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AWS flips switch on Euro cloud as customers fret about digital sovereignty

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Re: The problem with the EU version of AWS...

Not necessarily. A name can be licenced to a franchisee along with other aspects. It's the least of the problems. The real criteria are the legal and technical ones that permit independence for the duration of the contract - a contract thatcan't be arbitrarily cut short.

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Re: Sovereign political‑legal concept in “The Cloud”

Not by technical architecture alone but both aspects are needed.

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The devil is in the detail.

"Subsidiaries" may be a loose translation from German or possibly German law puts subsidiaries further at arm's length that we might understand in the UK and, I suppose, the US. What I've said a number of times is that a franchise arrangement could fit the bill. The franchisee would have to be a locally constituted, owned and staffed company with the sort of arm's length arrangements described in TFA with no US citizens or AWS employees with hands on access, no strings on the use of the rented IP except at the termination date of the the franchise and no dependence on Amazon's infrastructure. It would be doable but a very thorough examination of all the legal and technical aspects would be needed before it could be trusted.

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Re: Performative hyperscaling

Storing is one thing, processing is another. Are companies using somebody else's computer solely for storage or are they doing processing there? If they are it has to be decrypted and, even if that's done on the fly, the key needs to be available. If the key is passed to the AWS site it can, if AWS are compelled to do so, be tapped off to enable them to decrypt the data.

CrowdStrike shareholders lose battle to recoup losses from 2024 outage

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A corporation's money belongs to the members of the corporation. The members are AKA "shareholders".. So shareholders attempt to claim compensation from themselves. They pay lawyers to do this on their behalf. They also pay lawyers to defend themselves against the claim.

If they win they pay themselves. If they lose they keep the money they'd have claimed. The lawyers get paid anyway.

I wonder who instigated this.

UK backtracks on digital ID requirement for right to work

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Re: What is ID.

In case of the bank:

For card present purchases the ID is possession of the card or possession of the card plus PIN.

For online purchases It's knowledge of a few short character strings from the card plus possession of a mobile phone whose mobile number corresponds with whatever the bank has currently been persuaded to accept as the account holder;s.

For online access to the account it's a user account ID, password and usually some form of PIN, possibly not the same as the card PIN, plus mobile phone as above. If you're lucky it's also knowledge of the answers to some security questions which the wise customer will ensure don't correspond with readily researchable facts.

In the olden days it was a face the customer's branch staff recognised. Tell that to kids these days and they'll not believe you.

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What is this identity thing anyway? Does it prove that you were that baby born to those parents on that date in that place on your birth certificate (which, by the way, is not proof of identity)? You only know because you were told that even if you were specifically told that. Does it prove that you are the person who received the qualifications on those certificates? (For some reason SWMBO seems to have included one of her sisters certificates along with her own - or at least a certificate in her sister's name.)

Just what does identity mean? I suspect any real ID scheme is going to founder as soon as it tries to work out an answer to that question.

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Re: they are just delaying it

"As of jan 2026 the ruling parties in UK/USA/EUc have all done numerous things they promised they wouldn't do when campaigning for office, not little things but major things."

Parties in government have to deal with reality - at least you hope they will although the US is conducting an experiment to test that. Parties campaigning make promises detached from reality.

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Re: National Insurance number

"or you and your employer are crooks"

That's the whole issue. (Although it's worth asking - do you have anyone cleaning your windows, clearing your gutters or any other cash in hand type job? If so, do you deduct NI from their payment and if not how do you know it's paid?)

The idea of a digital check or a digital ID is that it will make enforcement easier. It won't unless enforcement are checking up but as the problem exists it's clear enforcement aren't checking up and if they're not checking up it doesn't make any difference whether ID is by some new system, NI or anything else.

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"Promise that it is, and will remain voluntary and free"

And who would believe such a promise. The entire basis of TFA is a govt. U-turn.

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Re: pressganging

"you weren't permitted to be drunk"

Of course not. It was the tot that was drunk.

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Re: I am shocked, shocked I tell you

I don't think I know you so addressing me as "thee" is inappropriate.

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"once the IT systems are in place"

So probably not this Parliament.

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Re: Sometimes U-Turns are an improvement

"The ideal would be for them to come up with good policies in the first place"

Pre-election policies are designed to win elections. Post election policies have to deal with reality. Sometimes those objectives are mutually exclusive.

