* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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UK urged to unplug from US tech giants as digital sovereignty fears grow

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Re: Not enough

" We all know that, when competing, you have to add value...and one of the big values you can have is in-house skills relating to your products or services."

In manglement thinking adding value has been replaced by cutting costs. There really ought to be scope for businesses who opt to add value to prosper.

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Re: Not enough

handed over most of our computer industry to America or Japan.

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Now might be a good time for el Reg to follow up on the Danish govt. dept. switching from Microsoft and a similar recent stories. I'm sure Denmark is treating this very seriously indeed. The way things are going they might be looking for the rest of the EU and NATO to stand up with them unless Trump's attention span runs out over Greenland and he heads off in some other direction.

AI's grand promise: Less drudgery, more complexity, same (or lower) pay

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Re: training agentic ai to speed up your journey of becoming redundant

It depends on what the workers decide to tell it.

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The biggest risk of Agentization is: it can't do the job, perfectly. You're stuck with the agents, they're part of the process. You're stuck with the skilled labor: you need people to check it and correct it. On top of that, you're *also* stuck training and developing all the people you had to train and develop before - so that you can ensure the agentic output continues to be correct and get fixed. Agentization is double-cost. Ouch.

This is where the smart beancounter might spot an opportunity for cost cutting. But will they cut the right cost?

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"This effectively transforms workers into managers of AI systems – a role not everyone is suited for."

If the rationale for adopting Dunning-Kruger machines is to lay off the workers then it will be the managers who are now the managers of AI systems, also a role they're probably not suited for.

Baby's got clack: HP pushes PC-in-a-keyboard for businesses with hot desks

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Don't forget the firkin. It's the standard of error - things are either 2 firgin big or 2 firkin small.

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"the units used by 95% of the world?"

I'm old enough to be comfortable with imperial and metric units. I suppose it helped in that my father was a joiner trained when imperial was the only alternative and I took up science. I'm reassured that my 20 yr-old granddaughter is equally comfortable with both.

In between these age scales I was once surprised that a night-school instructor in furniture restoration only seemed happy with metric despite the furniture having been made to imperial measure. I suppose she trained post-metrication when the mere mention on an imperial measurement would be punished by little less than being burnt at the stake as a heretic.

Also surprising: the RS catalogue taking to specifying IC pinouts with the 1/10th inch standard converted to metric implying a precision down to about the size of a hazel pollen grain - another measurement units that's been with me for about the last 6 decades always useful as a sanity check in such circumstances.

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"I also used to have a programmers ruler that had 6ths, 8ths, 10ths and 12ths of an inch marked in different places - useful for form layouts."

I used to have one of those. I wonder what happened to it. It's probably around somewhere.

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Re: What's the problem with worn keys?

Just like the dots on Big Jule's dice.

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"but she lives with it"

But does she pay for the replacements?

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Did he "succeed" in plugging the HDMI into the USB socket? If so, how uch force was required?

UK injects just £210M into cyber plan to stop Whitehall getting pwnd

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"to improve risk identification"

Right not risk identification shouldn't be too much of a problem. The main risk, right there in plain sight, is utter dependence on commercial entities subject to the whims of an increasingly erratic foreign head of state.

The big issues are not identifying the risk but the speed at which mitigating action can be taken and the will to do that.

Capita tells civil servants to wait for chatbots to fix pension portal woes

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Re: Wrong figures to HMRC

"I would expect better from a company of this size."

You might hope for better. You certanly shouldn't expect it.

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Re: The pivot to digital is Lemming based.

Pension systems have been digital this last long while. Pivoting to Dunning-Kruger machines is definitely Lemming based. Fixing what wasn't broken is manglement based and as old as the hills.

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Re: If it's not Fushitsu being s***, it's Crapita being crap

"all the intelligence of an apprentice marketing twonk"

Are you sure? An apprentice won't have had the intelligence beaten out of them yet.

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Re: Agile baby

But what happened to that bit of Agile that said "We value working software" or words to that effect?

Long forgotten, I suppose.

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Re: What the hell

I suppose procurement were also scheme members. It will be a learning experience for them but, as I keep saying, experience is a dear teacher but there are those who will learn by no other.

Maybe other government procurement departments are also staffed by scheme members....

Fortunately I'm in the NICSP scheme.

Gmail preparing to drop POP3 mail fetching

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Re: Sorry, unless you ruin your own email server (somewhere)

Having its own domain does not necessarily mean that it runs it. The difference between that and using the likes of gmail is that the domain owner is able to choose to outsource it to a company that treats customers as customers instead of some faceless near monopolist whose idea of "service" more closely matches the dictionary deffinition of "exploit".

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Re: Thunderbird for the win

That's the way to do it. But "an email address" - just the one?

ChatGPT is playing doctor for a lot of US residents, and OpenAI smells money

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: The US Healthcare System

Here

EU won't scrap tech regs just because Washington dislikes them

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EU tech companies such as Accenture, Amadeus, Capgemini, Mistral, and SAP "have been able to operate freely in the United States for decades."

If he keeps threatening we'll send Capita over there as well.

