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Be wary of emails with links to ... er, Google Drive? Is that right?

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Re: Standard practice

"HR also regularly sends out announcements by sharing a link to Google Docs."

HR and marketing - the weakest points in any organisation*. They'll only send out this crap indistinguishable from phishing if they don't know what's wrong with them and if they don't know what's wrong with them they'll have know inhibitions in falling for incoming.

* Apart from senior management, of course.

Blockchain is a lot like teen sex: Everybody talks about it, no one has a clue how to do it

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"of the supply chain projects that got past sign-off, most remain in the pilot phase."

That sounds like praising with faint damns.

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followed by the "Slope of Enlightenment", ending at the "Plateau of Productivity".

Or not as the case may be.

Hate e-scooters? Join the club of the pals of 190 riders in Austin TX who ended up in hospital

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Re: I do not like these scooters

Under the circumstances I took it to be a minimum limit imposed to keep traffic flowing.

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"Serious injury is defined as something requiring at least a 48-hour hospital stay, fracturing a bone (except nose, finger or toe), severe bleeding, damaging an internal organ, or suffering burns to more than 5 per cent of the body."

Good to know that death isn't a serious injury.

Dutch chip-making specialist ASML rifles through pockets of rival XTAL: Nice IP. We'll be having that

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"XTAL's attempt to file for bankruptcy before the trial court could end. If the company succeeded, it could sell off its intellectual property – even if it featured chunks of ASML's code."

I can't imagine much success if the property was largely at risk of being invalidated by the ongoing court case.

If the thing you were doing earlier is 'drop table' commands, ctrl-c, ctrl-v is not your friend

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Re: Shortcut curious...

Sig I once saw (and sometimes use myself):

the flow

breaks up

Top posting

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Re: The CLI is not your friend, in such situations...

"Write your destructive code so that it includes testing the condition that it is running where you intended it to run, before performing the destruction"

Which is another reason for doing it in a script. First write a SELECT* using the WHERE and HAVING clauses and run that. Only once your sure it returned what you expected do you edit that to the UPDATE or DELETE you intended. With a BEGIN at the front, of course.

*Just getting a count might be sufficient.

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Re: It's all gone a bit Pete Tong!

"He wasn't to be disappointed."

Well played, sir. Our very own Simon couldn't have done it better.

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Re: Not an IT guy but..

"Of course a script would be a more permanent solution, but sometimes you just have to run SQL on the production server."

In which case you do it in a script. It doesn't have to be a permanently saved. Your script starts with BEGIN TRANSACTION. You run the script then - and only then - your type your COMMIT.

It's a production database, belt and braces are not amiss.

'Software delivered to Boeing' now blamed for 737 Max warning fiasco

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Re: Surely...

*It never fails to boggle my mind the number of posts online about "I've found a cheaper O2 sensor that seems to work" or "I use a different kind of CO2 scrubber that isn't actually rated to go in rebreathers and none of the major manufacturers have ever tested on but it's cheaper so I'll use it".

Nobody ever posts "I tried it and it didn't work"? They must all work.

In the meantime, remember the saying "either go to sea with one compass or three."

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"Senior company leadership was not involved in the review and first became aware of this issue in the aftermath of the Lion Air accident,"

For some minute value of 'leadership'.

This seems to be a management insistent on getting what it likes to hear instead of what it needs to hear. One thing it needs to hear is "when you're in a hole, stop digging.".

Tractors, not phones, will (maybe) get America a right-to-repair law at this rate: Bernie slams 'truly insane' situation

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Re: Really good?

"What do the cabbies have to say about that?"

They'll insist on an exemption - and get it.

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Re: Clarity needed here

"In Rightpondia, manufacturers they can write whatever they want in the T&Cs but within the bounds of legality,"

The legality can depend on whether the transaction falls within consumer protection. I'd imagine a sale of a tractor to a farmer wouldn't. However in Rightpondia the tractor market is competitive so such shenanigans might amount to shutting up shop. If it wasn't they'd result in an anti-trust investigation.

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There's an alternative line of attack. If the manufacturer doesn't want buyers to repair kit they bought, they, the manufacturers, repair it themselves (through agents if they prefer) at their own cost for the life of the item, life being as long as the kit physically exists. IOW a permanent warranty. Suddenly allowing right to repair might sound like a good idea.