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"cash-strapped departments might struggle to justify their contribution."

Including undoubted contributions to mission creep.

New Linux malware targets the cloud, steals creds, and then vanishes

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Not seen in the wild. How did they discover it?

Ignore rosy datacenter expansion projections – there isn't enough power

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Maybe another HMG U-turn is called for. The one about easing planning regulations. Make the public good part of the plannng criteria. Ai training centres would have a very tough hurdle to overcome. General cloud services? Maybe demonstrate that they couldn't be ransacked by extra-territorial legislation from another country or ordered to cease providing services to anyone except by order of a UK court.

Moon hotel startup hopes you get lunar lunacy, drop $1M deposit for 2032 stay

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"For the low, low deposit cost of either $250,000 or $1 million"

Surely that should be $1 at compound interest.

Eurail passengers taken for a ride as data breach spills passports, bank details

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"Customers whose data may have been accessed will be informed directly. We take the security of our customers' information seriously and regret any concern this incident may cause."

Statements like this should receive a double penalty and be liable for exemplary damages to those affected.

Media should onlyo publish them as part of an interview where they are questioned about the statement.

Anthropic Claude wants to be your helpful colleague, always looking over your shoulder

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And don't we just love having a helpful colleague always looking over our shoulder?

Britain goes shopping for a rapid-fire missile to help Ukraine hit back

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Re: Of course the real truth

Who said anything about technical and financial and, indeed, procurement? You've got to consider the political aspect and HM Treasury.

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Re: Starmer sabotages peace process

"I don't think anyone is playing Donny for a sucker"

This is the Donny who was going to end the Ukraine war in a day? And Putin keeps dangling that day as a carrot in front of him, ever a little way away.

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Re: Of course the real truth

The real risk is that the contractors each get £9m, each deliver a prototype missile and somebody in government looks at them and says "We paid £9m each for those? Too dear. Cancel." without realising that the £9m went into much more than the bill of materials and fabrication of the actual missile. That sort of thing has been done before.

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Re: Starmer sabotages peace process

By "peace process" do you mean "Putin playing Trump for a sucker"?

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Re: Of course the real truth

With the advantage that they can actually be tested against Russia by live firing without the UK doing the actual firing. If, when the whole thing gets washed up, Ukraine gets compensated with frozen Russian funds we bill Ukraine so the whole thing is paid for by Russia.

Cloud to be an American: Congress votes to kick China off remote GPU services

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Export controls worked so well with encryption, PGP etc.

Trump says Americans shouldn't 'pick up the tab' for AI datacenter grid upgrades

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Re: And

No, we just wonder what he'll sat tomorrow, next week or the week after. Or maybe he's assuming that all the oil that Venezuela as going to give him (or is it he's going to take) will provide the power, once the reluctant oil companies have ramped up production and refinement capacity.

No government has policies which are both coherent and linked to reality. His less so than most.

Affordable housing site goes live with meme-laden test data

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Re: Most accurate picture of Boris so far

Don't forget Brownomics: tying interest rates to an inflation index that excluded cost of housing and ?wilfully ignoring the soaring house prices driven by the resulting cheap loans. And then going round upbraiding countries that didn't follow suit for being dumb. Nobody has tackled that since as the number of households who would have been in negative equity would have been catastrophic.

Lenovo has a hunch you’re about to try quitting VMware

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Re: Back to the Future

If long term thinking really was last year, then last year they'd have looked ahead to today's memory prices and put this on the market then.

Developer writes script to throw AI out of Windows

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Re: An alternative method?

They'd be slop.

Birmingham pauses Oracle relaunch to get staff on board

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"staff need more time to adapt to the vendor's standard processes"

And how do they do that, apart from using it?

Training would be a possibility but none of the quotes mention that.

Techie banned from client site for outage he didn’t cause

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My experience was not being allowed to leave. I'd installed some reporting stuff I'd written on site in Italy and the system ?started crashing with bits of memory content being left in a lost&found directory. The software worked fine on my client's system back at base and I'd no information as to whether there were crashes before. They didn't want me to leave until it was working and (a) I was booked to leave that evening (b) I was running out of Lira and (c) I had a meeting lined up with a potential new client in England on the following Monday. OTOH it looked like a H/W problem. Fortunately they had a good run & I escaped. I later heard it was indeed a faulty memory module. Quite possibly the extra job just pushed the memory usage up to reach the area with the fault in it which hadn't been reached previously.

