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Stiff upper lip time, Brits: After bullying France to drop its digital tax on Silicon Valley, Trump's coming for you next

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Re: Goverments have two options

"Because it can deliver quicker, cheaper and easier than slogging over to a shop that might not have it and will be more expensive. "

Two out of three ain't bad. It might be cheaper and, if they don't mess up delivery, easier but quicker, when you need it now might well be slogging over to a shop. RIP Maplin shops; still, CCL's within driving distance for me.

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Re: "London centric establishment a fine kick in the teeth"

"There I was thinking that the current Government were promising investment in the North of England"

Investment needs money. Where's that going to come from? I know, the taxes from those businesses, including manufacturing plants (largely in the Midlands and north of England) located in the UK because .. the UK ...provided .... foreign investors ..... with .... an EU base ......oh dear.

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Re: But, but, but ...

Sovereignty ends at reality.

Xerox names the 11 directors it hopes will oust most of HP's board and put $33bn hostile takeover to shareholders

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Re: The intersection of prophesy and potential.

"That design became the first Apple computer."

Partially funded by the sale of an HP calculator.

Hapless AWS engineer spilled passwords, keys, confidential internal training info, customer messages on public GitHub

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"A common reason is that developers trying out some new ideas hardcode credentials into applications and then publish the code without thinking through the implications."

Even if these are new ideas being tried out if that's the mindset of the developers it doesn't inspire much confidence in the security of the finished product.

In the red corner, Big Red, and in the blue corner... the rest of the tech industry

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Re: C

"there is a long-standing convention that no-one can claim ownership of them"

There's been long-standing convention about APIs in general. If that gets knocked down why should those of C be safe?

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"The richest companies in the world are the tech giants - Apple, Google, Microsoft itself - all borne aloft ultimately on open hardware, open software and most critically, open networking."

And Oracle itself. That's the biggest irony of all. Actually the best way of tackling this would be for everyone who has an API Oracle might be using to serve writs to that effect a couple of days before it goes to court.

Judge snubs IT outsourcers' plea to Alt-F4 tougher H-1B visa rules: Bosses told to fill out the extra paperwork

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Re: Aahh so sorry

But don't tell those who voted Leave because of foreigners.

Alan Turing’s OBE medal, PhD cert, other missing items found in super-fan’s Colorado home by agents, says US govt

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Re: Ironic

I'd expect gazetting even the OBE would have caused a bit of head-scratching.

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Re: Inventory

"The fact that he was one of the large team at Bletchley Park would not have been well known of course, but that wasn't his major achievement."

His role at Bletchley Park is the one which is better understood outside of the computing community. I suspect if you ask the general public what a Turing Machine is they'd most likely describe an Enigma Machine.

From WordPad to WordAds: Microsoft caught sneaking nagging Office promos into venerable text editor beta

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"A free OS riddled with ads is fine with me"

A free OS not riddled with ads if fine with me.

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Re: [the title is too long] invite users to click an Open Office button

"Until, that is, I have to open a Word or Excel document someone has sent me."

I've discovered that it does that as well. And PowerPoints (I needed to extract the images from someone's lecture.

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Re: Where did it all go wrong?

changed its priority to 'Making lots of money for its shareholders'

That was the priority from day one.

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Re: To be fair...

As just about every website with basic anti-adblocker capacity is so keen on reminding us, "these sites rely on adverts to remain free for users".

But not relevant to the topic which is MS putting advert in an application which is part of the OS that has been paid for directly or indirectly as part of the purchase price of the PC.

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Re: "beautiful, relevant and useful"

We need to nuke the whole ad system and restart from scratch.

FTFY

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they need to demonstrate to the shareholders that they are growing the business and increasing profits this quarter

The long term is the next CEO's worry and all that lovely lock-in seems to be working - until the tipping point's reached.

SAP co-CEO: I'm leavin' on a jet plane... Davos knows that I'll be back again...Oh babe, I hate to go (back to work)

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Re: Uh, what?

Ah, but you missed the bit where all those single use bags that end up as small particles in the ocean don't contribute to atmospheric CO2.

