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When clever code kills, who pays and who does the time? A Brit expert explains to El Reg

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Re: *A* Brit Expert

"This isn't like today when a vendor sells a product that can be found to be as liable on the day it was bought as when it subsequently went rogue."

If you chose to sell or deploy it, you're responsible. As simple as that. It was up to you as a vendor to decide whether to accept that long-term responsibility. Why should you think you should be able to shuffle that off?

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"An AI set up to do the same job could also have such a scenario built in."

To have been included in version 2.0.

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Re: Accountability is important.

" Are they liable?"

Yes.

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Re: Accountability is important.

"Just as self-aware AI also learns."

The child learns, becomes an adult and is then liable for punishment at law for its adult errors. How do you propose to fine or imprison and AI entity?

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Re: Accountability is important.

"Only when AI has shown itself to be self-aware and competent to at least the level of a human equivalent, should AI be considered responsible."

Underlying criminal law is the notion of punishment; it's what happens on a conviction for breaching the law. AI should only be considered responsible if the concept of punishing it is meaningful. Until then it's whoever is responsible for deploying it who is responsible. Not programming it, deploying it. The programmer may have been working under constraints that prevent proper testing, have been overridden by management or been given a task beyond their capabilities. The buck has to stop with whoever decided that the system was fit to be deployed. It's their responsibility to provide due diligence in making that decision and their liability if it fails. Where to product in which is embedded is a consumer product that decision lies with the vendor: is the product fit to be marketed to the general public?

And, given Kingston's sensible criterion, this applies to any S/W product, not just those which have been given an AI marketing gloss.

IT peeps, be warned: You'll soon be a museum exhibit

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Re: Very true...

"Until you realize your backup's shot, too. It's hard to come up with a backup backup plan."

Very true. Actually IT was sort of the backup backup. The previous job was a stop-gap until I could get into what I really wanted to do but it just went on too long - about a dozen years too long. So when I ran out of IT it was time to retire.

When they talk about working life extending into the 70s or whatever it becomes a serious problem. I suspect there's nothing I'd have been able to stick for more than 20 years.

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Re: Taxi for BOFHs

"5 BOFHs have been replaced"

Clearly not real BOFHs. A BOFH, like the cockroach will survive any catastrophe. Unlike the cockroach he'll cause cause the catastrophe in self-defence.

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Re: IT Managers have already been replaced

"Suggestions please for the collective noun for a group of IT Managers?"

An excuse?

An error?

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Re: Very true...

"Everyone should have a backup career option just in case."

This is the best career advice anyone could give. Not only does it provide a backup to obsolescence, it enables you to escape the any frustrations that build up in your first career.

IT was my backup.

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Re: Strangely enough

" a 500-entry error report forty minutes later."

It was a pity Unix was still some way into the future. Compilers really needed to filter error reports through head.

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"For some reason it seemed really cool to fish failed-test microchips out of the reject bin, saw the top off with a Stanley knife, then if you put them under the fiche reader you could actually see all the registers and gubbins in the chip just like on the hacker movies."

Stuff the movies, this was real life:

We had a new IED control board in for examination. As per normal the IDs were scratched off the ICss. Our resident electronics guy was pretty good at working out what they were from the surrounding circuitry (usually 74 series TTL plus 555s). But on this device there was also one of those ICs in a little metal can. That was a bit of an unknown. We cut the top off the can then I set up the big Zeiss microscope for incident illumination and read the part number straight off the die. I remembered seeing it advertised in WW. The complete operation if the device was analysed in about an hour.

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Re: Starting on the Museum exhibits, ending on them.

"You got one compilation run a day in those times."

You were hard done by. We got 3. You were even harder donw by. We used FORTRAN.

Billionaire's Babylon beach ban battle barrels toward Supreme Court

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"Lieutenant Governor Gavin Newsom, who didn't want to pick a high-profile fight with a Silicon Valley billionaire over property rights when he himself is running for governor of California later this year."

If public opinion is in favour of access I'd have thought this would have been an excellent fight to pick.

Why isn't digital fixing the productivity puzzle?

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Re: Low productivity

" It's also worth noting that the UK has the least generous unemployment compensation in Western Europe, which in turn drives people into low productivity jobs."

The odd thing about this is that the low-wage strawberry pickers seem to be coming from Eastern Europe. Why is this happening if unemployment pay isn't that good? Are productivity figures ignoring a large black economy?

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Re: Millenials

"The number of graduates per year has more than tripled"

This was one of Blair's departures from reality. He thought that having graduates become half the population would increase productivity without (a) thinking how to re-jig the entire economy so that half the jobs would be what had then been thought of as "graduate jobs"* and (b) coming up with any way of paying for it other than by imposing swinging debts on the graduates. The latter was all pert of the taxing the future approach which included pension funds.

