Posts by Doctor Syntax

Nikola Tesla's greatest challenge: He could measure electricity but not stupidity

Re: The name 'Tesla' has been hijacked

"It is the nearly obsolete in Britain adze (most carpenters to use one have retired and I have seen one only in Eastern Europe)."

https://www.robertthompsons.co.uk/

Re: country & western singers

Where do those using the term "scrum" and wearing rugby boots appear? Hopefully not too far below those wearing football kit. And amongst the latter do those not on a football field appear above or below those who are? I appreciate that in the normal circumstances the car is unlikely to find itself running down those who are on a football field; the manufacturers should make more efforts in this respect.

Re: country & western singers

"In my opinion, If the autonomous car is out of control, then by definition, even if it can make a decision on who to kill, it can't actually control the vehicle to take aim."

My guess would be that an autonomous car gets out of control of it's AI by the latter overloaded with conflicting information and rules so that in order to ditch the lot it needs an emergency routine to follow. I suspect they're all loaded up with a secret "kill the lone pedestrian" function and that eventually it will be triggered where the overload arises in an entirely innocuous situation.

After all the emissions cheating stuff would you really believe it would be beyond the car manufacturers' inclinations?

Smartphone industry is in 'recession'! Could it be possible we have *gasp* reached 'peak tech'?

Re: not unless they die.

"That will be my next daily phone once I've completed it, or my current phone dies, whichever comes first."

And what really happens if your current phone dies before your home built phone's ready.

Which scientist should be on the new £50 note? El Reg weighs in – and you should vote, too

Re: What, no Barnes Wallis?

It's an idea to bounce around.

Re: A tricky balance between worthy and recognition

"Putting Rosalind Franklin on as a kind of consolation prize smacks of white male guilt and would have probably just annoyed her."

OK, both Franklin and Maxwell. There is a connection.

Would Wheatstone be a bridge too far?

Re: Bertrand Russell

There's one downvoter who doesn't get it.

Clunk, bang, rattle: Is that a ghost inside your machine?

Re: RFI ghosts

"After much research, I found the source was the HUGE, clunky Leica power supply for the mercury lamp used for fluorescence imaging at the latter department."

Was this the stabilized one? Make sure all nearby electronics are switched off before firing it up. It's along time since I used one of those but remember it being a brute.

BT: We're stocking warehouses with kit ahead of Brexit to avoid shortages

Re: A timely reminder...

"But Ireland isn't"

Bushmills is.

UK and EU crawling towards post-Brexit data exchange deal – reports

"Labour minister slams attitude that reaching an adequacy agreement is assured"

A Labour minister? Did we have a general election and I didn't hear about it?

Re: So basically what will happen

So much for the "freedom" of being liberated from the EU's tyranny.

The alternative is having a lot of people liberated from the tyranny of having to go to work.

'He must be stopped': Missouri candidate's children tell voters he's basically an asshat

The best thing about guaranteed freedom of speech, is that the nutters out themselves publicly without fear and other nutters stand around agreeing. Not so good.

'Privacy is a human right': Big cheese Sat-Nad lays out Microsoft's stall at Future Decoded

Re: "Privacy is a human right"

I think we'll believe it when telemetry's completely turned off and all the telemetry data destroyed. Until then it's just sounds he made when he opened his mouth.

US Republicans bash UK for tech tax plan

"offers an opportunity for poorer countries to receive their fair share."

The existing tax system offers that. For multinationals there's an international market place in low corporate taxes. If a low tax rate brings in more from large multinationals than it loses from local businesses then it's a net gain. It also benefits any local businesses who export goods or services, so win-win. At present the UK's not in a position to play in that market. Not yet.

Re: An easy solution

"That the bank of Mum and Dad doesn't charge interest and doesn't charge naming rights should be a core principle"

You mean I could have been charging the offspring for use of my surname?

"I can't see this weakened minority UK government, that is fractured by internal splits and lacking in direction on Brexit, managing to stand up against the USA."

There's nothing unites people better than an external enemy. Post Brexit the US can replace the EU in that role.

"Typical US politician, happy to do whatever it takes to protect home market"

What a pity more UK politicians don't want to protect UK firms' home market.

Re: The irony

"the UK has local taxation on top of national taxation... Council Tax"

Different entities being taxed. Personal taxes are income based, company taxes are on profits. CGT is on capital gains, VAT on value added. Council tax, including business taxes, are on occupation of property. If you want to get into double taxation you need to look at VAT on fuel taxes - but it's not local on national.

