the screen and a page we're writing on the other. 4:3 doesn't cut it for that job.

How frequently do we complain of users who can't specify their requirements properly? Well, demanding narrow screens when what you really want is more pixels in height is a prime example of that. So lets agitate for something that would help us all: 1600 high screens. And wide ones.

*Wakes up in Chrome's post-adblockalyptic landscape* Wow, hardly anything's changed!

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Re: Any group including taboola is instantly irrelevant

What is this Taboola thing anyway? Is it something I'd come across if I didn't have an ad blocker?

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Re: As expected...

"The advertising industry is probably one of the few entities with enough cash and connections to take Google on in a legal battle"

The amazing thing is that they still haven't realised that public resistance is their worst enemy. They really need together with Google and work out just what they need to do to make themselves acceptable. For most of us, of course, dying would be an acceptable solution.

UK.gov's Brexiteers warned not to push for divergence on data protection laws

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Re: @ Halcin

"Actually the EU are dictating that leaving the EU (voted for) requires leaving the single market."

Beggars can't be chooses. We've said (allegedly) what we (thought) we wanted. They're telling us what it will cost. To most of us here that was obvious all along although there seem to be exceptions such as yourself.

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Re: @ Halcin

As one bloke revealed on the telly the whole world is waiting for Britain to lead the new global world of free trade sell us stuff they already produce. Buying from us - not necessarily, they may make what we'd want to sell already.

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"but without the ability to effect what said regulations are?"

It's called taking back control.

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"If the UK had more lax data protection rules than the EU it wouldn't make a difference. Anyone wanting to do business in Europe has to comply with GDPR no matter where in the world they are based so UK businesses would end up with two different data protection schemes"

?????? If we had more lax data regulations in the UK than GDPR we'd then have two schemes, out own and GDPR. If we stick with GDPR we have one.

And do you want to have less good protection of your personal data? If so, why?

UK.gov calls on the Big Man – GOD – to boost rural broadband

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Re: I may be missing something

"But doesn't this require running expensive backhaul from rural church buildings to the main network?"

Yes, and that could just as easily be run to a cabinet. What's the effective range and bandwidth of a cabinet compared to whatever it it that's running through Hancock's mind?

"Given that a large part of the Church estate was built to support a massive rural agricultural labour force that has sinced moved to the cities, the majority of the buildings are now probably just sitting on their own in the middle of massive fields and fuck all else."

You must be joking. The townies are moving out to the country. The farm buildings, barns, pigsties, anything are being converted into housing, the exception being where the outbuildings are being converted to stabling for horses.

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Re: Location, location, location

"So which one gets the mast?"

The one with the spire instead of the square tower (or round tower - I think some Norfolk churches have those).

Good luck, have fun: Thanks Xeon SP, now SPEC benchmarks blurt out hundreds of results

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Re: Xeon SP

"meant to make (Intel) CPU selection/comparison easier?"

When vendors think of making things easier they're probably thinking of making things easier for themselves. The more confused the buyer is the easier it is to sell the most proftable item.

Developer recovered deleted data with his face – his Poker face

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A salesman finding himself moved over onto the delivery side. Karma.

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Re: I can't remember why I was part of the conversation

"I shuffled myself sideways onto a different project sharpish"

In similar circumstances I shuffled out of the entire company. It was quicker and paid better.

Microsoft reveals 'limitations of apps and experiences on Arm' – then deletes from view

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Re: Just adding Razor Wire

" let developers find out [the limitations] for themselves."

BAU

Mueller bombshell: 13 Russian 'troll factory' staffers charged with allegedly meddling in US presidential election

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Re: A quiet refrain

Let's limit the emphasis here:

"The United States Of America [ ... ] regulates the activities of foreign individuals and entities in and affecting the United States in order to prevent, disclose, and counteract improper foreign influence on U.S. elections and on the U.S. political system."

They may be affecting the US but they're not in it. For your argument to succeed that needs to be an or. I think I've found your bug.

"Tell your boss at the Internet Research Agency to change the script. You are much more transparent than you think you are."

