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Cloudflare CEO threatens to make the Winter Olympics a political football after Italy slugs it with a fine

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Re: Fair point, badly made

If it's that easy under Italian law to get a site blocked with no checks then the remedy is simple. Start issuing blocking instructions against any sites that are legitimately streaming the matches. Perhaps some tweaks to the law would be purchased PDQ.

Techie banned from client site for outage he didn’t cause

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Re: Typical council

1. There are companies who specialise in supporting FOSS.

2. Do you get to raise a ticket with a huge S/W vendor unless you have a support contract with them?

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Re: Typical council

The contra to that line is "What would the costs be if you lose when you sue Adobe?" Although they'd probably ask "Who's Adobe? We use Photoshop."

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It's always the DNS...

... until it's the UPS.

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Re: Don't blame me - they virtually banned me

Short attention span. By the time you get to the end of what you're saying the first part has already left the building.

How CP/M-86's delay handed Microsoft the keys to the kingdom

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Although the 68000 was used in consumer kit I think its main significance was its use in small Unix servers such as the NCR Tower. In that part of the market MIPS was also a competitor in those days. Together with the Z8000 they got Unix into small businesses well before the Intel stuff won out aided by the cost advantage of being able to use PC components for most of the functionality (apart from cards with multiple RS-232 ports, of course).

The world is one bad decision away from a silicon ice age

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Re: Why would China upset the apple cart?

"should terrify any rational individual."

What a pity there's a shortage of them running the US.

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Re: Not at the moment

Given the utter dependence of European governments on a small handful of US corporations for running day-to-day operations there's very little they can do but tut loudly. Digital extraction, in more senses then one, is needed.

Brussels plots open source push to pry Europe off Big Tech

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Re: Has the NHS thought of this?

"They won't support Linux until there is enough demand"

Central and local government of the EU* countries adds up to a pretty substantial demand if the EU stops talking and starts acting. Consider the effect of the EU putting out a call for offers of S/W to run on Linux with the equivalent functionality of $NamedProductOfReluctantVendor for however however many seats that might be. Who do you think would be first in the queue? Very likely $ReluctantVendor offering a port of the the product.

* Yes, I'd like to see the UK do that as well but I despair of them even more than I despair of the EU.

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Re: Software IP

"Unless a business has an ideological reason to prefer FLOSS, there's no real incentive to use it, except for if they already have a decent contingent of devs familiar with the tech."

Ideological? Avoiding the risk of being spied on or held hostage is ideological? I'd say it's a compellingly practical reason. Right now if Trump made a move on Greenland, one of the EU's members there's very little they could do by way of reaction except send a diplomatic protest. Maybe a strong diplomatic protest. Even a very strong diplomatic protest. But they would have no ability to treat him in the same way as Putin was treated when he invaded Ukraine, i.e. with sanctions.

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Re: Software IP

Grrr. Where did that double p come from?

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Isn't that exactly what the US techbros want the EU to do to enable them to milk Europe even more?

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Re: Software IP

"The EU has the clout to do something about it and bust software IP law open"

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GPL, via coppyleft, is based on software IP law. The EU doesn't need to do anything about that. What it needs to do is stop talking and start adopting it, leading by example.

The sooner it - and HMG - wean themselves off non-local services the better and pivoting to FOSS is the way to do that.

Copper supplies set to peak just as tech needs more

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Re: Hmm, aluminium wires for motor cores?

Possibly. It may also have been due to having been buried fairly shallowly. There's no great depth of soil over the bedrock - trench digging is more akin to quarrying - so it may be that the cables are insufficiently protected from traffic damage. On the other hand the crew working on the repair seemed to regard it as a characteristic of the material.

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Re: Hmm, aluminium wires for motor cores?

Not sure about buried low voltage. Talking to the guys digging a hole to repair yet another mains cable fault down the road "It was laid when they used aluminium". This was the 3rd or 4th failure of the actual cable in about 300 metres in 20 odd years plus at least two connections to premises.

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"recycling will provide only a third of total supply by 2040, leaving a substantial shortfall even with aggressive collection improvements."

Aggressive collection? Is that a euphemism for cable theft?

How hackers are fighting back against ICE surveillance tech

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Meanwhile I suppose HM's diary is suddenly looking too crowded for the visit to the US that was being talked about in recent weeks.

CES 2026 worst in show: AI girlfriends, a fridge that won't open unless you talk to it, and more

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Tea is simpler.

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"They're designed to last two days past the guarantee"

I'm pretty sure the fridge we bought somewhere in the 1970s was designed to last long enough to get it out of the factory door. There was some really cheap and nasty stuff about at that time. Possibly it was the result of the oil crisis and manufacturers were trying to minimise materials by making parts flimsier.

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Re: How about a Waffle!

I have a large hammer in my hand and for backup there's a welding torch in the garage. Now open the fridge door.

UK government exempting itself from flagship cyber law inspires little confidence

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""My preference is to legislate little and often"

The reality will be too little too late.

The Microsoft 365 Copilot app rebrand was bad, but there are far worse offenders

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Re: Worse offenders?

It very likely results in people buying subscribing to something they already have which I suspect is its prime purpose.

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Re: Then and Now

Isn't it now "Al!Al!AI!"?

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Re: Don't forget Outlook:

Between Hotmail and Outlook the Currently Promoted Name For Microsoft Mail Service was "Live". All three are in use as email domains with multiple hotmail,TLD variations.

Microsoft Windows Media Player stops serving up CD album info

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I wish my car's MP3 player would take a similar line and stop pulling info in from a central DB. The info to display,often including album art, is embedded in the file but incorrect album identification is standard, as is album art and its not unknown for the album title to be presented as the name of the track.

