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Bad news: 'Unblockable' web trackers emerge. Good news: Firefox with uBlock Origin can stop it. Chrome, not so much

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Re: I'm forced to wonder

"My session lasts for days, weeks sometimes. It only gets interrupted by browser updates and OS updates demanding a reboot."

Yup. For some people convenience beats security any time. Some of us close down sessions we're not using. We even log off when we're not using the computer. We go further still - we switch the computer off.

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Re: Ad Spend

What you won't see from that is that A, B, C & D all pissed of some prospects and maybe current customers. You only see the relevant upsides. The downsides are invisible to that sort of comparison. Yes you can see that some customers didn't return but you've no idea that that was because of whatever crap you shoved in their face with your "campaigns" and not for some other reason. As Richard says nobody is going to do that particular bit of research, not if it costs them their jobs.

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Re: Ad Spend

"It's carefully tracked and if it didn't give value for money the advertisers would go out of business."

What is very unlikely to be tracked - and it's actually quite difficult to see how unless you actually listen to people like me telling you how they behave - is the people who walk because of it.

For example, yesterday I had to ring up my car insurer to give them an updated card number. The agent then promptly tried to upsell on other insurance products. That annoys me. When renewal time comes around I'll go elsewhere. It won't be the first time I've done that and I don't suppose it will be the last. Their marketing won't have the faintest idea that that's why they've lost this customer. They'll be able to show the positive results of their upselling but they won't know how many customers like me that they've lost. Their figures will be slanted to the optimistic side.

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Re: Two things

Simpler: just have a browser set up to delete all history on exit. Fire it up and kill it again as necessary. If you really want to be paranoid delete its profile directory on logout.

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Re: It's not enough to block - you need to salt (or fuck depending on your style :) )

I like this. Turn their cookies into a DDoD.

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Re: French newspaper website liberation.fr uses a tracker

The advertisers are the only targets for the advertising industry which only exists to separate them from their money. The rest of us are just collateral damage.

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Re: Who to block?

Perhaps uBlock should just fire off an email to report each detection direct to ICO or equivalent. That should grab their attention. In fact discussing a proposal to do that might be sufficient.

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What really amazes me is that the actual advertisers - those people who buy from the advertising industry - don't realise that they're not just wasting money spending on advertising to people who don't want to be advertised at; they're actually spending that money to drive away potential customers.

If I get their unwanted advertising shoved in my face any time I want the sort of thing I'm selling I'll research the market and, if at all possible, buy from their competition.

RDP loves company: Kaspersky finds 37 security holes in VNC remote desktop software

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Re: TightVNC development is active AFAIK

This also needs the same clarification: "or migrating off, in the case of TightVNC".

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"RealVNC forbids reverse engineering"

OTOH if you're one of the bad guys this won't put you off and you won't be raising CVEs about it. For the rest of us any of the others seem a better bet - they're open to feedback like this from 3rd party checking.

BOFH: Trying to go after IT's budget again?

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It sounds complementary to the way Apple lose money on repairs.

You'll never get Huawei with this, FCC tells US telcos: Buy Chinese kit and you won't see another dime from us

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Perhaps the way to go is to disconnect it all and make absolutely clear to the public why service has deteriorated and to whom they should address their complaints.

Halfords invents radio signals that don't travel at the speed of light

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Re: What's the use case for DAB?

FM

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Re: Radio is Dead

And actual music on R3.

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Does the advertising industry have annual awards for outstanding bollocks in advertising? If so this must be a strong contender.

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Of course. It always arrives a little later with DAB.

Chancers keep buying up dot-UK company name domains: Got a problem? That'll be £750 for Nominet to rule on it

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How about somebody suing the infringer and Nominet as an accessory for passing off?

Totally Sardonic Bank: Well, it must be, to have a TITSUP* the same week as THAT report

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Re: Why does anyone still use this bank?

