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There is no perceived IT generation gap: Young people really are thick

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Re: Education is no longer designed to teach.

"To be a (eg) biology teacher, you need at least a degree in the subject, preferably a masters or PhD."

Perhaps I should point out the SWMBO taught biology and has a PhD - in that order and all a long time ago. As at the same time I worked briefly in a biological suppliers that went bust. Apparently I still owe her several pairs of dissecting scissors.

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Re: Education is no longer designed to teach.

"That was all done and dusted at O-level."

Back when we had O-levels.

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Re: Education is no longer designed to teach.

"She isn't being taught Biology.

She's being taught how to pass the Biology A level exam."

In my day being taught how to pass the Biology A level exam required being taught biology.

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The modern more correct answer would be "samphire".

Thrift is more of a xerophyte and does well in coastal environments clear of the intertidal zone because they're often quite arid. Samphire really is a halophyte and you'll see it on salt-marsh.

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"Wagon Wheels being bigger back then"

This especially. The modern variety are Wheelbarrow Wheels.

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Re: Education is no longer designed to teach.

students seem to be actively discouraged from taking a wider interest in any aspect of a subject outside the strict focus of the coursework their teachers' knowledge.

FTFY

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"Countries like Germany properly recognise titles such as Engineer"

That's Germany. Here there's a tradition of referring to anyone who works with engines as an engineer. Perhaps what's really needed is to coin a new term for the up-market version.

CEO insisted his email was on server that had been offline for years

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"bringing in leadership experience from other domains obviously has it's own strategic value"

In too many cases these days the leadership experience being brought in seems to be to cut all costs that give the business an ongoing future and cash in on the businesses reputation for as long as it lasts.

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Re: Deleting emails

"Can you just confirm my understanding that ..... "

If your email is ignored it could be construed as not confirmed. Just say "My understanding is that.." and put the onus on them to reply if they disagree.

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Re: Deleting emails

"But don't get me started on a rant questioning why MS-Outllook doesn't seem to include the Search index within the saved PST files."

Seamonkey email client (similar to Thunderbird). Just opened the 2009 archive, note the first title, search for one partial word on the complete account: that email and several other matches from other archived years found about as quickly as it took to put them up on screen.

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Re: Deleting emails

"Now if I need something, I search my inbox - turns out that's quicker that remembering if I put an email from someone I met on my 2001 trip to Scotland in 'save', 'golf', or 'travel' and looking in each"

Archive complete years. Then you don't need to search your complete inbox, just 2001. Which reminds me, must archive 2014. And 15...

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Re: Deleting emails

"using the Deleted folder as an archive."

If their reading ability is such as to not understand what "Deleted" means then they're probably not getting much value out of any of any of their email anyway.

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Re: That sounds like the story of a madhouse

The actual 4 critical departments in this instance for day to day operation? Mfg Plants (who make the widgets for sale), Accounting, HR and IT.

HR day to day?

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Re: That sounds like the story of a madhouse

"So what's IBM's excuse?"

No excuses needed. You've just overlooked the bullsh

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Re: It's easy to spot the useless management.

"nobody would notice but themselves."

They might not notice. They could just keep showing each other PowerPoints.

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They could all drop dead tomorrow and the company would just merrily keep ticking along run much better.

The alternative view.

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Re: Deleting emails

"I have 80+ users come and go every year. Why do I keep them?"

Blackmail fodder?

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Re: Deleting emails

"I was once told at an Oil & Gas firm that we should delete everything after 3 years of the project ending so that our own email records couldn't be used to sue us in the future."

The alternative view is to keep them so that they can be used in your defence in the future.

The choice made tells you a lot about the company.

Twenty years ago today: Windows 98 crashed live on stage with Bill Gates. Let's watch it again...

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Re: Bill Gates

"There's nothing nasty about Bill Gates"

I'm not sure the neighbour from whom he bought QDOS would agree.

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Re: Bill Gates

"Confused, was it an autobiography or not?"

These days it seems you don't have to write your own autobiography.

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Re: Bill Gates

"A better metric would be to count how many times Steve Jobs has been in court as compared to Bill Gates. Gates faux geek persona was what let him for years, get away with murder."