*This was solved, of course, by exporting as many non-graduate jobs as possible to low wage economies. This held down inflation**.

** That's inflation as measured by pretending that housing cost rises weren't inflation.

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Re: If people don't get paid enough money...

"Does the MGI really think that getting people with no money to spend more is an answer?"

Possibly by "stimulating demand" MGI mean "providing them with money to spend".

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Re: Well, there's your problem!

"Management isn't a particularly difficult skill"

Are you sure? Good ones seem to be a rare commodity.

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Re: Well, there's your problem!

"Employing too many people who just sit at a desk and too few who actually do / make the stuff that is sold to your lucky customers."

Some of those people sitting at desks are actually designing the next product - coding, designing H/W or whatever. Of course what they do is incomprehensible to management so isn't important and can be got rid of on the next cycle of managment stuff, i.e. cutting headcount.

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Re: Well, there's your problem!

"10% of the people do -20% of the work"

Where do you work where things are this good?

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Re: Our missing productivity was shifted to China

"Productivity, as it is measured, has nothing what so ever to do with how much work is done, or how much of an actual product is made, only the revenue per hour. As such it is a bullshit measurement."

Quite so. If you increase the output in widgets per hour by 10% and reduce the price to sell more your measured productivity by sales may not rise at all. So have you raised productivity or not? Common sense suggests you have, the dismal science says you haven't. I don't know why you collected downvotes.

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Re: It doesn't take a flashy report with pretty graphs...

"If you pay people badly, they don’t have enough money to buy stuff, so your economy won’t grow."

It also means the market is apt to become price sensitive so prices have to be kept down. If you measure productivity by the overall income you get by selling widgets rather than by the number of widgets you produce then having to keep prices down means that productivity will appear lower. Which raises the question of whether periods of high productivity aren't at least in part, an artefact of inflation?

We all hate Word docs and PDFs, but have they ever led you to being hit with 32 indictments?

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Re: Sympathy for the devil

"el Reg have forgotten the old journalistic maxim"

I think the el Reg's maxim is truth is sacred, comment is free, biting all hands equally is priceless.

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Re: @ Dr Heinrich Backhausen

"But still, it's worth a cheap shot about the price of Adobe software"

Don't you mean an expensive shot?

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Re: Well, you see, now there's the problem...

That's the Catch-22 for criminals-if you hire an honest bookkeeper, they refuse to "adjust" the figures, but if you hire a dishonest one, they adjust the figures and then run off with your (cough) money.

So difficult to get good staff these days.

Batteries are so heavy, said user. If I take it out, will this thing work?

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"There were vi clones around at the time."

There certainly were. I had one which was such an exact clone it needed a c:etc\termcap file.

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"On the LandRover MK1 you had to remove the cushion on the driver's seat - and there was the petrol tank cap."

MGB batteries - two of them, 6v each, were under the rear seat, either side of the transmission tunnel.

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Re: Two stories:

"With so much modern electronics having external power supplies these days, commonly providing 12V or 5V to the device, there is an argument for having a 24V or 12V distribution system within the house."

Mails sockets with ancilliary 5v USB supplies seem to be a thing now.

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Re: Two stories:

Curate: "I need to hold a microphone when I'm baptising so-and-so."

Has nobody taught these people to project their voices. What did they think preachers did in the days before PA equipment?

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Re: Two stories:

"Coz from what I understand DC shocks can a lot harder on the system and require a lot less current to kill you."

Old portable valve radios had 90V batteries. I've given myself shocks from those a few times. I seem to have survived.

A dog DNA database? You must be barking

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Re: Laws only stop dogs who follow the law.

So many communities already forbid "dangerous" breeds like German Shepards, Pit Bulls, Chows, Rottweilers, etc

I'm not sure this has been very effective. There are still reports of dog attacks on children and even adults being seriously injured or even killed. Perhaps compulsory insurance would be the best approach. This becomes practical with compulsory micro-shipping. If you want a dog that looks like it's a breed that's associated with attacks (and the insurance companies will build up the statistics on that) then it will be up to you to pay an appropriate premium of persuade the insurers that looks can be deceptive.

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Re: Fuck livestock

@A/C

Whilst I have every sympathy with your wife that's no reason for you to consider that worrying of livestock isn't a problem.

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Re: Laws only stop dogs who follow the law.

"And maybe it's different in the UK, but wouldn't the primary culprit be feral dogs?"

Not so many feral dogs in the countryside.

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Re: Fuck livestock

"Have you considered building a fence?"

Just think of all those 60s/70s housing estates where the architects thought the place looked wonderful without fences or hedges so there are covenants in the deeds or leases against putting any up.

Nobody expects the social media inquisition! OK, everybody did, UK politicos

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"all bar MPs Bill Grant and Graham Stringer having at least a Twitter account"

Perhaps Grant and Stringer have a better understanding of the issues than the rest of the committee.

