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Google product boss cuffed on suspicion of murder after his Microsoft manager wife goes missing, woman's body found, during Hawaii trip

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Re: Evidence?

"I am not sure how they determined it was a homicide without information from the autopsy being released."

To some extent it's their job to assume the worst. At the very least a missing person is something to be investigated as is a sudden death once the body turns up. As there is at least the possibility of homicide arresting the most likely suspect would be a precaution. Note also that he was released, suggesting that until the full PM results are in it's an open case.

This is your last chance, HP. There's no turning back. You take blue poison pill, the story ends. You take the red Xerox pill, you stay in Wonderland

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Re: Xerox ... how sad

"Just goes to show imitation beats innovation when it comes to profits."

Actually it shows that innovation is of no use in itself unless management has the wit to make use of it. Xerox's didn't, Jobs did.

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Re: @J. Keith

"With what did you replace the HPs?"

It depends when you bought the HPs. In my case it was a long time ago and it's a laser printer so it seems unlikely it will ever be replaced but as it's a single-sided mono it has a Brother.

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"as well as being reliable for its entire life"

Entire life? Make that the sun going red giant.

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Re: the HP board of directors fear for their lives

"and will need people to do work and make their investment profitable"

No. Modern management practice is to keep firing people year after year. The fact that they do the actual work is of no consequence. It cuts costs in the next quarter. The wise heads in the stock markets nod approvingly and increase the price. The execs get bonuses based on this. The is proceeds until the company is unable to function but by that time the execs have gone to spend more time with their money and everyone in the stock markets say what a dog that company was.

There are extra bonus points for the bankers if they can catch the company, put it into administration, buy it out again, leaving its creditors to absorb the losses, load it up with even more debt (the driving force of all this for the banks is to load it up with debt and collect the interest).

Nothing in this does any good at all for employment. Any work that has to be done will be ousourced. Expect the outsourcers to be amongst the disappointed creditors.

Galileo got it wrong – official: Jupiter actually wet, not super-dry: 'No one would have guessed that water might be so variable across the planet'

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Re: Juipter's water is already contaminated by human waste

"7.8 kilograms of Plutonium"

i.e. of the order of 1x10^-26 the Jovian mass.

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Re: Really?

It's not so much what drives the circulation as the fact that on Earth the disparity between wet and dry parts of the atmosphere is driven by the underlying distribution of water, land and even the relief of that land which, together with the pattern of circulation, determines precipitation and hence removal of water from the atmosphere. It's easy to see a mechanism for the removal of water. In comparison such variations on a gas giant look odd. And in science the most interesting comment isn't "that's obvious"; it's "that's odd".

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Re: Really?

On Earth we can look at the distribution of land and sea in relation to the circulation of the atmosphere and see why the variation of water vapour arises from that combination. How do you see that variation arising on a gas giant from circulation alone?

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Re: Dodgy analogy

As per your example: the mixed atmosphere on Earth is due to the fact that an almost (but thankfully not completely) negligible atmosphere is circulating over a large solid body with an irregular surface partly covered in water. But how does a gas giant come to be so irregular?

Duped into running bogus virus scans at Office Depot? Dry your eyes with a small check from $35m settlement

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"and thus must go up against Office Depot's lawyers on their own."

None of these are for huge amounts individually. If the US has anything like the small claims arrangements in the UK it would cost them more to defend than simply pay up.

'Don't tell anyone but I have a secret.' There, that's my security sorted

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"cheap pad of unsticky notes"

Have a word with Griveaux. He can probably supply some sticky ones.

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"so he wasn't in any good position to get elected as mayor of Paris."

But what good position was he in?

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Re: Not a freebie in sight

The alternative seems so often to be wooden pencils containing pre-broken leads. Start to use one and the lead wobbles. The end quarter of an inch is loose. Remove it, resharpen and start to use it. The lead wobbles....

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Re: Freebies

Cool stuff? You can never tell what it'll turn out to be. Years ago my kids decided the actual bags, company-branded, from the shop on the ground floor below the office were the coolest items. They used them to take stuff to school.

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"a wee one in Brussels"

Thank you for sharing that.

