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'Login infrastructure issue' blamed as sustained Xero outage threatens payrolls

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Re: You Keep Using That Word; I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means

I'm not sure that what you described as Keynesian is what's implied in the bit you highlight. In any case when I was in business I regarded doing my own books as about as welcome as doing my own dentistry.

You, too, can be a Windows domain controller and do whatever you like, with this one weird WONTFIX trick

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Re: Right to repair

It's more likely that elsergiovolador's proposal would work by obliging vendors to fix things. And, of course, with BSD and Linux the users have the ability to access the source ode anyway. Of course there's always the possibility that the vendor might opt to provide entirely undocumented and incomprehensible source code.

Dell won't ship energy-hungry PCs to California and five other US states due to power regulations

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Re: @45RPM

"If it takes a kWh to do a job then it will, give or take, proportionally more time to do it with less Watts. You save nothing."

In fact, you'll be worse off. Depending on the quality of the insulation it loses heat whilst it's above room temperature. During the elongated time to boil it will be losing moreheat which will take more energy to replace.

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Re: @45RPM

You omit to mention nuclear power. For the whole of my long adult life we've been shoving far more fossil fuels up power station chimneys than need be, not because their were adequate available renewables to replace it for most of that time but because of opposition to nuclear put us far behind the curve, both in terms of supply and of technology development.

For a true display of wealth, dab printer ink behind your ears instead of Chanel No. 5

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Re: from a reputable third-party supplier

"Who is a reputable supplier?"

OTOH, what's a page? Some might use a lot more ink than others.

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My B/W HP laser printer is much older than that & still going strong. I'm not sure I'd say the same thing about a newer HP.

Windows 11 comes bearing THAAS, Trojan Horse as a service

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Re: Forgive me for saying this...

"Is there a problem with a monopoly if the tool in question is actually good?"

Yes. A monopoly is a problem.

In the Navy, we want to share data with some ease. In the Navy, can someone help us with this please?

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Re: The RN Marketing Dept. wrote this one

It should be a hint to the NAO to start their investigation now to save time later on.

Everyone cites that 'bugs are 100x more expensive to fix in production' research, but the study might not even exist

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Re: Somtimes the odds are stacked against you.

Odd usages should be commented to prevent someone being "helpful" later.

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I've always vaguely thought that the sort of quotes about an error discovered in step N after it was made being a power of N more expensive to correct was based on an assumed process of going back to the step where it was made, working through the whole development from there and the ultimate cost was based on the cost of each step so that the 100 times cost reflected a 10-fold cost from moving from one step to the next multiplied by a further 10-fold cost moving from that step to where you were. Whether the implied assumption was valid or that the costs were really an order of magnitude a matter for debate, of course. As the article implies it's the sort of assumption that gets easily thrown off the top of the head by an instructor in a course on development...

What is clear is that once something is in deployment the costs of fixing a bug might be insignificant compared to finding and fixing all the faulty data that's now out there.

Hole blasted in Guntrader: UK firearms sales website's CRM database breached, 111,000 users' info spilled online

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Re: Why bother with plasma cutters?

The kind of people wanting to steal "guns" don't want either a highly accurate metre plus long single shot rifle, or a double barrel shotgun

Apart from the fact that not everyone looking for an illegal weapon is a regular criminal, they might also steal an angle grinder to go with the shotgun.

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Re: They set out to piss off the gun owners? Really?

"Only an idiot would do it."

There are shortages of a lot of things these days but not of idiots.

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Some of a previous generation of NI lawyers had, in their younger days, seen active service in WWII, several of them in special forces. I was told of an RUC constable on protection duty for one of them who'd become a judge. The judge made clear that the officer's job, if he thought they were under attack at night, was to wake him up rather than responding himself. When he asked why the judge opened the door of the long case clock in the hall. There was a rifle inside.

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"the most safe and secure gun register system on today's market."

The last part appears to be correct.

UKRI denies pulling funding from Newport Wafer Fab over Chinese ownership concerns

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Re: Chunky chips...