AI can now generate fake human bodies and faces, OpenAI to share a larger GPT-2 model, and more

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Misread the headline. It seemed like a shit project.

HPE court witness subjected to own LinkedIn page

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Re: Ooops.

"I think HPE over paid not due to any fraud but due to them just paying way to much"

Alternatively it was the CEO splashing the cash just to show what a big-shot CEO he was.

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Re: Finally

"a BOFH led how to find your own arse with both hands course"

The BOFH verson is how to find your own arse with a cattle prod.

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"claiming to have been the British firm’s chief architect was forced to look at his own Linkedin page and admit that he was no such thing"

Somebody's LinkedIn page admits that they're less important than they claim? This must be a world first.

UK taxman falls foul of GDPR, agrees to wipe 5 million voice recordings used to make biometric IDs

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It must have come as a nasty shock to HMRC to discover that not only do other parts of the govt. make rules but that they, HMRC are not above the law and have to follow said rules.

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Re: Voice ID, over the phone, for financial security?

"Given how alike family members can sound and given the quality of the average phone line"

I've recently had a few phone conversations with a cousin for the first time in years and it's amazing how like her mother she sounds. I'd be surprised if the system could tell them apart.

In passing I discovered that mailname@hotmail.com doesn't go to the same mailbox as mailname@hotmail.co.uk. I'd assumed they would and the fact that it isn't seems to open the door to impersonation without faffing with UTF look-alike characters.

'I do not wish to surrender' Julian Assange tells court over US extradition bid

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Re: The Swedes do not want him.

"The charges were always dubious, which is why they never interviewed Assange in London..... And they never actually charged Assange with anything."

And there was me supposing that it was because Assange was in the Ecuadoran embassy. Are you telling me he wasn't fleeing anything but had gone to see about a tourist visa, got lost and couldn't find his way out for 9 years?

Remember there was no extradition warrant out from the US, just Sweden.

UK is 'not a surveillance state' insists minister defending police face recog tech

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Re: Homogenised Populace?

"The UK public is one homogenous blob, with a hive mind?"

Just the tabloids.

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"I understand that it is distressing for genuine victims but allowing people to make false allegations just creates a new set of victims."

False allegations also make it more difficult for real victims. That was the case 40 years and more ago and no doubt still is. It looks as if we've been through a period where allegations were looked at less sceptically than previously and that resulted in a number of cases collapsing so we're now seeing a reaction to that.

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"Probably nothing much. "

Maybe. But they have enough problems without taking that risk. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48145556

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The shopping centre could try a very simple test. Put up a conspicuous notice at each entrance to say the police will be recording the face of everyone who enters but "if you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear". Then see what happens to footfall.

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The two are not mutually exclusive.

A day in the life of London seen through spam and weak Wi-Fi

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Where a couple of spammers include real email addresses themselves you can always try sending one of them an email referring them to your colleague with the other address. After all, it'd be rude not to introduce them to each other after they've introduced themselves to you.

The other option is to have an email address just for such logins which is set to bounce. It's a variation of having a specific email address for specific companies - booking.com springs to mind for no particular reason - which is set to bounce as soon as a transaction has been acknowledged.

BTW is SEO spam still a thing? It seems to have tapered off since I started replying with my SEO self-assessment list.

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"It's a station, it has trains in it, ipso facto, train station."

And to emphasise the fact, it's a place trains go to in order to be stationary.

A real head-scratcher: Tech support called in because emails 'aren't showing timestamps'

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Which is, of course, the last thing part of the email that you'll read because it's at the end.

It's just occurred to me that there might be a link to top-posting here. Do top-posters expect their emails to be read from the bottom upwards so that the reader will have got the context before reaching their pearls of wisdom?

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Re: "WTF do you think you're doing?"

I started in FORTRAN with coding sheets. When it came to making changes the most convenient way was to come in in the evenings when the data-prep teams had gone home and users could use the card punches. Eventually some card punches were made available for users during the day.

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"the lawyers preferred my solution of a box of DLT tapes with all data rather than 5 filing cabinets of paper."

They might have thought the tapes would be easier to edit.

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He pointed out that typing and them printing them in anticipation of sending them at a later date would create "all kinds of problems" – not least that none of them would have a sent date.