FCC forced by court to ask the public (again) if they think tearing up net neutrality was a really good idea or not

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"It is a virtual certainty that net neutrality advocates will gleefully take the opportunity to rail against the FCC"

On past form they'll be crowded out by an overwhelming messages of support from the FCC. Suspiciously overwhelming.

Worried about future planet-cleansing superbugs? But distrust AI? Guess you're not interested in these antibiotics

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Re: Overuse

"AFAIK this is banned in EU, but pretty rampant in US."

And in due course the products from the US will be on sale over here because "we" don't like over--regulation.

The self-disconnecting switch: Ghost in the machine or just a desire to save some cash?

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Re: Armoured cables no problem mate

I remember a case from about then. Not what you'd call a supermarket but a privately owned shop big enough to employ several staff. The owner couldn't have been keeping close enough watch on his accounts as it was either his accountant of bank who warned him. Surveillance cameras went in and worked out that several staff were working together. The cashier would wipe her hand along her thigh which looked innocent enough until you realised she'd palmed a note and the action rolled it up. The note was then deftly passed to another member of staff who just happened to walk by.

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Re: Well, two switches maybe would have still filled half a rack?

As a precaution against bailiffs - add asset tags showing it belongs to someone else.

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Re: How much?

"Steps, which we hasten to add, could lead to an unpleasant day for you."

Steps down which you might fall. Onto the roll of carpet.

Forcing us to get consent before selling browser histories violates our free speech, US ISPs claim

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Re: Stop the Press

"If you think your country sees them any differently, you should probably take an economics course."

Economics? Try law, because that's where how a country sees companies is expressed. And one of the provision in UK law is that at least one director has to be a natural person. UK law distinguished between companies as persons and actual real human beings as persons. Your rhetoric might sound great but sometimes you have to look at facts.

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Re: Stop the Press

Legislators do actually like to have someone on whom to come down like a ton of bricks.. UK company law, for example requires that at least one director is a natural person. I'd be very surprised that US legislation doesn't have that provision. The responsibilities of the directors under UK law include a requirement to act within the company's constitution and that is a set of documents registered with Companies House who aren't going to accept a declaration that the company is going to act outside that law, The legislation also makes reference to common law responsibilities. It also makes reference to offences being committed by the company and any officer in default. You'll also find other legislation putting officers of the company on the line, for instance the current DPA sticks closely to GDPR and does just that.

I've probably been on this planet longer than you and certainly long enough to have spent a decade or so as a company director. Whilst the above might not have been a day-to-day concern it was one to be kept in mind.

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How public-spirited of these ISPs to draw their customers' attention to the fact they can't be trusted with those customers' data.

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Re: Stop the Press

"Funnily enough it seems to be hard to send a company to jail if it breaks the law"

It's not hard to send its directors to jail. Surely even in the US they're obliged to see that the company conducts its business in accordance with the law.

Researchers trick Tesla into massively breaking the speed limit by sticking a 2-inch piece of electrical tape on a sign

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Re: Sigh.

"single track, with multiple blind, right-angle bends...The speed limit is NSL (60mph)"

Even more interesting I have a road like that - not actually single track but narrow. For a vehicle depending on this sign reading it would be NSL coming from one directions and 30mph from the other.

Now Internet Society told to halt controversial .org sale… by its own advisory council: 'You misread the community mindset around dot-org'

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Re: Sniff of some cash

"you can be pretty sure that they've consulted their lawyers about that"

Who may well have told them pretty well what Kieran concluded but wrapped up in a lot more, very expensive words.

Among those pardoned by Trump this week: Software maker ex-CEO who admitted hacking into rivals' systems

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Re: King Trump

The Lib-Dems' problem was that their supporters were largely protest voters. For them it wouldn't matter what the party's policies were, it just enabled them to wash decry whatever the government did because, left or right, they hadn't voted for it. When Clegg made the entirely responsible decision to go into a coalition they threw a collective wobbler because the party they'd voted for now had to deal with real situations and make real and hard choices.

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Re: "now he’s not a federal felon because of the president"

That's the general idea of a pardon. Nothing new in that.

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Re: King Trump

"The US and the UK are suffering from the same political nightmare"

Ultimately, the US's political nightmare is to combine Head of Government with Head of State. They have no excuse for that because by the time they became independent separating them more or less accomplished in Britain.

