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Woman dies after hospital is unable to treat her during crippling ransomware infection, cops launch probe

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Re: Why?

"You can't apply security patches until they have been tested and certified by the manufacturer..."

And there needs to be an obligation on the manufacturer to do it promptly.

A certification process which results in the equipment becoming unsafe is not fit for purpose.

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Re: Citrix VPN

And suddenly, all the "Shouldn't be using Windows, it's their own fault" types are looking a bit foolish.

Citrix VPN might have been the entry point. It was Windows systems that got encrypted. Who's looking a bit foolish?

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Re: It's money, as usual

Hospitals in Germany mostly belong to large chains that are profit driven. If they can shave a Euro from the budget by buying cheaper mice, they will.

But if a security-measure costs money to implement and isn't obviously required by law, they'll just skip it "because we've been good so far, right?".

I assume they have insurance. The insurers should look at what they're on the hook for with badly protected systems and make sure protecting the systems is cheaper than paying the premium. If people will only do things right if it costs them less up-front then make it more expensive up-front to not do things right.

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Re: Analogous to “Because I saw you tie your shoe laces, I ran over that kid”.

"Medical equipment is also certified, which means it can't get OS patches until they have been certified by the equipment manufacturer, which can take an age."

Let's deal with that one straight away. No commitment to prompt certification of OS patches, no certification for your potentially lucrative piece of medical kit. And all source code must be documented and escrowed - perhaps along with a dowry to enable someone to take it over if you decide to duck out.

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"if the diversion is an hour away emergency patients should be seen and paperwork can be sorted out down the line."

Wouldn't it be great if there was a technology that would let you scan in paper-work, transmit it over an ordinary telephone line and print it out at the other end. Might not have helped in this case but as a fall-back it would be worth having.

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Re: ASCII art??

A good Linux can make people regret they're still running Windows.

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Re: Analogous to “Because I saw you tie your shoe laces, I ran over that kid”.

At a guess it's people like this, working in hospital IT or hospitcal IT procurement, that mandated Windows over earlier, better options and brought this situation about.

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Re: Analogous to “Because I saw you tie your shoe laces, I ran over that kid”.

Unix windowing goes back at least to 1984 with X. The X protocol reached the current version, 11, in 1987. I'm not sure W95 was eve a gleam in Bill Gates eye in 1987. It was also possible view X with a dedicated X-terminal although I'm not sure if anyone still makes those. I'd hazard a guess that all early development of CT systems was done on Unix graphics.

If you really think Linux and other Unix and Unix-like systems are restricted to characters you really need to get out more.

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I've done work for a company where production, handling lots of PII was kept well separate from the office system and its vulnerabilities. It was, in fact, a condition of some of their contracts. It might be inconvenient in some ways but it would have been a lot more inconvenient to admit to their clients that they'd been breached or to have production stopped for days because some toe-rag had encrypted their systems.

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Re: Why?

The germ of the solution is in your cutting machine story. The owners were able to force an admittedly not very satisfactory solution. For medical equipment there , in principle, an easier way to do this and do it better. A couple of decades or more back it wasn't unusual for servers to have remote support via dial in lines which could be unplugged when not required. Medical equipment has to be certified. A certification requirement of remote support via a disconnectable channel would cut out one weakness. The politics of getting such a requirement in place, however ....

USA still hasn’t figured out details of WeChat ban but promises users won't be punished

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From the US Gov PoV it's worse because they can't demand access to that data.

Elecrow CrowPi2: Neat way to get your boffins-to-be hooked on Linux from an early age and tinkering in no time

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Re: "The kiddiwonks won't even know they're learning"

"grow up as one of those people cleaning their hands every two seconds with harsh chemicals"

Not a bad thing nowadays.

Thunderbird implements PGP crypto feature requested 21 years ago

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Re: Thunderbird only?

"Possibly one reason that email signing and encryption never really took off, despite being more or less standard product since the '90s."

Two reasons, I think.

One was because it wasn't part of the email protocol so it had to be a lot of added on bits, not just to the clients but a whole added on separate key distribution system.

The second was that because of one very few people used it. If you didn't know anybody who used it you didn't need to go to all that trouble to add it yourself and you not using it meant that people emailing you didn't need to use it and because they didn't you didn't either. Critical mass hasn't been achieved.

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Re: Encryption should be automatic

"A man-in-the-middle just need to intercept the email, remove the senders public key and put theirs in and sent the email to the destination."

Or just spoof the email address. How many people actually check the source of the email?

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Re: identity and encryption

"Ultimately to prove identity is to meet each other face to face and exchange public keys, then sign them. At a key signing party. Unfortunately that is a barrier but that is the ONLY way to confirm beyond a doubt that it is YOU behind that address and if you do key signing correctly, behind ANY address and ANY key you sign."