Perhaps I should point out that I'm a Brit with quite a bit of experience in the witness box, called by the Crown (i.e. prosecution), back in the day. I'm a strong believer in due process of law and not at all convinced territorial over-reach is due process.

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Re: A quiet refrain

"An indictment serves a very limited purpose: obtain an arrest warrant."

So who are they going to send to Russia to arrest them? On what authority would an arrest warrant be executed in Russia? If they don't arrest them are they going to try them in absentia? And if they're found guilty are they going to have to serve jail sentences in absentia?

These guys are going to be laughing their heads off.

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Re: A quiet refrain

"it not being a crime in Russia is not exculpatory"

Not relevant. The relevant factor is that it's outside US jurisdiction.

What are the court going to do? Apply for extradition?

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"And here I was thinking that US elections take place inside the borders of the US."

Election may have been in US. Russians indicted for doing stuff in Russia. Is it so difficult to grasp that Russian is not in the US, not in US jurisdiction and that however much US doesn't like it, it's out of their control?

As I said, just theatre but I see you're one of the audience.

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"Espionage against the US for Russia's benefit is a crime in the US."

Point missed, apparently. The actions, as far as I can make out, took place in Russia. This may come as a surprise to many in the US but US jurisdiction stops a few miles off-shore from the US coast. Therefore the US has no jurisdiction in Russia. It might be a crime in the US if it had taken place in the US but it didn't. There's no chance they can get extraditions.

Without US co-conspirators it's just theatre and one which invites counter theatre although Putin could gain the moral high ground (!!!) by ignoring it. The only possible reason for indulging in this would be if US co-conspirators were to be pulled in later but if that were in prospect, why not wait?

Nevertheless, judging by a lot of comments here, it may be theatre but he has an audience.

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Would the activities have been considered conspiracy against the US in the jurisdiction in which they were carried out? If not why are they being charged? And on what basis does the US believe it has any jurisdiction for charging them? If they were charged with conspiring with named US citizens it might make sense but the best they can come up with is "unwitting Americans".

This seems to me an unbelievably stupid move. It simply opens the door for Russia to respond by charging the entire staff of the CIA if they were to feel like it.

Facebook told to stop stalking Belgians or face fines of €250k – a day

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Re: If it's free then you are the product

These days you're still the product, even if you pay.

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Re: Appeals.

"That's a very bad idea, the start of a slippery slope, the thin end of the wedge [SFX: riffling through a thesaurus],"

I think "Bennite" came next.

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"So am I until March 2019, then I am f*****d"

Probably, but for lack of GDPR. It should be incorporated into UK by then as the new DPA.

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Re: Facebook's shadow database of info on you.

"I don't think that's been answered"

It's been answered by a couple of courts within a week.

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"The cookies and pixels we use are industry-standard technologies"

The old everybody's doing it excuse.

A few fines on this scale and everybody won't be doing it.

Hands up who HASN'T sued Intel over Spectre, Meltdown chip flaws

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"Intel do not accept that they have done anything wrong or the need to compensate their customers."

That's why people are suing. When the case is over then they'll know whether they need to compensate their customers. They may not accept they've done anything wrong if a court tells them they have but that would be between themselves and their sense of their own importance and of no significance to anyone else.

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Re: Fork in the road far back

"dBASE IV on MSDOS 3.3 and a 386 chip at 8MHZ and 640K memory (limit 1 billion records)(1989)"

Did anyone actually try it at a billion records?

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Re: Software next?

"That does stop frivolous legal action, but equally it makes large companies essentially immune to legal action unless the claim is very high value."

If the claim is low enough to fit in the small claims route then large companies are vulnerable to individual claims as they can't claim back their fees if they lose. They then have to make a decision as to whether it's worth fighting a case at all. If the circumstances are that there could be a flood of claims then it probably would be, if not then it would be cheaper to write off the case and settle.

In the current situation I think the claim would have to be against the retailer not Intel. This makes small retailers (if there are any left!) vulnerable. Against a big company? Best let someone else go through the expense of fighting Intel first so it's easier to point to established facts rather than risk being the first in line and crushed by a strong defence aiming to stop further claims.

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Re: Software next?

