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Microsoft? Oh it's just another partnership, insists GitHub CEO

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Re: "We treat Microsoft as a partnership"

"No idea why Microsoft are the only ones to get bashed on here"

What do you mean by "here". If you mean on this thread it's because the article is about a Microsoft owned business. If you mean on el Reg in general your argument is based on a false premise.

Coverage concerns dog UK Emergency Services Network as boss admits scheme too ambitious

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"Even in my simple world, where I use things like Windows, if I used a different technical system from my children... we would not be able to communicate with each other... people would get wrong versions of documents."

So she's had problems with different versions of Word.

Programmers' Question Time: Tiptoe through the tuples

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Re: Fab

"if anyone knows a cure for the North American Lupin Aphid"

Harlequin ladybirds. Then you've got two problems.

https://www.wildlifetrusts.org/wildlife-explorer/invertebrates/beetles/harlequin-ladybird

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Nice blast from the past...

..Clack's Farm, even if it was a different programme.

Never let something so flimsy as a locked door to the computer room stand in the way of an auditor on the warpath

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Clearly the IT department was at fault if they didn't have an audit trail of emails to Facilities whose job it clearly was to secure the room.

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Re: First step, tell them to fire security

"We did ponder if it could be any more secure, but it was pointed out that if we did that it was easier to take a sledgehammer to the adjoining wall."

For some value of locked no door is locked.

In particular the "Yale" lock* is just a latch that needs a key on the outside but can be opened without from the inside. Given an adjacent glass panel no break-in expert wouldn't be delayed for a moment as my daughter discovered during her student days.

*Yale do, of course, make regular lever locks as well. I have one in my own door.

Let's make laptops from radium. How's that for planned obsolescence?

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Re: Poor article

You're not really new here so what's your excuse? This is a Dabsey article.

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Re: I scream

"after a few months"

Ice cream kept in packaging for a few months? Does not compute.

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Re: Been there

I got mine to c 180,000 (at least - the almost exact 60,000 on the clock when I got it was a bit suspicious). In my case it was the petrol replacements that got to me. Not the petrol lost through the engine, the petrol lost through the tank.

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"the admittedly hackneyed example of certain Apple iOS products"

Hackneyed. Nice one.

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"You could just pop your obsolete laptop in your compost bin alongside the grass cuttings, egg shells and potato peel."

They'd need to do a better job than the so-called compostable plastic bags. A few years ago there were allegedly compostable bags for collecting kitchen waste. The waste composted, the bags didn't. Similarly the so-called bio-degradeable plastic bags the Co-op sold vegetables in. There seems to be a new generation in that in the last few days National Trust, English Heritage and Gardening Which magazines have all arrived in bags which claim to be compostable. We shall see - although I might pose it as a question to GW.

I discovered, however, that Morrisons' paper bags are bio-degradeable. More than three carrots weight and they fall to pieces.

WikiLeaks boss Assange acted as a foreign spy, Uncle Sam exclaims in fresh rap sheet

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"It turns out that the US most certainly, definitely and decidedly want Assange in their mucky paws."

It might have escaped your notice but the US changes its government from time to time. Past US governments might have decided not to stroke his ego by making a fuss about him. We now have a US president who will stroke his own ego by making a fuss about anything at all.

Assagne's best option might have been to indicate his preparedness to leave for Sweden of his own accord as soon as Trump was elected and hope that he wouldn't be delayed in the UK long enough for Trump to get into power and get round to his case.

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Re: I think he got an Ecuador passport

"He should have run to Sweden as soon as he got that."

Via HMP for bail jumping which would have given the US chance to set up extradition proceedings assuming they wanted to at that time. His best plan of action if he wanted to avoid extradition to the US would have been to have stayed in Sweden, even at the risk of spending time in a Swedish prison although where he'd have gone subsequently would have been a matter of some doubt - would the Swedes have deported him?

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Re: I was fine with the first indictment

"Democracy absolutely requires that the losers acknowledge their defeat and that they accept it."

No it does not. Democracy allows the argument to be advanced again and again. Just about every advance to what we now accept as right and proper has been defeated democratically, possibly many times, and then, democratically, accepted.

Losers resorting to violence after losing democratically is, of course, another matter.

Phisher folk reel in Computacenter security vetting mailbox packed with sensitive staff data

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Happy

"externally hosed"

I guess you meant "housed" but somehow "hosed" seems just right.

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Re: How can that comment even be even considered let alone made?

