Posts by Doctor Syntax

IR35 contractor tax reforms crawl closer to UK private sector with second consultation

Re: I love the spectacularly timing of it all

Maybe it's time to investigate what the minimum number of people is to form a "company"*, set that up as a collective and proceed as before. From experience it also seriously cuts down on the costs of a better, collective liability insurance.

* Why the quotes. If it's registered at Companies House it's a company, if it isn't it isn't.

If you mean to be big enough to be outside the scope of IR35 ISTR that 20% holding of shares was the critical factor which implies a five person company but I'm not sure whether it was 20% or less or less than 20%. If some or all the shares were held by a spouse that would probably be considered a beneficial holding although there'd be scope for that being argued if the spouse were also providing billable time.

Re: Not again!

"they are all employing you, contract or not."

Not in this context. "Employ" has a specific meaning. It means that the person employed is an employee. Even if you start thinking in a more generic way such as "We employed a waterfall development approach" as soon as it's a person you're thinking about you're probably half way to coming to the narrow conclusion without even giving the matter due consideration. Worst of all, in any sort of tax investigation if you use the term in the loose sense to an inspector or a tribunal it'll be leapt on and taken literally.

To help you understand lets say ClientCo has 50 workers bodyshopped in by BigCo amd one worker bodyshopped in by LittleCo which he happens to own? Would you say the 50 are employed by ClientCo? Say the project was wound down and there's only one worker now bodyshopped inby BigCo; would you say they were employed by ClientCo? If BigCo's employee isn't employed by ClientCo why is LittleCo's employee?

Not again!

"Broadly, IR35 reforms shift responsibility for determining tax status from the employee to the employer."

The entire basis of IR35 is determination of employment status. If you start by deciding that the client is an employer you've prejudged the whole thing.

Is it too much to ask that el Reg uses status-neutral terminology such as "engager"?

You. Shall. Not. Pass... word: Soon, you may be logging into websites using just your phone, face, fingerprint or token

"Looking ahead, you'll get to worry about losing your physical hardware key rather than losing the secrecy protecting your passwords through a poorly secured server."

You'll also have to worry about the H/W key failing. You'll have to hope that the next computer, phone or whatever still has the slot that your key requires. It's not as if manufacturers would ever decide to eliminate connectors is it? And what happens when you're sitting on the end of a KVM switch with only a keyboard and mouse?

UK tech has a month left to bare gender pay gaps, but less than a fifth of firms have ponied up

Re: Sewage Disposal

"I quickly realised that it was a sh!t job"

By definition.

Re: Love the handle, BTW Mr Longshaft

"There's something about the tech industry that really wakes people up to the fact that it's how good you are at your job and what you can do, rather than who you are and what you pretend that you can do."

It doesn't wake the bean-counters up to that.

Re: This is the "pay gap" that ignores the job title right?

"It would be really nice if I was paid as much as my wife who works less hours than me in a week."

But is she an engineer or someone who deals with serious stuff like HR or accounts?

Re: This is the "pay gap" that ignores the job title right?

"This statistic is confusing"

Not to MPs and newspapers.

Ah, this military GPS system looks shoddy but expensive. Shall we try to break it?

Re: Sorry, but...

"Have you ever met service personnel?"

A few NCOs who were ex-IED displosal. Great guys.

Also been in a few situations where an armed escort was necessary.

OTOH my last week in forensic science started with 2 days flying over to Fort George to give evidence against a squaddie who'd broken into the NAAFI. They thought they were being considerate with the extra day but I could have done with that day in the office finishing off my writing up. It also reminded me that it's unwise to go drinking with Army sergeants, especially SIB.

Re: wasting taxpayers' cash

Visit frequently dammit!!!

Re: wasting taxpayers' cash

My father offered to buy it, but was refused as there were "procedures".

The trick would have been to use the procedures to raise a PO to get it taken away for disposal.

Re: wasting taxpayers' cash

I had one job where I was issued with a brand new top of range Orion*. Being of that cast f mind I ensured it was run in carefully and so on. Moving onto another company I had a Sierra. I took that in for servicing at the local Ford dealer and there was "my" old Orion with quite a deep V-shaped depression in the front. Some people just can't be trusted.

*Actually I was relieved of it sometime before I left. I had to swap it with some other staffer's Montego because they were afraid he was going to go over the contract mileage and they'd forgotten I also had a quite distant site to visit rarely. It might have been a coincidence that I left fairly soon after that swap. Comparison: Orion, nice car but the steering reaction did tend to have the spokes of the steering wheel try to take your thumbs off; Montego, little steering reaction at all, not even with the road. A later manager said he'd hired a turbo Montego and it put him in the ditch. A Montego with a turbo doesn't bear thinking about.

