* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Stop using that MacBook Pro RIGHT NOW, says Uncle Sam: Loyalists suffer burns, smoke inhalation and worse – those crappy keyboards

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"when you buy a computer from them, it stops being their property and starts being the property of the buyer"

Any tech vendor will tell you this view is a hangover from a primitive economy. In Industrial Economy 2.0 what's yours is theirs. Come to that, you are also theirs.

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Re: Customer service?

"some designers need serious reeducation."

And have for some time. It was just possible to change a headlight bulb on my '90s Legacy but the clearance between the back of the headlight and the windscreen washer bottle - or was it the coolant bottle? - made it very awkward. Designers of any piece of machinery should be required to do a strip and rebuild of the prototypes of their products.

Delphi RAD tool (remember that?) gets support for Linux desktop apps – again

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Re: next gen dialect

IFAICR Kylix failed to make it past the days of Linux 2.4 - certainly the version I had wouldn't run on 2.6.

Subsequently there was a free cross-compiler and a commercial one. The free one was limited; I tried it on a library and it complained about syntax errors which was odd because it would compile in Delphi. I can't remember what the commercial one was called but maybe this is it.

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Re: old Delphi graybeards

"I'm just saying that now Embarcadero business model is not getting more developers on board, it's now exploiting people that for many reasons don't want, or can't move"

This is the old CA model, isn't it.

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Re: old Delphi graybeards

There's a lot of snobbery involved in attitudes to Delphi.

My last client had used it a lot. When I left they seemed to be recruiting an ever-growing team rewriting the application for their flagship contract in C++. They eventually lost the contract and no longer exist.

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Re: A good indication of the market ...

"Have you ever worked in a software business?"

Yes. I find it difficult to recognise your halcyon state of affairs.

I've had the experience of being forced by a dedicated VAX/VMS & mainframe oriented manglement to migrate to a new version of the target RDBMS engine on VMS - none of this strange Unix nonsense, thank you. It didn't go well, corrupting indexes several times a day when it met real life. We ended back on a bigger and better Unix box.

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Re: A good indication of the market ...

... if a vendor can package and charge license fees for Linux Desktop tooling.

But can they get customers for it?

I suspect the only ones who'll bite are mugginses in manglement who have a long history of overseeing development on Windows and have finally decided that Linux might be mportant but don't actually know anything about it and would never in a month of Sundays think of asking their staff.

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Lazarus and FreePascal have owned that niche on Linux for so long that they'd struggle to give Delphi away there, even if it were native (which, AFAICR Kylix actually was). But charge those amounts for it?

Google's reCAPTCHA favors – you guessed it – Google: Duh, only a bot would refuse to sign into the Chocolate Factory

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"To me, it feels like Google's entire strategy behind reCAPTCHA anything is to make it harder to protect your privacy,"

FTFY

Suspected dark-web meth dealers caught by, er, 'using real address' when buying stamps

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It takes time to investigate. The dumb ones will leave themselves open and eventually get caught. They're the ones you hear about. The brighter (or maybe just more lucky ones) cover their tracks more effectively, don't get caught and make more money.

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But..but..but...Think of the cost!

How do you know it's finally the weekend? Clock hits 5pm? No, Slack goes down on a Friday afternoon in June

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Do Mattermost ( https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/06/19/mattermost_50m/ ) still think Slack validates chat S/W?

UK.gov pledges probe into tourists' 'motivations'

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The most feared sentence in business: "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you."

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Re: I have no idea how the UK intends to do this

Alternative version.

Perhaps it's best to learn how to walk before learning how to run tripping over your own feet.

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Maybe she feels a need to try to over-correct on the hostile environment bit.

OTOH what I've read about the US would persuade me never to go there for any reason whatsoever.

This weekend you better read those ebooks you bought from Microsoft – because they'll be dead come early July

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Re: DRM should be banned

"calibre itself works on Mac and Windows"

As well as on Linux? Live and learn.

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Re: That's not only DRM, it's the whole subscription model...

"BTW, Idera/Embacardero, the company actually owner of Delphi/C++ Builder, no longer bumps the installation counters for old versions you actually bought (perpetual licenses), unless you buy one of their very expensive maintenance plans that became compulsory with the recent versions."

