Posts by Doctor Syntax

US can try extraditing Julian Assange next year, rules UK court

"He doesn't see himself as someone who should be in prison."

That's one to rank alongside "he would say that, wouldn't he".

"In the magistrates' courts you call the judges sir or madam. "

In the magistrates' courts you can probably get away with calling a judge "mate" or anything else. They'll just be there as a member of the public, a witness, possibly - because they're all lawyers and some only sit as judges part-time - they might be acting as counsel (they may even be the accused). The folks on the bench are magistrates.

When customers see red, sometimes the obvious solution will only fan the flames

Re: Good ol' "have you checked the cable?"

At a guess: Wanting someone else to humiliate her.

Re: Up yours mate!

My version is "incomprehensible in all languages".

Re: Ive been the dumb user...

@ColinPa

You seem to be a natural born software tester although it doesn't help if developers are natural born ignorers of feedback.

Re: Once again the bad memories resurface

Very likely she realised it was something she'd done. VVVISP's are too important to do their own email.

Re: Dolt

"Hopefully they'd get the point and not ask stupid questions again in the future."

Triumph of optimism over experience.

Re: Dolt

I've seen a board where loud voices seemed to be the requirement (to enable eviction of toys from perambulator).

Re: Dolt

"Also expects that said dictionary has every word like antidisestablishmentarianism"

I just checked the UK English dictionary on Seamonkey. It includes antidisestablishmentarianism. Maybe it's a Dr Johnson thing - they expected someone to be looking for it.

The "which of these meaningless symbols is for the wifi key" problem. Seen that.

Probably foul in the case of the shouting match.

Re: I prefer PEBMAC

Faulty knob on monitor

Those darn users don't know what they're doing (not like us, of course)

Re: Documentation

You just documented it.

The attempts to dejargonify (oops, squiggly red line) computers has a lot to answer for and the car comparison is relevant.

Ask any car driver about the accelerator, brake, clutch (at least on a manual), engine, gearbox or whatever and they'll know what you mean. At some point all these items were new and their names technical and drivers had to be introduced to them. But they just became part of the vocabulary. It was accepted that even f you didn't know exactly how they worked you knew what they were for and what they did. Nobody was unsure as to whether the brake speeded the car up or slowed it down (being able to hit the correct pedal was a different matter).

Somewhere along the line we got to a stage where people who would never dream of challenging the names for the bits of their car was start complaining about jargon when it came to their computer. Obligingly, vendors took to hiding the workings, trying to make everything seamless so that users, who would have coped just as easily with names for the components of their computer as they would with their cars*, now see it as an undifferentiated "thing" which works by magic.

* I will make an exception for my late aunt who must have been well into middle age when she got her car, an ancient Morris 8. She knew that when it appeared to have run out of petrol she needed to open the bonnet and hit a nameless black cylinder with something solid. Readers of a suitable vintage will instantly recognise an SU fuel pump but she didn't need to know that.

settlement.js not found: JavaScript package biz NPM scraps talks, fights union-busting claims

"how to keep JavaScript safe"

Those of us running NoScript see a certain irony there.

We asked readers what DXC should be known for... and of course you came up with the goods

Whatever they do it' can't be what all those they sacked were doing because they're not there to do it any more. Maybe that's why they're puzzled.

Are you making smalltalk?

Halleluja! The Second Coming of Windows Subsystem For Linux blesses Insider faithful

"WSL 2 is aimed at encouraging developers to stick with the Windows 10 platform and..."

...not run the real thing in case they get to prefer it.

Behold the might of dynamic crimefighting duo Captain Met Police and the Microsoft Kid

"Historically Microsoft have been willing to go to court against the US government in order to not hand over information."

Indeed they did and good for them. So the US invented the CLOUD Act to get round all that. You'd think that Microsoft would have been opposed to it wouldn't you? No, they welcomed it.

A quick check: a Chinese company, say Huawei, storing US gov. data - is that OK?

"They're also subject to random checks by the Crown Commercial Service to make sure they're storing UK government data correctly."

And if a foreign government has the right to order the supplier to hand over data you'd think that that wouldn't pass as correct? Clearly not.

"Technology gives our evidence greater integrity and gives us greater legitimacy."

How does that work? Your US-based vendor is open to demands from US authorities. I'd hate to think what your ideas of less integrity and legitimacy might be.

Germany and South Korea go nuts for 5G while Blighty subsists on test bed crumbs

"It splashed the most (€2.2bn) but complained of the high price it was forced to pay."

HPE/Autonomy 2.0. "We bid that much because we wanted it but we were overcharged"

Big hint, when you bid for something it's you who sets the price so don't complain about it.

UK Home Sec kick-starts US request to extradite ex-WikiLeaker Assange

Re: The Love-McKinnin precedents ?

"or Assange stays here regardless"

He's not one of ours so he can be sent to wherever he's a citizen of. Oz or Ecuador?