Who's YOU? Even face to face you have to take somebody's word for who they say they are. If somebody tells you they're fred@example.com how are you to know that that's who they really are? A better way would be to have example.com's mail server tell you that fred@example.com's public key is. You still don't know whether fred@example.com is Fred Bloggs, Fred Flinstone, Frederick the Great or my late uncle Fred of course.

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Re: Encryption should be automatic

"Thunderbird should sent a public key with every email in the meta data."

How many public keys can HMRC and IRS have?

This is how demon.co.uk ends, not with a bang but a blunder: Randomer swipes decommissioning domain

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Unhappy

not with a bang but a cock-up

That's the way technology usually ends.

He was a skater boy. We said, 'see you later, boy' – and the VAX machine mysteriously began to work as intended

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Re: The need for speed

An occasional client had offices on Banbury and Swindon both running SCO on tower servers.

On-site work was on Saturday mornings when the business wasn't running. I drove down to Banbury and he picked up the Swindon server and brought it to Banbury. No faffing about with tapes.

In relation to another of today's stories, he used fax to take orders. Online support was by means of him disconnection the fax and plugging a modem into his fax line and me dialling that on a Nokia Communicator.

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Re: Wheeled office chairs

Maybe that happened if it wasn't bribed suitably rewarded.

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Re: Wheeled office chairs

Really shouldn't let BOFH train the guide dogs.

Oracle hosting TikTok US data. '25,000' moderators hired. Code reviews. Trump getting his cut... It's the season finale

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Re: Key fact missing

"Can't go after them, so go after the platform, and make an example of it."

Or go after the platform as a means of going after them.

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Re: Why????

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!"

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You think not?

The SCCs have been sunk as a means of stopping the Privacy Figleaf from shrivelling completely. With that and the playbook already written it's the next obvious step for the EU. Apart from that, India seems keen on having its own offerings. And, of course, China.

I suppose for the UK trying to pull such a deal would get in they way of the much sought after trade deal although touting the UK as the best place in the world to run such a service might appeal to BoJo.

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Re: "I want a cut of the money to the US government"

There are other names for it.

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Re: Key fact missing

The even more important detail is will he be able to find who did it?

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This lays the foundation for Tok Tik whereby every other country demands local data sovereignty of all the US social networks with a local corporation getting a slice of the action to go with it.

GCHQ agency 'strongly urges' Brit universities, colleges to protect themselves after spike in ransomware infections

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"This trove of information puts a target on the back of every good-sized school, college, or university."

Just an idea but how about putting that trove on its own isolated network? Yes, inconvenient when somebody has to answer a query that came in by email. But look on it as a choice of that inconvenience vs the inconvenience of an attack on that trove and at best having to rebuild it from backups and at worst seeing it copied off and sold to the highest bidder - or all bidders.

One down, two to go: Astra's first attempt to reach orbit scuppered by iffy guidance

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Re: A strange memorial?

They're probably running out of names and having to reuse old ones.

"Astra" itself is an example as there's already a fleet of Astra satellites although as they're European owned maybe they're invisible to US corporations.

Need to track IT kit? Business continuity? Legal? ServiceNow has a package of satellite apps for you... now

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I'm sure all the things they list were well covered years ago, a long time before I retired. What's new? On an app?

Checks article again.

Ah, I see. With added AI. How did we manage in the old days without AI?

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Re: The no-code approach

There's always another one of these coming along. I suppose it's vendors always imagine it will be the last one even if they don't realise it's not the first.

What the hell is going on with .uk? Dozens of domain names sold in error, then reversed, but we'll say no more about it, says oversight org

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In error

The old error: expecting nobody would notice.

The Battle of Britain couldn't have been won without UK's homegrown tech innovations

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Re: Let's not forget the civilians

"I have cassette tapes about his war experiences that he left me and my siblings."

I suggest you offer copies to the Imperial War Museum.

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Re: you could read that two ways...

"It is unfortunate that we dont know what we need to invest in until the time arrives or even has gone."

Especially "has gone". Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

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Re: Y Service

In order to hide the fact that they'd cracked it they couldn't take advantage of it all the time. Unfortunately one of the ones let go was the Coventry raid. To make matters worse it's possible that Dresden was seen as a reprisal.

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Remove "of WW2"

Research into deflecting potentially world-destroying asteroids is apparently not a 'national priority' for the UK

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I suppose a small one could be deflected a little way to the NW of the EU.

We want weaponised urban drones flying through your house, says UK defence ministry as it waves a fistful of banknotes

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Why do these military procurement stories remind me of Feynman's story of going to some reception or other and talking to an armny bod who waid they just wanted the scientists to come up with a way of using sand as tank fuel?

