* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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We have the best trade wars: US investigating French tech tax plan over fears it unfairly targets American biz

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"As a revenue tax targeted on a narrowly defined set of companies, the Digital Services Tax is not one of those smart measures. It risks making investing in the UK less attractive"

Investing? I think he means "selling in". The tax gets charged irrespective of whether they invest or not. In fact the whole thing could be structured so that real investments are offset against income.

US border cops' secret racist Facebook group a total disgrace, says patrol chief. She should know, she was a member

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Re: Patrol?

"and for Iceland were 73.6% of men and 60.9% of women"

Store or country?

Cough up, like, 1% of your valuation and keep up the good work, says FTC: In draft privacy deal, Facebook won't have to change a thing

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Re: Probably about as good as the government can do.

"Third, you don't want X thousands of FB shareholders screaming to their congresscritters"

The people at whom they should scream are FB manglement for getting into this position. And FB manglement are pretty well insulated from this because one of them has a controlling vote.

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"set aside $3bn in anticipation of an FTC smack-down, leaving the biz with $2.43bn in profit"

This could be clearer but I'm interpreting this to mean that of the $5bn they had to root down the side of the cushions for $2bn because they'd already put $3bn in the swear box. So the profits for the first quarter would have been $4.43bn. Pro rate that means that annual profits are of the order of $17 to $18bn. But that $3bn set aside had to have come from somewhere, presumably profits in some other quarter. Even if the cost of the fine was spread over multiple quarters it must still have come from overall profits and is well over a quarter of that pro-rate estimated annual profits.

If I were an ordinary shareholder I'd be a bit narked to find that the business's playing silly buggers had resulted in a fine of over a quarter of a year's profits. In fact, I might be inclined to vote against the board at the next AGM. Of course, this being Facebook that would have no effect whatsoever due to the strange share structure.

Train maker's coder goes loco, choo-choo-chooses to flee to China with top-secret code – allegedly

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This was in 2014-15. By 2024-25 I wonder who, between the US & China will have the most trade secrets worth nicking.

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Re: Device(s) cloned by immigration/customs at O'Hare?

It's one thing to state things in an indictment (or "Bluster" might be a better word) and another to produce evidence to that effect in court. It seems unlikely that they'll ever have to do the latter so they cold actually claim it included a solution to the travelling salesman problem if they wanted.

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"Suggest you visit a logistics company. I think the (largely off-the-shelf) systems they use to track packages through their distribution and delivery network are more than capable of handling rail freight."

Evidence says they're all too often not capable of tracking stuff through their own networks. It's OK when everything goes as it should but the use cases for nicked stuff, failure to deliver or whatever are due in some much later sprint.

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Re: Fat Controller

This entire discussion seems to ignore the fact there seems to have been the company was doing stuff which needed software engineers and included source code for a control system. Presumably whatever the intended market there was stuff considered worth taking.

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Re: "Which hasn't struck me as particularly advanced either"

"same as stopping vs non-stop passenger trains of the same type."

Back in the days when I suffered British Snail they had an answer to that. Send out the sopping service first.

Microsoft tells resellers: 'We listened to you, and we have acted' (PS: Plz keep making us money)

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Re: Seriously

Dunno why you got the down votes unless they were from folk in the advertising industry. WoM is far more effective and far cheaper than adverts.

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Re: Seriously

"Some marketing moron"

More likely the moron would be a beancounter totting up the "losses" on the licenses - price of everything and value of nothing etc. Much as I expect marketing to be staffed entirely by morons I suspect that this time it was marketing who realised the consequences.

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Re: "a thorough review"

A thorough review usually takes longer than that. The rest of the business saying "WTF do you think you're doing?", however, can be pretty quick.

I don't have to save my work, it's in The Cloud. But Microsoft really must fix this files issue

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The issue is not that saving a file didn't work. The issue is that not saving a file didn't work.

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"Training says things save to cloud automatically."

If training said that how come only one user got it wrong?

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Re: User "English"

"Germans sometimes have weird sentence construction."

They probably say the same about the English.

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There's an implication (but not an outright explicit statement) that training had been given. If that's so and the other trainees didn't have this problem then one should exonerate the trainers.

In any case she'd been told that this is the way it's supposed to be used, that it's not an error for Microsoft to fix. If she couldn't accept being corrected by someone whose job it is to know then I think there's a reason to escalate the issue, IT manager to her line manager. Frankly, she needed to be kept away from sharp objects. Am I the only one who can see the dangers if she had access to email? At least she left and became SEP.

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Re: The user is right

"Oh yes, this device/programme is easy to use, You won't need training, it's dead straight forward"

Didn't you treat that as an opportunity for a little harmless amusement?

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Re: The user is right

"you don't save it on your machine anymore, everything is saved in the cloud"

But what did you do to save it on your machine? And why should you do something different just to save in in the cloud? After all, "the cloud" is just somebody else's machine. There's no implication that you do something different. Even if you misunderstood the first time you should be prepared to accept correction from someone whose job is to know.

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Re: hang on a moment...

"So I think this is a case of a user being deliberately and obnoxiously pig-headed."

Deliberateness is optional.

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Re: I could train 1st line to be fluent in 'user'

"someone who's written English is so bad"

Those possessive pronouns are so tricky.

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"a health hazard (to the bean counter)"

No such thing exists.

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"cutting the cable in half DOESN'T double the number of problems"

You have a faulty USB cable. You look for something to cut it with. Now you have two problems.

