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BOFH: You drive me crazy... and I can't help myself

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Concentrated Sulphuric acid and 95%+ Hydrogen Peroxide potassium dichromate?

Makes chromic acid. We used it to disinfect used bacteriology kit. Very effective disinfectant. The H&S briefing for the lab assistnat was to simply drop a few sheets of filter paper into it so she could see them instantly disappear.

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Re: Lime?

Lime's not needed. Just follow the carpet with a concrete pour. Next week the steel starts to go up.

The Ministry of Silly Printing: But I don't want my golf club correspondence to say 'UNCLASSIFIED' at the bottom

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Re: Shared printers

Said document examiner, like me was a biologist so he was head of a forensic science biology department. The medical examiners would have sorted that out before the exhibits even arrived in the lab.

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Re: Shared printers

" It must be handwritten because it gets sent for handwriting analysis."

It makes a big difference when you have to be prepared to stand over your conclusions in the face of cross-examination.

Due to the organisation of the forensic lab my boss was also a questioned documents examiner. They kept strictly to comparing texts to say whether they had been written by the same hand. In terms of characteristics of the writer they weren't even prepared to say what the gender might be.

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Re: Back in the early 90's

Obligatory https://dilbert.com/strip/1996-05-02

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Re: Way Back...

"stuck them down in the new order"

Don't stick them, staple them. Easier to rearrange again. Downside: punctured fingers.

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Re: Back in the early 90's

Along with Ashton-Tate.

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Re: Amateur Opera Society Newsletter

Was it running on an Alto?

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Re: "personal printing"

"intuitive icons"

Multilingual: equally incomprehensible in all languages.

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Re: Way Back...

"Great, we could type up and print our own letters, then we had to send them to the typing pool who retyped them"

We had the same experience with witness statements which couldn't be on plain stationery (II|RC there were 4 different pre-printed variants to cope with single and multi-page statements). This was referred to as "sending them to have typing errors inserted".

He called himself the King of Fraud. Now this bot lord will reign in prison for years

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Re: "Zhukov boldly devised"

"but that's one step above lawyers"

Citation needed.

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Re: Dumb

"he could have started a legit company"

I've come across occasional cases where the only explanation seems to have been an a deliberate decision against making money legitimately.

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Re: So we're feeling bad for the ad slingers now?

And yet advertisers complain are said to complain about ad-blockers eliminating the half that doesn't work. Or is that just the advertising industry? If the latter then I find it difficult to distinguish their morality from Zhukov's.

BT's Plusnet shows Google how it's done as email woes enter their third day

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"What would you suggest?"

Mythic Beasts.

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Re: How do you communicate?

And above all, don't suggest social networking.

As System76 starts work on its own Linux desktop world, GNOME guy opens blog, engages flame mode

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Re: I like Gnome

"click on the next meeting in the calendar -> make sure I've blown my nose and trimmed the nostril hairs"

Maybe change that sequence a little.

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Re: I almost want to...

...go back to CDE/Motif these days.

No problem - https://sourceforge.net/projects/cdesktopenv/

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Re: Jealous Gnome Devs

Maybe you're being a bit lenient.

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Re: Nothing to see here ...

The thing that makes it routine is the presence of Gnome. It seems that every generation leads to at least one new project.

There's no Huawei back now: Biden signs law that forbids US buyers acquiring kit on naughty list

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But quite often kit from "US companies" is Chines-made.

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Re: Proof, if we ever needed it, of our weakness

"Motorola, Alcatel(-Lucent), Nokia, Nortel"

Upvoted but you make Martin's point. Those aren't the UK firms which had been killed off earlier.

HP's solution to running GPU-accelerated Linux apps on high-end Z workstations: Rely on Microsoft's WSL2

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How the mighty have fallen.

Apps made with Google's Flutter may fritter away CPU cycles. Here's what the web giant intends to do about it

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"Flutter may fritter away CPU cycles"

I don't think it's alone in this.

WTF is 'Computing First Networking'? Think load balancers for the age of edge

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Oh, look. Somebody's just invented renamed client/server and PCs.

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Re: The only real innovation here ..

"Honestly, it is as if everyone has been wholesale acquiring marketing people from the cosmetics industry."

Gartner could supply the cosmetics industry any day.

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Re: "have a role streaming video into cars to entertain their occupants"

"what is the poor front passenger to do ?"

Wear VR goggles of course.

Maybe those could be a fix for "Are we there yet?" - "Just pop these on & you'll be there already, dear."

Windows 10 2004 is nearing the end of the road. Time for a Windows 11 upgrade?

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Re: Thin ice

"These seem to have vanished. So we use Excel as the next best thing"

I think you may have swapped cause and effect.

And, of course, all these things are not only possible using FOSS, they're being used daily by "average users" who've been moved over to them by folk hereabouts who got fed up of supporting friends and family on Windows.

'Automate or die!' Gartner reckons most biz apps will be developed via low-code by the people who use them

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The gasman cometh

In the immortal words of Flanders and Swan, it all makes work for the working man to do. In this case "it" will be sorting out the mess.

Swiss lab's rooftop demo shows sunlight and air can make fuel

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Re: Policy shift from whom? The Gods of physics?