"in the Belgian style"

Certainly not. That's in the EU.

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Re: uk.gov don't need an excuse ...

In Boris's view satellites seem to be where it's at. They still need their EU-free GPS system* which is why they bought a communications satellite business.

* Insert usual guff about being world-leading etc.

Microsoft has a workaround for 'HiveNightmare' flaw: Nuke your shadow copies from orbit

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Re: AC Naturally

All attacks are local for some value of local.

Even Facebook struggles: Zuck's titanic database upgrade hits numerous legacy software bergs

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Re: Didn't know they were still using MySQL

"Or they could ask Oracle for help"

As it's Facebook that sounds like a good idea.

UK celebrates 25 years of wasteful, 'underperforming' government IT projects

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Re: Competence

"top civil servants and minister who actually have personal experience of IT and understand it"

Dido would claim that. So would Hancock, he of the personal app. Dunning-Kruger explains a lot about government over the last few decades.

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Re: Asked whether they thought the criticisms were fair, a government spokesperson...

I think your sympathy is misplaced. They reel out the usual meaningless boilerplate, collect their money and carry on.

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Re: The main problem is...

"a manager can manage anything"

And a politician, trained in PPE, classics or some arts subject, can govern anything.

Tech support scams subside somewhat, but Millennials and Gen Z think they're bulletproof and suffer

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It's a pity Microsoft are concentrating on phone scams. The most frequent emails on my old Hotmail account are threats purporting to come from Mcrosoft to close the account ( a few of the les competent are emailing a Hotmail address threatening to close a gmail account!) and it's very rare to see any of these trapped by Microsoft's spam filters. This is surprising given that they are 100% effective at other scams.

The other group that get through a would-be leads generators touting "their" SEO or web development services. They get my "prospective supplier" questionnaire which gently leads them to the realisations that they look unconvincing and they've paid good money for a crap email list.

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Re: Wasting their time

Unless you need the phone for something else you don't need to spend your time wasting theirs.

"That sounds very interesting. Oh, there's someone at the door. Could you hold on a minute & I'll be back."

Eventually hang up the phone.

One salesman got that treatment twice. Then his manager rang to say they had trouble getting through with the phone. Slow learners.

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"the vast majority of them ARE Indian."

It's probably the local language that makes them less suspicious.

Exsparko-destructus! What happens when wand waving meets extremely poor wiring

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Re: Less poor wiring than poor building

For a few years we had a house like that. The insurance or building society insisted in the installation of a firebreak, some sort of mineralised panels which didn't look very substantial.

At about the same time I wasn't very pleased to discover that at work someone from facilities had visited the machine room to do work on the riser and had drilled a few holes in similar panels leaving a good deal of mineral dust about the place, this being back in the days of tape backups.

Spanish cops cuff Brit bloke accused of playing role in 2020 celeb Twitter hijacking

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Re: Why not ask UK?

The NYT article refers to "his current home in Spain".

The old New: Windows veteran explains that menu item

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Re: Typo!

OK >

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"For people with a document-centric view of the world, programs aren't really things that you think about. What you really work on are documents."

Not really. The default action on my desktop when opening a JPEG, or PNG is to open it in Gwenview which has limited editing options (flips, crop and change resolution) but on the right click menu there are a whole selection of others including Gimp and Pinta, neither or which are what you'd choose just to open a file for a quick look. The document and the means by which you view and edit it are both considerations. The document-centric view is that one takes primacy over the other in the user interface.

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The people with a document-centric view know and care about the sorts of documents they work on. It's not necessarily the same sort of document for everyone.

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Re: Always an important consideration

"I think that a cascading start menu should always be present, because search is only useful if you know what you're looking for, rather than what sort of thing you're looking for"

And that means that it should be organised on functional lines, not alphabetical.

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Re: Always an important consideration

"TL/DR - stop moving stuff for the sake of moving it and/or at least explain why it's being moved"

That should apply to every interface for every piece of software.