"Because such weasel words are balm to the ears of those that speak them,"

And because nobody follows them up with searching questions such as "Why are you talking bollocks?".

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Re: Oh really ?

Maybe they didn't keep backups. Too risky. Somebody might get access.

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How difficult can it be? Download mail as it arrives. Store it locally. Delete from the online server. The more sensitive it is, the more you protect your local storage.

British Army cyber 'n' psyops unit 77 Brigade can't even brainwash civvies into helping it meet recruitment targets

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Re: Its probably a question of finding the 'right' applicants

"Presumably hacking isn't on the curriculum at Eton or part of the PPE degree ?"

You can still do a lot of damage with what you learn there. Unfortunately not to the right country.

No Huawei out: Prez Trump's game of chicken with China has serious consequences

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Re: ARM, the Japanese chip maker

"the famous Swiss maker of chocolate cream eggs"

Swiss? I thought it was the Yanks. Did I miss something?

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Re: 5G patents....

"What are the Chinese going to do - sue them in Federal court ?"

What could happen is that Huawei starts to sue every competitor, in every market the competitor sells in, whose competing products use the components they're not allowed to use on the basis of unfair competition, illegal government subsidy or whatever fits in the jurisdiction. There are a lot more courts around the world than Federal courts.

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Re: Collateral Damage

The US needs better gun laws. Those feet are too big a target.

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Re: Excellent article El Reg

Unfortunately the uncritical mention of the telent "backdoor" could earn it thumbs down. I suppose in mitigation t was attributed to Bloomberg so maybe it was just an invitation to point and laugh.

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The way things are going it will soon become a distinct disadvantage to being a US tech business.

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Re: Disgusting

"Since that kind of lawful intercept is going to be built into ANY infrastructure equipment at that level,"

Somewhere in the repository of this great web-site (I CBA searching for it) is a report of the hardware itself being intercepted in transit to a target and a back-door being sneaked into it. Is that what you consider lawful?

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Re: Airbus & China

"His grasp of history relating to trade wars can probably be measured on a pinhead."

Just trade wars?

Koh-MG: Qualcomm guilty of abusing chip patent monopoly, biz promises to appeal

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"We strongly disagree with the judge's conclusions, her interpretation of the facts and her application of the law,"

I'm sure you do but she's the judge and it's her decision.

Apple arms web browser privacy torpedo, points it directly at Google's advertising model

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Re: So what is to stop the user ...

My own approach now, for many sites, is to fire up a separate browser which has its history cleared on close-down. Do what's needed on that site and then close down.

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"The protocol is great, but it may be too big of a change for most ad tech to understand and then deploy,"

I think they'll understand it only too well. It will let the advertisers see just how effective - or otherwise - all the advertising services have been.

"You've charged us How Much to get that one sale?"

We listened to more than 3 hours of US Congress testimony on facial recognition so you didn't have to go through it

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"A new definition of how well a company is doing needs to be implemented that takes into account the harm the company does and subtract that from its profits for shareholder value."

Even under old-fashioned definition successful suits from those false positives or fines for breaking privacy laws can subtract from those profits. And on the subject of the latter, if any EU citizens are included in the training data I'd expect that would introduce GDPR charges.

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Michael Punke ... said at the time it has “not received a single report of misuse by law enforcement.” It’s difficult to verify that claim, however, considering that the police haven’t been transparent about how it’s used.

More to the point, is there any definition of what legitimate use and, by implication, and misuse would be? Without that it would be impossible to make such a report.

This is a sett-up! Mum catches badger feasting on contents of freezer

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Re: Badgers are awesome.

"the badger's mates were fighting over who would have dinner

Sometimes there's nothing as cruel as nature."

A long time ago I worked for a biological supplier. One of the products was dead (and pickled n formalin) rats fro school practicals. Sometimes rats escaped so we had a rat problem. The head of microscopy (prepared microscope slides were another product) decided to do a bit of culling after hours & brought in an air rifle. After shooting one of the rats he realised rat blood would have trypanosomes - good for a few slides - and went off to get a syringe. When he came back the rest of the rats had dragged it off to eat.

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Re: Catflaps - let's drag this back to IT...

In which case she can then block up the flap.

Twist my Arm why don't you: Brit CPU behemoth latest biz to cease work with Huawei – report

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Re: US components

"now part of Softbank, which is Japanese"

Possibly it's Softbank which is being leaned on.

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Re: Definitely a surprise

"where the whole Chinese population will decide that the Americans are ruthless and untrustworthy."