I'd have thought that not having a sent date on unsent emails really would have been the least of the problems.

Microsoft slaps the Edge name on SQL, unveils the HoloLens 2 Development Edition

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Re: Unfortunately

"What are you recommending we use to store data which will be further processed?"

What further processing do you envisage? The requirement determines the solution. If you're not sure how about a collection of Post-It notes.

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Re: SQL technology is obsolete

"SQL is an ideological bankrupt and will die soon"

There's a lot of opinion to support this. People have been saying it for years and years. Surely it must happen soon.

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"There seems to be some sort edict carved into the stone at the base of Redmond Towers stating that all tech must involve Artificial Intelligence these days."

Just Redmond Towers? The fly-posters have been out all over the IT industry.

Mellanox investor proposes class action to kill Nvidia's $6.9bn mega buy

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If it does scupper the purchase and the share price then drops will the other shareholders sue him?

Hey, those warrantless smartphone searches at the US border? Unconstitutional, yeah? Civil-rights warriors ask court to settle this

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Re: The US had a huge revelation in 2001

"some USians have adopted the, equally faulty, idea that the whole world hates them."

To be fair to them, they are working hard to make that so.

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Re: Taking bets now...

"Human Rights? The US has heard of the concept."

Are you sure about that?

We dunno what's worse: Hackers ransacked Citrix for FIVE months, or that Equifax was picked to help mop up the mess

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"We identified password spraying, a technique that exploits weak passwords, as the likely method by which the threat actors entered our network."

This from a company that specialises in ...remind me ... Citrix? .... isn't it networking?

We regret to inform you the massive asteroid NASA's all excited about probably won't hit Earth

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Re: What's in a name?

Thanks for that. I was wondering if it was a near miss for apotheosis.

Sinister secret backdoor found in networking gear perfect for government espionage: The Chinese are – oh no, wait, it's Cisco again

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Re: Buy American because it's better, right?

"Did I mention that it was all an accident?"

It's the US. They have bigger accidents. YUUUGE accidents. The best.

NordVPN rapped by ad watchdog over insecure public Wi-Fi claims

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"organisations supposed to be protecting the public"

The ASA is the advertising industry's self-policing (stop laughing at the back) body. Who do you think their paymasters suppose them to be protecting.

Apple, Samsung feel the pain as smartphone market slumps to lowest shipments in 5 YEARS

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Re: Just one question

Any new technology will eventually mature and when that happens the market will slow down to replacement plus younglings who've got their first pay-packet.

The one thing of which there's an inexhaustible supply is MBA/marketroid types who fail to appreciate this basic fact of life.

A2 Hosting finds 'restore' the hardest word as Windows outage slips into May

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Re: The Cloud...

"Unless it is written into the contract, treat the case as if no backups exists"

If you make your own backups you should at least occasionally check that these are what you need to restore (it might be on the backup medium but it doesn't help if your restore process has problems). If you haven't successfully tested them don't assume you have backups.

How do you get to test your supplier's backups?

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Re: i've said it before .....

"pay for SLA backed managed hosting or run your own server and backup yourself"

But read the SLA carefully.

Julian Assange jailed for 50 weeks over Ecuador embassy bail-jumping

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Re: @Len After 50 weeks

"if Sweden wants him, they take him. At the end... they return him back to the UK"

I'm not sure about the last bit. The extradition proceedings from which he was originally bailed were to return him to Sweden to face charges. After that process ended, including any sentence which might have been imposed either Sweden would have let him go free, dealt with any extradition proceedings which might have started in the interim or deported him as appropriate. I don't see why this would have changed; the bail charges here have been dealt with so, on completion of his sentence here, then there's no reason to demand his return.

"That said... how he behaves in prison is going to determine how well he survives."

Presumably you meant in a US prison. He could, of course, misbehave in a UK prison to extend his stay as a guest of HM hoping that a subsequent US government will simply ignore him.

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Re: "like a girl"

Dr Who and Ken Hagen have made the argument.

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"Assange, Snowden and Manning have shown you only one thing:

If you discover your country doing something illegal, never reveal it "

The US isn't Assange's country.

Cool story, brew: Utah karaoke crooners receive cold, refreshing shock as alcohol authority refuses beer licence

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Pint

Most recreational amenities involve "physical activity of some sort or another,"

Doesn't elbow lifting count?

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