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For every disastrous rebrand, there is an IT person trying to steer away from the precipice

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Re: It's not just our business

The Snopes article itself has a couple of issues in left-pond English: 'dinette set' is meaningless - or at least its meaning has to be reverse engineered and 'an English speaker would describe a broken-down car by saying that it “doesn’t run” rather than it “doesn’t go,”'. The latter might be true of an American speaker but but hereabouts "doesn't go" would be the norm.

Tricky stuff, language.

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Re: UK Crayon Departments are just as bad

Accident or intent?

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Re: Oh yes...

"So I did it his way and he was surprised that it didn't work as he'd hoped."

IT's ultimate sanction - giving the user/customer exactly what they demanded.

Calls for 'right to repair' electronics laws grow louder across Europe

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Re: @Dwarf

" the best you can hope for is for them to Darwin themselves without taking anyone along with them."

And preferably before they reproduce.

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Re: @Dwarf

"Often you can only make judgement calls on that based on a company's reputation, and that only tends to change over a scale of years or decades rather than the lifetime of a product."

The reality can depart from reputation PDQ - but only downwards. Change of management or sale of the brand is all that's needed.

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Re: @Dwarf

"The wiring harnes decided to burn itself out at the main control panel."

No - just no!

I've replaced the main oven element twice and the fan once. It always happens about this time of year and the original element went on Christmas morning - now I keep a spare to hand. But the wiring harness....maybe I should order one now, just in case.

If I pedal faster and feed it spinach, my robot barman might pull more pints

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Re: reached an age

I'd rather stay as far away from such a driver as possible.

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Re: Mate

they seemed more interested in obtaining my some details

You don't have to give them yours. But I agree completely about lack of upfront prices. It's a warning. Possibly just a warning of an incompetent sales organisation but if they're incompetent the rest may be as well.

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Re: I want to get something to help me walk

And don't have an OS map in a plastic envelope slung round your neck.

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"If it's good enough for Popeye"

But do you want forearms that look like you've got a dozen baguettes tucked up your shirt sleeves?

TikTok given another week to sort out how to sell itself

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If I were running TikTok I'd be sorely tempted to:

1. Take the money

2. Deliver a barebones software system on the grounds that China's export controls forbid export of anything more

3. Withhold the user data on privacy grounds

4. Start another one next week. How does TikyTaky sound as a new name?

After demonstrating a facial recognition system that works on cows, moo-chine learning pioneer seeks growth funding

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Usually in these reports its the other end of the animal that's more appropriate.

Salesforce reportedly poised to scoop Slack for billions

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Missed chance

"Scoop up Slack"? Surely it should have been "take in the Slack".

Spending Review: We spy a stray £60m – is that all you can spare to help 5G market recover from UK kicking out Huawei?

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"We'd have liked to have given you more but Covid...."

Expect more of this in years to come. Every bad effect of dubious govt. policy will be blamed on Covid.

How the US attacked Huawei: Former CEO of DocuSign and Ariba turned diplomat Keith Krach tells his tale

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Re: Why 5G ?

"The very, very vast majority of phone users will not downgrade from 4G to gprs."

They'll also complain when they can't get a signal of any sort. So where do you place the trade-off? Or, to make it personal, any time you find yourself without a signal do you consider it a good trade-off for somebody somewhere else to have 5G?

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Re: 2 months to go

I know there's a tendency for threads to drift OT but don't you think you're pushing it a bit too much?

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Re: Which People ?

"governments don't trust the cloudy office stuff"

HMG seems to. That should be a strong enough warning to the rest of us.

AWS admits to 'severely impaired' services in US-EAST-1, can't even post updates to Service Health Dashboard

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"elemetry from IoT devices"

Every cloud has a silver lining.

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Re: what a great day

When something goes wrong it's still your problem, you've just put the ability to solve it into somebody else's hands.

Amazon's ad-hoc Ring, Echo mesh network can mooch off your neighbors' Wi-Fi if needed – and it's opt-out

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Re: The real problem is the data caps

"It benefits ISPs which get to charge each user for a shared resource."

I may have misunderstood this but the implication of it seems to be that the internet is just there and wouldn't cost users any money without the wicked ISPs charging.

That shared resource cost money to create, costs money to be continually expanded to keep up with demand and costs money to pay people to look after it (and the users) and energy to run. Those costs are also shared and that's why you need to pay your ISP.

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What could possibly go wrong?

And do Amazon care?

Comcast to impose 1.2TB-a-month broadband download limits across more of America from next year

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Re: 1.2TB a Month??

"not for cloud sync of photos between every device"

Keep that one at home. Pi, USB disk, NextCloud or OwnCloud. Next/OwnCLoud client on each device.

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Re: Competition from Verizon

That's competition. You're free to move to the other area.

Intel chief pens congratulatory letter to President-elect Biden urging work on immigration and domestic manufacturing

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The trouble with complex is that when it gets beyond certain limits nobody can understand it well enough which raises the spectre of undesirable side effects.

