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UK.gov's no-deal plans leave HMRC customs, VAT systems scrambling to keep up

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Re: A total waste of effort to support a transparent bluff

"It is very unlikely that this would get past any UK referendum on re-entry"

I think it would/will have no problem. The great mystery will be why, as the country proves to be so anti-Brexit, the original referendum produced such a puzzling statistical effect.

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Re: A total waste of effort to support a transparent bluff

"I cant imagine even with the ability of history to forget, rose tint and wash over things that the brexit situation could ever be looked back on fondly. "

Some of us have realised this all the time although I assume this is actually the "No true Scotsman" being rehearsed.

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Re: A total waste of effort to support a transparent bluff

@Len

I hope you're right. If the backwoodsmen stage their coup first even getting them to sign the dotted line will be a problem until there's an upturn in the sales of pitch forks and a few heads appear on spikes on London Bridge.

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"The government are next to useless."

Next to?

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Re: the department felt it had been acting lawfully

HMRC usually do, including on the numerous occasions when tribunals have found otherwise.

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Re: A total waste of effort to support a transparent bluff

a week year or two after crashing out, to stop the chaos.

FTFY. And that would be an optimistic timetable given how long these things normally take to negotiate.

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Re: A total waste of effort to support a transparent bluff

"It is obvious to the EU that May will never risk destroying Britain with a No Deal Brexit"

OTOH she's continually being hounded by the grass roots backwoodsmen who would. To some extent this might be an attempt to warn them which is indeed a wasted effort as they just call it Project Fear and disregard it. The worry is that it might be a much belated warning to the rest of us what to expect in the not impossible situation that they get their way. The truth is that this is the feasibility study that ought to have been completed and published well before the trigger was pulled, in fact, well before the decision was taken to actually pull the trigger.

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"Forget administrators, there'd be criminal proceedings."

That's how things used to be. These days they'd just be thinking about parting company with the CEO, along with a nice amount of cash upwards of £1m.

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"Tests to see whether it can cope with the strain are only just over halfway through."

I understand there's this bloke called Pester looking for a new job. It sounds like just the thing for him.

HTTPS crypto-shame: TV Licensing website pulled offline

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"my MP - Dennis Skinner"

He's still there? What age did he say he was going to retire and what age is he now?

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"I presume the BBC is responsible for the infrastructure?"

Why would they be?

'World's favorite airline' favorite among hackers: British Airways site, app hacked for two weeks

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"Didn't that go to TSB?"

Good question. Their initial problem happened well before GDPR became effective. Were there any intrusions after that date? Simply providing an inadequate service without a leakage of customer PII isn't going to fail GDPR so were there any ongoing leakages subsequently?

Archive.org's Wayback Machine is legit legal evidence, US appeals court judges rule

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Re: DNA and ffingerprints

"Poppycock."

Exactly. I spent a good many years as a forensic scientist. Although it wasn't a frequent occurrence we did see a few occasions where the defence called an expert. We had doubts as to the actual level of expertise, especially given the fact that they would claim expertise over much wider areas of the laboratory's work than individual staff members would, and given that we would sometimes have to show them how to operate a particular make of microscope. There were also a few, possibly apocryphal, tales of these independent experts arguing a case from a standpoint of ignorance; an industrial QA operator not aware of how to measure, say the RI of glass to a couple of orders of magnitude better than all that QA required.

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Surely the mere testimony of an office manager does not meet the criteria for "beyond a reasonable doubt"?

The testimony of an office manager familiar with the operation of the system would be taken as expert evidence. The other side would need to produce counter-evidence from another expert to cast doubt on it.

UK.gov: NHS should be compensated by firms using its data goldmine

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Where data goes to pharmaceutical companies a good place to start looking for a quid pro quo would be prices of medicines.

No, no, you're all wrong. That's not a Kremlin agent. It's someone with 'inauthentic behavior'

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"Both are keen to work with the FBI to crack down on abusers because only the Feds can provide them with the tools they need to tackle problem posts."

And I think we know what the Feds expect to get out of it.

Ever wanted to strangle Microsoft? Now Outlook, Skype 'throttle' users amid storm cloud drama

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Re: we are the Cloud, you will adapt to service us. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

"Yep, whats worse tho, an outage that microsoft spends it's time fixing or one you do?"

Microsoft's problems arising from an outage are any penalties in its SLA. End user companies' problems arising from an outage are loss of business during the outage, ongoing loss of business from those customers who went elsewhere and didn't come back, and trying to sort out any inconsistencies in data mangled by the outage or resulting from falling back to manual operations.

Who has the greater incentive to keep systems up and running and to fix them when they fall over?

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Re: Who needs a test department?

"The folks that would test changes before they were released."

Couple that with releasing a change whilst trying to remediate a power/hardware problem.

Google is 20, Chrome is 10, and Microsoft would rather ignore the Nokia deal's 5th birthday

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Re: Maybe...

Microsoft has learned the lesson of late, but they're frankly overdoing it with their "niceness" and "informality" of messages, actually

I think you - and they - confuse "information free" with "user friendly".