WindiLeaks: 250 million Microsoft customer support records dating back to 2005 exposed to open internet

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Re: Misconfiguration?

And they don't come more mis- than that.

Xerox to nominate up to 11 directors to HP's board in hostile takeover push – report

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Re: Nah!

Then you've got to factor in the interest and repayments on the borrowed capital and all the fees from the vultures advisors who'll flock to the kill. The resulting zombie will stagger on under the debt burden until somebody else comes along with another leveraged buyout adding more debt until it goes the same way as Maplin.

Microsoft boffin inadvertently highlights .NET image woes by running C# on Windows 3.11

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No slurping on 3.11. What's not to like?

'I am done with open source': Developer of Rust Actix web framework quits, appoints new maintainer

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Re: PL and TL

AKA Maintainer.

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Re: Not just open source

Be prepared to write "design defence" documentation to defend your decisions

Or perhaps start out by having at least an initial plan, what's in scope, what you envisage the structure to be, the rationale behind this and document that. The document can evolve. Anyone who wants to change scope etc gets invited to explain how and why they think this could/should happen.

Whoa, whoa... Tesla slams brakes on allegations of 'unintended acceleration' bug: 'Completely false and was brought by a short-seller'

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Re: The Harder I Pressed The Brake, The Faster It Went

"those who are elderly, and thus more likely to be suffering from cognitive degeneration of some form or another."

Hitting the wrong pedal would more likely be poor coordination rather than cognitive.

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Re: The Harder I Pressed The Brake, The Faster It Went

"Unintended acceleration almost always ends up being someone pressing the wrong pedal and usually involves older drivers."

Let's change that to "women drivers" with equal supporting evidence adduced. Is that still acceptable?

Windows 7 back in black as holdouts report wallpaper-stripping shenanigans

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Re: What did you expect from microsh#te?

With no more updates to W7 it should now be a non-moving target for Wine devs.

To catch a thief, go to Google with a geofence warrant – and it will give you all the details

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Re: Wait a minute

Of course this incident was in the US. If they're using the small print in the EU they're committing ongoing offences under GDPR.

Hospital hacker spared prison after plod find almost 9,000 cardiac images at his home

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Re: Differences...

"in fact no form of photography is allowed"

<cough>

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51110206

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Re: Hacker?

"At what point does a member of staff with valid network credentials become known as a hacker?"

When he accesses something he's not entitled to or,as the story puts it, commits an offence under section 1(1) of the Computer Misuse Act 1990.

It looks as if Royal Stoke Hospital might have got ahead of the curve with single sign-on.

Over a thousand electronic gizmos went missing from London councils last year

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I wonder what the age at time of loss distribution looks like. Does it peak when newer models are launched? So the councils with the highest losses have a new for old policy and those with fewest and even older for old policy? Suspicious? Moi?

Big Falcon explosion as SpaceX successfully demos Crew Dragon abort systems

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Re: "given that the rocket is lost during the test anyway?"

"The trick is to have competition but not driving the one that gets behind into cutting corners"

Having a member of the maker's board or their CEO on every flight would be a good way of ensuring that didn't happen.

EU've been naughty: GDPR has netted bloc €114m in fines since 2018

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Re: Wouldn't it be nice if the UK had an effective regulator?

"companies in the UK want to do business with the EU"

Who cares what companies think? "We" voted to leave. The fact that we (without the quotes) will depend on a functioning UK economy is neither here nor there although it might turn out to be a surprise to "us" when that's discovered.

LastPass stores passwords so securely, not even its users can access them

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"My handwriting is all the encryption I need."

Mine is certainly write-only.

The delights of on-site working – sun, sea and... WordPad wrangling?

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Just in case - ths GPIB isn't the GPIB sitting on Raspberry Pi boards.

The Commodore interface bus was GPIB or sort of but with a much - umm - simpler connector. I have vague recollections of playing about with a piece of kit which had been built to use the Commodore version and discovering that it wasn't just the connector that had been simplified but also the functionality.

