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The difference between October and May? About 16GB, says Microsoft: Windows 10 1903 will need 32GB of space

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Re: What the feculent pile of...

Does she need to be online for the side job? If not then just keep off=line when running Windows. If it has to go on-line, can the S/W for the side-job run on Wine? If neither works and the side-job can't pay for something bigger, is the side-job paying its way?

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Re: I was looking forward to Paint again

"I had been with Mac the last 15 years but had grown bored of the complete lack of innovation since October 2011."

You say that as if it's a bad thing.

Too much innovation is simply fixing things that weren't broken.

Last year, we joked that Amazon was a cloud giant with a gift shop. Looking at these AWS figures, we were right

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Re: Amazon is the new Microsoft

"should be forcibly broken up."

Not as easy as it sounds. You could split off the stuff-selling and bit-barn business from each other and still have two businesses which remain a threat to the rest of their respective industries. You'd need to split those two businesses up so that at least they represented competition to each other.

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Re: HO HUM

And why not? That's basically what the reputation of any trading company should be based on. It makes no difference whether they were better of worse in the more distant past and you can't base it on what they'll be like in the future because your only sound predictor of that is what they've done recently.

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Re: Two day delivery?

"you have to stand in awe of the machine they are.. Both the systems behind the scenes managing all that"

Yes, the systems are awful - see my comment above.

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Re: Two day delivery?

"but Amazon have started claiming the lockers are "full" for smaller items"

It seems to be more complex than that. They won't deliver some sorts of products - for unclear and probably inconsistent reasons - to lockers. There may be a small print notice to this effect on the product listing but again I'm not sure it's consistent. But instead of telling you this explicitly when you try to assign it to a locker you get the "full" garbage.

Amazon seems to have become a distinctly curate's egg business.

Their store S/W is full of the above type of junk.

- Search was bad and has got worse. Results are padded with stuff that doesn't get anywhere near to matching search terms.

- I've seen tracking that showed a non-delivered product go into a warehouse and no further, there seems to have been no warning that something was wrong when it didn't get picked for despatch.

- I've had stuff shown as out for delivery to locker and then, for whatever reason, failed to be delivered. At that point they then fail to realise they need to despatch another PDQ or even realise that something;s wrong. When queried they'll tell you what they're doing to try to find the original. I've even had them report that it was found in a warehouse in another country. And they take the non-delivery as a return authorisation because that's the only way they can order a replacement so a courier then turns up to collect the undelivered item.

- The repeated attempts to flog Prime are beyond annoying.

Frankly I don't even care whether they use Oracle or their own database engine. I just wish the management of their logistics S/W was handed to somebody prepared to say "I don't care if it's running the biggest sales operation on the planet it's still not good enough.". Or maybe their logistics management would take that attitude and demand better.

OTOH I've found their Basics stuff to be OK. E.g. once well-respected British electrical goods company sold to asset-stripper who treat it simply as a brand; electric hot water jug has short-lived spring in the lid latch which fails in months. Like the asset stripper Amazon presumably get their equivalent made by some Chinese factory nobody in the West has heard of but theirs just works and keeps on just working.

It's springtime for Springtown as Seagate rains nearly £50m on Northern Ireland plant

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the hifi company whose name escapes me for the moment. Strathearn. Suspected as having a leakage problem, losing CMOS parts that were used in IEDs.

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It sounds like better value for money than the NI government poured into DeLorean or the hifi company whose name escapes me for the moment.

Jocasta? Jocasta! Don't ram that trolley into the man: New tech promises an end to this scenario

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Re: self-braking trolley

"Invent one that can fish itself out of canals and rivers, or just take itself back to the store after being left half a mile away and I might be impressed."

Tackle the problem, not the symptoms. Self-braking trolley with GPS & geofencing; won't let itself be pushed off the premises.

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Re: But... But... But...

"And this equipment will probably quadruple the cost of them, so is never going to happen."

It could be sold to the supermarkets by geofencing so they can't be pushed out of the car park.

Owner of Smuggler's Inn B&B ordered to put up a sign warning guests not to cross into Canada

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Re: a victim of circumstance?

"I love how our border is marked by a line of stones"

The archaeologists view is that two stones make a wall.

Eggheads confirm it's not a bug – the universe really is expanding 9% faster than expected

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Re: Evolution of the Hubble Constant

"CO2 - makes plants grow better, will contribute to desert areas growing again"

It's water that's needed to make desert areas grow again. CO2 was never a limiting factor.

