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Whatever you've been doing during lockdown, you better stop it right now

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Re: only to find they have printed 700 pages bearing just …

You're mixing up spacing of glyphs with their size. Courier may have its glyphs in similar sizes but printing them readably depends on the spacing being more or less right which a recalcitrant printer might not bother with, especially if it realises that Mr Dabbs is the user victim.

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It was an occasional occurrence at the biological suppliers where I once worked. It was based in an old Victorian villa & there'd a few escapes of rats which had bred. Hollow walls, hollow floors - plenty of spaces for them.

There was a mitigating factor. One of the managers, in charge of preparing microscope specimens for schools, stayed behind one night with an air-gun and shot one. Realising that it had a good chance of being infected with trypanosomes which would give him a batch of slides he went off to get a syringe. When he came back the body had been dragged away, presumably to be eaten by the other rats.

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"Breakfast Leftovers in Edit Suite 1" and "Room 12F.1 After A Six-Hour Workshop"

No "Dead rat under the floor tiles"?

We don't know why it's there, we don't know what it does – all we know is that the button makes everything OK again

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Re: The light..

If the light was on - it meant there was power, and it was turned OFF to standby.

FTFY

Looks across at TV. Red light on, screen off. CBA to wander into the other room to see the TV with a blue light on and screen off.

Nothing strange at all; standard practice these days.

BT promises firmware update for Mini Whole Home Wi-Fi discs to prevent obsessive Big Tech DNS lookups

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The explanation's a classic case of "It's not a bug, it's a feature."

Women techs fume, offer crowdsourced fixes as Michelle Obama's online keynote crashes

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"Unforeseen server conditions"

So unforeseen that they didn't foresee the need for any resilience.

Linus Torvalds tells kernel list poster to 'SHUT THE HELL UP' for saying COVID-19 vaccines create 'new humanoid race'

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It's as well to remember that the famed Linus outbursts were the exception after gentler attempts at persuasion had failed. If the eejit persists a more robust response might still arrive.

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Re: In a stockyard...

We also have our own coronaviruses which have evolved along with us. In prehistory with small human populations with little contact between groups a newly species-hopped virus that was lethal would be unlikely to propagate far unless it evolved. In other words there would have been effective selection pressure in the past.

What's new about this one is that it's hit us when we've got large, densely packed population centres with large-scale fast travel between them. We need to find a new way of exerting selection pressure and vaccination is one way of doing that.

Student Loans Company splashes out on 20,000 cybersecurity training courses – for just 3,300 employees

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If the individual account balances are lower for a broadly similar overall total then Wonga & Balckhosre must have more individual accounts. All things being equal (which, admittedly, they're probably not) implies that they'd neet more employees than SLC.

Biden cancels Trump's bans on TikTok, WeChat, other Chinese apps

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Perhaps TikTok would add a further irony be allowing Trump to have an account.

FBI paid renegade developer $180k for backdoored AN0M chat app that brought down drug underworld

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Even if the ploy was running out of time there's no excuse for publicising it like this. Far better to have said "brilliant operation by our agents to break into what was a secure system" etc. In the mean time set the guy up producing the next generation product.

Unless, of course it was really a break in and the dev being thrown to the wolves was singularly uncooperative and they're taking revenge.

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Re: Just think and consider for a moment ...

"What was the percentage of people who used ANOM and were NOT engaging in criminal activity?"

According to the article - zero. Unless, of course, there were more messages over and above the 100% which were criminal.

There are a lot of people out there who'd like to fire Jeff Bezos into space – but he's doing the honours himself

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Re: Drake V2 ?

Qicklime in spaaaace.

FBI drops subpoena to identify readers of USA Today article about shootout with agents

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Re: I've been banging the same drum...

Even to the extent that these might be good reasons it shouldn't be kept a second longer than needed. What's that? IPA?

Australian cops, FBI created backdoored chat app, told crims it was secure – then snooped on 9,000 users' plots

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Re: Rozzers: 1, Ne'er-do-wells: 0

One own goal was scored by whoever decided a self-back-pat was needed and blew the whole thing with a press conference.