Not wishing to take sides between either of them but the second item on that page is Apple suing Microsoft.

British Crackas With Attitude chief gets two years in the cooler for CIA spymaster hack

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"Mostly not their own failings though"

In their position you'd think they'd go for services which were a bit better managed. Perhaps use providers with a VIP service with specially trained call handlers and the like.

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"How do you explain the 2 year delay on your CV?"

Depending on who he's explaining it to it could be the high point of his CV.

"Clearly not a danger to anyone and most probably learned from his mistakes so what could he have done to piss off the authorities?"

We know what he's done to piss off the authorities. He's shown up a whole lot of very senior US officials as being completely crap at managing their own security and inconvenienced them into tightening up, possibly to the state they should have been in all the time. And not only that, he could do it while not even being bright enough to avoid being caught.

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Re: Another Perspective....

"That part of the story. Up until then, in my eyes he was a stupid teenager being a twat."

Still in keeping with a stupid teenager being a twat.

Facebook privacy audit by auditors finds everything is awesome!

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Re: Quick Google search gives...

So everything's just fine.

ZTE to USA: Sure, ban us, but you cannot afford such victories

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Re: Protectionism

"moreover, Google has the only viable app store for Android."

And it will continue to have the only viable one right up to the time when someone with backing the size of, say, the Chinese economy decides to build their own.

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Re: Protectionism

"Basically, the US has a monopoly of all smartphones and is prepared to use it in trade wars."

The basis of Android is open source, ZTE is able to use that and add its own cruft additional features. Manufacture takes place outside the US. Components are available outside the US. Own brand application repositories AKA Play Stores can be hosted outside the US.

"Trade wars are good and easy to win" vs "Those who do not learn their history are condemned to repeat it".

Tech bribes: What's the WORST one you've ever been offered?

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Re: My Account Manager

"The account manager had got the price hideously wrong and was told that if I insisted they put the order through, the company would supply at the agreed price but the account manager would get fired on the spot."

I'd be surprised if the account manager didn't get fired anyway if the price was still wrong after three checks.

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Re: First of all, I don't accept bribes. Ever. Personal policy.

"A guy offered me his daughter"

Or at least, someone's daughter.

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"There's only two more week [sic] to go until IP Expo Manchester 2018, Europe's number ONE Enterprise IT event, do'’t forget to register for your FREE pass," stated the email from Sophos.

"We will also be giving away a pair of free Sophos socks to every 10th person that registers through our registration page."

Oh well, at least the reminder ads nestled in the elReg headline page don't threaten socks. But we do see where you got the idea.

BOFH: We know where the bodies are buried

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Re: A Likely Story

"I wonder how (and how often ) that happened?"

As far as the BOFH is concerned it happens automatically and to all emails.

Yahoo! webmail! hacker! faces! nearly! eight! years! in! the! cooler!

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Re: Yabbut. It wuz forrin 'puters.

"Bloke should get a medal."

All those down-votes. Obviously none of them heard the whoosh.

BT pushes ahead with plans to switch off telephone network

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"I can quite easily believe now that there are households and businesses all over the country that are pretty much IP-only, internally and externally, for everything from telephony to CCTV."

And a lot that aren't. But yours is so you're OK and the others don;t matter. Or did I miss something?

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Re: Wither the 21CN?

"What happened to that?"

There's still a lot of the C21st still left. Plenty of time. And besides, the marketroids who thought it up have probably moved on.

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Re: Mobile as the emergency option?

"There won't be POTS, instead fibre to the premises with a battery backed Optical Termination Unit."

You really think there'll be a 100% FTTP roll-out in that time period? And if there was how do you think it'll be paid for without dumping costs on people who didn't even ask for it and see no benefit?

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Re: Mobile as the emergency option?

"There's still a lot of places without a signal."

Or a signal but not on your network.

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"Most people have cordless phones. How do they work in a blackout?"

I have cordless. I wouldn't expect them to work in a power cut. That's why I also have an ordinary phone plugged into another socket.

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Re: line rental

"with BT FTTP (Infinity), there is no option to ditch the line rental, even if you don't (want to) use their phone service."

