* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Javid's in, Rudd's out: UK Home Sec quits over immigration targets scandal

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Re: Diversity in action ...

"They usually last about a year regardless of whether they are from the Blue, Red or Yellow parties."

The HO manages to shed those it can't house-train. Those who are house-trained are usually suspected by the PM. In Rudd's case the last didn't apply as the PM is also a house-trained Home Sec.

Windrush immigration papers scandal: What it didn't teach UK.gov about data compliance

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It's a great pity that successive DPAs haven't included an offence of misusing data protection as a convenient excuse because this is just another attempt at it.

GDPR allows data to be kept as long as it's required for its original use. Assuming that the records' original purpose was to prove legality of residence then they remain a required document for the life of the individual to whom they apply. If they were needed to prove that legality for a dependent then they're required for the life of that person too. There's anecdotal evidence that they were still being referred to which should have clarified the matter.

One aspect that's not been mentioned is whether these were statutory records. If they were not only might there have been a statutory requirement to keep them but GDPR wouldn't apply, at least not until any statutory requirement had lapsed. Perhaps this aspect should be looked into further as whoever took the decision to destroy them might have committed an offence.

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Re: Not just immigrants

"That's because UK administration is still stuck into the Doomsday Book era. In other countries were the X century ended many years ago, you need a single ID document."

I assume that you're not from these parts or are very young because a few years back when a previous Home Sec wanted to introduce ID cards it very quickly became clear that this was politically unpopular. Even the disk drives used for the pilot scheme had to be destroyed.

We don't like such things. It smacks too much of population control.

By the way, it's the Domesday Book. Same root as "domestic".

IBM Australia to end on-shore software support

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Re: Worldwide support out of India?

"breach of contract"

That was my thought. Possibly those who signed the contracts for the customer are reluctant to involve their legal department on the basis that if they were to look carefully they might find a brief clause around page 288 that lets IBM do this and legal will send them back with their arse in a sling for signing such a contract.

Exposing 145m Equifax customer deets: $240m. Legal fees: $28.9m. Insurance: Priceless

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"Did I miss anything?"

Probably more like $25.5 million to people doing the work, $20 top management bonuses for telling someone to get it done.

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"Equifax clawed back some $10m from insurers in the quarter, taking the tally to $50m since the embarrassing incident. The company noted that it maintains $125m of cybersecurity insurance."

I wonder what their premium's likely to be in future.

Windows USB-stick-of-death, router bugs resurrected, and more

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A worth-while moratorium?

Rather than the moratorium ICAN'T keeps asking for how about one on new features? Spend a development cycle or two just fixing bugs in existing features.

Europe fires back at ICANN's delusional plan to overhaul Whois for GDPR by next, er, year

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"It's going to be a mess, and there really does need to be some kind of grace period where companies can get caught and told to sort things out, but not necessarily get stung for the fine, because those fines could cause some serious damage if they're doled out to every offender from day one."

In practice regulators aren't going to be able to follow up all complaints so they'll have to make choices. Hopefully it'll be a case of chase a few particularly egregious examples first and have a warning letter system for the small fry. When they have the resources they can then follow up on the warning letters and see if they've got into compliance.

But on the wider issue of not being aware etc. companies, charities, societies etc. generally have a good idea of the accounting, statutory reporting and other rules that apply to them. When you ignore the hype this is just another of those rule sets to be incorporated into BAU. As with the other rules some organisations will fail, deliberately or otherwise; of those that fail some, as with the other rules, will get lucky and not be caught while others are penalised. It will all become the new normal.

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Re: It's always fun when organizations pretend that the law doesn't apply to them

"They just decided waste the majority of that time doing nothing"

I don't think they were doing nothing. I think they were actively pretending it didn't exist.

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Re: You simply do not understand how EU stuff works

"Guys please come down to us from your EU Olympus and explain how to implement what you've invented."

It's very simple. You do one of two things. One is you look at the rights it says data subjects should have and give the subjects those. The alternative is that you pay the fines.

If you weren't abusing the data subjects in the past option one isn't that onerous. If you find it difficult it says a lot more about the operation you run than it does about the EU being out of touch.

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"just exactly how do you use the information to check on anything?"

Big hint: you can whois IP addresses as well as domains.

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Re: EU-only root servers

"While that allows EU citizens to look up EU addresses, .eu would cease to exist for the rest of the world"

Who said anything about EU-only root servers? The rest of the world would be free to use them. And why would they set themselves up as just for EU domains? If the rest of the world decided to treat a non-US server as the definitive global root then either the US follows suit or .com etc, as you put it, ceases to exist for the rest of the world.

