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Right-click opens up terrifying vistas of reality and Windows 95 user's frightful position therein

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Re: Taking the Trash

Our council have also started that lark, including withdrawing the green bins from offenders (which does great things for the overall recycling figures!). Part of the problem is that some households don't have anywhere to keep their bins away from the roadside so passers-by who can't be arsed to take their litter home just dump in any bin they pass so householders are being blamed for stuff they didn't put into the bin.

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Re: Taking the Trash

"I put mine out last night because it arrives at around 6am."

We used to have something similar - but quite such an un-earthly time - which meant that the empty bin could be removed from the gateway to get the car out. Now it's quite unpredictable. The bin needs to be left out overnight just in case but there's a distinct probability that the car has to be manoeuvred round it in the morning because it's still full.

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Re: pet peeve

Becoming accepted parlance is how neologisms enter the regular vocabulary.

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Re: And how do you show a space

"t was deemed cheaper and more efficient to employ data entry clerks who would type in the code on our behalf"

I don't know about your experience but in the days when I used coding sheets it was because data entry was via humongously expensive card punches and nobody was going to give a programmer one of those each. Although, being a university, when the data entry ops. had gone home we could use them in the evening.

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"Windows 95 was quite the change from the Windows that had preceded it."

But a nicely tidied version of CDE. What a pity it all went wrong.

Charmin'. Garmin admits customers' full credit card data nicked from South African web store

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"Each and every purchase is a single discrete event"

This is something marketing people just can't get their heads round. The local village hall uses a ticketing site. It's reasonable that such a site has an email address for e-tickets and retains it long enough to notify of any last minute changes. It's very much more doubtful that they need a password and they have no business whatsoever spamming that email address without explicit opt-in. So now the email address will be useless for notifying changes, it's set to bounce and, should they bother to read the bounce notices, it will tell them why. If I ever need to use it again the non-bouncing window will last just long enough to get the tickets.

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Re: Assume the worst.

As per TFA: it wasn't nicked from the back end but from the unpatched front end.

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Re: PCI compliance?

As per TFA: CVV wasn't stored, it was nicked in flight.

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Re: Paypal

"OK, yet."

As far as we know.

Service call centres to become wasteland and tumbleweed by 2024

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Of course when everybody's won the race to the bottom the only way to go is up. So look to the first business to realise that quality is a differentiator. That's real quality, not ISO9000 box-ticking quality.

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Re: Does Not Matter

There is no technology advanced enough that can't be screwed up by a user vendor.

FTFY

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Re: Tumbling Tumbleweed

"near term 'Futurist' studies by consulting groups"

They do, however have considerable value. They tell you what's not going to happen.

Just what we all needed, lactose-free 'beer' from northern hipsters – it's the Vegan Sorbet Sour

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"There are hipsters in Leeds"

Comers-in. Obviously.

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Re: Vegan Custard

As the A/C says, it ain't custard. And shouldn't real custard also require egg?

Vulture Central team welcomed to our new nest by crashed Ubuntu that's 3 years out of date

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Re: currently upgrading to 16.04?

Ubuntu LTS are every couple of years so current is 18.04. Maybe they think that needs a bit of time to settle down.

From pen-test to penitentiary: Infosec duo cuffed after physically breaking into courthouse during IT security assessment

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Re: Were their actions defined in the scope

Whether it's black and white depends very much on the actual wording of the document. Throw in a bit of ambiguity and there's only grey.

Captain's coffee calamity causes transatlantic flight diversion

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"issued a contract for the supply of coffee-cup lids and ordered cabin crew to fit them before letting pilots loose with hot drinks."

Somehow I don't think this is a good alternative to having liquid-proof controls in the first place.

Watchdog: Hush-hush UK.gov blew £97m on Brexit wonks from six of the usual suspects

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management often knows what they have to do but are unwilling to implement it....See "downsizing" or any of the horrid words IBM chooses to use to make it sound more appealing.

At risk of taking the thread severely OT does however many quarters of shrinking returns we're now up to suggest management had any idea of what they ought to have done?

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Re: A big zero

"confussiles: pointy objects propelled in all directions"

Nice. Very nice.

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Re: More of the same

Management consultants? IME senior management could do that unaided.

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Re: More of the same

Thinking and shaping would be fine if it produced sensible ideas but there has been a dearth of those in the last few years.

Brit MPs: Our policies are crap and the political process is in tatters, but it's Twitter's fault, OK?

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a certain type of MP will always kowtow to some shouty group

It's called their constituency party.

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Re: The Hon Member for the 18th Century

"Are you busy?"

Wait a couple of days and tell them yes, you have been busy doing something important.

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Re: No s##t Sherlock...

They were pretty good at handling the economy (which always seemed to be in crisis when they took over -- I wonder why?).

My recollection is the converse although normally things got worse before they got better given that it takes a good while to fix a broken economy.

Those fake spying cell towers in Washington DC? Ex-intel staffers claim they're Israeli

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"the target of the surveillance effort was almost certainly the president himself."

Maybe it's the CIA trying to find out what he's up to.

Cloud, internet biz will take a Yellowhammer to the head in 'worst case' no-deal Brexit

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Re: just a scenario

"I've spent enough of my life dodging IRA bombs that they just don't scare me."

I've spent enough of my life dodging IRA and Prod bombs - and seeing the consequences at far too close hand. I definitely don't want to see all that return, even watching from a hopefully safe distance.

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Re: just a scenario

"You"

Ease up on this "you" stuff. Less than half of the UK electorate (allowing for those who didn't vote at all) didn't vote for Leave.

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Re: just a scenario

"The concept that the EU also has interests STILL hasn't been fully internalised on the UK side."