If the quality of Microsoft's sources was similar they might accidentally have made an improvement.

Help desk read irrelevant script, so techies found and fixed their own problem

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Re: "We don't have Linux systems; we only support Windows"

I think my reply would have been along the lines of "I'll be over there directly to resolve the matter with $HeadHoncho"

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Re: Help Desks shouldn’t be necessary

Reproducing, certainly. There are quite is few people whose parents would ideally have been refused a licence.

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Re: Help Desks shouldn’t be necessary

As a matter of curiosity how do you apply QA to the users of the products? Do they have to pass some sort of test before they're allowed to make a purchase?

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Re: KPIs, you get the service you pay for

Get out of there to preserve your sanity.

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Re: Been There...

"Mr 'One Answer' was earning his keep by diverting many support calls to 'go off and restore your backup'."

I don't think having customers implement a solution that destroyed data since the previous backup was earning his keep. It might look like that from the point of closing calls but what it would really have been earning was a bad reputation for the product.

"I have worked on & ultimately run 'support functions' in large companies "

You really thought it acceptable for support people to be giving bad answers while they were learning on the job instead of being trained?

Google pushing Gemini into Gmail, but you can turn it off

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Re: It really is time to move to some place like Proton

I moved from Gmail years ago.

I'm not sure whether Proton allows you to have your own domain but that's been my approach for a long time. It allowed me to move ISPs (the ISP email service is a big lock-in trap) and also to move MSP supplier and domain registrar. It also allows for multiple email addresses so that anyone leaking addresses is instantly identifiable and spammers dealt with. There are a few residual addresses on hotmail until I get round to changing them; they are forwarded to my domain address.

Current MSP and registrar is, has been for a long time and likely to continue, Mythic Beasts

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Re: Extraordinary

Welcome.

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Re: Extraordinary

Two favourite quotes about being paranoid:

"The price of safety is eternal paranoia. Vigilance is not enough."

"A paranoid might be defined as someone who has some idea as to what is actually going on."

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Re: Privacy

It's better not to be on it.

Very tough microbes may help us cement our future on Mars

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Where do they expect to get the urea* from? I suppose Martian dirt might contain it but does the regolith?

* I guess a lot of detail has been elided here

Tech that helps people outshone overhyped AI at CES 2026

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Vera Rubin

Does she sing covers of Vera Lynn songs?

Bank of England's Oracle cloud migration bill triples as project grinds on

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The Register has asked the Bank of England for more information.

Did you ask "Hadn't you read the reports on other Oracle migrations?" or "Have you heard of the sunk cost fallacy?"

Boffins probe commercial AI models, find an entire Harry Potter book

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Re: Hang on a minute…

"So far, that is what courts ... have decided to let them do across multiple countries"

Have any such cases actually come to trial and been decided in defendant's favour?

Trump spectrum sale leaves airlines with $4.5B bill for altimeter do-over

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Don't you mean "when it took place"?

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Re: Lazy Altimeter Design

Failing to prevent accidents would be an atrocious waste of lives. Yes, I know there have been occasions when some members of the aviation industry have failed to observe that but that should not be accepted as a precedent for future bad behaviour.

UK regulators swarm X after Grok generated nudes from photos

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Re: and so now

"is ai a criminal?"

Whatever it is it's more consistent with upper case although we can at least see that you typed ai and not Al.

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Re: reasonable

The dress part doesn't seem to have been necessary for your experiment, any clothing would do and using yourself as the subject doesn't involve those tricky questions of consent which you seem to have avoided.

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Is this a different A/C shill or just a very busy one?

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Re: I don't approve of xAI allowing this to happen

"so we won't be feeding Elon Musk to a sabre-toothed cat any time soon."

They've dies out, so no chance. If it were otherwise it could be posted on X. Musk couldn't possibly object - a free speech absolutist would have to grant the cat its say.

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Re: I don't approve of xAI allowing this to happen

"Again, if you wish to oppose that, go on, go to the correct forum and oppose it."

And bear in mind you won't be able to do that A/C

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Re: They are not at odds with each other

"He recently announced he was going to donating many millions to republican congressional campaigns this year."

I think that's called "stocking up". From their point of view payment in advance is a wise move.

ISS spacewalk postponed over mystery astronaut malady

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Re: Flat Share

Early exercise in the Microbiology course: take the towel from over the lab sink, press it lightly onto a nutrient agar plate and incubate overnight.

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Microbiology labs have extraction facilities. The containment of the ISS means that there is no fresh supply to replace the extracted air. Unless the filtering is perfect the recycling of that air will allow possible contamination to build up. The isolation prevents access to treatment. And I don't think the chromic acid we used to use for cleaning glassware would be popular on the ISS.

Lack of imagination virus anyone?

Why colos are city slickers and hyperscalers are country bumpkins

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I suppose the simpler way of finding out why things are placed where they are would simply be to ask those building them. It's not like ecology where chance determines whether a seed has fallen where it can grow or not and you need to discover the distribution patterns and examine things carefully to find out why. Nor is it some past civilisation where you have to examine them archaeologically and, again, look at the environment and work out why they decided to settle where they did, or why they flourished and then died out.

These are conscious decisions by people who are here and now and can actually speak if you ask them.

SanDisk heals WD Black and Blues, rebrands beloved client SSDs

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Re: Dearly beloved…

Marketing uses branding to generate such emotional attachments. It seems odd to see them throw away all the work that's been done. OTOH I see these names on Amazon and they mean as little to me as the odd character strings used to label all sorts of Chinese-made products.

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