And in current affairs... Apple recalls three-prong AC adapters after some shocking behavior

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The plain old mains plug is a fairly tough lump for the very good reason that safety matters.

I've no experience of Apple products but my latest laptop has a ghastly wall wart with a vulnerable looking plastic earth pin and an even more vulnerable looking rectangular plastic box on the back of it. I dread to think what an accidental kick would do to it. The combination of a localised mains lead with a rectangular or clover leave connector and a trailing power brick seems inherently much safer - an accidental kick of the power brick will simply move it across the floor.

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Re: And it has happened even before 2016...

"That slur on ISO 9000 has been repeated so often it isn't even funny any more."

It was never intended to be funny, just a comment on the quality scam industry.

The business I worked for long ago went from TQM (mantra: Get It Right First Time Every Time) to ISO 9000 (Continuous Improvement). When asked nobody in manglement was prepared to explain how, it we'd been getting it right first time every time there was scope for continuous improvement.

BOFH: It's not just an awesome app, it'll look great on my Insta. . a. a. AAAARRRRRGGH

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Re: You'd have thought...

The clue is in the word "ambient". It sets the air temperature to the ambient conditions outside. IOW it just blows air into the building.

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I had to review a project plan where the client had bought MS Basic to mock up the interface. The project was to be written in C or C++ or whatever.

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You were DIYing it wrong.

Internet industry freaks out over proposed unlimited price hikes on .org domain names

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The value in a .com address is the result of the effort that the registrant has put into whatever goods or services lie behind it. The registrar has put in very little in terms of the costs of running the registry. If the registry raises the rate on the basis that the name is now more valuable perhaps the owner should invoice them for the work done in making it so.

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Re: Domain names are all pointless

And where do you look it up if you don't know it?

Facebook: Not saying we've done anything wrong but... we're just putting $3bn profit aside for an FTC privacy fine

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Re: $3B booked off for possible fines against profits?

Where do you think the $3bn is going to come from? It might not be a tax deductible cost but it's still a cost so it's going to reduce profits.

Now Ponder Mistakes: NPM's heavy-handed management prompts JS code registry challenger

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"My initial attempt was a project called everythingstays.com which is no longer under development or maintained."

Oh dear!

Gather round, friends. Listen close. It's time to list the five biggest lies about 5G

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"So the paranoia is that all works fine until the day that the special signal is sent, and some zombie buried feature wakes up and drops your comms network into the bin."

You mean manufacturers should avoid incorporating anything running W10?

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Re: New and shiny but practically pointless

"But greater speed and capacity I'm sure will encourage people to develop new things that can make use of it."

You mean bloat?

IT sales star wins $660k lawsuit against Oracle in Qatar – but can't collect because the Oracle he sued suddenly vanished

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It could backfire. Use this case as evidence to demand a freeze of all assets as soon as the next suit is served. The outcome would probably be a requirement to deposit a substantial amount in escrow but it might produce an instant settlement.

Windows 10 May 2019 Update thwarted by obscure tech known as 'external storage'

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Re: Missing the real question

"Why does every major update break something that has been stable for years?"

Maybe the real question is why has something appeared to have been stable for years? It may well be that the apparent stability is based on special handling for specific cases. The moment a change goes near such a case and somebody forgets to tweak the special handling it breaks.

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Re: Working fine for me

"How the hell do you even get to that?"

It's simple. He has N thousand users. They all get updates and whatever the update does to their machines isn't a problem. It's whatever the great Microsoft did so it must be right. Complaints not allowed. He probably doesn't know it but all his users brought in their own devices and use those for actual work.

Baffling tale of Apple shops' 'non-facial' 'facial recognition', a stolen ID, and a $1bn lawsuit after a wrongful arrest

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Re: But what about the Police?

Reading between the lines, it looks as if they're going to say it from the witness box if it actually goes to court.

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This isn't any pencil, it's an Apple pencil.

Oh, sorry. Wrong advert.

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Re: So that's why the pencils are so expensive

"Apple didn't arrest him, the cops did so he should be filing suit against them as well."

It was the cops who realised it wasn't him and also gave the tip-off about facial recognition S/W. It looks as if they might be witnesses for the plaintiff.

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"What may have happened was that the suspect found and kept Bah's state ID that he earlier lost"

No. Bah was the suspect at one time. What may have happened is that the culprit found and kept Bah's ID.

The one whodunnit is the culprit (or perp if you want to use US jargon).

The suspect is the one who's suspected* of being the culprit but remains innocent until proved guilty.