Free Pascal & Lazarus. Bye bye Windows, bye by Embacardero

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Re: Par for the course

"Okay it might just be my interest in poetry but the point is you don't have to pay."

There's a certain - shall we say poetic justice? - given that Burns was Scottish.

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"None of these consumer businesses are keen on clearly explaining the reality of digital goods because, well, it may stop you from buying them in the first place."

Buying?

Could an AI android live forever? What, like your other IT devices?

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Snap. I think it was the context of the previous comment that did it. It also reminded me that SWMBO was supposed to feed the grand-children's rabbits this morning. Quick check to see if she'd remembered; thank goodness she had.

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Re: At BenDwire, re: the CD of the month club.

"Book clubs, music clubs and all manner of mail-order companies were a total nightmare to deal with."

My solution with someone who, despite several "not at this address" returns was to ring them and tell them that my handling charge for future returns would be £10 a time, I would invoice and would go to the small claims court. They stopped.

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My experience with house moves has been that stuff has disappeared when you get to unpack in the new house but stuff from the house before or even before that reappears for the first time in years. My theory is that they were in the last house in a parallel universe but have now crossed back.

Packing cases are portals between the said parallel universes.

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"defective micro-USB connectors"

Is there any other kind? Apart, of course, from the wrong one.

One teeensy little 13-minute power cut, and WD you look at the size of that chip supply cut!

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Re: What?

You mean like the bit in the article that says "Micron is cutting its flash chip production, reducing wafer starts by 10 per cent"?

I too wonder if Micron will cut its cuts.

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Re: Maybe I am cynical...

If there's a current oversupply then presumably there is stuff in warehouses to sell.

Philips kills dependence on its Hue hub, pointing to a Bluetooth world

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Why not do without Zigbee, Bluetooth, Hub and the lot? Just switch it on and off at the wall.

But what we really want to know is whether they've outdone GE in the reset competition.

In Rust we trust: Brave smashes speed limit after rewriting ad-block engine in super-lang

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Re: Lost cause

"You can't force people to look at something they don't want to look at."

Maybe, maybe not, but succeeding in at least shoving it in front of them is going to be counter-productive. But, as I keep saying, the advertising industry is only interested in selling advertising, not its clients' products.

BOFH: What's Near Field Implementation? Oh, you'll see. Turn left here

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That's a lot of well-informed questions for someone in the coloured pencil department. No wonder he had to go.

UK's MoD is helping itself to cops' fingerprint database 'unlawfully', rules biometrics chief

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Re: Different Rules

That would be a police matter so if the fingerprints are on the police database they would be found by the police who are entitled to have access. It's what the system is there for.

Sorry, you failed your straw man construction test.

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Re: You are never going to rein this in, so a different approach is needed.

"Let them do their worst with the data. But ensure that courts only accept legally obtained and processed evidence."

Does that mean that if your neighbour who happens to have access decides to check up you and your friends that's OK because it's just for private consumption and not going to go near the courts?

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It's no use just sitting there saying this or that was done illegally. It's also of dubious use saying it was this or that public body. If something was being done illegally there should be prosecutions of the individuals responsible. A charge of misfeasance in public office could be used if there is no specific charge available.

The Eldritch Horror of Date Formatting is visited upon Tesco

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"Throw all modern medicine and other benefits away"

Especially when they reach their "Use by" date.

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Re: Call me a snob, but...

1988. Wasn't that about the time when Perrier had benzene in it?

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Re: Dates? Don't talk to me about dates...

Suite, dammit!

Bonkers British MPs rant: 5G signals cause cancer

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There's a good argument to be made for requiring a fitness to govern test for anyone aspiring to public office at any level from local govt. upwards.

There used to be an exam for candidates for the Civil Service but any fool could, and often did, get into Parliament. Perhaps it's time to bring that back, at least for positions of administrative responsibility and require candidates for public office to pass it. Maybe retest periodically at age 70 & above.

PPE graduates should, of course, undergo substantial retraining before being allowed to even take the test.

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Re: every new cellular technology has been accompanied by cancer claims,

A suspicious looking skin lesion is just a suspicious looking skin lesion. It lacks the ability to claim anything.

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Re: Dihydrogen monoxide

Excellent. I particularly like the advert for Klein bottles on the home page. Just what's needed for keeping the stuff safe.

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Re: Plenty of these nuts over there

You think it ever went away?