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Re: Workig for a Dialup ISP in the 90's...

He may not have many posts but his handle goes back way beyond the start of all this nonsense.

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Re: Typical council

1. There are companies who specialise in supporting FOSS.

2. Do you get to raise a ticket with a huge S/W vendor unless you have a support contract with them?

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Re: Typical council

The contra to that line is "What would the costs be if you lose when you sue Adobe?" Although they'd probably ask "Who's Adobe? We use Photoshop."

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It's always the DNS...

... until it's the UPS.

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Re: Don't blame me - they virtually banned me

Short attention span. By the time you get to the end of what you're saying the first part has already left the building.

PC shipments set to hit the buffers as AI guzzles memory

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"However, analysts think this is this unlikely to happen this time."

Wait until AI trips up over its own feet.

'Violence-as-a-service' suspect arrested in Iraq, extradition underway

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Good. Although the idea of someone being arrested in absentia is a strange concept but maybe it's Sweden's way of issuing an arrest warrant.

Cloudflare CEO threatens to make the Winter Olympics a political football after Italy slugs it with a fine

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Re: seems straightforward to me

That would be the rational decision - if he'd chosen to express it rationally.

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Re: Confused (again)

This raises an ineresting question. Say address w.x.y.z hosts a lot of legitimate customers' domains and one pirate site. An Italian media company instructs Cloudflare to stop resolving anything to w.x.y.z causing a drop in traffic to the legitimate sites. Who, then, is liable for the losses of those sites? A few lawsuits against the Italian media company might result in a search for a tchnically sensible solution.

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Re: Fair point, badly made

If it's that easy under Italian law to get a site blocked with no checks then the remedy is simple. Start issuing blocking instructions against any sites that are legitimately streaming the matches. Perhaps some tweaks to the law would be purchased PDQ.

How CP/M-86's delay handed Microsoft the keys to the kingdom

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Although the 68000 was used in consumer kit I think its main significance was its use in small Unix servers such as the NCR Tower. In that part of the market MIPS was also a competitor in those days. Together with the Z8000 they got Unix into small businesses well before the Intel stuff won out aided by the cost advantage of being able to use PC components for most of the functionality (apart from cards with multiple RS-232 ports, of course).

The world is one bad decision away from a silicon ice age

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Re: Why would China upset the apple cart?

"should terrify any rational individual."

What a pity there's a shortage of them running the US.

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Re: Not at the moment

Given the utter dependence of European governments on a small handful of US corporations for running day-to-day operations there's very little they can do but tut loudly. Digital extraction, in more senses then one, is needed.

Brussels plots open source push to pry Europe off Big Tech

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Re: Has the NHS thought of this?

"They won't support Linux until there is enough demand"

Central and local government of the EU* countries adds up to a pretty substantial demand if the EU stops talking and starts acting. Consider the effect of the EU putting out a call for offers of S/W to run on Linux with the equivalent functionality of $NamedProductOfReluctantVendor for however however many seats that might be. Who do you think would be first in the queue? Very likely $ReluctantVendor offering a port of the the product.

* Yes, I'd like to see the UK do that as well but I despair of them even more than I despair of the EU.

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Re: Software IP

"Unless a business has an ideological reason to prefer FLOSS, there's no real incentive to use it, except for if they already have a decent contingent of devs familiar with the tech."

Ideological? Avoiding the risk of being spied on or held hostage is ideological? I'd say it's a compellingly practical reason. Right now if Trump made a move on Greenland, one of the EU's members there's very little they could do by way of reaction except send a diplomatic protest. Maybe a strong diplomatic protest. Even a very strong diplomatic protest. But they would have no ability to treat him in the same way as Putin was treated when he invaded Ukraine, i.e. with sanctions.

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Re: Software IP

Grrr. Where did that double p come from?

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Isn't that exactly what the US techbros want the EU to do to enable them to milk Europe even more?

Copper supplies set to peak just as tech needs more

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Re: Hmm, aluminium wires for motor cores?

Possibly. It may also have been due to having been buried fairly shallowly. There's no great depth of soil over the bedrock - trench digging is more akin to quarrying - so it may be that the cables are insufficiently protected from traffic damage. On the other hand the crew working on the repair seemed to regard it as a characteristic of the material.

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