* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Sir John Redwood backs IR35 campaign, notes review would have to start 'immediately' before new off-payroll working rules kick in

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"Doing everything in-house is all well and good, but it's wasteful to train staff with skills that they won't need in the long term."

Doing everything in house also brings in a choice of two other penalties: miss out on some things from time to time by not having enough staff or increase cost by being over-staffed most of the time so as to be able to catch the peaks.

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Re: Wake up peeps

"ALL permies are somehow lacking in skills, lazy and take sick days all the time?"

It's not so much that as some of the wingers* lack self-awareness.

As a permie I was aware that although it rewarded risk taking freelance wouldn't work for me at that particular time of life and that I probably lacked the experience. It wasn't a matter of complaining of being unfairly treated (I had enough experience of that in other ways earlier on), just of understanding the situation. In due course I was able to take advantage of changes of personal circumstances and experience.

The real issue with some of the posts here is that the posters stop at "rewarded". Obviously they intuitively realise it's not for them, otherwise they'd go ahead and freelance themselves. But they don't grasp that it's a risk/reward situation; that they've come down on one side and need to accept the disadvantages in terms of reward are tied to what they see as advantages; that both modes are equally justifiable; that from the employer/client side** the two are complementary; and that the effect of IR35 is to unbalance the risk/reward structure to nobody's overall advantage.

* Some are just trolling.

** I've been on the client management side so I know that there are occasions when extra help has to be brought in on a short-term basis and that that isn't going to happen by bringing in short termers on the payroll. In fact, if short term becomes a feature of the payroll the next step is that there aren't any long term roles and where does that leave the wingers?

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An MP not suffering from amnesia. Plenty of others are probably struggling to remember all the promises they made.

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Any such employees could have joined what you obviously see as a nice safe gravy train. So could you.

Why didn't you? Altruism? Or something else holding you back? It's odd that those who are posed that question never seem to answer. Perhaps when they stop to think what the answer might be they realise the difference.

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Re: John Redwood

"close Redwood looks like an orange version of the Mekon"

Sitting on a floating loo?

Vivaldi opens up an exciting new front in the browser wars, seeks to get around blocking with cunning code

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Re: So now Chrome

" instead of worrying about what is installed by default on Android or whatever they are currently studying force Google to spin off Chrome into a separate company and bar them from offering a browser."

Why do you think it's an either/or situation?

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Re: WTF

The more supposedly clever stuff they put into it, the more likely that is to happen. It's like trying to stop your bath overflowing by hammering the plug in more tightly.

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"lazy website developers who CBA to fix their site"

Lazy or smartarses who make the site so gimmicky than only the quirks of their particular browser can run it.

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Re: A Ubiquitous Weapon for Mass Distraction and Destruction and Disruptive Creation?

The concept of what an OS is has been rather fluid ever since virtualisation raised its head on mainframes. If you run Windows as a virtual OS on BSD or Linux on Windows - or these days just running WSL as part of Windows - what's the OS as far as the application is concerned. We're dealing with layers and all the application can do is take whatever provides its API is the OS. For an application running in a browser that's the browser. If you want to look as far as the hardware* then the OS is the entire stack up to and including the browser but all the application sees is the browser.

* Given that the processor's instruction set is apt to be an artefact provided by microcode what actually is the hardware as afar as the OS is concerned?

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Re: Unsurprising

"Of course the best approach would be for the site to check for required browser features and only pop up a warning message if a feature used by the site is reported as not supported by the user's browser."

A better approach still would be a plain vanilla test browser approved by someone such as the W3C. Devs could use it for their own testing but if it passes W3C or whoever could also hand out an approved badge based on independent testing. Banks and other financial institutions would be required to have it.

Lack of the badge would become an indication of cowboys and smartarses at work.

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"standards are a moving target"

That's a problem in itself. At least it's a problem when they don't move in concert.

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Re: Barclays

"I don't have NoScript on other browsers"

Presumably you have the same set-up as I do. One browser has little filtering installed but just deletes all its history when it closes. Fired up as needed ans closed down immediately afterwards.

Cheque out my mad metal frisbee skillz... oops. Lights out!

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Isn't cheese supposed to give you nightmares?

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BOFH Cattle prod.

Now you mention it I realise we haven't heard of it for some time. Maybe the electrolytics have dried out.

