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Second time lucky: Sweden drops Julian Assange rape investigation

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Re: Stating the obvious

AFAICS every single step he's taken has been misjudged. He wasn't going to escape extradition to Sweden from the UK if the Swedes presented a prima facie case and, if he feared extradition to the US it was more likely from the UK than from Sweden. I can't see why he'd skip from Sweden to the UK unless he felt there was a strong prospect of conviction in Sweden.

And then holing up in the embassy would achieve nothing unless he was prepared to spend the rest of his life there or thought, on no good basis, that somehow he'd get a diplomatically protected free passage out. If everything he feared about extradition to the US was the case (and there were no visible signs of it at the time) then it simply gave the US time to set things up while he was there.

His entire conduct seems to be predicated on extremely short-term thinking.

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Re: Assange® Leavin' On A Jet Plane?

"As soon as Trump is either impeached or booted out, St Jules™ chances of getting a pardon become very slim indeed."

AFAICS until Trump the US govt had made no great efforts to extradite him. He imprisoned himself. The most effective and subtle punishment would have been to ignore him as insignificant. Trump, however, is not subtle.

IBM, Microsoft and Linux Foundation link arms to fight patent trolls with 'multimillion' scheme

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Re: Didn't Microsoft fund SCO in its Linux patent fight?

AFAICR it was copyright, not patents in that dispute.

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Re: Millions for us, pennies for defense?

As to how they're selected, the second last paragraph in TFA seems to explain that.

'Big Bang': Great for creating the universe, but not as an approach to IT migration, TSB told

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Re: Congratulations TSB Another waste of Money

A law firm knows a great deal about assessing evidence and presenting it clearly.

I've only got part way through it but one thing's quite clear. The project was presented to TSB upper management as a migration onto a tweaked version of an existing product. In this situation the migration of the data was the riskiest part of it That's what they were actually told. The truth was that it was largely new software developed for the job and that the Spanish parent was hoping to get a new system for themselves off the back of it. It doesn't need an in-depth experience of development to see that this was a recipe for disaster and that the "riskiest" part of it went smoothly, balancing to the penny as they emphasised. You don't need to read a line of code to see all that.

As far as I've got with it I'm left wondering why the board showed such lack of inquisitiveness. Instead of being fed multi-hundred page information packs they might have learned a lot more by paying visits to the offices where the work was being done and asking people what they were actually doing.

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Item 4 from the summary on the TSB site:

"This final migration of customer data was completed with every customer account transferred to the penny. However, despite this, the main migration was followed by extensive service disruption and instability for TSB customers."

Translation: the operation was a success but the patient died.

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"Even one 'showstopper' is too many"

After all, the clue's in the name.

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Beat me to it.

I wonder if they realised it was ambitious before they went ahead or is this hindsight? If the former it should have been a warning. One function of the board should be to stamp on "ambitious" ideas like that before the damage is done.

Royal Bank of Scotland IT contractor ban sparks murmurs of legal action

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Re: Does this mean we get some proper rules?

"HMRC have always been deliberately vague about the rules"

Not really,they have a single rule: IN.

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Not really. They want either to be treated like a business (their preference) for all aspects of the engagement or as an employee for all aspects. What they don't want is to be treated as employees for tax and not employees for everything else. If the engager dumps them into IR35 they should expect a trip to the ET over employee rights.

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Re: Life goes on

@A/C

Usual reply to this. If it's like you say why haven't you been freelance yourself? Altruism? Don't have anything good enough to sell? Or is it possibly that you don't like taking risks? If the last you're part way along the road to realising the difference between being employed, in an employee tax regime, and being in business in a business tax regime.

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Re: Life goes on.

"There's no VAT benefit to HMRC. Whatever the contractor adds to the invoice will be reclaimed by the client."

It depends on the client. It can be set against VAT collected on VATtable supplies to the client's customer if the client's product or service is VATtable. If it isn't they can't and end up paying the VAT.

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"HMRCs complete lack of clarity in IR35"

HMRC has always been clear about IR35: whatever the circumstances you're caught. Right up to the point where the tribunal says you aren't.

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Re: Just the start

"Yet the HMRC are being totally intransigent"

And equally intransigent about pensions causing the NHS all sorts of problems.