Re: International norms

"The UK already has full powers to cut down on tax evasion, and it's good to see that it is starting to do so."

This is where we need to discriminate between evasion and avoidance. Evasion is illegal so obviously the UK has full powers at its disposal. Avoidance, which is the case here, is the use of legal means to reduce tax. That means that the only powers available to a govt. not happy with the tax take are to huff and puff but let the avoider carry on, change rules on existing taxes, introduce new taxes or, in the case of multinationals, reduce tax rates so as to make the country a more attractive place in which taxable income can be realised. The last is only really workable for a small economy such as Ireland or Luxembourg but not, at present, the UK. A new tax seems to be the most workable of the others.

Re: International norms

"there's a massive tax evasion exercise going on"

Evasion or avoidance?

"The ongoing global dialogue on the digital economy through the OECD framework should not be pre-empted"

Is any particular country slowing down the OECD process by any chance? If the US thinks the OECD route is the best then surely they'll respond by ensuring it's speeded up, wouldn't they? Wouldn't they?

UK banking TITSUP*: This time it's Clydesdale and Yorkshire banks

Clydesdal...

..."working on a fix, which one Twitter user imagined thus:"

Disappointment. I was expecting something more like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq_LX8HXg4c

Facebook sets Linux kernel tools free

Re: Hmm, usually when a company does that...

"let's give it to the community so they can maintain it for free"

But has Linus accepted into the mainstream kernel?

Who's been pottering about with kernel code?

"The software allows bytecode to run in response to specific events for the purpose of modifying and extending kernel behavior."

Just what everyone needs - send bytecodes to your somebody's kernel and get them executed with, presumably, kernel privileges.

Memo to Mark Sedwill: Here's how to reboot government IT

As the UK does not have a scheme of 'identity', its administrative law does not rely upon one, making the idea of an 'online identity verification' irrelevant as well as conceptually dubious

Combine this with an earlier sentence in the same paragraph in the evidence:

Setting aside debates over the nature of identity and its “proof”, the ability to assert it incontrovertibly “online” is in doubt.

Thank goodness somebody gets it.

"A lot of commentards seem to be missing one of the Professor's main points"

Missed it? I can't see much evidence that they even read it.

Re: IBM?

"But he might of been in IBM when they were good."

On the other hand he might have been in IBM when they were good.

Re: Hmmm....

"I'm a tad cynical that letting the academics at the problem is going to make it any better.

From the point of view of an outsider looking in, the three things you need for 'digital transformation'..."

I take it you didn't actually go to look at the evidence to the committee. It wasn't so much that they were doing "transformation" wrong, more that they were doing the wrong thing:

Many public administrative functions such as assessing the needs of benefits claimants are not amenable to online self-service. Consequently, policy implementations not suited to this approach (such as Universal Credit and CAP-D – see my evidence to the Work and Pensions Committee) became highly contentious and problematic as GDS insisted on using the wrong tools for the job. Public sector bodies are not entrepreneurial businesses — almost the opposite as they must follow their founding legislation impartially and consistently. The data they collect and use is determined by their legislative base. Government departments are structured around the policy and legislation assigned to their Secretary of State by the Prime Minister. None of these entities are changeable (“transformable”) at the whim of their managers.

Your idea of being able to "stand on toes" and "have the authority to make changes to the legacy" is exactly what they were trying to do. But the "legacy" includes legislation that only Parliament has the authority to decide and policy which is the PM & Cabinet's responsibility That, according to the Prof. is where they went wrong/

Re: Simple solution.

"Don't let any civil servant use anything more technologically advanced than tracing paper and crayon."

As far as the Civil Servants in GDS were concerned I though that was about the level of technology they were suited to. It looked as if that's what they'd used & then turned it over to a few kids to convert into HTML etc. The real Civil Servants were, I suspect, a good deal frustrated with all this and probably capable of doing a much better job. Make no mistake - this thing was driven by politicians for whom tracing paper and crayon might well have proved too challenging.

Check this out: Radisson Hotel Group 'fesses up to 'security incident'

Re: "Loyalty" Cards

The cashiers always give me dirty looks when the phone number associated with "my" rewards/loyalty account is the same one I just overheard the customer in front of me blurt out.

If you're going to do that sort of thing do it properly. Look up their customer services number before hand. That way their marketing can learn something useful about their customer service.

Look for Radisson to be recruiting a data protection officer soon. It looks as if they don't have one at present.

Apple's launch confirms one thing: It's determined to kill off the laptop for iPads

Re: Future ARM laptops

"one of the kids has an MBA"

I put that sort of thing down to bad parenting.

