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Serious Fraud Office fines Serco £22.9m over electronic tagging scandal

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"Nobody who sat on the Board of Serco Group, or who was part of the Executive Management Team at the time these offences were committed, works for the Group today."

I take it this includes whoever made the decisions. Will any bonuses be clawed back? Or have they moved on to other jobs or their pensions scot-free? Presumably it's just left to the shareholders, who include the pension funds the rest of us look to, to take the hit.

NPM Inc settles union-busting complaints on third try – after CEO trolled for ordering internal mole hunt

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Re: Repairing Relations? What about...

I thought "must be stupid" was an entry requirement. It's the only explanation.

Poetic justice: Mum funnels £100 into claw machine to win single Dumbo teddy for her kid

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Re: Has no one considered the alternative?

Shit at working out that she wasn't going to win. And at working out that she'd been felt sorry for. And at working out she still wasn't going to win after it was fixed.

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Re: Is this really IT news worthy?

"Mind you, finding out that a dodgy seafront arcade has a 'people and social responsibility director' was definitely a revelation."

Probably has a few other job titles as and when needed.

I got 502 problems, and Cloudflare sure is one: Outage interrupts your El Reg-reading pleasure for almost half an hour

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"the internet is a brittle thing"

When it was first designed it was supposed to be resilient, proof against chunks of infrastructure being taken out in a nuclear attack. "Routes round damage" was a popular term.

Somehow we forgot.

An offer China can't refuse: 'Godfather of Taiwan's DRAM industry' to lead new Tsinghua Unigroup memory unit

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"I hope multinational chip makers can leave a bite for Chinese companies,"

Trump has ensured that.

Former UK PM Tony Blair urges governments to sort out online ID

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Re: IDs

"I see no real objection to combining these numbers into an 'ID'. ... I get that..."

Once you've combined these into an ID what you'll get is all those people and more having what you thing they've no need to have.

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Re: "trying to come up with new forms of ID card"

My driving licence, in effect, simply says that I claim to be the same person who passed a couple of driving tests over 50 years ago.

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The Tony Blair Institute for Global Change?

Still too big for his boots all these years on.

It's us, only backwards. DXC registers new corporate entity: World, meet *drum roll* CXD Infrastructure Solutions

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That sub-title...

... one of the best.

Yuge U-turn: Prez Trump walks back on Huawei ban... at least the tech sector seems to think so

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Re: @AC

"internationally he seems to be working long games"

Internationally I expect the Chinese to be working the long games. I'm sure they've already decided that they want to be in a position where they can't be vulnerable to export technology bans again. They'll accept the breathing space this has given them but will emerge not only as self-sufficient but also as a more complete competitor to the US.

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He's running for re-election. No doubt a few tech lobbyists murmured the words "campaign contributions" within earshot.

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I think he just doesn't recognise them.

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Re: Money

Surely Terribly Transparent?

Frustrated Brits can dump mobile providers by text as of today

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From my PoV it's about a week too late. Not that it was particularly difficult. I was changing from a PAYG to a low data cap sub and the new provider's rates ran rings round his. He started to explain that they "used somebody else's network". I just pointed out I was in the industry more than 30 years ago so I understood all that; it cut him off sharply - I didn't even need to point out that his own in-house MNVO did exactly the same thing or that even back then I knew the people doing his exact job.

I wonder what the real retention rates are and whether they justify the costs of running that side of the call centre. Perhaps this will actually save the operators money.

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Re: why would they need to steal the number?

"This type of fraud doesn't exist as it would be simple to detect, simple to shut down and simple to send the directors to prison."

You could say the same thing about nuisance callers and yet we see it happening. If there's a line of fraud available someone will think they're good enough to try it. Never underestimate the power of the Dunning Kruger effect.

White House mulls just banning strong end-to-end crypto. Plus: More bad stuff in infosec land

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Re: Usual Story

"Someone should point that out to Trump"

No doubt he'd take note of the money to be made from it.

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Re: Ah, the ever persistent cycle of bad ideas..

I don't think it's even a persistent cycle, just ongoing persistence. They know they only have to succeed once but we have to succeed every time.

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"deploy only encryption, particular only end-to-end cryptography, that can be cracked by American law enforcement"

This, of course, means they'll need to list encryption that they can break. By implication anything else woud be stuff they can't break. I'm sure a lot of people will be interested in that list.

A Register reader turns the computer room into a socialist paradise

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I wish I could remember exactly how this worked but it was over 40 years ago back in the days of CP/M.