Re: Not only Military

"It is curious how often rules intended to ensure funds are used responsibly and save money have perverse consequences."

The rule making mind assumes the rules will be applied along the lines that the rule-maker envisages. It never considers that the rules will simply be applied so as to achieve what the rule-follower needs to get done. And even that assumes the rules are actually followed.

Re: Sorry, but...

"Or lose it"

Or nick it?

Re: "Electronics not destroyed by a sledgehammer"

"you missed out on being able to charge them over one meeeeelion dollars! per shell."

It would be a lot of trouble to go to and then find they only had funds for a single salvo or maybe even less.

Re: Miltary testing

And then somebody specifies the test must be used for something more solid than the attachment of the oak beam to the buildings...

Re: wasting taxpayers' cash

"Even simpler scenario: having to hand back computers to employers when I leave them."

Handing back company car. They did offer to sell it to me. No way, good riddance.

"turntables that are just a motor and a platter"

They don't necessarily have to be priced into those figures but they do require a certain amount of solid engineering to ensure that they (a) revolve at a constant speed fairly similar to what it says on the tin, (b) don't have noisy bearings, (c) isolate vibration from the outside and (d) continue to do this after several years' use.

Re: waste

The best way to handle that situation is to buy consumables. You know they'll be needed anyway. The accountants, however, will have ensured that they're on different budgets so you can't do that. In theory separating budgets allows you to control expenditure. In practice it stops you coordinating it.

"One of those two is a genius"

No, one of those two is just following SOP for anyone selling to an organisation that not only won't buy from the pricelist but won't even make the effort to check the pricelist. The other is representing said organisation. Any genius involved is the one who discovered that and they've been dead for millennia.

That's a nice ski speaker you've got there. Shame if it got pwned

Re: Unpleasantly surprised

"I hate to think what other issues the site also has"

Has Bobby Tables bought a set?

Re: Because skiing or snowboarding aren't dangerous enough already?

"4% of turnover sounds quite expensive."

And not acting when you discover the problem is the sort of action that gets pushed into the top tier. It's also possible that they're not a big enough company to be 4%ers. The flat rate can be a lot more than 4% for small businesses if it ever gets applied.

Two in five 'AI startups' essentially have no AI, mega-survey of nearly 3,000 upstarts finds

Re: Who needs stuff?

"Well if you can be a ferry company without any ferries then why can't you be an AI company without AI?"

There's such a thing as leasing. I wonder how many ferry companies actually running ferry services are without ferries on this basis. Quite a few, I suspect. Ditto airlines without aircraft.

I wonder if this is a successful ploy by the ERG made credible by Grayling's involvement. No, of course we won't need extra ferry sailings and extra ports to handle them; it's all going swimmingly.

"Modern marketing represents a sweet-spot for AI"

They do seem made for each other. One way or another...

UK.gov's Verify has 'significantly' missed every target, groans spending watchdog

Re: GDS were slightly overambitious

And ensure all the white space is Government approved white space?

Re: What a surprise!

"For the people who designed the system, registering is easy"

They are born administrators who horde, classify and can instantly lay their hands on any piece of paper they need. Archaeologists classify people according to their material culture. These people are the Chitty People.

Re: The default way for people to prove their identity

"Banks don't want to deal with people who have no money and live in areas where nobody has any money."

People, even with money, don't like having no banks where they live. It hasn't stopped the banks closing branches.

"HMRC said it didn't adopt Verify because the system couldn't deal with business customers or people acting on behalf of someone else"

About as clear an indication as you can get to a lack of requirements gathering.

I wonder if they even asked themselves "what's identity?".

When 2FA means sweet FA privacy: Facebook admits it slurps mobe numbers for more than just profile security

Re: So whats the solution?

"So what are my options?"

Refuse to do business with most of them. You don't need to set up an account if you walk into a shop to buy something. Why should you need to set up an account to make a one-off or occasional purchase online? Just set up accounts when it makes sense.

Re: The Age of Surveillance Capitalism

"This title is currently not avaiable for purchase"

As per a considerable percentage of "hits" from Amazon searches.

"I've never put any address details or phone details in"

I don't think you need to.

Re: Possibly Microsoft too

"Now who did the vendor get my number from?"

Possibly from another vendor (not necessarily on ebay) to whom you gave your number in the past. DHL the match it up with your address.

Given that delivery drivers frequently have problems reading a house name written in 6" high letters beside the gate I find it useful that that happens.