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Re: Bet they all use smartphones though...

"Anon, as I'll probably get roasted by both sides."

No, just the side where you're holding your phone.

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"wireless signals are a possible human carcinogen"

In the same way that anything else such as parliamentary hot air is a possible human carcinogen . So maybe she should shut up.

Sneaky fingerprinting script in Microsoft ad slips onto StackOverflow, against site policy

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"although it looks like a static banner advertising Microsoft Azure with a link, the fingerprinting code is running in the background."

And what do Microsoft have to say about it?

Let me guess:

Rogue 3rd party advertising agency.

A former member of staff.

We take your/cusotmers'/the Universe's privacy seriously.

Only a few people affected.

Lessons learned.

Steps taken to prevent a repeat.

Next time it'll be better obfuscated - oops, that's what we really meant but it slipped out accidentally.

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"The tracking, advertising and monetization story on the internet is convoluted beyond measure, driven by huge global revenue involved, estimated at $298.1bn in 2019"

Does this represent value for money for the advertisers? I seriously doubt it. The few ads I see from search engines fall into two categories. One is irrelevant and the other is the exact ting I was looking for which the search thing should have thrown up anyway without the search target paying for it to be put there.

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"Despite this, JavaScript is in ads is everywhere, making it the responsibility of the publisher and the ad server to protect the user."

And do we trust them to meet those responsibilities? No. That's why we block JavaScript and one of the reasons we block ads.

Decoding America's spies: What does the NSA's cryptic memo really mean? Citizens illegally spied on again

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Re: Fill in the blanks

Some of these redactions seem to be aimed solely at covering the identity of the provider who the NSA are blaming for the excess. Name and shame. Or would the provider be liable to defend themselves with facts the NSA doesn't want to be released?

Your server remote login isn't root:password, right? Cool. You can keep your data. Oh sh... your IoT gear, though?

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Re: This is a controversial opinion, no doubt, but....

In fact I don't recall a regular Linux or other Unix installation process* that attempted to set a default root password. It's a feature of pre-built images which are used on IoT gadgets.

* Pi distros are something of an exception being based on regular distros such as Debian but are pre-built images. Although the default password should be changed - and a non-root ID set up - ASAP but if that isn't done and the OS got banjaxed by something like this the device itself isn't affected, the SD card can be reloaded. Too bad about any user data on it, however.

One-time permanent DWP secretary Robert Devereux set to rock up at 'ethical' tech biz Salesforce

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"Devereux, however, does not have appear to have any specific technology experience on his CV."

Yup, I can imagine he'd be keen to avoid any suggestion that he had involvement with DWP's IT projects.

The seven deadly sins of the 2010s: No, not pride, sloth, etc. The seven UI 'dark patterns' that trick you into buying stuff

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Re: think of the children!

"I checked a nearby competitor."

This is where the parking vultures are out to get you. Check and find the first one had the better offer but you incur a fine if you go back to their car park within a couple of days or whatever.

The trouble there is that car parking is really customer service but no doubt all siting negotiations are handled by estates or something with a similar title and they're more interested in their cozy relationships with landlords than avoiding having their customers being screwed over.

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Re: Two such patterns missed completely

"Do they want me to assume they bring the same (lack of) competence to everything else they do?"

They may not want you to but it's a good idea to do so.

Item shown arriving at depot and never leaves - do they not raise regular exception reports for items that weren't despatched on time? Or items which, as I'm sure this did, "evaporate"?

And items which leave the despatch point en route for a locker and don't get put into the locker - don't they alert the courier before he moves on?

And when an item goes missing, do they not realise that despatching another PDQ is the proper way of dealing with it?

I assume these are all the result of agile development and one of these days they're going to get round to these user stories or whatever they're called but they didn't make the MVP.

DXC Technology warns techies that all travel MUST now be authorised

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Re: This won't change much in day-to-day DXC life

Without it a lot of layers of management would be redundant. It's called job preservation. You might argue, of course, that it would be a much better way of cutting costs to take out those layers of management and allocate the front-line staff travel budgets.

FCC adviser and fiber telco CEO thrown in the clink for five years after conning investors out of $270m with fake deals

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"seems it wasn't about regular greed"

Nevertheless the sentence seems to imply she made about $900k out of it for herself.

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