Sold: €15k invisible sculpture that's a must-see for art lovers

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Re: Should get a better dictionary

True but it just moves the problem on. What's an artist?

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Re: Art!

I read somewhere that after the original display the bricks were either returned to whoever they'd been borrowed from ro otherwise disposed of. When it was brought back be ?popular demand a new set had to be obtained.

Just when everyone thought things might be looking up, Dido Harding admits interest in top job at NHS England

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Re: In fine tradition?

The Dunning-Kruger effect in action.

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Re: £37 billion

"So I grade Harding 9/10 for brazen arrogance, and 2/10 for reality."

Where did the 2 come from?

Today I shall explain how dual monitors work using the medium of interpretive dance

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Re: Laptop + Monitor = two computers?

One evening, long ago, when men were men and the University computers were made by ICL and had model numbers starting with 19, I was sitting the at a card punch when one of the staff came through taking a conducted tour of the computer centre so I tagged along. We went down into the computer room. Slightly embarrassed member of staff discovered the box (at least 6 foot high) whose door he opened wasn't the CPU, just some of the memory and thought the engineers must have rearranged them.

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Re: Laptop + Monitor = two computers?

Should have added "If there's nothing on the end of the cable, that's the problem."

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I remember reading, a long time ago, that the function of a Unix kernel* was to provide an illusion of place and an illusion of process**. Some people seem unable to perceive these illusions. I don't think it helps that modern UI (and that includes web) designers seem to go out their way to conceal them. UX designers, of course, are amongst those who don't perceive the illusions at all.

* Other OS kernels are also available

** The reality, of course, is a scatter of segments on a disk and slices of time on a CPU

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Re: Qualifications before being allowed to use a laptop

"I'm too busy"

"So am I"

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Re: Laptop + Monitor = two computers?

Maybe where other monitors display "no signal" it should display "this is a monitor, not an iMac".

Maybe something like this should be the standard message on all monitors. "No signal" is a message tor techies who would just as easily understand the significance of the luser version: "If you can see this message you haven't switched your computer on. This screen is only your monitor. If you're not sure what your computer looks like follow the cable coming out of the back of the monitor and it should be on the other end. Not the cable that leads to the power socket, the other one."

FYI: Today's computer chips are so advanced, they are more 'mercurial' than precise – and here's the proof

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Re: Floating Point Fault. had got different results

"Perhaps the physicist was not explicitly initialising variables before use."

FORTRAN -

SOMEWARIABLE = 0

Later on

SOMEVARIABLE = SOMEVARIABLE + X

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Re: Once upon a time.....way back in another century......

7. Use in production.

It's only in 7, and even then only at large scale that rare, sporadic failures become recognisable. Even if you were lucky enough to catch one at the previous stages you wouldn't be able to reproduce it reliably enough to understand it.

How many remote controls do you really need? Answer: about a bowl-ful

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Re: Bang & Olufsen fixed this years ago...

Revox did something similar.

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Re: Another Harmony owner here.

A few buttons? What's wrong with a big hammer?

Now that Trump is useless to Zuckerberg, ex-president is exiled from Facebook for two years, possibly indefinitely

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Re: Punishment?

"Is being banned from Facebook supposed to be some sort of punishment?"

For a narcissist? Yes.

BOFH: I'm so pleased to be on the call, Boss. No, of course this isn't a recording

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"I can't possibly do it as I'm spending most of my week writing off all the equipment people now don't want because it's been replaced by the gear we bought them over lockdown"

Better shred all that paper work. Oh, the original POs & invoices have already been shredded by Mission Control.

Microsoft to unveil 'what's next for Windows' ... Rounded corners and what else?

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And a warning of things to come for those stuck with WIndows.

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Re: Corporate Piglatin?

"Can you put this in technical terms?"

No. The essence of technical terms is that they mean something.

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Re: How about.....

Too many idle hands in the development department.