If they're only deciding that now they've been slow off the mark.

I wonder what the legality of all this is in terms if international law. The repercussions of this could be enriching lawyers for years.

Now Chinese-made drones rubbing US govt up the Huawei: 'Strong concerns' DJI kit threat to national security

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"The United States government has strong concerns about any technology product that takes American data into the territory of an authoritarian state that permits its intelligence services to have unfettered access to that data or otherwise abuses that access,"

The rest of us have strong concerns about any technology that takes our data into the territory of the United States government that permits its intelligence services to have unfettered access to that data or otherwise abuses that access.

UK's planned Espionage Act will crack down on Snowden-style Brit whistleblowers, suspected backdoored gear (cough, Huawei)

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Re: 1984 !

"52% Leave, 48% Remain. What exactly is unclear in that?"

Nothing. It clearly means that the country was deeply divided. That's a terrible start for a major change like that so what did May do? She assumed the country was united and has persisted in insulting half of them by keeping telling them that. Is it any wonder she's in a mess?

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Re: 1984 !

There were various options available in the wake of a slight majority in an advisory vote. A sensible one as for any major undertaking, would have been to undertake a feasibility study and/or an impact assessment. An impact assessment might have looked (amongst other things) at what would be the likely impact on, say, the order book of Scunthorpe steel plant and the knock on effect on the viability of the plant and the direct and indirect consequences for employment. At that point people could have been asked to vote in a binding referendum once they knew whether or not their vote might cost them their job.

So what happened? Refusing to acknowledge that the country was deeply divided on the matter it was eyes closed and charge. Invoke Article 50 without any significant planning at all. Now we're in a hole but never mind, keep digging.

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Re: 1984 !

There was supposed to have been "boilerplate" documents in place that only required the name of the country wishing to leave and the date of departure

Really? Could you point to something that says that, other than Leave bumph.

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Re: An interesting test...

Don't forget that, even though only 52% of the country voted Leave, our elected "representatives" seem to be able to ignore inconvenient votes claim it's the whole country when it suits them

They also keep telling us that they "promised" Brexit when about half of us don't consider it a promise but a threat.

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Actually they didn't manage to get at John Reid, he who described them as "not fit for purpose".

Wanted: Big iron geeks to help restore IBM 360 mainframe rescued from defunct German factory by other big iron geeks

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Re: A couple of potential problems

"Where are they going to find spares for those?"

When they got into the building they discovered they'd got a whole second 360 so they should be OK for spares although, of course, sods law....

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"But why would you want to?"

I don't think the US had got round to putting back doors into 360s - apart from the ones for the engineers to get at the bits.

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Re: Plug for the National Museum of Computing

"it's within walking distance of Bletchley railway station, which is about 45 mins from Euston."

Euston's further from here than Bletchley.

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Re: correction

"Stan Kelly-Bootle"

I often wondered whether "Bootle" was really part of his name or just an end-of-Fylde marker.

For the kids: an amazing bloke, folk singer, 1st computing PhD from Cambridge, wrote The Liverpool Lullaby (ask your grandparents) and, in addition to the Devil's DP Dictionary, wrote a regular hilarious column in Unix Review.

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Re: Just bunged them a tenner

That's a big if you've got there.

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360/20 - even older than the 1907 I started on.

"If anybody has a way to safely and slowly optically read 80 column IBM punched cards that would be extremely helpful."

Maybe they should go back to eBay and see if anyone has a card duplicator and a supply of cards. They'd need to supervise it carefully - I once came across a friend leaning nonchalantly against the duplicator not noticing a partial jam had lead to the output hopper converting all his copy into origami.

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"I can't imagine what my wife would say if I dropped 3 grand on a mainframe."

I'd need to clear out the garage to put it in and SWMBO might decide that was good value for money.

Backup your files with CrashPlan! Except this file type. No, not that one either. Try again...

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Re: Whatever happened to three copies ?

While you have a point you need all your copies to be as reliable as possible. Even if you have two copies elsewhere this should ring alarm bells.

Do Not Track is back in the US Senate. And this time it means business. As in, fining businesses that stalk you online

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"By preventing the use of interest-based ads, this bill will result in more ads, more paywalls, and less content,"

Actually the best way to interest-base an ad would be to place it on a web page whose content is directly related to the product being advertised.

From the advertising industry's PoV this has the massive disadvantage of lacking lucrative, allegedly value-adding services which they can sell. The fact that it might provide the client with a better result is irrelevant.

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