I'd built a microspectrophotometer. The computer consisted of a Z80 in a B I G S-100 box with MicroSoft FORTRAN (in those days MS had camel capitalisation). The printer, IIRC, was some sort of thermal teletype device.

Having acquired a spectrum I wanted to be able to print it whilst getting on with the lengthy task of acquiring the next one. There were a few spare K in high memory above the BIOS which started at 48K. Somewhere the video board had another small slice and either above or between them was some spare memory. AFAICR I shoved the data into this memory but I can't remember whether the code to sling it to the printer was also up there or whether it was part of the main executable. Whatever it was, once the user started the print option the printer would start plotting the spectrum with full stops and the console would be ready for the next command.

MicroSoft FORTRAN for CP/M had some handy borrowings from BASIC, PUT, GET, PEEK and POKE which made interfacing with H/W easy. I could make the spectrometer motor step and read the photomultiplier via the ADC without having to drop down into assembler.

Delphi RAD tool (remember that?) gets support for Linux desktop apps – again

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Re: Have you ever worked in a software business?

"I suggest you are disgruntled"

Far from it. I did very nicely from that experience. I'd been body-shopped in there but then left, largely to go to another system-integrator with in theory, less of a commute (that was a whole other tale). However by the time the first client had learned the error of there ways I happened to bump into one of their guys in the tube station (so much for having escaped the commute into London) who promptly asked if I'd be interested in coming back as an employee which worked out very well in several respects.

"and have no experience in working in a software engineering business."

One of those irregular verbs:

I am a software engineer, you are a programmer, he/she is a script kiddie.

"Move on and find a better work place."

Indeed. It's called retirement even if the first decade was combined with freelancing.

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Re: A good indication of the market ...

"Ah; so your work experience is with script-kiddie businesses"

I suppose you're right. I always considered VMS to be script-kiddie stuff. And those mainframes...

It's astonishing how one of the biggest UK plcs managed to survive with that stuff.

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Re: next gen dialect

IFAICR Kylix failed to make it past the days of Linux 2.4 - certainly the version I had wouldn't run on 2.6.

Subsequently there was a free cross-compiler and a commercial one. The free one was limited; I tried it on a library and it complained about syntax errors which was odd because it would compile in Delphi. I can't remember what the commercial one was called but maybe this is it.

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Re: old Delphi graybeards

"I'm just saying that now Embarcadero business model is not getting more developers on board, it's now exploiting people that for many reasons don't want, or can't move"

This is the old CA model, isn't it.

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Re: old Delphi graybeards

There's a lot of snobbery involved in attitudes to Delphi.

My last client had used it a lot. When I left they seemed to be recruiting an ever-growing team rewriting the application for their flagship contract in C++. They eventually lost the contract and no longer exist.

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Re: A good indication of the market ...

"Have you ever worked in a software business?"

Yes. I find it difficult to recognise your halcyon state of affairs.

I've had the experience of being forced by a dedicated VAX/VMS & mainframe oriented manglement to migrate to a new version of the target RDBMS engine on VMS - none of this strange Unix nonsense, thank you. It didn't go well, corrupting indexes several times a day when it met real life. We ended back on a bigger and better Unix box.

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Re: A good indication of the market ...

... if a vendor can package and charge license fees for Linux Desktop tooling.

But can they get customers for it?

I suspect the only ones who'll bite are mugginses in manglement who have a long history of overseeing development on Windows and have finally decided that Linux might be mportant but don't actually know anything about it and would never in a month of Sundays think of asking their staff.

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Lazarus and FreePascal have owned that niche on Linux for so long that they'd struggle to give Delphi away there, even if it were native (which, AFAICR Kylix actually was). But charge those amounts for it?

This weekend you better read those ebooks you bought from Microsoft – because they'll be dead come early July

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"the short-sighted greed of the big media companies still stuck in the past."

Part of the past was the reinvention of physical media. Vinyl replaced shellac. Cassette replaced vinyl to some extent (with the slight problem that you could re-record your own copies of the vinyl). CD replaced vinyl and cassette. Each time they counted on being able to sell you another copy of what you'd already bought. The lack of a new physical distribution medium to replace CD together with the arrival of the means for users to rip the CD and transfer it to whatever digital store they want has hit them badly.

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Re: Why stop there?

"20 years ago, adobe would have tanked, not on technology, but on customer-perception"

For some of us all that stuff has already tanked, at least as far as we can avoid it. With FOSS we can avoid a very great deal of it and take a view on what of the rest we actually need.

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Re: DRM should be banned

"calibre itself works on Mac and Windows"

As well as on Linux? Live and learn.