Could that be £500 cycled round the 3 accounts each month? If so it would be OK for stashing away £4,500 but not so good if you want to use it for everyday banking.

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"TSB CEO Richard Meddings apologised and he insisted the bank had learned from its mistakes."

They must be learning a lot.

We(don't)Work: Rent-a-desk outfit cuts 2,400 staff in bid to be a functioning business

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As tenants you mind find yourselves doing that.

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Re: Another one bites the dust

"I worry about ARM."

I was thinking the same thing. It doesn't seem to fit their business strategy unless it's the cash cow to finance all the other bad deals.

Bon sang! French hospital contracts 6,000 PC-locking ransomware infection

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It's just as well they're not doing that in an Anglophone country.

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No, tried first, executed later if found guilty. Yours is the logic of the lynch mob. You might execute a few innocent people before you get to the guilty ones, always assuming you don't stop looking after the first victim.

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Re: I Might Be Out Of Step But

Pen and paper according to the Beeb report.

We don't usually sugar-coat the news but... Alien sugars found in Earth-bound meteorites

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"carbon-13, a heavier isotope of carbon-12"

Oops. It's a heavier isotope of carbon. Heavier than carbon-12. But it isn't an isotope of carbon 12.

After 10 years, Google Cloud Print will finally be out of beta... straight into ad giant's graveyard

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"*cough* Stadia *cough*"

Probably aready making its way to the great code heap in the sky.

That code that could never run? Well, guess what. Now Windows thinks it's Batman

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Re: Comments...

"I managed to stop him before he actually handed it in"

Why?

A short note to say I'm off: Vulture taps claws on Reg keyboard for last time

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Snake oil-sodden is a pretty good phrase to go out on.

Second time lucky: Sweden drops Julian Assange rape investigation

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Re: Conspiracy theories and Swedish juridical system

Very interesting. Some aspects are similar to the UK but other aspects are rather less liberal.

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Re: Stating the obvious

I suppose he could have argued that Sweden could set up a Swedish embassy to the London Ecuadorian embassy and interviewed him there.

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"He's been in only place for 7 years, they knew exactly where he was."

Yes. Out of reach in a foreign embassy.

"So they've had years and years to get every possible piece of information and evidence prepared for the day hecame out but have totally failed.."

Except rape cases depend critically on witness statements. It becomes very difficult to put on a fair trial at that lapse of time. It's not that they didn't have the evidence needed at the time, it's more that the passage of time erodes the value of it.

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Re: Weakening Evidence?

An essential aspect of a rape case is consent. It becomes a matter of claim and counter claim unless there's contemporary evidence of violence. The scientific* evidence will stand the lapse of time. Witness evidence, including complainants' and accuseds' becomes less reliable over time and, critically, it becomes difficult to give the accused a fair chance of putting on his own case. That's why courts don't like allegations made long after the alleged events and very probably why the prosecutors are dropping this case. The long delay has helped him there but not exactly to his advantage.

* Scientific evidence. The ford "forensic" simply means to do with the courts. All evidence in court is forensic. Some if it is scientific. <Sigh>

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"Assange's assertion that removal to the USA was the main aim, is now coming to fruition"

Whether or not it was originally the main aim in anybody else's head than his own, it's now coming to fruition entirely as a result of his successive missteps: fleeing to a country with a stronger extradition arrangement than where he started, fleeing again into an embassy he couldn't get out of without being arrested on a charge of bail-skipping and staying there long enough for a more vindictive US govt to get into office.

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"holding him in largely single isolation in a high security prison is not an acceptable situation for someone who has skipped bail."

So do you think he should be given bail? Assuming he could get anybody to put up the money this time round.

Video-editing upstart bares users' raunchy flicks to world+dog via leaky AWS bucket

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Re: Because hipsters know best

He'd still need to rescind/replace the current DPA which implements it.

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Re: I wonder if....