IBM, Microsoft, a medley of others sing support for Google against Oracle in Supremes' Java API copyright case

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Re: Obviously, all the big cloud providers want to be free to copy anybody's API...

Of course. Provided they provide their own code to reimplement the S/W that goes behind it if that's proprietary. They'd also be selling would be the CPU cycles, storage and connectivity. If it's FOSS then the CPU, storage & connectivity is all they're selling.

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Re: You need to go back and reread the judgements in the case

"These stand, unless the Supremes overrule."

Quite. Now it's going to the Supremes it's undecided until they rule. Actually that only applies to the US. The rest of the world has different views.

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Re: Allowing copyrights on API's

"The copyright ship has sailed."

Yup. Right into the Supreme Court. And that can turn it round and sail it right back. That's how appeals to a higher court work.

The fact that huge swathes of Google's competitors in the software industry are presenting amicus briefs in support of Google should tell you something about how dangerous they think the Appeal Court decisions were.

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Re: An API is not a triviality

2To clean up that mess, you'd have to amend the copyright law in order to define what an API is made of."

A win for Oracle would certainly leave us with a mess to be cleaned up.

Ideally it could also leave Oracle's doorstep with a queue of lawyers bearing writs: IBM wanting a word about SQL, whoever now owns Bell Labs' rights to C with a number of bits of the API of which bits of the Java API seem rather reminiscent and doubtless more.

WebAssembly: Key to a high-performance web, or ideal for malware? Reg speaks to co-designer Andreas Rossberg

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Re: WaSm to you too

'The "populos" have already accepted Wasm, since it is included as standard in the major browsers.'

This member of the populus hasn't.

A quick check shows it defaults to off in Palemoon & Seamonkey and on in Firefox and Waterfox.

You're not Boeing to believe this: Yet another show-stopping software bug found in ill-fated 737 Max airplanes

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But will the actual customers - those for tickets, not planes - buy them?

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Re: Those moneychangers...

"And they were smart enough to use Boeing's money for that as well."

Rinse and repeat, this time with Xerox and HP.

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Re: Those moneychangers...

One the problems with test driven development...is that if you're not careful it becomes test determined design.

Did somebody mention the British education system?

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Re: Those moneychangers...

"Whatever happens beyond that [curerent financial year] is unknowable"

The accountants can, if they're in control, hold some sway over whether it's knowable or not. At best that's a cop-out, at worst it's a guilty plea.

The time that Sales braved the white hot heat of the data centre to save the day

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Re: Gratitude!

In the circumstances I'd have wanted a few hot whiskeys rather than anything cold.

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Re: Totally different industry...

Probably safest to park it well out of the way and get somebody to blow the bloody doors off.

The Curse of macOS Catalina strikes again as AccountEdge stays 32-bit

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Re: everything you do is wrong

Code which is legacy today is usually the application that is being used by those earning the company income to pay to produce tomorrow's legacy.

No Mo'zilla for about 100 techies today: Firefox maker lays off staff as boss talks of 'difficult choices' and funding

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Re: How Sad

"due to a totalitarian leftist/emotional/brainless subculture"

Whatever you may otherwise think of RMS introducing a distinct political tone into software development opened a door through which too many have crowded who had more interest in the political rather than the S/W aspects. Ironically, he eventually fell foul of them.

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Re: Thunderbird

AFAIK it was a volunteer project before those discussions with support from the foundation. I'm not sure the existing arrangement has altered much.

This is also a system for GPs, right? UK doctors seek clarity over Health dept's £40m single sign-on funding

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Presumably not everyone needs access to all these different systems. Is there a risk that a single sign-on gets access to all the systems irrespective of whether the user needs or is even entitled to such access?

The $4.3bn trial of the century is over! Now we wait for judgment

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I'm still trying to get my head round the idea that the closing statements have been made but expert evidence can and will be taken later.

The dream of a single European patent may die next month – and everyone is in denial about it

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Anything to do with patents seems to result in a tangled mess. And the first law of tangled messes is that once a critical complexity is achieved all attempts to untangle them make them worse. Where's Alexander the Great when you need him?

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