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Re: Maybe...

"leaving the OS and desktop applications sides of the business apparently bereft of all adult supervision."

Have you no idea how much it costs to pay adults?

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Re: For all your searching

"If I want something relevant, then it's Google."

It depends on what you find relevant. Searching on a place name inevitably brings up a load of estate agents, especially if combined with the name of a family that had a significant presence in the area (they feature in street names). Relevant if you're looking a buy a house. If you're doing historical research, a complete and utter waste of time.

Cock-ups, rather than conspiracies, top self-reported data breaches

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"All advertising, customer communications, etc. must go through a third-party mass-spammer"

And did those customers give explicit consent for their PII, i.e. email address, to be sent to a mass-spammer?

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"There is legislation and then there’s the corporate reality of ignoring legislation unless you get caught, at which point you plead ignorance or successfully blame a junior."

You don't say how long ago this was but if it was recent the COO should have been aware that the legislators who put together GDPR are wise to such tricks. That's why there there's a higher tier of fines for for this sort of thing. A plea of ignorance wouldn't help and they'd have to pay a junior a hell of a lot to take the blame for that. Realistically a proper investigation by a regulator is going to show that they did monitor and then stopped. There'll probably be a paper trail for costs of monitoring S/W.

Microsoft Germany emerging from behind Deutsche Telekom cloud

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Re: Not just GDPR

"Microsoft US might even *go to jail* for not complying with the US order. But it's an order that's impossible to fulfill for them. Literally, any employee of Microsoft Eire who allowed, facilitated, permitted, assisted or even provided an avenue for Microsoft US to get such data is breaking the law in the country they live in."

The US court's position seemed to be that a US employee sitting in Redmond could directly access the Irish data centre without involving any Irish staff at all. They seemed to think that it could be mounted as an I: drive or something. The likelihood is that under the CLOUD Act they will assume that to be the case for the German data centre as well. I very much doubt that it will have done anything that makes customers of Microsoft or any other US-owned business safer; more likely just the opposite.

Go Pester someone else: TSB ditches CEO over bank's IT meltdown

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Re: thats not neoliberal

"Mill owners in the industrial revolution"

Mill owners in the industrial revolution quite often went bust; after all they were inventing it as they went along. It was a later generation that coined it when all the problems had been worked out.

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Neoliberal

That's just a word you read on the net and decided to use isn't it? It doesn't really have to mean anything.

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Re: still expected to take away about £1.7m

"those accounts will experience random periods of 'unavailability'."

Better still, random fleeting periods of availability.

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Re: still expected to take away about £1.7m

It's "Reward For Failure".

It is indeed. Just a thought - if you're prepared to reward failure what do you expect to get?

TSB goes TITSUP: Total Inability To Surprise Users, Probably

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Re: The Apocalypse Gathers Steam

"as long as it works and delivers correct input/output"

But only when the input falls into the range defined in the spec. Always assuming there was a spec.

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Re: banks should charge fees like any other business

"A monthly fee of 5 to 8 quid would mean they could offer a better service"

Yes, in theory they could. But it would take a lot of months to get to that point if they actually tried to. But the most likely outcome would be 5 to 8 quid a month down the drain and no better services however long you waited.

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Re: How long...

surely they must be asking "how many accounts have we lost over this?" at some point

They don't need to. They gain as many from others as they lose because they've dead-heated in the race to the bottom. It needs one of them to realise there are net gains for being better.

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"Current account switch guarantee."

Seven words for you:

Now find a bank worth switching to.

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Re: what's the problem?

"I don't know anyone in UI who could write something so crap."

It does bear a resemblance to GDS stuff.

Europe's GDPR, Whois shakeup was supposed to trigger spam tsunami – so, er, where is it?

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Re: Whois: It's what the lawyers want though...

"It might affect the their bottom line as it will take a bit longer and some more costs."

That's what confuses them. They expect other people to give them money. They don't understand when it works the other way round.

No do-overs! Appeals court won’t hear $8.8bn Oracle v Google rehash

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Re: On the one hand

"Yes, but the files containing the declarations were also copyrighted too I presume."

The point at issue isn't whether it's copyright, it's whether using the API is fair use. That's been the assumption in the past. If an API can't be incorporated into applications without infringement the library it supports is useless.

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Re: "with one of the usual activist investor"

"As for copying APIs, it's a damage only for lazy companies unable to innovate and desperately need to piggyback on someone else's work."

Do you write S/W? Maybe not. But if you do go and look again at your source code. Does it have includes or the like according to language? Where does the included material come from? Some of it might be your own but a lot of it will be the APIs of standard libraries that are part of the system S/W. This is how the S/W industry works. It uses standard APIs, even if, like Google did here, it reimplements the API (with, in this case, the exception of a few lines). This is the danger of this precedent - it drives a coach and horses through a basic working assumption of the entire development process.

What work did Google save by using the Java API? Id didn't save the work of implementing a Java byte-code interpreter nor a compiler. It didn't save the work of implementing anything other than a trivial amount of the library behind the API. What's lazy about implementing all that? It didn't really save much work of devising its own API as all these APIs, C, C++, Java & the rest all follow much the same lines.