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Re: "Europe is scarcely at the forefront of anything any more,"

"Jet Engine?"

Cough. Frank Whittle. Cough.

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Re: Best Outcome

"a proper international origination can be set up in its place."

Be very careful what you ask for. That "proper international organisation" is waiting in the wings. It's the ITU. Lots of governments would like to get their hands on control of the internet and this would be how they'd do it. An arm's length organisation like ICANN is better than that although what's needed is an arm's length organisation unlike ICANN. Or even a completely independent organisation.

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Re: I don,t get it.

Very simple.

Companies House data is statutory and statutory data isn't covered by GDPR.

Whois data isn't statutory data and is covered by GDPR.

Sigh. Not the first time I've posted this and I don't suppose it will be the last.

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Re: What's the problem?

"They need explicit consent to hold the email address in the first place"

The email address would be needed as part of the provision of the service to communicate with the registrant. It's making it public that's the crux.

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"Thinking here about non-commercial special interest sites."

You're right. If this option isn't a provided for in the S/W running them either the S/W is going to need an update or that feature will need to be turned off. The BT community kit which is one option for this sort of site has a tick-box for this.

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Re: Interesting wording

"Perhaps a smaller fine followed by a huge one if the miss the proposed timescales?"

That would have to be decided by individual regulators on a case-by-case basis. But a general concept of a moratorium would be impossible for the simple reason that if you grant it to one you'd have to grant it to all. The date has been known for years in advance. Just because they chose to ignore it it doesn't go away and they've absolutely no excuses to ask for any leeway.

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"I doubt they even require a warrant -from a GDPR perspective at least - there are access clauses for Legal and Regulator Enforcement."

What's really upsetting their constituency - IP* lawyers - is that that's probably not going to allow fishing expeditions.

* Not Internet Protocol!

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Re: Special process...

"it's implementation time that's the stickler"

Just start proceedings next month and you'll be surprised how short implementation time can be.

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"It's mostly just used by copyright cartels to sue people anyway."

I think what you're saying is that you haven't worked out how to use it for your own benefit. E.g. to check on the origins of a suspicious email? If you haven't I can assure you many of us have. It belongs with ad-blockers and Noscript as part of our everyday internet security measures.

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Re: No public details, no domains

"That would make a good argument for the organisation to be disbanded and put under the control of a global body."

That global body would be the ITU. There are a number of governments wanting to do just that with the internet. That should be enough to concentrate ICANN's mind. ICANN's mind? What a strange concept.

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"You think that if they did that, the EU wouldn't be able to set up a bunch of rootservers overnight"

Well, just a single rootserver for all the domains, fragmentation wouldn't be good. And easy enough to stand one up. Just select one of the current mirrors and make that definitive. I doubt the EU itself would even need to do anything. If the European registrars haven't got together and hatched a contingency plan for this I'd be surprised. The old saying is that the internet routes round damage; ICANN is starting to look like damage.

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"The other course of action would be for ICAAN to stick 2 fingers up at the EU"

Fair enough, but what does ICANN have to do?

Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie, oi oi oi! Tech zillionaire Ray's backdoor crypto for the Feds is Clipper chip v2

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"That report concluded that law enforcement demands ... pose problems for human rights."

Not surprising. That's the objective when stripped of all the rhetoric.

ZX Spectrum reboot firm's shareholders demand current directors go

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Re: "between May 8th and 12th"

"Of what year ?"

And how many?

High Court gives UK.gov six months to make the Snooper's Charter lawful

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Wanting an extension on the deadline to do something they don't want to do? ICANN't think where I heard of anything like that.

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Re: Write your damned MP people

"So please write your MP, there is a website and everything that makes it easy, and tell them that you have along memory, so come election time"

I had this conversation with my MP before the last election. He's no longer my MP.

Boss sent overpaid IT know-nothings home – until an ON switch proved elusive

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Re: Way Back...

"I was given an apology and lunch with drinks in the local pub."

The power socket controlled by a light switch? I might have gone to the pub for lunch and drinks but not gone back to the house afterwards.

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Re: Users....

"Print after print spews forth."

Long time ago I dropped in at a local computer shop found puzzled staff at the printer (sprocket fed - it was a long time ago). They'd sent some massive file by mistake and switched off the PC hoping to stop it only to find the printer continued for about 40 more pages. Well, printers have buffers don't they?