Ammonia as a fuel isn't going to be without its problems. Oxides of atmospheric nitrogen are already an exhaust pollutant without introducing more as part of the fuel.

Boat biz breaches itself: Brittany Ferries 'fesses up to leaks caused by routine website update

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Email address as userID again. It's probably not a matter of knowing the email address for a particular account, more trawling al the email addresses harvested from previous breaches.

Samsung reveals buzzword-compliant DRAM ready for 5G, AI, edge, and metaverses

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suitable for 5G, AI, edge computing, AI on the network edge, the metaverse, “and even automobiles.”

Are they telling me it's no good in a laptop?

Two non-Gtk Linux desktops have put out new versions

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Re: Variety is the Spice of Life...

"You will never get wide-scale buy in from the business community to use Linux on the Desktop due to the retraining costs and lost productivity every time a bad design decision takes the desktop over a cliff."

Taking the UI of anything, not just the desktop, over a cliff seems to be industry standard procedure yet Windows shops give Microsoft a free pass in this.

Satellite of love: Space broadband outfit Viasat acquires rival Inmarsat

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"new IoT applications"

Worrying.

UK Treasury and Bank of England starting to sound serious about 'Britcoin'

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Put the curse on it

Just get BoJo to declare it to be world beating. Then we can just ignore it.

Google's Pixel 6 fingerprint reader is rubbish because of 'enhanced security algorithms'

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Re: Near Real Time

So long as he doesn't hold it wrong.

I suppose Google couldn't use that one - it's already been taken.

Rolls-Royce set for funding fillip to build nuclear power stations based on small modular reactor technology

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Re: One million homes - I don't think so

"That's what facilities like Dinorwig are for."

Yes, I know. What we need is a supply of old slate mines to build a few more.

There's one local reservoir perched on a hillside with another, bigger one a few hundred feet below that could be used like that although the angling club that uses the upper one might be miffed if their water & fish suddenly drained away.

I also came across an idea for using weights in redundant coal mine shafts in a similar way although I wonder if the total capacity of that would be enough to do any good or even enough to make the installation pay for itself.

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Re: Time for something new

Once upon a time computers occupied large rooms. In the early days they needed a good stock of spare valves to be kept on hand. Nowadays you can put a far more powerful one in your pocket. It's called technological development. You may have heard of it. It enables things to be made smaller, better and more reliable.

One of our problems is that the naysayers had their way for a long time. We're now way behind where we should have been in terms of development and in the meantime we've been shoving huge quantities of carbonaceous fossil materials up power-station chimneys for decades so that (a) our descendants won't have those available as non-fuel industrial raw materials when they need them and (b) people are, if you haven't noticed, starting to worry about the excess carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.

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Re: One million homes - I don't think so

I think the OP's point, however, is that demand can be subject to short peaks. It would need some form of short term storage to cover those. 1% of that million homes homes having an electric kettle switched on at the same time will take up a substantial percentage of the total output.

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Re: Feels a bit late now...

"something we should have started doing 25 years ago"

More than that. The technology was there once the 1st generation of nuclear subs & aircraft carriers were built. By now we should have been several generations in.

Now that's a splash down: Astronauts spend 8-hour trip to Earth in diapers after SpaceX capsule toilet breaks

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It's going to need a good clean before the next trip.

NSO fails once again to claim foreign sovereign immunity in WhatsApp spying lawsuit

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If the foreign government argument stuck wouldn't that just be a basis for espionage cases?

New year, new OS: OneDrive support axed for old versions of Windows from 1 Jan 2022

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Re: A remote personal file server is the way to go.

"An old, low power draw, headless laptop is ideal for this kind of thing."

Pi.

Calendars have gone backwards since the Bronze Age. It's time to evolve

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Re: Start Date

Let me introduce you to the medieval Wakefield court rolls where the court year starts at Michaelmas and the years are given as the regnal years, e.g the 3rd year of Edward II. Unfortunately no regnal years coincide with the court years.

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In the present case, simply require compliance the existing open standards, iCalendar and CalDev. No, that's not two competing standards, they simply handle different aspects.

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Re: Oh don't start me on this one.

"Of course, it's in the interests of exactly zero office software suppliers to make this happen"

Depending on the meetings, this isn't a bug, it's a feature.

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Re: Amen to all that

"Of course, it's in the interests of exactly zero office software suppliers to make this happen."

The solution, as ever, is to make it in their interest. All it would need would be a few large ITTs to specify open standards and working synchronisation across a few specified platforms.

Belgium watchdog reckons online advertisers should be data controllers under GDPR

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"The global market for advertising via real-time bidding could be worth as much as $27.2bn by 2024"

Who knew that vendors would be prepared to pay so much to piss off potential customers?

You'll never guess who's been exploiting the ManageEngine service to steal passwords

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Online password services exploited? Really?

<Gets up off of floor after being struck by a passing feather>

Pulling down a partition or knocking through a door does not necessarily make for a properly connected workspace

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Re: Network woes

"That was resolved with a large drill cutting a hole through the wall"

A better resolution would have been to quote the signed off statement that the room would only ever be used for filing cabinets.

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"The outlet in the boss's office was still live:"

i hope this wasn't discovered the hard way.

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