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Super Micro China super spy chip super scandal: US Homeland Security, UK spies back Amazon, Apple denials

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"Just curious as to why the NCSC in the UK spoke up so rapidly in support of US corporates rather than simply denying knowledge about what had, until that point, been a Chinese/US issue?"

Splitting that into two -

Why they spoke up so rapidly? Maybe someone in the media asked them for a response.

Why they gave the answer whey did? Because it smelled as wrong to them as it seems to have done to most others with a clue.

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Re: Who gains by this ?

"What would a country gain by hurting Bloomberg ? Maybe one that wants to make it harder for us to distinguish between fact and fiction, one that generates fake news that it does not like reputable journalism from showing that the news is fake. "

The usual suspects.

It'd take a lot of work to narrow down that list.

Oracle? On my server? I must have been hacked! *Penny drops* Oh sh-

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: 1200 baud down, 75 baud up

"It could get very turing after a long day."

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Re: 1200 baud down, 75 baud up

"they managed to parcel the costs out over a dozen or so projects, on the promise that it never happened again!"

And did it?

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Re: 128K of ISDN

"300 baud, the size of a shoebox"

The size of a shoebox? I had to lug an acoustically coupled modem in some sort of huge sound insulation box and a teletype half way across N Ireland for OU tutorials.

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Re: Ah, the old days

"You'd be surprised how unwilling some of the instrument vendors are to moving this DB onto a proper server in the datacentre!"

And I can see why.

The instrument sits on the bench here. As the instrument user I control it. What datacentre? Where? What extra cabling is needed to connect it? Who runs the data centre? Who has access?

Unless there's a specific need for an instrument to be connected to a network it should be capable of being used locally; the alternative is to introduce it into the IoT where, as we all know, the S stands for Security.

Apple macOS Mojave: There's goth mode but developers will have to wait for the juicy stuff

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"a journey for developers that merges the desktop and mobile operating systems."

Wouldn't it be a great idea if every now and then the software world learned from others' mistakes.

Where can I hide this mic? I know, shove it down my urethra

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Re: re. micro sd, etc.

"Toilet roll inners, free and plentiful."

it depends on the rate at which you accumulate cables (assuming no compensating medical condition).

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"an amusing role-play"

No such thing, at least not if you have sufficient IQ to make you employable in any capacity other than marketing and management.

HMRC rapped as Brexit looms and customs IT release slips again

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Re: no surprise

"If that's the intellectual depth of the Remain argument, you're not really going to change anybody's mind, are you?"

In due course reality will do that.

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Re: EU red tape bonfire

"HMRC planning for eventuality that an additional 100,000 small businesses will need to submit four to five times as many customs documents as are currently processed."

It's called taking back control.

Decoding the Chinese Super Micro super spy-chip super-scandal: What do we know – and who is telling the truth?

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So many birds with one off the record briefing stone. Draw attention from whatever exploits you're making with Intel ME. Prepare the way for "Nice little motherboard business you've got there. Pity if something happened to due to manufacturing off-shore/not co-operating with us. Remember the Super Micro incident".

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Re: Should we be worried ?

"and fit itself into even the smallest box you have left lying around."

But you won't know if it's still alive until you open the box.

Former General Electric boss explains how he got the internet wrong

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"To be a smart buyer of technology, he said, you have good practitioners. And that requires talent."

Tell that to all those buying outsourcing, especially HMG.

It's good to know somebody gets it at last.

Sendgrid blurts out OWN customers' email addresses with no help from hackers

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"The Reg asked Sendgrid yesterday why it hadn't focused on making sure nobody could access the pages without proper credentials, instead of just asking crawlers to please not show the information in their search results. We'll update when it responds."

Don't hold your breath. They probably don't understand the question. They're in marketing.

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Re: 3rd-Party Cloud Email Solutions

"It really helps too when you write to a firm to opt-out, but get this as a reply 'Rejected high-probability of spam'."

If you're in the EU just grass them up to your local data protection regulator.

UK space comes to an 'understanding' with Australia as Brexit looms

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Re: Inconvenient Truths

"The UK on its own is no longer a world super power, and the sooner we come to terms with this, the better the future will be"

Joining the EU was the result of coming to terms with this.