Unless and until someone else is suspected, and there doesn't appear to have been, then there is at present no suspect.

*Big clue here as to meaning.

Take your pick: 0/1/* ... but beware – your click could tank an entire edition of a century-old newspaper

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Re: IT humans, raise your hands ...

Friday afternoons are not required for this.

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"cached all the data entries in ram until told to write it out"

Who writes stuff like that?

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Re: photoplating

"Our local papers are rife with typographical errors."

And why keep photographers on the staff when you can just snag a picture from Google for whatever street was mentioned in the story?

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Re: The most dreaded word in IT...

Not a single word but - "why did it do that?".

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Re: Earth slide? Well, yes ...

"Or worse, files whose purpose you THINK you know ..."

That's why know was in italics.

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Re: Not quite relevant, but might share anyhow

takes 8 seconds from a cold boot to login installing updates in Win10Pro

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Re: destructive hdd check

"I never heard how he managed to do it."

It involved removing the write-protect tabs?

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Re: destructive hdd check

Just so! And this program's critical failing was not doing that. Oddly enough, four people seem to have disagreed when I posted that further down.

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Re: Talking of paper...

Client ran a few of them. Their business was printing, quite a bit of the work with those printers was with MICR toner. They were probably some of the cheaper devices in the plant.

One interesting fault on one occasion.- ink failed to adhere to the middle of the document. It turned out that the printer had been run a long time on one particular width of paper which had worn a groove of that width in a roller in the fuser unit, very shallow groove but sufficient for wider stock to sit clear above that part of the roller.

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Re: "But I never experimented on a live system again"

The real problem was a program what would perform a destructive action without asking for confirmation.

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Re: Earth slide? Well, yes ...

The first requirement for a DBA or any other type of sysadmin is a well-developed sense of paranoia. This stops you doing things like deleting files whose purpose you don't know.

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Re: destructive hdd check

"Having something that can erase a disc on removable media labelled "PC-Check" should be grounds for a lawsuit. Just asking for confirmation is inadequate."

How do you test a disk write function without writing to it?

I suppose you could read a track, save the data, write zeros, check the result and then re-write the original data which would be very slow.

AFAICR the SCO Openserver install disk offered non-destructve and destructive write test.options. You were expected to know what you were doing and take care.

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Re: destructive hdd check

"My boss was rather unpleasant about all this"

Not surprising!

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Re: Talking of paper...

"throughputs y' can only dream of wi' a laserjet"

Don't need to dream. I've seen industrial grade continuous flow printers. Nice and quiet compared to the old mechanical jobs.

Cheapskate Brits appear to love their Poundland MVNOs as UK's big four snubbed in survey again

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Re: 1Gb Data a month - Really ?

"Do people really "survive" with 1Gb of data a month ?"

What's data? PAYG SIM only, don't walk into lamp-posts whilst gazing at a little screen.

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Re: "matching the ease of use of an Amazon or Apple store"

"I find it less than straight-forward to find things on Amazon"

Agreed. In fact it seems to have got worse in the last few weeks. There seems to be a compulsion to return as many hits as possible irrespective of relevance, especially sponsored results, and returning nothing where nothing would fit seems to be quite impossible. It's easier to search Amazon via Google apart from the hits for obsolete products.

And recently I had the offer of a pick-up location about 250 miles away, the email for the locker release code arrived about an hour after the website showed delivery and the SMS never arrived at all.

I get the distinct impression that they survive by sheer size - it would be feasible for someone to improve on the software for both search (there was at least one better search engine in the '80s!) and logistics but not be able to get into the market because scaling up to match would be impossible.

FYI: Get ready for face scans on leaving the US because 1.2% of visitors overstayed their visas

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free up JetBlue staff for other duties rather than scanning passes at the gate from continuing to be paid by JetBlue

Bloke faces up to 20 years in the clink after gun held to dot-com owner's head in robbery

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The technical term to describe this as a literary device in fiction is 'situational irony'. I don't see a problem in extending the term to a real situation.

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From the report linked in TFA:

This case was brought as part of Project Safe Neighborhoods (PSN). ... Through PSN, a broad spectrum of stakeholders work together to identify the most pressing violent crime problems in the community and develop comprehensive solutions to address them.

Just how many forcible attempts at transferring domain names do they have to require "comprehensive solutions to address them"? Why not just prosecute the case on its own merits?

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There's a certain irony in the fact this was to gain control of a domain to use to post photos of people doing stupid things whilst drunk. I doubt that the entire site managed to feature anyone as stupid as its owner.

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