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Re: Angry client rolled over the Ethernet patch cable with his office chair

Why was a patch cable unprotected in a situation where it could be rolled over - or tripped over? Sometimes elfin safety have a point.

Can't log into your TSB account? Well, it's your own fault for trying

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Re: French Cinema

"if it had been left entirely in Japanese it would be been entirely baffling."

My kids watched it. From what I recall how exactly would leaving it entirely in Japanese have been any different?

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Re: We are currently experiencing large volumes of customers

"unusually high call volumes"

The fact that they thought it worth preparing a recording of that phrase tells you all you need to know about their call centre planning.

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Re: We are currently experiencing large volumes of customers

"The pensioners seemed happy enough"

Huh? This is one who wouldn't have been.

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"During the cold spell last month, calls to my gas boiler maintenance insurance hotline (Corgi Homeserve, if you must know) "

More fool you. Just find a reliable local boiler engineer. Yes there some.

BOFH: Guys? Guys? We need blockchain... can you install blockchain?

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"I'm surprised they aren't already using work purchased hardware for mining crypto currently."

Shhhh. Don't tell.

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So the new Boss has gone the same way as all his predecessors. Oh well, there'll be another along any time soon.

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Re: Missed a trick here

"But a good BOFH could have a ball with a building full of IoT tat."

The BOFH has many of these. It's how he runs things. He just hasn't told the company.

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Re: Cost benefit analysis needed

"Would using the headroom on virtualisation hosts to mine cryptocurrency pay for the increased power usage?"

For the BOFH, not for the company.

Openreach and BT better watch out for... CityFibre after surprise £537m takeover deal

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Re: Sigh .....

"BT offered back in 1997/98 time frame to fibre up the whole nation if only it could get out of the restriction of doing TV early."

Look back earlier than that to when cable franchises were handed out but BT was excluded as a matter of policy. The cable cable companies cherry-picked than and no doubt this current development will simply represent more competition in the cherry-picking industry.

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Re: Sigh .....

"it wasnt sold off to multiple parties it was just handed everything and left to get on with it"

Unlike the railways where the train operating companies had to run over someone else's rails.

I spy with my little eye ... a quantum drum with TRILLIONS of atoms

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"At 15 microns ... of the scale of a human hair"

Not quite that scale. A grain of hazel pollen is more or less triangular and about 25 microns per side. Hazel's fairly typical so 15 micron is about the size of a smallish pollen grain. You might see it with the naked eye as a point of light. If you wanted to see its shape you'd need a decent microscope.

But certainly bigger than what quantum physicists work on.

Windrush immigration papers scandal is a big fat GDPR fail for UK.gov

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Re: Smedley Hydro

"Well well well"

Life's full of surprises.

Brit MPs brand Facebook a 'great vampire squid' out for cash

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Re: I don't seen this as sustainable.

"I really can't understand why companies think that people with entrenched positions and loyalties, are going to be swayed by a simple advert."

The advertising industry which, let's not forget, sells nothing but advertising will undoubtedly produce results showing how many people respond positively to ads. Rice-Davies applies of course.

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Re: OK: Facebook is a bad boy ...

Google try and circumvent that by pop up "our agreement with you"

It's going to be interesting to see what happens to this under GDPR given that agreeing to extended data collection, to coin a term, can't be tied to provision of a service.

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Re: "Vampire Squid"

Good to know that "vampire squid" is a acceptable parliamentary language. Maybe we'll get to hear more of it.

Who will fix our Internal Banking Mess? TSB hires IBM amid online banking woes

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"You'd also move all of your staff's accounts over to the new system (fun for them) to see how it handles that volume of business for an extended pilot period in the run up to go live."

Maybe that was the plan but the staff saw it coming and switched.

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Re: So TSB's answer is to throw more people at at it.

"Clearly, nobody in TSB manglement has read The Mythical Man Month. Ironic, since it was written by a former (and highly respected) IBMer."

You might have read at least the first post.

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"it's nice to know the general is beside you when the troops are at the front line."

Even if he's only refilling the kettle and cutting the sandwiches. In fact especially if that's all he's doing.

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Re: What are IBM going to do? Wave a fucking magic wand?

"I am hoping the details do get leaked, but I for one am not pinning this entirely on TSB."

What has to be pinned on TSB is that they took stock of the situation and decided they were in a position to go ahead in a single operation. And then found they weren't.

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