What it did save was the need for huge numbers of non-Google, repeat non-Google, independent application developers having to learn a new API.

But to return to my tongue in cheek proposal, one interpretation of the SCO suit was that IBM, being so much bigger than SCO, could just have taken them over to end the suit and that provoking this was the intention. Put that together with the fact that someone pointed out the disparity in size between Oracle and Alphabet and the possibility that an asset stripper might be able to make money breaking up something with as many lines of business as Oracle and you have an intriguing possibility - Alphabet could possibility save itself $8.8bn and make a bit of extra money as well.

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Re: SQL, however..... How would you like that, Oracle?

It's been revised by https://www.iso.org/standard/63555.html. Go and look at that page. You can't just download the standard, you have to buy it, CHF 178. So the copy of the standard costs money. As I haven't bought it I don't know what the status of IBM's contribution is, whether it's assigned to ISO or licensed to them. But the fact that it's a standard doesn't mean it's not in copyright.

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Re: "some patent troll will sue for using one of the C languages?"

"C/C++ are ISO/IEC standards, so that is impossible."

The issues would be more with the standard library definitions. Just because it's a standard doesn't mean it's free. Standards can and do incorporate proprietary technology but this has to be covered by FRAND licences although this normally applies to patentable material rather than copyright.

APIs in standards could be contributed by a 3rd party. If not they're going to be copyright of the standards body and that doesn't guarantee they're royalty free.

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Re: "the only thing that forces things like Linux to be open"

"I do not care what copyright law says, if someone says : this is free, then I can take it and nobody can complain."

Actually, as someone else has pointed out, the GPL is a licence granted under copyright law with certain conditions attached. The BSD licence is similarly a grant under copyright law with rather fewer conditions. But both depend on copyright law to keep them free (for different values of "free"). So you should care what copyright law says.

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Re: On the one hand

"Whereas Google simply lifted parts of Oracle's code, admitting as such as part of this case."

AIUI only a few lines of implementation were copied, the rest was simply the declarations.

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Re: 8 billion dollars?

"Yet it is only 1% of Google's market cap, and about 4% of Oracle's."

So Google Alphabet is about 4 times the value of Oracle at market valuation.

In that case here's an idea for Alphabet. Get together with one of the usual activist investor suspects and buy Oracle. Break it up and sell the bits off at a profit. Preferably in the course of this go back to court as the complainant in the original case and ask for a ruling to overturn the decision on the grounds that copying an API is fair use and a precedent to the contrary would impose overwhelming damage on the whole S/W industry.

As the ultimate insult I wonder what CA would pay for the database business.

No need to code your webpage yourself, says Microsoft – draw it and our AI will do the rest

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Re: Hilarious

blame those odious "User Experience" folks for that more than actual web developers.

You'll get no argument from me for blaming them from anything. but implementation has to take a share of the blame. And do we have some left over for manglements demanding DRM?

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Re: Hilarious

"Witness how terrible most software developers are at web development. "

And considering the bloated, browser dependent mess that's so often presented as a web page, witness how terrible some web developers are at web development.

Russian volcanoes fingered for Earth's largest mass extinction

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"As all right-thinking Christians know, the world was created in 4004 BC."

I wish Archbishop Alan Harper, who was an archaeologist earlier in his career, had made an ex cathedra statement contradicting his predecessor.

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How would this affect aquatic species? They have extra filtering. I suppose it could also have affected the pH of water but if their were substantial changes to water chemistry one might expect extra halides to turn up in later sedimentary rocks.

We've found another problem with IPv6: It's sparked a punch-up between top networks

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""These telecoms may have different reasons for their conflicts"

This sounds like the root of the problem. The existing IPV4 arrangements have tied their hands. Anything new gives them a basis for resumption of hostilities.

Net neutrality haters spam Californians with annoying robocalls

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Bring it on

I can't think of anything more likely to turn anyone against something than pestering them in this way.

The only way this works in sales is that it gets a small percentage of takers at the expense of pissing off a large majority.

If there are a large number of competing alternatives (e.g. double glazing, the obvious example) there's no way of knowing whether those pissed off would have bought from the caller, the competition or, indeed, not bought anything. In that case the salesmen can, with no fear of contradiction, believe they've made a gain. When the choices are limited - for, against or ignore - the cumulative risk of turning ignore into against makes it a pretty dumb proposition.

Defense Distributed starts selling gun CAD files amid court drama

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Re: I'll never understand Americans and their fetish for guns

Agreed. And it's yet another reason I wouldn't want to go there.

It poses an interesting question. Does the US represent the end-point of civilisation or is it that civilisation has yet to reach it?

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Re: oath.wav

"He's fighting for our First Amendment rights."

AKA the right to get shot. Why would anyone want that?

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Re: Magical thinking

"But banning hacksaws is the only way to prevent bank robberies with sawn-off shotguns"

Close but no cigar. Banning shotguns would be another way. If you don't have a shotgun to saw off your hacksaw is harmless.

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