Cisco blasts sueball at 3 ex-employees it claims handed trade secrets over to same rival

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"Cisco also has uncovered evidence suggesting that Mr Williams was offered employment at the same competitor after proposing a go-to-market strategy he dubbed 'Project X,' which had been developed and refined at Cisco,"

Is it just me who gets the impression that this might have been developed, refined and turned down at Cisco?

Ex-Capita accountant who claimed £10k bung to leave was blackmail has appeal thrown out

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Just to reiterate, IME £10k is being cheap.

YMMV

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£10k to quit? That's not blackmail, it's an insult. Or maybe Capita just being cheap.

Who loves Brexit? Irish distributors ... after their sales jump by a third

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Re: "the country has an advantageous business and digital tax environment"

"If they could continue trade and have the 2 different regimes they would be a thriving country both in and out of the EU, part of the EU project and part of the global community."

Real Brexit thinking - have cake and eat it.

You can only have one regime. They're sticking with the in EU regime and prospering.

Read the article. Business is moving from the UK to Ireland because Ireland stays in the EU and the UK is leaving.

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Probably increasing scope for freelancers there, just as HMRC is ensuring doors get shut here.

American telcos get 90 days to wrap up deals with, er, dangerous Chinese supplier – that's Huawei the news goes

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Awkward stuff, reality, when you have to deal with it.

Interpol: Strong encryption helps online predators. Build backdoors

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"Well, they are quite correct."

Yes but only for a very limited value of correct.

They are not correct in assuming that criminals will only use legal communication methods if those are back-doored. I've said this numerous times here: you do not stop people intent on breaking the law simply be providing them with more laws to break. Non-backdoored communication exists; they'll use it even if it;s illegal.

They are also incorrect in overlooking the fact that for the rest of us every-day use of the net as a trading medium requires secure communication. I've said this before but obviously you need to check it for yourself: go and look at the T&Cs of more or less anything you're signed up to that deals with money but especially banking. You'll find you are contractually bound to keep things like log-in credentials to yourself. How do you do that if those creds are being passed over the net insecurely? Which, to cut off your likely reply....

They are also incorrect if they think that only they would be able to use the back doors. A back door in encryption is a deliberate breakage. If it exists somebody who shouldn't is going to use it so although you may think you're going to be given secure but back-doored encryption to meet your legal obligations on those cred you're sorely mistaken.

The winners in all this are going to be criminals and any snooper who gets themselves on the back-door snooping list (and in previous rounds of investigative powers legislation that list has extended to unbelievably low levels in your local bureaucracy). The losers are going to be the general public and only the most dense of petty criminals. But mostly the general public.

So, yes, they're correct as regards the densest of petty criminals. Wrong everywhere else. And BTW I spent almost half my life working in criminal investigation so I'm not likely to be against anything genuinely useful.

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...and weak encryption helps fraudsters. Remind me again how well police are acting against fraudsters.

You're about to gouda major change in Microsoft cloud security after Redmond agrees to go Dutch on data

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"Microsoft says it will take the responsibility as the legal data processor for all of its commercial cloud services"

Except that it can't. It's subject to the US CLOUD Act.

Pack your bags, you're going to America, Lord Chief Justice tells accused Brit hacker

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Maybe he'll plead extreme stupidity as mitigation.

HP to Xerox: Nope, your $33.5bn bid falls short of our valuation

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Re: "not in the best interests of shareholders"

"How do we give the shareholders the most money over the next ten years"

This is the question pension fund investors should be asking.

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Re: "not in the best interests of shareholders"

From the point of someone with pensions I don't have a problem with the pension funds spreading out the investment and that includes having investments in competing businesses. OTOH I don't want to see winner-takes-all monopolies developing because I want to see all those competing businesses prospering.

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Re: "not in the best interests of shareholders"

"Icahn might well have shares in Xerox"

According to the previous article on this he does.

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Re: "not in the best interests of shareholders"

Pension funds should take a long term view. If they don't it's a sign the trustees are eating at the same trough as the execs of the companies they own.

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Re: "not in the best interests of shareholders"

Screwing the future is not in the long term interests of shareholders. The share price should surely reflect the long-term prospects.