IBM sits draped over the bar at The Cloud or Bust saloon. In walks Red Hat

Re: Clouded vision

"For starters, RHEL is not free. It's pay-to-play."

Any payment is an advance payment for the services. If you don't want to download the free source and compile it yourself Centos, Scientific Linux & maybe others will do that FoC so it's not necessary to pay for it unless you want the services.

This decision "speaks to the overall rationale for this megadeal", said Indraneel Arampatta, analyst at Megabuyte.

And what does the overall rationale have to say in reply?

McAfee says cloud security not as bad as we feared… it's much worse

Re: So who's buying all these unsecured cloud instances?

"by the time you DO see the light"

....it's someone with a torch (flashlight) bringing you more work.

Official: IBM to gobble Red Hat for $34bn – yes, the enterprise Linux biz

Re: IBM is to FOSS as oil is to water

"Hence we got Apache, Postfix"

Apache & Postfix are from IBM?

Re: Goodbye Centos

"Centos is owned by RedHat now."

RedHat is The Upstream Vendor of Scintific Linux. What happens to them if IBM turn nasty?

Re: Less pessimistic here

"This is a hostile takeover"

Nobody's claiming that. A hostile takeover would be one opposed by the board. The hostility predicted is on the part of the employees and nobody ever took their position into consideration in a takeover.

If you're in the UK, warehousing, especially cold storage.

Re: innovation and work culture

"what is sure is that they will buy a lot of talent."

And what do IBM do with talent?

Re: At least is isnt oracle or M$

"The OS is from Linus and chums"

Some of those chums (can that number really be called chums) work for RH.

So now it becomes Blue Hat.

Will systemd become standard on mainframes as well?

Assange catgate hearing halted as Ecuador hunts around for someone who speaks Australian

"he's being very very stupid, shitting on the people who are keeping him out of the clutches of the US government"

Don't they realise what a privilege it is having him shit on them?

Sorry friends, I'm afraid I just can't quite afford the Bitcoin to stop that vid from leaking everywhere

Re: But Why?

"It can't be the same person... can it?"

It'll be the same person selling the list and text to 50+ hopefuls. Guess who's the real scammer and the real scammed.

Re: Apparently, I've won the Lottery

"Two Million Seven Hundred Great British Pounds Starlings"

I know starlings form big flocks but I'd no idea the problem had got so bad. Where do they all roost?

Re: Racist?

"Why can't straight white guys just be civil and realise not everyone got handed a golden ticket at birth?"

Not meaning to upset you but there are those who will automatically take anything said by a white male as being suspect. No, let me rephrase that: who will automatically assume anything thought by him will be suspect even if he harbours, let alone voices, no such thoughts. Such an approach is, of course, just as sexist and racist as that of which the victim is being accused and it's appropriate to point that out, along with the casual ageism which usually accompanies it

Your implied assumption that every straight white guy got handed a golden ticket at birth* is just an example of this. White male children from poor families in the UK today are reported to be the most disadvantaged in terms of educational outcomes. It's contrary to that applied assumption but it would be equally wrong to assume that each such child will inevitably go on to become an illiterate benefits dependent.

*Speaking personally I grew up for the first 14 years in a house which had no electricity, no mains drainage, initially no mains water, few books, not enough bedrooms for the three generations of extended family it housed and in which the cooking facilities were a double gas ring and a C19th coal-fired range replaced eventually by a second hand 1920s model. Could have been worse, many were. While the competitive Yorkshiremen is an amusing sketch there was an underlying reality.

Re: Damn

"offering to sell them £5 notes at a discount"

In reality I expect it was only the attached film crew that stopped him from having his collar felt. It could be a way of cashing in on forgeries.

Re: "muat have missed a random site in the early days."

"As lots of companies want a more private one. I need a public, private, personal, and then company independent and/or throw away ones. Looks like there is a hole in the market for a product there!"

It's a market niche but not a hole as there are several mail service providers who will provide domain and email hosting facilities. Just set up a series of addresses all forwarding to one inbox. Make some long term use case specific (bank, family and friends etc.) and a throw away one that runs for a few weeks and then gets torn down.

The D in Systemd stands for 'Dammmmit!' A nasty DHCPv6 packet can pwn a vulnerable Linux box

Re: Old is good

"Theo de Raadt bollocking him every other week"

As infrequently as that?

Re: Meh

"debootstrap --arch amd64 --variant=minbase ascii /devuan http://deb.devuan.org/merged"

My idea of a clean reinstall is boot from optical drive/USB stick, reformat and install.