US state legal supremos show lots of love for proposed CLOUD Act (a law to snoop on citizens' info stored abroad)

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"Both outfits are EU based, but how do I know where their servers are?"

Time to start asking specific questions of your supplier. And not just about where the servers are but who owns them. And who owns who owns them. Apart from anything else your customers will be asking you.

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"Not really. They will be happy to fill their coffers with fines from US companies"

It raises the question of what will the fines be charged on. If it's general activity in breach of the GDPR in the course of a year they stand to be fined a maximum of 4% global turnover and can just look on it as an annual turnover tax. If it's per incident then there could be multiple fines & it will start to hurt.

Meanwhile, just get rid of the privacy figleaf.

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Re: Wow.... just... wow!

"Are you really sure there is nothing in the contract between T-Systems and Microsoft allowing Microsoft to access any customer data?"

AIUI the contract specifically avoids allowing Microsoft access to the data. That's the entire purpose of the arrangement.

The Gemini pocket PC is shipping and we've got one. This is what it's like

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Re: Far from complete

"cutting yourself off from a whole ecosystem of apps."

Would that be a whole ecosystem of data slurping apps wanting access to every subsystem on the device irrespective of whether their relevance to the alleged purpose of the app?

Careful with the 'virtual hugs' says new FreeBSD Code of Conduct

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Re: As an insider...

To quote one forum member "If a Joe wants to be called Jane, then call him Jane."

Calling him Jane is likely to get you into trouble for not calling her Jane. It's a tricky world we seem to have invented for ourselves - or at least someone has invented it for us.

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Re: What is a 'hug' ?

"With our canine friends ... friendly individuals will bound up to me and introduce themselves."

Unfriendly ones can also bound up and take a piece out of you.

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" not ... to look for offence"

Or manufacture it when merely looking for it fails to find an adequate supply.

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Re: What is a 'hug' ?

This big problem with this code of conduct is that it places too much weight on the perception of the 'listener' of the comments; a code of conduct should deal with the intent of the 'speaker'.

Careful!! The message conveyed is what's received, not what's transmitted, otherwise the spam I receive can be justified as "valuable marketing messages" by the spammer.

who use words that have different subtleties of meaning in different cultures.

Indeed. What's a back rub, virtual or real, and why would I even want one?

Windows slithers on to Arm, legless?

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Re: Satnad remains the problem

"It's a policy of permanent retrenchment, and it's hampering Microsoft's ability to grow or innovate, leaving them mostly just iterating yesterdays cash cows rather than pushing forward with new ideas."

A little unfair. What he's doing is moving to a subscription model. That's the future's cash cow. Yesterday's enforced re-buying of products based on lock-in and periodic introduction of changes to data formats wasn't as predictable.

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Re: "However it is really difficult for them to change"

"Backward binary compatibility has always been excellent, unlike some Unix where you can't run applications on a newer system unless your recompile them because binaries won't work."

Yup. It was an absolute scandal that Solaris binaries wouldn't run on HPUX.

Wasn't part of WIndows' problem that sometimes they had backwards bug compatibility because stuff like use-after-free was used in "important" applications?

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"Suez, did you say? Never heard of it. Is it a fish?"

No, it's a waste disposal company. French but operating in the UK. Come Brexit will we have to tidy up our own waste?

This job Win-blows! Microsoft made me pull '75-hour weeks' in a shopping mall kiosk

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Re: To be honest...

"You wouldn't have had to do that if Windows wasn't so crap, would you?"

There are at least a couple of answers to that.

One is that I've been using computers, including and preferring Unix or the Unix-like, since before Windows existed so it's not so much a matter of opting out as not opting in any more than was unavoidable.

Another was a gem of Microsoft's arrogance: they had adhesive inserted between the pages of a magazine with the tag line "Don't get stuck with Microsoft". For that arrogance I've always preferred to obey that ambiguous suggestion in the way they didn't intend.

UK.gov calls on the Big Man – GOD – to boost rural broadband

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Re: Good stuff but a sticking plaster fix ...

"but if you're going through the faff of stringing new anything, you might as well make it fibre"

That's the one justifiable use case. I can think of a few places so far off the beaten track that copper isn't going to be useful at all although, given that they're few in number I wonder if a point-to-point microwave link might work just as well, be cheaper and less of an eye-sore (those swags of wire between poles look fine in Ashley Jackson paintings, not so much in real landscape).

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Re: Location, location, location

"http://www.roundtowers.org.uk"

Thanks for the link. I'd assumed the reasoning was that they're built out of flint and flint doesn't do corners very well so making them round saves having to buy bricks or masonry for the quoins. And then part way down the page is some show-off who built a round tower part way up and stuck a hexagonal or octagonal tower on top of that!

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"that was bad"

Certainly was. Have an upvote.

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