And three when you've cut it and then realise it was a working power-only cable.

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"Well they cost five quid each you know..."

And what's the value of the data on it?

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"Do you think they've never had to talk a user through getting them connected to a machine?"

And failed, which sounds all too likely given the rest of the story.

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Re: You were surprised?

"After all, she'd no doubt had the mandatory brainectomy."

Obligtory Dilbert https://dilbert.com/strip/2019-07-11

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Re: You were surprised?

I also have this view of football fans.

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"or even ask the user to give them step-by-step commentary on what she was doing to get to the problem."

The user's repeatedly making mistakes. Do you really expect to get a reliable commentary?

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"This is not stupidity but unfamiliarity with new technology."

In the case of the user in the article, given that she was explicitly told, it's stupidity.

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As program functionality grows - and the UI to match - it'd take so long to RTFM that by the time you'd finished the next release would be out & time to start again.

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"And some of the kids still don't fucking save their precious work."

In which case, if they fail the exam, it would be a perfectly valid result. The one thing the British education teaches is how to pass tackle exams.

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Re: Lets step back a bit

"So continual saving means a new file format designed for that."

ODF formats have "flat" versions, i.e. not zipped and compressed. I thought that maybe they were intended for use with versioning systems built on diffs - SCCS, git and anything in between - which would overcome this. But no, elements are sequence numbered and a small change near the start causes the rest of the elements to be renumbered when the file is saved. It's no more suited to that than MS Office formats.

Clearly it would be possible for a file format intended to be saved economically in versions. It would also enable remote saving by means of a proper client server protocol instead of relying on emulation of a file system, something that would help protect against ransomware.

Perhaps it's time to start thinking of a new, open format based on these lines.

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"RTFM"

Manual? There are still manuals?

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"It's also annoying that 2 days later her parents contacted the school complaining that 'we'd' lost her data and refused to help her get it back"

Does the school emphasis - from the start - that multiple copies must be saved? It would be good practice to run spot checeks with students; "How many save copies do you have? When did you last save one?".

Loose tongues and oily seamen: Lost in machine translation yet again

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Business expressions that can't even be translated into the speaker's native language are not worth the bother.

Microsoft giveth and Microsoft taketh away: Partner boss explains yanking of free licences

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Re: Shows the decline in their thinking

On rereading that I've spotted an error. It should have been "a reputation for quality". Using the definite article implies they have one.

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Re: Penny Wise, Pound Foolish?

"Others might start pushing other solutions to their clients and they would be in better position to know which clients could ditch MS either partially or fully."

If they really see their future as running servers for their customers to connect to they maybe don't care what clients the customers are running and if they can ditch Windows altogether then they don't have to support it.

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Re: Shows the decline in their thinking

"It's so easy that it's removed much of the incentive to test software."

The incentive should be the reputation for quality.

UK Home Secretary doubles down on cops' deeply flawed facial recognition trials

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"we would all forget he was there and ignore him."

Just as well he keeps shouting, then. At least he doesn't try to sneak in under the radar. He must be one of the worst Home Secs of recent times, quite an achievement given the competition.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean Google isn't listening to everything you say

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Re: They are still very much a work in progress

"Its 'non trivial', it takes a lot of time and effort to get things to function properly."

It's exactly because we know that that we don't trust them.

"I'm a retiree -- one of those old people that are regarded with amusement because we don't understand computers....or maybe we do, since we've been riding them up from the beginning."

Well so am I. See my comment above.

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Re: Why do people put this in their homes?

"At least one of the purveyors is showing this in their adverts these days."

Nice of them to find a job for an older actor.

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Re: why do dogs lick their balls?

Wow, I'd never have guessed.

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"not linked to any personal or identifiable information"

If the recording contains personal identifiable information it doesn't need to be linked to anything else - it is not "all well".

"We just learned that one of these language reviewers has violated our data security policies"

Translation: somebody blew the whistle on us.

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Re: Why do people put this in their homes?

The usual answer to this and many other stupidities is because it's cool - or maybe kool is more appropriate.

'Is this Microsoft trying to be cool? Want to go to the Apple Store?' We checked out London's new retail extravaganza

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Re: Pavement Plodder

'Microsoft has never been "cool", nor has it ever tried to be cool.'

Maybe back in 8-bit days....

300,000 edgy folk pledge themselves on Facebook to storming supposedly UFO-tastic Area 51

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Let's say they do this and then come out and report not finding aliens. That'll prove there were aliens because how else would their minds have got wiped so they can't remember finding any?

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Re: Anyone for a swim?

"Cherenkov radiation is like nothing else on Earth when you see it with your own eyes, by the way."

Well, it's certainly like nothing in a vacuum.

Scots NHS symptom checker pings Facebook, Google and other ad peddlers

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Re: Purpose of collection

Or you didn't have to fix what wasn't broken so you wouldn't even need to test.

It's happening, tech contractors: UK.gov is pushing IR35 off-payroll rules to private sector in Finance Bill

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What'll probably happen is that someone who's been rated in IR35 will nuke their client (preferably HMRC) for employment rights and then everybody will be rated as out thereafter.

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"They [the electorate] can't vote against me till the next election. Backbenchers can do it at 10 o'clock tonight."

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"It is intended to ensure that two people working side by side in a similar role for the same employer pay the same employment taxes."

Fair enough - provided security of employment and all other employee benefits are considered a taxable benefit in kind.

If they're not then IR35 ensures they aren't paying the same taxes.

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