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Re: "not in the best interests of shareholders"

"high quality, reliable products which people were prepared to pay for"

Not just prepared to pay for but to pay a premium price for. Not a bad business model if you're prepared to put the effort into maintaining it.

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"the potential impact of outsized debt levels on the combined company’s stock,”

So they eventually worked that out. It's taken them long enough.

Intel end-of-lifing BIOS and driver downloads for dusty hardware

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Re: A 20-year support cycle

"Or does anyone else have more experience of Intel mother boards than I do?"

Guessing the extent of your experience from the question I suspect the answer is "everybody who ever had one". That would include me but not, AFAIK, not one that old.

'Literally a paperweight': Bose users fume at firmware update that 'doesn't fix issues'

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Re: How did we get here exactly?

"incredibly cheap"

But these were BOSE.

From humble Unix sysadmin to brutal separatist suppressor to president of Sri Lanka

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"From humble Unix sysadmin to brutal separatist suppressor to president of Sri Lanka"

via Microsoft booster according to TFA.

Email! HUH! Yeah. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing...

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Re: 20 Years Ago

Reading obviously. Spammers and spanners are two different things.

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Re: 20 Years Ago

I can answer that one: a combination of both.

We had the new Y2K system set up to cut over for Jan 1. It was a new pair of boxes because the hot standby for the old main box couldn't run the Y2K version of the database.

Because the year end accounts still had to be finalised the client's accountants insisted the old system had to be kept going for a couple of weeks whilst they finalised did that. So for a couple of weeks the non-Y2K system was crapping all over new orders and the vendors dialling in on a daily basis to fix the problems.

I don't know why they didn't let us move operations over to the new box and let the accountants play with the old one. If they'd given me some notice that they wanted to do that I could have arranged to bring over data on work completed in January, if that's what was needed and set the clock back to 31 Dec every day or some similar fudge.

Can't you hear me knocking? But I installed a smart knocker

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Re: Now what do you do

"those Yale rim locks that became vulnerable once plastic credit cards appeared"

They became vulnerable as soon as they were fitted with reach of a glass panel.

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Re: About this single point of failure business

Or an initial failure and all the "other disasters" are simply the domino effect of lots of other bits being unable to cope with either the original failure or one of the subsequent ones.

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Re: About this single point of failure business

"our house has to work from a *systems* perspective"

Needs a second upvote for the reminder of what "system" really means - and it's not complicated electronics.

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Re: And what about key fobs....

Or the access was about as secure as the lockers.

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Re: Well that was a waste...

"Seriously, what if your house was on fire and your wife was inside and couldn't get to a window?"

Internal mechanical over-ride. Panic bar, panic button whatever you want to call it. Fail to locked is secure. Mechanical override is safety. Both are basic requirements.

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Re: Then there's compatability..

To slightly amend Stoneshop's question: Why the hell would a doorbell need to have a hub so as to be compatible with a heating controller?

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I'd long looked forward to being able to spending summers in retirement watching cricket on the box. Then that bar steward Bliar allowed it to be pay only.

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Re: Because the reception is better

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Or is that absinthe?

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Re: "Brick" "Window/s"

Similar to my car's automatic headlights. Yes they do always switch on when it's actually night or nearly so. But they'll also come on during bright sunshine. Or going under a bridge. OTOH on a dark day driving along a long lane with an overhanging tree canopy they remained resolutely off. And then there's the allegedly self-dipping electronic mirror.

5G SIM-swap attacks could be even worse for industrial IoT than now

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It's so convenient to hand over difficult stuff to somebody else. And they have so much incentive to do such a better job than you have when it comes to security.

White Screen of Death: Admins up in arms after experimental Google emission borks Chrome

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Re: So what are you going to do about it? Replace Chrome with Edge?????

OTOH the functionality was already in the code waiting to be activated. Is it also in Edge?

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Re: How much did you pay for this software again?

Nothing, but then I'm not using it. And when I hear of things like this I remember why.

Oracle and Google will fight in court over Java AGAIN and this time it's going to the Supremes

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Given that we seem to be in an Age of Idiocracy I don't hold out much hope for this to go well.

The silence of the racks is deafening, production gear has gone dark – so which wire do we cut?

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"without having been supplied with the tools required to do the job"

The sole tool may well have been enough cash to buy a slice of the business.

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