0ops. 1,OOO-plus parking fine refunds ordered after drivers typed 'O' instead of '0'

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Despite the .gov.uk source it's GB-only. NI uses I. I once had EOI as the letters.

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Re: And this ladies and gentlemen...

I (the letter) is used in UK plates in N Ireland. When GIL numbers were issued they became very popular in the rest of the UK as personalised plates.

Net neutrality lives... in Europe, anyway: Top court supports open internet rules, snubs telcos and ISPs

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“measures blocking or slowing down traffic are based not on objectively different technical quality of service requirements for specific categories of traffic, but on commercial considerations, those measures must in themselves be regarded as incompatible with Article 3(3).”

That's traffic shaping dealt with then. Good. Oh, we in the UK don't benefit, of course. We've TBC so the ISPs can do as they like.

Brit MPs to Apple CEO: Please stop ignoring our questions about repairability and the environment

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Re: Easy way to get a response.

"For the record, I think that it absolutely should be an obligation that all products are long lived, easily repairable (by third parties) and recyclable (by third parties)."

If those criteria could be made objective then there could be penalties such as substantially higher VAT or environmental surcharges for badly performing products.

Wow, you guys have so much in common: Oracle hotly tipped to power TikTok’s operations as Microsoft deal rejected

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Re: Updates

"just be a customer list"

That's what Trump wants.

I think ByteDance should be allowed to licence their S/W to Oracle. They could take Oracle's licensing terms as a template.

Family wrongly accused of uploading pedo material to Facebook – after US-EU date confusion in IP address log

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Re: Our licence software is slightly broken

It's ages since I looked at an RS catalogue but they insisted on giving dimensions for components based on converting a 1/10th inch grid to metric. Spaces between pin positions on ICs being specified down to the diameter of a pollen grain? Really?

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Re: Not just dates get confused

But probably best to explain it in court as GMT otherwise you'll just have another layer of incomprehension to deal with: "UTC - whever heard of that?".

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Re: FFS

Nevertheless I doubt anyone thinks that 12345 is a larger number than 54321. Least significant number on the right is fairly normal.

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Re: 11Oct16

11Oct 20 could be this year, 1920, 1820...

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Re: 11Oct16

Add to those complaints the assumption that every address belongs to a city and customer address formats are structured that way. There's even less excuse when genealogical S/W is written that way to the exclusion of fields that would be more relevant such as townships in England and townlands in Ireland.

And while we're on the subject of addresses I'll add the online ordering S/W of a German car parts site that couldn't cope with the notion that some addresses don't have a street number. I don't know if it's coincidence but ever since that mess hit them one particular courier had been unable to deliver anything here.

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Re: Bring back VMS Standard Date/Time...

If the ISO standard is being followed anyone who mis-interprets it has only themselves to blame. The significance of ISO dates is that (a) they collate properly and (b) they are natural language independent.

If I'm writing up genealogical or historical stuff I do, in fact, use something like 15 Sep 2020. It doesn't have to be collated and the whole text is in English so language dependency of the data is a minor issue.

Dates as data are an entirely different kettle of snakes.

My database engine of choice is Informix which, internally, stores dates numerically where 1 is the first day of the last year of the 19th century (nobody explained it to them) and you can have that converted in a large number of ways depending on language settings and an environment variable. Spreadsheets should work in similar ways and switch representation on demand.

But get into historical dates and if you're lucky all you have to worry about are Julian/Gregorian changeovers and hope that the first part of the year it was written out unambiguously, e.g. 1731/2*.

If you're unlucky you end up with something like: "Friday before the Feast of the Apostles Philip and James in the fifth year of the reign of King Edward" or even worse "the Friday in Pentecost, in the year abovesaid" and hope that some kind editor has done the hard work of translating it all. And if you're really unlucky you find that the kind editor hadn't noticed that a whole year's records were missing so all the dates were mistranslated**.

* I came across the work of an antiquarian who avoided that - I suspect as a deliberate choice - so he recorded a will dated and proved (i.e. testator died between the dates) apparently several months before he was being sent instructions for his part in the latest episode of the Hundred Years War.

** Several hours with an Easter calculator, Googling of saints' days and cal to sort it out.

Typical '80s IT: Good idea leads to additional duties, without extra training or pay, and a nuked payroll system

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Re: These old stories are fascinating

"I'm no spring chicken myself but was still at school in the early eighties."

Inconsistency detected in statement.

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Re: Beware of caching

A good database backup backs up the actual database, not what's on disk. If the database is running there's always stuff in memory that hasn't been flushed to disk yet, at least there is if it's anyway busy. The database S/W should have its own backup process to take care of that.

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