You still have the line, it's just made of a different material. It still needs to be provisioned and maintained. If someone else allows you to not pay an explicit rental you can be sure they've built the costs in elsewhere.

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Re: Oh well

" Because you can flee AND call, rather than have to stay in the emergency area."

And if you're trapped in the area? Or you don't have a mobile? Or have a mobile with no coverage?

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Re: Oh well

"or locally from a lamp post power"

Which would also be out in a power cut so that doesn't help.

Cutting custody snaps too costly for cash-strapped cops – UK.gov

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If you can't afford to run the operation properly - and that means in accordance with the law - then don't do it at all.

Maybe in a few weeks time we'll see Privacy International starting private prosecutions against Chief Constables under the appropriate section of the new DPA (191 IIRC).

Oracle demands dev tear down iOS app that has 'JavaScript' in its name

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Re: Conflicted

Not conflicted, Will, just a curse on all their houses.

Facebook's login-to-other-sites service lets scum slurp your stuff

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"The road to hell is paved with questionable intentions"

And in FB's case, questionnaire intentions.

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"When I do a search on Google for the name of my company, I get a plethora of websites with an info page based on data scraped from Companies House."

Much the same here for a company closed 10 years ago. And for take down in some cases their required information is more than required, e.g. email address and telephone number. Could be fun coming up in a month or so.

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Re: Jeez

"Is there anything Facebook does that doesn't take the worst privacy-invading option?"

Good question. Facebook wants to know the answer so they can fix it.

How 'parasitic' Google's 'We're journalists!' court defence was stamped into oblivion

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Re: A search engine should be an index

"If it finds unpleasant articles get those taken down rather than the search, then the search cannot find them."

The articles themselves are reports of then current events published from newspaper archives under journalistic protection.

All you have to do to accomplish your objective is get yourself elected to Parliament, put up a private members' bill to remove that protection from the DPA while simultaneously getting into the EU to get it removed from the GDPR as your amended DPA would cause grave problems if it didn't reflect GDPR.

An essential aspect of the court hearing was to establish what the law is in this regard. If you think that's in some way wrong you need to change the law.

NHS given a lashing for lack of action plan one year since WannaCry

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Re: We failed our audit....

Quite frankly, it says a good deal more about the competence, or lack thereof, of your auditors than it does about you.

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Re: Valuable comments

@ markr555

When the Welfare State was set up NI was added to taxation supposedly to cover the costs of this. Likewise road vehicle taxation was introduced, in the form of the Road Fund Licence, to finance road construction and repair (the clue was in the name). The Road Fund, incidentally, was a solution to a problem that had plagued England and presumably many other places sing the middle ages.

The problem with this is the Treasury. It really doesn't like not being in control of all finances. It simply treats these as part of general taxation and doles out as little money as possible to the originally intended recipients. In the case of vehicle taxation it really did have to change the name - people might have started asking awkward questions such a show much money's in the fund and how's it spent.

In each case I think the solution is to tell the Treasury no. DVLA gets to keep the money and spend it on roads. It might make a payment to the NHS to cover the costs of dealing with RTAs but only when the roads are up to an agreed standard does any left-over money go to Treasury; if they're not up to standard then it goes back to the original tax-payers as compensation. A reconstituted DHSS would collect NI directly. NI could be set according to requirements, not according to what proportion of total taxation Treasury wants to shove under that heading.

This would bring transparency to large areas of taxation. NI could be set to meet requirements with a good deal more acceptance than at presence because it would be clear as to what it was being used for. The incompetence of DWP as it currently is would be an issue that affected taxpayers in general rather than just benefits claimants and get a much higher political profile.

ID theft in UK hits record high as crooks shift to more vulnerable targets

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"More than a third of bank account takeover victims were over 60 years old. That was put down to the increasing popularity of online banking, and more fraudsters phoning victims claiming to be from the bank and asking to "verify" online passwords."

It's not necessarily popular. It's just enforced by shutting down more and more branches.

Windows 10 Spring Creators Update team explains the hold-up: You little BSOD!

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Re: Bring my optical disk drive back!!

A lot of whooshes there.

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