Re: "better quality than the witless drivel vomited out by commercial radio?"

here radio ads have to be smart enough to keep the listener "engaged"

If I find that all ads are smart enough to result in the radio being flipped over to a Beeb programme, usually Radio 3.

Re: And they have all those phonebooks nice data anyway....

I don't know where you're based but here in the UK the current DPA, which enforces as much of GDPR as HMG decides it can't avoid, is actually the third (unless I missed one along the way). It tightens things up and increases penalties but the principles of data protection have been in place in legislation since the 1980s. I assume thinks are much the same for the older members of the EU and also for the new members but possibly with a shorter time-frame.

"Judging by the downvotes, in case people have misunderstood that, these are names of android apps which allow access to Facebook without the Facebook apps' tentacles in your phone."

More likely they understood that. The downvotes would have been for the notion of using Facebook at all.

Re: The 2FA isn't really optional anymore either

People really shouldn't don't have to engage in spycraft to stay in touch with their family though.

Just use the phone to talk to the family instead of using it as a burner to install FB. Famlies kept in touch before Facebook existed and they'll still be able to do so after it disappears from the face of the Earth - which will happen as soon as people realise they don't really need it.

If Facebook is the solution to a security requirement what on Earth is that requirement?

Hurrah for Apollo 9: It has been 50 years since 'nauts first took a Lunar Module out for a spin

Re: Robotics

"you'd have been regarded as nuts if you said that in 50 years we still wouldn't have walked on Mars"

Even more so if you'd said there'd been no visits to the moon since 1972.

Linux 5.0 is out except it's really 4.21 because Linus 'ran out of fingers and toes' to count on

"Well, as Windows fans will be well aware, 5.0 is ... the moment at which Microsoft abandoned such numbering for its server products. There is thankfully no sign of Torvalds adopting a similar approach with Linux."

I should think not. In the Unix world we're made of sterner stuff. 5.0 is quite a modest version number.

Civil servants 'Sir Humphrey' their way through grilling on UK.gov's digital transformation

Not really Sir Humphrey standard.

When coming into government Hacker recalled Humphrey before a Committee and said he'd answered all his (Hacker's) questions. "I'm glad you thought so, Minister."

Official science: Massive asteroids are so difficult to destroy, Bruce Willis wouldn't stand a chance

“We used to believe that the larger the object, the more easily it would break, because bigger objects are more likely to have flaws,”

For a moment I hoped they were going to say they'd been up there tapping a sample with a hammer.

Disappointment - it's just another simulaton.

SPOILER alert, literally: Intel CPUs afflicted with simple data-spewing spec-exec vulnerability

Re: I am always disappointed in modern computing

Not really when you think about it. Remember the Iron Triangle. If you take the product that's first to market and the manufacturer has cut costs - as they nearly all do - in getting there then the quality is what has to go.

Armor Games admits all its users' deets slurped in database mega-hack as site moves to repair chink

Re: Market Opporttunity

realising that companies marketing depts need want the age profile of their customers to operate

FTFY

The only thing they need a DoB for is if there's some need for an age verification. Even then "over 18" or whatever should be sufficient. Anyway, how are they going to verify the DoB supplied?

Perhaps a useful addition to KeepassX would be a DoB field alongside the other fields and a DoB generator to ensure that all DoBs supplied for a given user are unique.

UK banking was struck by one IT fail every day for most of 2018

Re: it is time!

"(undefined) locations"

Quantum money!

TITSUP = Titisup Is Typical System's Usual Performance.

'They took away our Cup-a-Soup!' Share your tales of bleak breakout areas with us

Re: From my cold, dead hands!

One story I heard was that a couple of staff were sharing an office. On examination it was found they had a hat-stand they weren't entitled to but the office was smaller than they were entitled to. The smaller office now meant that the regulation size carpet was wall-to-wall and they weren't entitled to that. After some negotiation they kept the hat-stand, stayed in the same room and someone came to cut six inches off all the carpet edges.

Re: They tried to charge IT for coffee

Maybe not the best idea. Unlike the hack it would have left evidence.

Re: First they came for the coffee

It's likely to come to the same thing in the end, at least as far as employees are concerned.

MPs tear 'naive' British Army a new one over Capita recruitment farce

Re: Lather, rinse, repeat

"How hard can that be?"

Very hard if they turn down willing recruits on medical grounds for having acne (as mentioned in Saturday's Times).

Why are there never free power sockets when my Y-fronts need charging?

Don't forget to replenish the petrol and matches when the door opens.