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Re: Things just started to look better for Harvey Weinstein

Who's going to tell him?

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I think you're over confident about modern states in general. All Trump seems to be doing is pushing the envelope a bit more and I fully expect others to follow.

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It needs to be SOP everywhere that the moment a head of government leaves office an investigation starts to look for any criminal activity in their conduct in office and in the run up to it. Any offences should be pursued through the normal criminal courts, not by a political process such as impeachment. And, of course, attempts by the current govt to influence the investigation of the previous one will in turn be looked at.

The European Commission digital strategy wants to, er, take back control of citizens' data

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Re: 5 year plan

And there was I reading into it things like the EU seting out to even up things in regard to the US giants (although excluding fiat seems to make that a non-starter) and generally doing bits to protect citizens and thinking "what a pity we've lost out on that". But then I rather suspect that that's the way Cummings and his glove puppets want it.

Don't use natwest.co.uk for online banking, Natwest bank tells baffled customer

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Re: URL Shortener

"Why condition customers to think that such a practice is normal?"

For banks and building societies it's SOP to condition customers to think any dodgy practice is normal.

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Re: So not nwolb.com then?

"Despite it obviously being the shitest domain they could've used."

You think that's shittier than a URL shortening service?

Larry Tesler cut and pasted from this mortal coil: That thing you just did? He probably invented it

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Oh for those early, free-wheeling days of computing.

It gets worrying to see so many of one's own age group going.

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Re: The AI Effect

"consciousness requires architecture flexibility"

I suspect massively parallel processing helps as well.

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Re: Newton - MessagePad

In my case it would be magical.

When the air gap is the space between the ears: A natural gas plant let ransomware spread from office IT to ops

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Re: Hmmm

No budget to maintain separated networks. Instant budget to clean up afterwards.

Assange lawyer: Trump offered WikiLeaker a pardon in exchange for denying Russia hacked Democrats' email

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Re: Bollocks

"Obama/DNC are after him"

Ah, yes. The repeated extradition warrants when Obama was President. How well we all remember them. And how restrained the present administration has been to only issue one.

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"Assange doesn't give up sources."

In this case he might. I think it would be reasonable for anyone visiting the blessed broom cupboard to assume that anything they said might be recorded and not for purposes of staff training.

And they said IoT was trash: Sheffield 'smart' bins to start screaming when they haven't been emptied for a fortnight

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Re: Road maintenance in Shropshire.

Sometimes, however, there can be a little too much enthusiasm about filling things in. Away down the road there's a freshly laid patch or asphalt already peeling away. To reveal a slightly sunken manhole cover underneath.

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Re: Something seems wonky in that sentence

I remember years ago some functionary from Sheffield bragging about bagging some new industrial project that was going to bring so many more jobs into the city. Then a couple of weeks later another moaning about traffic. Total disconnect.

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Re: How about...?

"Milk floats usually travelled at roughly walking speed, just like a bin lorry."

When they're actually collecting, yes. But to and from the depot is another matter.

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I went to a talk by a pathologist from Sheffield back in the '80s. His standard opening was "Greetings from the People's Republic of South Yorkshire".

Ring in the changes: Mandatory two-factor authentication, login alerts, targeted ads opt-out after punters voice privacy gripes

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Re: "allow users to opt-out of sharing personal information"

If they want to do business in the EU and maintain that attitude they'd better add paying regular fines to their business plan.

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Re: "personalized advertising can deliver a better customer experience."

Of course it does. Personalized to customer's choice. My choice is NONE.

Shipping is so insecure we could have driven off in an oil rig, says Pen Test Partners

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Re: Doesn't matter how poor the excuse is

"the expense of an avoidable incident."

There's never a budget to prevent an incident but there's always a budget to mop up afterwards.

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After reading their description I'm left with a vision of an oil rig slowly revolving to the tune of the Blue Danube, 2001-like.

Auf wiedersehen, pet: UK Deutsche Bank contractors plan to leave rather than take 25% pay cut for IR35 – report

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As someone who has long been a salaried employee not been prepared to risk going into business in my own right I object to those who have been prepared being treated like businesses.

FTFY

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