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Dear Mr Trump/Biden (delete where applicable)

European recommendations following Schrems II Privacy Shield ruling cast doubt on cloud encryption practices

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Re: What about Office Suites?

So more or less as expected. Thanks.

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Re: Naughty step here we come

RIPA I knew about (HMG will tweak the wording for a new Act with a new name, SOP) but GDPR?

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Considering the previous thread it can't be as obvious as I thought.

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.” Sinclair Upton.

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Re: What about Office Suites?

It would also have to be the case that there continued job doesn't depend on it, nor anything such as appraisals. Add management are going to have to be completely onside with ensuring that that's the case. Good lock with that.

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Re: What about Office Suites?

What happened to that agreement to have a German company act as a custodian with MS not allowed to touch the data? Did that fall by the wayside? I haven't heard anything about it for a good while.

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Re: What about Office Suites?

"MS have done the work on Model Clauses to cover all this which looks to a non-lawyer"

And those clauses are not worth the paper they're not written on. Because MS is subject to the US government they cannot abide by them if the US govt. says otherwise. That's the Schrems II ruling that is the whole point of the article.

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It looks like a case of stating the bleedin' obvious. Necessary, I suppose, if manglements have been ignoring the bleedin' obvious.

Snap decision: 74-year-old Florida man wrests puppy from jaws of alligator

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Re: "before taking a second to retrieve his own hand"

Don't take artificial hands too lightly. I had a murder case where one of the weapons was an artificial hand.

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Both lived to tell the tale? What about the third?

Marketers for an Open Web ask UK competition watchdog to block launch of Google's anti-tracking Privacy Sandbox

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Re: "people's changing expectations around how data is collected"

"No one is using the Web and expecting to be hunted and tracked like a wild animal."

Not quite no one. But would any of us in the not quite part believe anything different of Google?

Crooks social-engineer GoDaddy staff into handing over control of crypto-biz domain names

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Re: Sophisticated...

All you need to remember is that "sophisticated" in this sense is relative. It tells you at least as much about the less sophisticated party in the incident as it does about the more sophisticated one.

Linus Torvalds worried Linux kernel might get messy around Christmas

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SWMBO is a grandma so we fully support that remark hearabouts. Just remember to include Granddad. Roll on the vaccine, whichever it turns out to be.

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I thought Christmas had been more or less cancelled this year.

It's always DNS, especially when a sysadmin makes a hash of their semicolons

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Re: Typos in text files...

split would have been your friend. Just find out which of the 1000* line split files failed to load.

*Or whatever the chosen compromise split size would be.

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Re: Guide to religion

ex?

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Re: Anyone who ever dabbles in vi

Pine?

Pine Is Not Elm

I'd been using a Unix box which had the Rand editor but no vi before I found myself in my first real IT job. At the end of the first day I rushed off to Dillons. I've still got the book in my bookshelves but it hasn't been opened in the last couple of decades or more.

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Re: Anyone who ever dabbles in vi

The first time I encountered vim I found it was lying to me which I thought the exact opposite of user friendly. It had been set up to hide Microsoft line ending ^Ms. I'd just fired it up specifically to edit those out of a file. I've never trusted it since.

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Re: Anyone who ever dabbles in vi

Esc escapes editing mode. What could be easier to remember?

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Re: Programming interminable comments

"When I started working mostly in C, after Fortran, forgetting the terminating semicolon was a common error."

And putting C in the continuation column when running a statement onto more than one line?

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vi. Accept no substitutes (other than those starting :s of course).

nvi is its free incarnation. You can just download it to replace your bloatware, no need to envy it.

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Re: Anyone who ever dabbles in vi

Some of us have been using vi since terminals only had screens, not windows and before nano or even pico existed. Why do you think we should be unable to close a terminal window?

US Air Force deploys robot security dogs to guard base

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Three years minimum seems very light in the US scale of imprisonment. Was there anything on the laptop other than his email contacts list?

The GIMP turns 25 and promises to carry on being the FOSS not-Photoshop

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Re: 25 years and still a pain to use

"Then, if for you silly money for software means any sum above zero, that's another matter."

Money becomes silly if it's more than the S/W's worth. If all I need to do is rotate images of SWMBO's patchwork back and forth to get the orientation right and them crop them for here weekly class handout then 150 of any currency units above pence is going to be silly.

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Re: I found the learning curve

Definitely +1 for Pinta. Kolorpaint can also be handy.

I regularly have to prepare images of SWMBO's patchwork for her class handouts and Gimp gets used for rotating the images backwards and forwards to get optimal orientation - and yet somehow Gwenview seems easier for the final crop.

I end up using a combination of all four - in Gimp the simple and complex are often equally obscure to work out.

Adiós Arecibo Observatory: America's largest radio telescope faces explosive end after over 50 years of service

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Bill Gates is otherwise occupied with vaccines. But how about Larry?

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