Capita unfurls new consulting arm. Hmm, what shall we call it?

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Maybe it's an attempt to capitalise on the fall-out from the new IR35 rules.

Das Reboot: Uni forces 38,000 students, staff to queue, show their papers for password reset following 'cyber attack'

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Re: Education institutions are an IT nightmare - so possibly done this way as pay back...

"Also, some people will insist on powering down and turning the socket off."

It's called being green.

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"As nobody is allowed to store data locally on the machine, that means that there are no problems with lost data."

And look where that got KCL.

Medical biz LifeLabs fesses up: Hackers slurped 15 million customer records – and we paid them to hand it all back

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They got their data back? Ummmm they got a copy back. But these are honest hackers so they can trust them.

British bloke accused of extorting victims for 'Dark Overlord' hacker crew finally gets his free trip* to America

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I hope he wasn't extradited before he was due for release from his present sentence, otherwise he owes us some more time when (or should that be if?) he gets back.

London's Westminster Council wins appeal against phonebooth-cum-massive-digital-advert

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Re: easy solution

"Let em (over) build and bankrupt each other. "

I'm tempted to agree with you but as the advertising industry is so successful at selling advertising the logical conclusion might never happen.

Hate speech row: Fine or jail anyone who calls people boffins, geeks or eggheads, psychology nerd demands

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Re: Elon Musk

And OK in the US if you're from SA and/or have a lot of money.

You leak our secrets? We'll leak your book sales, speech fees – into our coffers: Uncle Sam wins royalties fight against Edward Snowden

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"I didn't write this book for money,"

All the same a publisher with no exposure to the US court system would have been a good move if only to allow the rest of us to buy it without worrying about who gets the royalties.

Samsung says sorry as union-busting chairman and VP head off for 18 months in the chokey

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Re: Tech Exec Clink.

"harsher sentences to keep your 'customers' returning"

Don't you mean to stop them leaving?

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If the OP is comparing Sammy's statement with the industry standard which says essentially "We were right and the court got it wrong." then he's spot on.

Huawei's P40 and P40 Pro handsets will not ship with Google Mobile Services, Richard Yu confirms

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Re: Maybe not such a bad thing

"Perhaps a really positive scenario would be for Huawei to sponsor an alternative,"

F-Droid?

Post Office faces potential criminal probe over Fujitsu IT system's accounting failures

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Re: Bugs? Sure, we've heard of them.

"That's not a bug, that's a feature" or, "no problems, we'll fix that in a month or two"

That's yesterday's approach. The current version s WONTFIX. How many times is that going to come back to haunt the perpetrators in the coming years?

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"Why is the BBC soft-pedalling this?"

The report on the BBC News website mentioned possible perjury charges. It might be a consequence of getting something on air quickly

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Re: The real tragedy...

"how it was impossible to convince a court of innocence when that was truly the case, why it's only now recognised that they were malicious prosecutions."

Somebody has posted explanations above. Basically experts - but in effect PO/Fujitsu representatives - giving evidence and the accused not having their hands on sufficient documentation. An expert will be called by one side or the other but should still make an independent investigation. A strong desire to seek out the truth is the best qualification for an expert witness.

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I'm mostly with you but I doubt it would be the directors personally who get prosecuted for corporate manslaughter.

OTOH any perjury cases will be personal. I wonder how many will try a defence of "my manager told me to say that.".

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"they knew just how bad the damage to their business was going to be."

They thought they did. They're now discovering how much worse it can get.

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Re: Malicious Prosecution?

Yup. You step in the witness box and you're personally responsible for what you say. You may think you're representing some big company but you have to be able to justify what you say on their behalf.

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Re: Ooooh first post....

"I think this one will run and run"

I hope not. The victims deserve an early resolution to this.

IT consultant who deleted every account on UK company Jet2's domain cops 5 months in jail

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Re: A very stupid thing to do.......

Can I suggest

0) You're professional

Amazon slams media for not saying nice things about AWS, denies it strip-mines open-source code for huge profits

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Re: "The journalist largely ignores the many positive comments he got from partners"

"AWS, Facebook and Google wouldn't exists - or at least wouldn't be so profitable, without being able to use and run a lot of code for free, and on a lot of systems."