"I believe US EULA's are not enforcible in the UK/EU, due to different legal wording or some rubbish like that"

I'm not sure whether you were referring to the wording being rubbish but if it's contrary to the law where the product was sold then that would indeed be an apt description because a court would just strike it out.

"but haven't heard of any class action in the UK, yet ?"

Class actions haven't normally been a part of UK law. There is, however, recent legislation to this effect: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34402483

It doesn't seem to me the best way to go about gaining redress if the amount to be claimed is within the limits of the small claims court (or small claims track of the county court in England & Wales). AFAICS class action in the US seems to be basically a money-making scheme for lawyers. What's left over, from some reports here, doesn't even go to the claimants. Small claims courts take out the financial risk of losing as there's no facility for BigCo's lawyers fees to be dumped on the litigant. That, in turn, makes it not worth while for BigCo to put a lot into defending the claim as it would cost them more than they'd save if they lost. In a case like this, however, it would be best to leave someone else to get a case on record establishing liability as otherwise a judge might decide it's too complicated for a small claim.

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"By not returning your CPU, you accepted the EULA."

At best a EULA is a contract. Contract terms can't breach the law in the appropriate jurisdiction. For consumer products, at least in Europe (yes that includes the UK) and maybe other places there's strong consumer protection legislation. If some words purporting to be a term on a contract are contrary to that legislation (assuming we're talking about consumer sales) then they might as well not there as far as the contract is concerned because any court would strike that term out.

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Great PR wording

"Purport"

"Various classes"

"Generally claim"

Impression conveyed: this is a noisy bunch of little people, nothing to really worry about.

Reinforcement learning woes, robot doggos, Amazon's homegrown AI chips, and more

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"Sometimes when it’s just trying to maximize its reward, the model learns to game the system by finding tricks to get around a problem rather than solve it."

A bit like the horse that could do arithmetic except that it was picking up cues from humans when to stop tapping out the answer.

How long has it taken for this insight to dawn on them when it's been in plain site for a century or so?

James Damore's labor complaint went over about as well as his trash diversity manifesto

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Re: Reason for firing

"IMHO anyone who publicly publishes anything deserves the consequences."

So what consequences do you deserve for publishing that comment?

A computer file system shouldn't lose data, right? Tell that to Apple

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Apple SVP of software engineering Craig Federighi insisted, "There's nothing we care about more,"

What, not even money?

BOFH: Turn your server rack hotspot to a server rack notspot

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Re: Silent treatment

Silence is also the best way to deal with cold callers. "That sounds just what I need. Can you hold the line a moment, I'm just talking to someone who called at the door. Shouldn't be long.". Press mute. Hang up when the phone starts whining.

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Re: Stairs - they go up and DOWN...

With the stair oil they only go down.

Ubuntu wants to slurp PCs' vital statistics – even location – with new desktop installs

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Re: Sounds like Windows

"the beta release of Devuan ASCII ... was only released a couple of days ago."

Now downloads, thanks. Will try the live version on SWMBO's laptop which currently has to run Stretch.

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"what is no less a fingerprint that has a sufficient set of data to identify individual users."

Really? Let's look at the list:

"Ubuntu Flavour & Version" That's a fairly limited choice. Almost all the installations at any one time will be split between very few options there.

"Network connectivity or not" A binary choice containing even less information.

"CPU family, RAM, Disk(s) size, Screen(s) resolution, GPU vendor and model & OEM Manufacturer" With enough cash you can buy kit with the same spec by the pallet. No serial numbers of any of them. How do you distinguish them one from another by this information or from the next pallet load of the same spec?

"Location (based on the location selection made by the user at install). No IP information would be gathered" That's time zone and maybe language. We've made a start on identifying the individual - it's somebody in the UK!!!!

"Installation duration (time taken)" That, indeed, can very. But if I go off and take a break whilst it's busy copying the files how, from the time I allowed, do you tell it's me?

"Auto login enabled or not" Another binary choice.