Re: Sweden

The UK has always been more likely to hand him over to the US. This, together with the fact that there wasn't any extradition request in process when he painted himself into the corner of the embassy leads me to think it was just the Swedish charges he was avoiding.

It seems the Swedes have backed out if you read TFA. He should have stayed there in the first place if he really wanted to avoid the US. Maybe he just wanted to avoid doing time in Sweden.

Large Redmond Collider: CERN reveals plan to shift from Microsoft to open-source code after tenfold license fee hike

And not necessarily portable to other versions of Office.

"Unless that user is stupidly out of date."

Or just middling stupid & won't try 'cos it's not .docx (really stupid won't notice & just blindly click it anyway along with anything else they receive).

Re: Its the updates

Quite often the problem isn't that the bleeding edge version is needed, it's just the one specified in the bleedin' config file and something antique would do perfectly well.

Re: Scientific Linux?

Yup, recently. Coincidence?

"Circuit designers dont have Altium."

I'd guess that in CERN they might use KiCAD instead. After all, they maintain it.

Underground network targets Salisbury: Not the Russian death crew, this time it's Openreach laying fibre-optic cables

Re: Who Micro-Trenches These Days?

I don't know the technology but our gas supply must have been installed with something of that nature possibly in that sort of timeframe - there's certainly no sunken remnant of a trench like that for the drain, water & phone. Possibly also the electricity supply and that must have been installed in 1968.

Get this: Mad King Leo wanted HP to slurp two other firms alongside ill-fated Autonomy buyout

"simply one person's opinion"

The one person who happens to be the CFO, the person whose opinion should count.

Google: We're not killing ad blockers. Translation: We made them too powerful, we'll cram this genie back in its bottle

Re: Firefox's change to WebExtensions kills adblockers?

No I will not. I'll just keep using a mixture of Mozilla derivatives.

Re: No need for flash/java!

Why not block any ads that were not just a single image plain text.

FTFY

After all the "simple image" can be an animated GIF. In fact, it was a particularly annoying animated GIF as whch made me installan ad-blocker years ago.

"There’s been a lot of confusion and misconception around both the motivations and implications"

Translation: Shit, they spotted it.

Not very bright: Apple geniuses spend two weeks, $10,000 of repairs on a MacBook Pro fault caused by one dumb bug

Re: Optional

Upvote for Heisenconnections. I shall try to remember it for future use.

Now they have a knob on the keyboard.

OK, OK

Re: Posted before, but worth posting again...

You've told prospective customers something about the service they can expect from you if they buy. But was it what you wanted to tell them?

Re: Optional

"Dell machines are designed to be repairable"

Doesn't that count as cheating? At least in Apple's view?

"use of external monitors and keyboards is blocked until you login"

Doesn't that also make it tricky to diagnose the laptop's own keyboard or display?

Own goal: $280,000 GDPR fine for soccer app that snooped on fans' phone mics to snare pub telly pirates

"AEPD has not made the necessary efforts to understand how the technology works"

GDPR isn't concerned with how it works, it's concerned with what it does.

Alexa, are you profiting from the illegal storage and analysis of kids' voice commands?

"most people believe that when they speak to an Alexa-enabled device, it converts their voice into a set of digital computer instructions… They do not expect that Alexa is creating and storing permanent recording of their voice."

Really? I wouldn't trust any such device not to store it. Not even if the vendor outright denied it. (Never believe a rumour until it's been officially denied - Jim Hacker)

"The internet goliath says it does this to improve its service"

That's what they all say nowadays. Has anyone ever seen this improved service?

This is grim, Vim and Neovim: Opening this crafty file in your editor may pwn your box. Patch now if not already

"it is still a good idea to update your copy of Vim or Neovim to the latest version"

Or switch to nvi instead.

Barbie Girl was wrong? Life is plastic, it's not fantastic: We each ingest '121,000 pieces' of microplastics a year

Re: To keep things simple...

"or is it myelin?"

Yes. Mylar's a plastic!

Nice post - that must have taken a while as well.

Re: SOLUTION to POLLUTION is DILUTION...

No radon?

The trees are a regular crop and not a problem. The standing crop is temporarily sequestered carbon so growing trees for paper is mildly beneficial.

It's the lack of thought about incidental effects such as transport, processing and disposal of a totally useless batch of leaflets by a group who ought to be against it that's the objection. That and the keep-your-filthy-hands-off-my-car issue but as it happened they'd already done their round of the car park when I got there and didn't come back again.

Money laundering and crypto-coin legislation could hurt open-source ecosystem – activists

Re: Regulating the publication of open-source software?

Interesting link. Particularly interesting in the the word "software" isn't mentioned at all.

Re: Regulating the publication of open-source software?

Parsing error?

"What on earth were they thinking?"

Scope creep and over-reach.

For many people then, and into the 1950s £5 was a high value note. Even 10 bob was serious money.