AWS & Facebook, maybe. But I just looked at the 2017 kernel report. Google is 10th in company contributions for 4.8to 4.13, seventh if you strip out "none", "unknown" and "consultants". Only 4 changes less than SUSE and 3x the number by Canonical.

Log us out: Private equity snaffles Lastpass owner LogMeIn

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"the PE arm of tech activist investor Elliott Management"

Just as well I never so the point of a password manager on somebody else's computer.

iFixit surgeons dissect Apple's pricey Mac Pro: Industry standard sockets? Repair diagrams? Who are you and what have you done to Apple?

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"without making an appointment at the Genius Bar."

If it needs its own set of wheels maybe they're worried the Genius might have a hernia lifting onto the Bar.

Put the crypt into cryptocoin: Amid grave concerns, lawyers to literally dig into exchange exec who died owing $190m

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DNA wouldn't be required to establish cause of death but state of preservation might impede determination of cause of death. Old-fashioned dental records would help with ID along with any injuries in life such as bones broken and re-set.

FUSE for macOS: Why a popular open source library became closed source and commercially licensed

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Re: "GPL / commercial dual licenses have been used for years"

There's also a reason why its originator forked a GPL version.

It's 2019 so, of course, this Wells Fargo employee accused of stealing customer cash posed with wads of dosh on Instagram, Facebook

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You might expect someone who's worked in a place for years to become sufficiently familiar with processes that they could spot gaps in the system that mean they could exfiltrate substantial sums. But after a few months?

Creative cloudy types still making it rain cash for Adobe

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Nice little design shop you have there. Pity if anything were to happen to it.

HPE to Mike Lynch: You told either El Reg or High Court the right version of why former Autonomy execs won't testify

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"I look forward to Hussain being released and restitution made to him."

Different jurisdiction. OTOH it wouldn't look good for the criminal conviction if HPE failed against the supposedly less less stringent standard of balance of probabilities that applies in civil cases.

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Re: £4m a month

Reading about the thousands of pages of closing statements I can't help feeling that Rumpole's closing speech might have been as short as 5 minutes and not longer than half an hour unless he was up to something that needed an adjournment.

Admins sigh as Microsoft pushes Teams changes – let everyone play!

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Re: "allows existing AAD users in your organization [..] to initiate a trial of the product."

"Because we can."

Until customer IT departments decide to arrange things so that they can't and using the only possible means to ensure that.

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"You are janitors."

Yup. The janitors who'll have to clean up the mess of a ransomware infection or the consequences of the customers' credit card details appearing on Pastebin.

These are the droids you're looking for: Softbank launches Japan cafe staffed by bots

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"an emotionally intelligent robot"

I read that as "annoying". I wonder what Marvin would make of them.

Buzz kill: Crook, 73, conned investors into shoveling millions into geek-friendly caffeine-loaded chocs that didn't exist. Now he's in jail

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"The trio promised that any investments would be repaid in full if the product failed to sell, with five per cent interest for good measure, with Bershan guaranteeing the funds."

That should have been a warning. If the prospects were that good and they had the money to reimburse with interest why would they need to bring in external investors? If it's too good to be true ....

Wham, bam, thank you scram button: Now we have to go all MacGyver on the server room

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HP Tape & bent paperclips

We had a 1/2" reel HP drive. Periodically its loading mechanism would get into a state where it failed to work - much blowing of tape into the slot and re-winding. The solution was to reset it by shorting two pads on a circuit board. The spacing was just right for a bent paper-clip.

GlaxoSmithKline ditches IR35 contractors: Go PAYE or go home

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That is bwas paid for with pre-tax income of the company from the higher rates that they choose to charge are able to negotiate with the contracting company to cover this.

FTFY

And note that the "higher" income is obviously more advantageous to the client than the costs of engaging a permanent employee. That's because the "lower rate" of the permanent employee doesn't include that until you take into account the employee benefits.

Post Office coughs £57.75m to settle wonky Horizon IT system case

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Re: Another criminal fail for people who have to work for a living

False statements? You'll probably find that it was settled without any admission of wrong doing and there were no false statements. No, we wouldn't do anything like that.

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Re: Not good enough.

It would be very unwise of a judge in one case to make a straight accusation of what could be another case. It would be up to the CPS to make such a decision. The question is will they decide to try and keep a lid on it and hope it all goes away or will they prosecute some of their witnesses to show their own hands were clean?

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