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"Ambassador to the EU Andrew Puzder said last year that the bloc should prove its rules do not punish US companies or review them."

They're same rules for everybody unlike, say, tariffs.

The only ones being punished are those who don't follow them.

Venezuela loses president, but gains empty Starlink internet offer

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Maybe it's for CIA assets in the country.

The last supported version of HP-UX is no more

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Re: RIP

Itanium was where it started going wrong.

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Well respected? I'd go a step further: revered.

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RIP

That was about the last remnant of the old HP. The HP that did things well.

Techie turned the tables on office bullies with remote access rumble

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"And it took an astonishing long time before someone figured to check the log..."

Just cat from/dev/null to the relevant logs (use >, not >>), then shutdown.

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Re: Neat trick

"I'd say the reactions have become LESS murderous with time in fact."

Disappointingly so.

OP should avoid reading Agatha Christie novels.

Trump admin sends heart emoji to commercial spyware makers with lifted Predator sanctions

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It's an ill wind that blows no good.

I suppose a good few ministers might have had their data lifted in that heist. It should give them a keener interest in IT security.

Users prompt Elon Musk's Grok AI chatbot to remove clothes in photos then 'apologize' for it

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Re: Guns don’t kill people

US commentards have no idea how stupid that sort of argument sounds to those from civilised countries.

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Re: What?

"If I drew a picture of a naked celebrity would that be considered illegal as well?"

If you have the artistic talent you could try your luck. To do that properly, of course, you wouldn't do that A/C. You might learn something about the difference between criminal and civil law.

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Quite often existing laws, if enforced, would be applicable. I suppose nobody in law enforcement wants the task of running it up to the Supreme Court which might be necessary. Thus we end up with a welter of new legislation, dealing with narrower and narrower offences.

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Re: Golden opportunity

The objection arises when the image purports to be of someone who has not consented. Purports in that the face is recognisably that person.

Bebu rightfully reminds us of the Golden Rule.

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Re: Golden opportunity

"Hypocracy - rule by hypocrisy ?"

Excellent suggestion. It just about describes the US at present.

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Re: Morals

I think if people started posting nudified images of Musk the guard rails would be applied PDQ. Or maybe they're already there but only apply to images of him.

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Re: Consequences

One means of stopping things going wrong was to record the decisions in the Patent Rolls or Close Rolls. Archive.org will provide you with digitised copies of some of the publications of these made in the late C19th/early C20th (search for calendars and the name and regnal number of the king).

If you produced a forged charter with a forged seal on it something very nasty would happen to you. That's what could go wrong.

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"a tweet or whatever you call it now"

Can we agree on Xcretion?

The most durable tech is boring, old, and everywhere

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"continuing a product that costs more to maintain than the revenue it creates is unsustainable"

This is true, but this seems to have been done in a dog in a manger way. There are better alternatives.

There could, as another commentard has said, have been a final update that remove checking. That would have cost very little effort and given those who've paid over the years something permanent for their money. AIUI if they need to replace hardware - which they will at some point in time - they can't take it with them.

Source could have been placed in the public domain.

At the very least there could have been an apology to customers who have been dumped.

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Re: Finale

"by being an interpreted language that needs compiling."

By "it" do you mean MusicXML? It would need to be interpreted, not compiled although the same applies to musical notation in general.

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Re: Baudot/ASCII

"I used to pretend that I was listening to someone speaking with a particularly thick accent."

Interesting idea. Learn Morse so as to understand YouTube tutorials.

Bitfinex crypto thief who was serving five years thanks Trump for early release

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Re: I have come to ask you to do a service for me !!!

I can't help feeling that after Trump what's left of the US is going to have to do a lot of work on its constitution to ensure that checks and balances really work. It could also do with paying attention to its spelling system so that "checks and balances" isn't ambiguous.

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Re: I have come to ask you to do a service for me !!!

Trump has his own crypto operation. Maybe he needs someone suitably talented to run it. Things could turn interesting.

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella becomes AI influencer, asks us all to move beyond slop

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Re: Metaphor vs Metaphysics !!!

Canute did not challenge reality. He challenged the sycophants around him. We sorely need a Canute right now.

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Re: What a load of codswallop

"My employer pays for the 365 version of the chatbot and it's just as shit as the free one...so why the fsck is anyone in their right mind going to pay for it?"

So your employer is not in their right mine.

Observation shows that this is not unusual.

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Re: Well he's a goner....

"it's wrong course"

And they're running it the wrong way round.

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Re: Why is AI being pushed

"marketing geniuses"

Other epithets are available.

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"he did not approve of the term"

All the more reason to use it. Obviously it's hitting home.

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First, we must develop a "theory of mind" that treats AI as a tool that amplifies humans and products should be designed around this belief.

If that's the first thing to do why didn't he do that first?

It's a clear admission he has a solution (in the most generous interpretation of the word) looking for a problem.

Claude is his copilot: Rust veteran designs new Rue programming language with help from AI bot

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Re: "I did Ruby, and then Rust... so I needed to start with Ru"

Surely the better name for a programming language is Run. After all, that's what you want the programs to do.

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