"Disk layout selected" This can be a bit of an individual thing. But in some cases, particularly if I were just trying "let's have a quick look" I'd let it default so that layout carries exactly the same info as the disk size because it's what the distro would always pick for the disk size. If I were building for a particular purpose I might customise that. And having built for a specific purpose when I come to built the next I might vary that according to what I learned from the last. What's more, if I were building for a particular purpose I'd set up LVM with plenty uncommitted disk and more to each logical disk as needed so what would be uploaded at install time might well not be what would be seen a few months later.

"Third party software selected or not" Another binary choice.

"Download updates during install or not" Yet another.

"LivePatch enabled or not" and one more.

So that's 5 bits of binary choices, some mass production data and some fairly general variable choices above that. You mention fingerprints. In forensic science we used to think in terms of discriminating power and frankly I don't see much discriminating power in that lot.

Getting GDPR understood is going to be difficult enough. Let's not make matters worse with disinformation.

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"You can spot the Americans because they refer to personal data as PII"

From that well-known American site ico.gov.uk and its definition of personal data within the meaning of the forthcoming DPA:

"Personal data means data which relate to a living individual who can be identified"

PID would be a handy abbreviation. Unfortunately, that TLA has long established usage elsewhere so let's substitute Information for Data. PII it is, whichever side of the pond you're on.

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Re: Your survey questions

"Five negative options and only one positive. Maybe just a teensy-weensy bit of bias there?"

This is el Reg. Look at the slogan on the mast head.

No bias. All hands get equally bitten.

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Re: Blatant attempt to drive traffic to a commercial site?

I think I found the one you mean. Try running whois on them. It doesn't look anything like what I'd expect from an official EU site.

Googling GDPR FAQ brings up pages of ads, all from service vendors. Oddly enough it doesn't seem to bring up anything from the EU itself. Attempting to search the actual EU official site, http://ec.europa.eu for GDPR FAQ doesn't actually lead to anything like an FAQ although, bizarrely, even though I'm querying an https page entering the query brings up a warning that the information I've entered is to be sent over an insecure link.

PM urged to protect data flows post-Brexit ahead of Munich speech

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Re: 5 eyes

"any agreement should explicitly exclude UK being used as backdoor for getting EU citizen data to USA."

We all know it won't.

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"I think you mean generated by a rather dim AI that just generates random, meaningless phrases."

No. Worse. By a committee of political advisors.

The phrases will be equally random and meaningless but the committee'll convince themselves they mean something.

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The speech will already have been written. It's a bit late to be advising her about what to say.

Transport for London to toughen up on taxi firms in the Uber age

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"It also one of the few major public transport providers that is now expected to operate without a subsidy (major infrastructure projects excepted)."

That's a pretty big exception. Every time infrastructure subsidy in the north is mentioned it seems to be because another cut is being reported in what's promised (but not delivered).

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"Monitoring movement of traffic and people in the capital is a crucial part of TfL's work"

The former, maybe. The latter? Well, it doesn't fit very well with those professed concerns for data protection.

When it absolutely, positively needs to be leaked overnight: 120k FedEx customer files spill from AWS S3 silo

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Re: Expand GDPR

"This sort of stuff happens when some techno phobe suit, often and older man, can't or can't be bothered to remember his password"

Older man? Sounds more like a millennial.

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Re: Expand GDPR

"I suggest we expand GDPR. Expand the scope to the whole world"

If the operation covers any EU residents it will be within scope. For those of you who are non-EU residents dealing with non-EU businesses, you need a regulatory system that will look after you better. At least even the Brexit-minded HMG has to put it into UK law so it will apply even when we're outside the EU.

If this laptop is so portable, where's the keyboard, huh? HUH?

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Re: Conversely, I basically issue no laptops.

"What annoys me is the waste of a setup like that where the laptop spends it's entire life docked and the lid is never even opened, which seems quite commonplace."

Hot-desking?. In that case, however, thin clients might be even more to the point.

Former ICE top lawyer raided US govt database to steal aliens' identities

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Re: Ok, but 'why' though?

"Conscience? Yeah, they have heard of it!"

Not convinced.

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Re: What a stupid idea

"I'd rather sentence people like him to public service."

Given the circumstances of his original crime that would appear to be handing him further opportunities.

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