Not really. I'd have thought most people would want to provide controlled access. They might, for instance, want people to see their YT videos but not be able to edit them or just upload something else in their place. Or if the material is commercial in confidence they might not want anyone to see it.

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Re: Amazon need to make it more difficult to use insecurely than securely

A couple of things. One, ensure it can only be done by a confusing user interface where anything wrong in the process leaves it secure. The other, which I've suggested above, is to ignore what the user sets and periodically just going back to default. Perhaps send out an email "We've noticed that you must have accidentally left your AWS system insecure so we've repaired that for you."

After a few cycles update the email to explain why it's really bad. Or maybe do that first and then switch to the "We've fixed it" non-explanatory version.

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Re: I wonder if....

"and instead just turn off all the default security."

Which I suspected. It should be made more difficult to do this than to work with appropriate security, for instance, keep annoyingly turning security back on.

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Re: I wonder if....

But why do we see so many examples of this? Is AWS insecure by default so users are failing to secure it or is it secure but inconveniently so that users are deliberately turning security off?

Amazon need to make it more difficult to use insecurely than securely so that nobody would jumpt through the hoops to do that.

No wonder cops are so keen on Ring – they can slurp your doorbell footage with few limits, US senators complain

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Re: A touch of irony

Or it's just necessary preparation for the forthcoming burglary.

London cops seeking £600m mega IT contract to knock 'towers' sprawl into 'one throat to choke'

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Re: Muiscal chairs

"Management decide Plan B doesn't work so lets go back to Plan A. More throat choking."

It won't be Plan A, it'll be Plan C. After all Plan A was the bad idea of someone no longer with the company. Plan B was the idea of someone just departing. Plan C is that of the new management so it must be right. The fact that it may appear to the uninformed eye like Plan A is just an error on your part; if you were better informed you wouldn't be looking at it so critically.

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It doesn't matter how many or how few contracts you have if you don't have the skills and knowledge to manage them.

Who loves Brexit? Irish distributors ... after their sales jump by a third

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Re: "the country has an advantageous business and digital tax environment"

"If orchards don't pay well enough then perhaps there should be fewer orchards? Or they should be more efficient. Or they should concentrate on premium products."

At some point you have to start thinking about just what we produce in the EU or the UK or wherever you're thinking about. You could very easily end up creating an employment desert. Pretty well everything we make or grow can be done by someone else somewhere in the world cheaper, especially if a little dumping allows them to destroy the UK capacity to produce it.

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Re: @DontFeedTheTrolls

Respecting reality is the cornerstone of good government.

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Re: @DontFeedTheTrolls

"The referendum was about brexit, elections should be about running the country."

Given that Brexit makes a huge difference to the economic environment in which the country operates it's impossible to see how it can be ignored in any election.

UK public sector IT chiefs shrug off breach threats: The data we hold isn't that important

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If it's not important they shouldn't be holding it. If they don't have any information to hold they don't have a job to do. If they don't have a job to do they shouldn't be being paid.

Explain that and ask them again.

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"I do wonder who sophos spoke to"

People who don't want to be put to the trouble of looking after data carefully.

'Big Bang': Great for creating the universe, but not as an approach to IT migration, TSB told

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"Code quality was poor."

Another factor was thet there shouldn't even have been that much new code according to what the board were told. They thought they were being moved to an existing platform with a few tweaks to meet local requirements. Instead they were getting a largely rewritten system.

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Because they hoped arses were being covered by going to an identifiably big and reassuringly expensive business for help.

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Re: Congratulations TSB Another waste of Money

According to the report they were presented with "packs" of hundreds of pages. Much easier to hide stuff in that. If you hide something by omitting it from a bullet list summary you're apt to find that when the shit hits the fan it then sticks to you because you can't deny hiding it. Put in on pages 834 to 842 out of 967 and nobody can accuse you. Of course you can do even better by putting on a single loose sheet that then gets accidentally trapped in the 967 page file. The Sir Humphrey tactic.

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