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Re: RE: Mooseman

"The EU is in multiple self inflicted crises, the chaos is already there. Everything is going to be the end of the EU and Eurozone according to its presidents and leaders of member countries."

Project Fear.

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Re: RE: Mooseman

"I always wince when I hear we have a poor hand to play."

So do I for the simple reason we have no hand. On the most minuscule of majorities on an advisory referendum HMG has decided unconditionally that we leave. No feasibility study. No planning (you may remember that a citizen had to go to court* to even get them to realise that they needed Parliamentary consent). That, as far as I can see, amounts not no hand.

*Sadly mistimed. If she'd held her hand until now it could have thrown a real spanner in the works to discover that the invocation of Article 50 didn't meet the constitutional requirement.

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Re: RE: Mooseman

"And May is a poor negotiator letting them get away with it."

Did you not understand what Mooseman wrote? That it was the UK - us - who insisted that non-EU countries should not have access to the encrypted data. Or do you not understand that Brexit means that the UK becomes a nonEU country?

Please enlighten us as to how you would negotiate us out of that one?

California cracks down on Internet of Crap passwords with new law to stop the botnets

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Re: What a stupid bill

"All they need to say is that you need to be forced to reset the password from the default in order to use the device."

Great idea. That's why the bill makes exactly that provision.

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Re: Not in anyone's interest

"security = PITA, so unless you can come up with something worse than a PITA"

Make insecurity a bigger PITA.

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Re: Not in anyone's interest

"the owner doesn't care as the bulbs continue to work"

The owner will care if the law obliges the ISP to cut them off from the net. Next time they'll buy better light bulbs. Even if, by that time, the original vendor is making better light bulbs they'll find they have lost reputation.

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Re: No need for a unique password

"companies get complaints and lose customers"

If the playing field is level the only place for a customer to go is someone selling something that behaves the same way. See my comment about some not learning except by experience.

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Re: No need for a unique password

"Then curse and snarl six months later when he forgot it and needs to to force a reset on his IoT thingy."

Experience is a dear teacher but there are those who will learn at no other.

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Re: But will they give out the "unique" password?

"You have a brick."

Next time buy something that handles such stuff better.

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Re: The problem...

"They will need someone to program a password into each device"

There is an option to force the user to secure the device with its own password before it will become operational.

"I don't need Big Brother telling me what I need to do to improve the security of my devices."

Frankly I don't give a toss whether you take any steps to secure your devices at all. What I do care about is you exposing an insecure device on the network where it can be weaponised to attack me or anyone else. If it takes legislation to force you to do that, then so be it.

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Re: Any device manufactured in California..

"the person who manufactures, or contracts with another person to manufacture on the person’s behalf"

It still doesn't apply to devices on sale from non-Californian manufacturers even where manufacturer is defined as above. Selling or offering for sale would be a better target. The killer blow would be forbidding the connection of an insecure device to the internet with liability on both the owner and the ISP. If a customer is found with an insecure device facing the net the ISP would be obligated to disconnect them until the device is removed. That kills the market for such devices.

New Zealand border cops warn travelers that without handing over electronic passwords 'You shall not pass!'

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Re: Do Not Underestimate The Power Of Sheep and Kiwi Fruit

"NZ doesn't have a number of crop pests."

What it does have is a particularly nasty flatworm that eats earthworms and it's exported them here. That's not only GB but also N Ireland - I don't know if they've got south yet but I had the bastards in my garden in Lisburn. It's a great pity they didn't pay as much attention to not letting stuff out as they do to not letting stuff in.

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Re: Empty device + TeamViewer

"install and use TeamViewer"

That helpful man from "Microsoft support" will even do that for you.

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ISTM that's what's needed here is something akin to a Chromebook in that it contains no data but where, in place of a conventional login, you VPN to a server of your choice which could be a Google account as per Chromebook but could equally well be a Nextcloud server or anything else. No default, previous login etc would be kept on the device. The user could then present an innocuous server account for customs and log into a confidential server for work.

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Re: Australia has more draconian laws

"I remember thinking that in Belfast in 1991"

I assume that that was in reply to "the terrorists have won". A lot of us thought that a good deal earlier. Given that the largest parties in Stormont are essentially the political wings of the main terrorist movements you could be right.