Also, if possible, add a "Classic" option to get everything back to the way it was. "Classic" might trail current by about 2 versions, only adding in the stuff from the brevious Classic that has proved its worth in the interim.

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Re: Always an important consideration

"This fifty year vet uses whichever is the quickest."

Or most suitable to the way of working.

If you have several projects on the go, each with several-to-a-lot of files involved the one you want at the moment might well be off the end of a Recent... menu (the alternative is a menu so long it takes ags to find anything). In that case a folder for each project - with sub-folders as the project grows) holding the relative documents is the way to go. For app-centric is probebly best.

At the moment I'm busy with a sort of recreation of the old Windows Cardfile program - but for Linux, of course - which will hold text, image or tabular "cards" with a view to it holding a lot of project resources.

Troll jailed for 5 years after swatting of Twitter handle owner ends in death

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Re: re: And people say 'there is no justice'....... They're right!

If you read the Krebs link posted above it seems that Chris G is in agreement with the judge whose options were limited by the plea the prosecution had accepted.

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Re: Sentence should have been far longer

That seems to be the other side of the plea system. It might result in many wrongful convictions but it can also result in inadequate sentences.

It appears that he was one of a conspiracy. It would be good to think that the other conspirators have also been traced and dealt with.

England's controversial extraction of personal medical histories from GP systems is delayed for a second time

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"There is something odd with The Home Office being able to get any Home Secretary to go native immediately upon appointment "

The former Home Sec who is currently Health Sec (something to reflect on) gave an account of how it was done in an interview with the Times. It was so effective he didn't even realise exactly what it was he was describing. OTOH some of them seem to start native.

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After all, he can't consider it confidential.

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"You shouldn't have the option to opt out."

Can we have the URL where you've published all your medical data?

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"Former health secretary Hancock was said to be a passionate supporter of data sharing...r an affair that appeared to contravene COVID-19 restrictions was made public... The ICO is investigating that data leak."

Odd, isn't it? When it's someone else's data it's "sharing", whenit's his own it's a leak.

Good news: Jeff Bezos went to space. Bad news: He's back

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Re: Oh dear

" watched it live as a teenager and now feel very old."

You should worry. I watched it in my mid-twenties.

Lawn care SWAT team subdues trigger-happy Texan... and other stories

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Roundup and lawn care are not compatible.

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Re: The Lawnmower Man

"Ah, the joys of Tory's and their Shires."

What is it that Tory owns that owns Shires?

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Re: Bloody hell, nobody told me the police would cut my lawn!

Also, if you have spring bulbs planted in the grass you don't cut the grass until their foliage has died back. Maybe people don't do that in the US.

Happy 'Freedom Day': Stats suggest many in England don't want it or think it's a terrible idea

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Re: H&S

Mask wearing predominantly comes down to protecting others so it's not a matter of employees wearing masks to protect themselves. If the employer failed to mandate mask wearing for all those not exempt then the argument would be that they failed to maintain a safe working environment.

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Re: I have some sympathy for Boris

I have none. The job of a PM is to make the hard decisions. If he's not willing to do that he shouldn't have schemed to get the job in the first place.

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Re: Apple/Google app

The real problem is in taking an indicator with a very likely high rate of false positives as being definitive. It should be no more than indicative of the need for a further test.

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Re: "a shift of emphasis onto greater personal judgement and responsibility"

Washing hands is what BoJo's been keenest on all along. Clearly Freudian.

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Re: No we've proven that coronavirus is very virulent and deadly

One of the things you learn as a biologist is that the outliers don't tell you about the general case. The general case here is that last winter was an abnormally low flu year.

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Re: SNAFU

What do you understand by the term "lagging indicator"?

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Re: SNAFU

"Thatcher was one of the last UK prime ministers with a scientific background,"

There were others?

Windows 10 to hang on for five more years with 21H2 update

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Re: PR disaster

Who cares if they're abandoned and out of date? They're locked in so their feelings don't count. They'll just have to buy new kit and that means more money for Microsoft.

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