The fact that we've actually been part of the EU and not some sort of victim of it still hasn't been internalised by the Brexit tendency.

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Re: just a scenario

@ Simon Hobson

Your entire argument is based on the Leave assumption that there's the EU and there's us. This is a false premise. Until October 31 (according to the current schedule) we are part of the EU. Let me state that again. It's not the EU and us, it's us as part of the EU.

Have we maybe not, to your way of thinking, had quite our fair share of influence in the EU? If not, maybe that's been due to the refusenik MEPs that we've all too often voted to send to the European Parliament.

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Re: just a scenario

Nobody wants "no deal", and certainly not Boris.

To believe that requires a good deal of trust in Boris. A number of people ranging from several people who have served alongside him in cabinet to former editors who he has worked for have seen fit to not trust him. Perhaps it would be wise to take a lead from them.

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Re: Brexit, the never-ending story

"But as we are constantly reminded, the value of the pound has dropped relative to the Euro since the referendum."

You say that as if it's a good thing. The value of the pound is the market's assessment of the health of the UK economy. The value of the pound's dropping means that the market thinks we're going to be in the shit. Is that really such a good thing?

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Re: Brexit, the never-ending story

"No deal also means we have to restart every single existing trade deal, which takes years"

But hey, we've got South Korea and, now, southern Africa signed up. Who needs trade deals with a prosperous continent just on our doorstep?

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Re: Bring it on!

"bring back prawn cocktail crisps"

No, bring back lamb and mint sauce crisps.

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Re: What's in a name?

"Democracy is being able to change your mind."

OTOH some things in real life are not so easily changed. Getting back into the EU might prove rather difficult and come at a cost of such things as adopting the Euro. That's why insisting on a large majority for a change to the status quo would have been the right way to have run the referendum.

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Re: What's in a name?

"People knew they were voting for an eventually dead person all along."

Perhaps only terminally ill politicians should become PM so we can change them without too long a delay.

Fairphone 3 stripped to the modular essentials: Glue? What glue?

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"Tool-less battery removal".

Let it go. It's never coming back.

Maybe it never went away.

I finally replaced my pre-smartphone Nokia with a new Android Nokia a few weeks ago. It has a removable battery almost like the old one. The only disappointment was that it wasn't the same size as the previous model so I couldn't use the old battery as a spare.

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Re: At the risk of making myself unpopular

"a very finite lifespan and new sale in waiting."

But not necessarily a sale for the same vendor.

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Re: A commendable effort

"It seems that at least five people think that the Fairphone people can't go bust, but decline to state why Fairphone should be immune to the laws of economics."

Other manufacturers are also not immune from the laws of economics. From that point of view it seems a tad unreasonable to aim this as a specific criticism. The previous point was a fair one; it makes no difference how long a manufacturer remains in business if they're not prepared to support their products with spares.

Incoming... Trump! Notebook makers ramp production to avoid next tidal wave of US trade tariffs

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Re: I hope they impeach his ass.

"All those tarrifs do is hurt the economies of everyone including America by forcing the _customers_ to pay more for the goods affected."

US does not rule the world however much it might think it does. The tariffs are paid by US customers. Here in the rest (i.e. most) of the world they have no effect.

A peeling solution to pothole has split the community... Yeah, they stuck a banana tree in it

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That's if some vigilante crater crusader hasn't already daubed massive yellow knobs around them, like Cambridge's "Wanksy".

Shouldn't this be c) on your list with "Do nothing" as d)? Unless, of course, commentards have other items for the list.

Facebook: Remember how we promised we weren’t tracking your location? Psych! Can't believe you fell for that

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Re: It strikes me that the *only* application that requires my location

Photography adding location to exif data?

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"The answer, in case you’re wondering, is to delete the Facebook app from your phone."

The second best answer. The best is never to have had it there in the first place.

Geo-boffins drill into dino-killing asteroid crater, discover extinction involves bad smells, chilly weather, no broadband internet...

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All that sulphur

That sulphur release should surely have resulted in enrichment of the K-T boundary deposits. I wonder if anyone's looked for it.

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Re: Fahrenheit?

I remember the tables but not what they said. I wonder if I can find an old red exercise book somewhere.

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Re: Fahrenheit?

"For small volumes of liquid it's more accurate to weigh, unless you have a narrow measuring jug."

Maybe a burette should be standard kitchen equipment.

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Re: Fahrenheit?

I always reckoned that instead of decimalisation of the pound we should have gone with 256 pence to the pound instead of 240 and a new shilling of 16 pence.

Welcome to The Reg's poetry corner... hiQ once again / beats LinkedIn on web scrape case / more appeals await

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Re: "May have been (at least in US law) legal"

Yes, it surprised me. I thought it sound have been covered by T&Cs/contract terms.

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Re: "May have been (at least in US law) legal"

Article 3 of the GDPR states "This Regulation applies to the processing of personal data of data subjects who are in the Union by a controller or processor not established in the Union".

So if the data subject is an EU citizen

No. By virtue of what you quoted, all the subject has to be is in the EU. It doesn't matter whether or not they're a citizen. Of course if the Prime Numpty gets his way it won't make any difference to those of us in the UK after October 31st.

Psst. Wanna brush up your supervillain creds? Get a load of this mini submarine

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Re: The Obvious Comeback...

Yes, but Goldfinger didn't have a hollowed out volcano.

Not so easy to make a quick getaway when it takes 3 hours to juice up your motor, eh Brits?

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As you said, the relevant figure for petrol stations is number of pumps. Then, in order to make a sensible comparison, divide the count of chargers and pumps by the time needed to load up a unit distance's worth of juice. I doubt that charging capacity will be more than a tiny fraction of refueling capacity.

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