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Re: Have fun!

"What do you expect they'll find?"

More to the point, what do you expect you'll find on it when you get it back? In your case, you appear to expect nothing extra. That view isn't shared by others here.

Using Microsoft's Dynamics 365 Finance and Operations? Using Skype? Not for long!

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"If you change how something works, then what you've done is not refactoring."

Unless you refactor it so it's easier to break.

UK.gov asks biz for ideas on how to 'overcome' data privacy concerns in NHS

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Why does it remind me of this:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45707226 ?

UK should set its own tax on tech giants if international deal isn't reached – Chancellor

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Re: What kind of conservatives want to tax everything?

"Providing entertainment without a monetary price tag."

Without a monetary price tag maybe. But I refer you back to your previous comment about not being stolen from. How about users having their privacy stolen. And even if the users accept this, how about those who are non-account holders having their privacy stolen by way of shadow profiles?

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Re: What kind of conservatives want to tax everything?

"Who gets to dictate fair..."

The Chancellor of the Exchequer pro tem.

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Re: A thought experiment

"Just watch Jeremy Kyle"

I'd rather not, thanks all the same.

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Re: A thought experiment

"How massive would the unrest and protest be in the country as millions of addicts demanded their social media fix back immediately?"

They'd take to Twitter in their droves to protest.

Haven't updated your Adobe PDF software lately? Here's 85 new reasons to do it now

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Haven't updated your Adobe PDF software lately?

No. Don't use it. Okular does quite nicely.

Manchester nuisance-call biz fined £150k after ignoring opt-out list

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Re: ICO information in reports

"Why treat like a Parking Charge with a reduction for prompt payment?"

Because otherwise non-recoverable enforcement costs might be greater than the reduction.

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Re: What about pinning the CEO's balls on a board displayed on public place?

That should help promote women to senior executive posts.

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Re: overnment is planning to make directors personally liable

"See also the proposed death by cycling laws."

Your comment ignores the fact that there are already laws dealing with death caused by motorised vehicles but when a cyclist caused a death the only legislation that could be found to apply was that drawn up to deal with management of horses. Are you arguing that because cyclists cause few deaths there shouldn't be a means to prosecute those few?

In my view as soon as I leave my gate* I become part of the traffic irrespective of whether I'm on foot (human or horse!) or on wheels (and irrespective of the number of wheels or te power source). As such I have equal responsibility with all other road users to ensure my safety and that of the rest of the traffic. Is that unreasonable?

*Like a good many rural lanes there is no separate footway; it's all road surface. I use the word surface in its most general sense.

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Re: Government is planning to make directors personally liable

Don't just plan it: do it. GDPR/current DPA (and, I think , the previous DPA) already has this facility so if the prosecution could be brought under DPA rather than any other act this should be done.

Another power which would be useful would be to freeze a company bank account and company registration as soon as the company is first contacted.

Why are sat-nav walking directions always so hopeless?

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Re: walking directions

" just keeping the (Twinkle free) Post Office Tower to my right as I walked"

Too many pubs and you just find yourself orbiting the tower.

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"Walking's kinda hard for someone with a bum knee."

Amen to that, brother.

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Re: Tea with milk

"stuff that's squirted out of a cow without any intervening processes (the tap has a sign 'boil before using'"

You boil your cows?

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Re: Tea with milk

"Sshhh, nobody tell the God's Own Country mob that their water is soft and not dead hard"

It depends where you are. Up in the dales it's hard. In the [millstone] gritty Dark Peak it's soft, all the better for our once-upon-a-time textile industry.

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Re: Too many apps

"If lost in a forest go always down. You will reach a stream or gully and leave the forest along it. Going up will inevitably end on a hilltop."

It depends on the local terrain. In some places if you follow a stream you'll end up stuck in some form of mire. If it's not mountainous stick to the ridge and follow that down*. A lot of pre-historic tracks were ridgeways for good reason.

*Unless the ridge ends in a sharp drop.

UK ruling party's conference app editable by world+dog, blabs members' digits

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Remind me again...why are email addresses supposed to be good IDs for access to anything other than the email account and maybe not even for that?

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