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Re: That's not only DRM, it's the whole subscription model...

"BTW, Idera/Embacardero, the company actually owner of Delphi/C++ Builder, no longer bumps the installation counters for old versions you actually bought (perpetual licenses), unless you buy one of their very expensive maintenance plans that became compulsory with the recent versions."

Free Pascal & Lazarus. Bye bye Windows, bye by Embacardero

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Re: Par for the course

"Okay it might just be my interest in poetry but the point is you don't have to pay."

There's a certain - shall we say poetic justice? - given that Burns was Scottish.

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"None of these consumer businesses are keen on clearly explaining the reality of digital goods because, well, it may stop you from buying them in the first place."

Buying?

Sneaky fingerprinting script in Microsoft ad slips onto StackOverflow, against site policy

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"you can take a single ad and see exactly how many people saw it, how many clicked on it, how many converted through it etc."

Can it also tell you how many were pissed off by seeing that ad yet again? How many were so pissed off they decided there and then that they'd never buy anything more from that advertiser?

Look again at what you wrote. Look carefully. Think about it. The only "data" in what you listed is the data the advertising industry uses to flog advertising services to the clients. What's more they're probably charging the clients to be provided with that "data".

Stop using that MacBook Pro RIGHT NOW, says Uncle Sam: Loyalists suffer burns, smoke inhalation and worse – those crappy keyboards

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Re: Hot Pies

"Then the more senior girls were given Marchants (which could multiply) but had a huge moving register,"

They could also divide which, with the moving register, was even more fun. We used those for statistics when I was a student (yes,it was a long time ago). They shuffled themselves along the bench doing division.

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Re: Don't go back to Windows!

"due to seller somehow missing the Win10 upgrade time period and not wanting to be stuck with Windows 8"

AKA dodging the bullet.

But Linux is, of course, the right way to go.

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Re: A crazy idea

"Cook has decided it's more profitable to have them unrepairable and unupgradable, so that's what he does."

But is it more profitable in the long run? These recalls must be eating into the margin that was made on the original sales.

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Re: A crazy idea

"Jony Ives is gone."

Coincidence?

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"when you buy a computer from them, it stops being their property and starts being the property of the buyer"

Any tech vendor will tell you this view is a hangover from a primitive economy. In Industrial Economy 2.0 what's yours is theirs. Come to that, you are also theirs.

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Re: Customer service?

"some designers need serious reeducation."

And have for some time. It was just possible to change a headlight bulb on my '90s Legacy but the clearance between the back of the headlight and the windscreen washer bottle - or was it the coolant bottle? - made it very awkward. Designers of any piece of machinery should be required to do a strip and rebuild of the prototypes of their products.

Google's reCAPTCHA favors – you guessed it – Google: Duh, only a bot would refuse to sign into the Chocolate Factory

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"To me, it feels like Google's entire strategy behind reCAPTCHA anything is to make it harder to protect your privacy,"

FTFY

Suspected dark-web meth dealers caught by, er, 'using real address' when buying stamps

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It takes time to investigate. The dumb ones will leave themselves open and eventually get caught. They're the ones you hear about. The brighter (or maybe just more lucky ones) cover their tracks more effectively, don't get caught and make more money.

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But..but..but...Think of the cost!

How do you know it's finally the weekend? Clock hits 5pm? No, Slack goes down on a Friday afternoon in June

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Do Mattermost ( https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/06/19/mattermost_50m/ ) still think Slack validates chat S/W?

UK.gov pledges probe into tourists' 'motivations'

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The most feared sentence in business: "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you."

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Re: I have no idea how the UK intends to do this

Alternative version.

Perhaps it's best to learn how to walk before learning how to run tripping over your own feet.

Could an AI android live forever? What, like your other IT devices?

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Snap. I think it was the context of the previous comment that did it. It also reminded me that SWMBO was supposed to feed the grand-children's rabbits this morning. Quick check to see if she'd remembered; thank goodness she had.

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Re: At BenDwire, re: the CD of the month club.

"Book clubs, music clubs and all manner of mail-order companies were a total nightmare to deal with."

My solution with someone who, despite several "not at this address" returns was to ring them and tell them that my handling charge for future returns would be £10 a time, I would invoice and would go to the small claims court. They stopped.

One teeensy little 13-minute power cut, and WD you look at the size of that chip supply cut!

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Re: What?

You mean like the bit in the article that says "Micron is cutting its flash chip production, reducing wafer starts by 10 per cent"?

I too wonder if Micron will cut its cuts.

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