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Re: soon we will share one of the most significant updates of Windows of the past decade…

So far, so good until "They'll take over a major Linux distro next (Ubuntu is my guess)". How?

The common factor in all your failed job applications: Your CV

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"hand shone shoes (never trust anyone who doesn't shine their own),"

Even Hush Puppies?

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Re: Older applicants

Sorry, can't tell you. GDPR.

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Re: CV's top tips

"You might want to see a sparse CV. You might know what you are looking for. The guard droid, however, is looking to tick boxes and most job advertisements don't actually indicate which boxes need ticking. " etc.

Perhaps the solution is to specify what sort of CV you want to see, both to the guard droid (to whom it should be made clear their own job is on the line if they don't follow it) and in the job ad.

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Re: Get em while they’re young

"It’s not what you know, but who"

This can work two ways. One is that the person you know knows you can do the job. The other is how we get Dido Queen of Carnage running Test and Trace.

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Advice about tailoring the CV to the job is all very well but one then finds that the agency sends the specially tailored CV for another vacancy with somewhat different requirements.

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The best CV is one that's never written because it doesn't need to be.

Hybrid working? Buckle in, there's no turning back as survey takers insist: You can't make us go back

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"replaced them with serviced accommodation for 40-50 seats."

I think this is the key. They'd better not be located in the cities, however. They need to be close to where people live. By the time the planners catch up with this it will be too late.

We've had a local neighbourhood plan produced. It would have been fine 100 years ago - everyone worked within walking distance of their homes. Fifty years ago the cracks would have been showing as the mills closed, their sites started to be built over for housing and people were starting to commute by car. Forward another decade and all those old houses with no off-street parking to facilitate charging electric cars will be useless without a return to local working - which isn't, of course, in the plan.

It's the UK contractor tax factor: IR35 outsiders gaining leverage in skills market, survey finds

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Re: Seems that the market functions like the Internet

"So as businesses wait for contractors to starve and give in"

The moral of the story - at least according to the article - is htat it's going to be a long wait.

VC's paper claims cost of cloud is twice as much as running on-premises. Let's have a look at that

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Re: This Is My Shocked Face

Also, from a security point of view, having ones family jewels not under ones control has always fallen into my "Bad" box.

Doesn't the customer interface fall into the family jewels category?

It took 'over 80 different developers' to review and fix 'mess' made by students who sneaked bad code into Linux

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"SystemD will find it much much harder to get new 'features' added."

Hope springs eternal!

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Re: The only sane thing to do

"it's a volunteer OSS project"

It seems we have to keep repeating this: there are published statistics on who contributes most to Linux. The main contributors are inevitably corporate. It's in Intel's interest, for instance, that their products are supported so they're always there are thereabouts at the top of the list. From memory Google and Red Hat are also leading contributors.

It's a lot cheaper for someone who needs an OS kernel that can be almost met by Linux to take it and tweak it than to develop from scratch and it's also cheaper to contribute their changes back than to have to keep applying them to every new version of the kernel.

It's called collaborative development.

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Re: How to deal with Lennert Poettering

"use the money to bribe Microsoft to hire him away from Redhat"

What makes you think he isn't working for Microsoft?

Help wanted, work from anywhere ... except if you're located in Colorado

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Re: Ah, the good old days...

"it is kind of naive to assume that salaries, and the corresponding taxes, social contributions, QoL are similar to where you are."

OTOH it's naive to assume that if a job can be performed remotely the value to the employer would depend on where the employee lives.

Proposed amendments to UK Finance Bill target rogue umbrella companies ripping off contractors after IR35

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Re: Pennies and Pounds

And also an unpaid collector of VAT.

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"The main reasons for things like IR35 and similar rules designed by HMRC...."

I rather think the main reason is that HMRC staff are salaried employees. That's the way of working they understand. They prefer PAYE - a tax system designed by employees for employees. Anything else is foreign to them and hence automatically suspect.

The future is now, old man: Let the young guns show how to properly cock things up

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Re: Regomised

Or Eric.

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