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Nothing's working, and I've checked everything, so it must be YOUR fault

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Sometimes it's not the user/customer who's wrong.

Phone and internet became intermittent one afternoon. During an interval when the phone was working ask BT helldesk is there's work going on in the area.

There isn't. We can send out an engineer, £80 charge if it's not our fault.

Offer declined, walk down to the village where the footway cabinet is located to find:

2 x OpenReach vans

2 x manholes opened

2 x OpenReach bods occupying manholes, redoing everyone's connections.

Robotic arm on China's space station does a demo, swings out 20 degrees and back while holding cargo ship

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Is the space station lifting the cargo ship or the cargo ship lifting the base station?

Apple custom chip guru jumps ship to rejoin Intel

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Re: how long?

Or RISC-V. Anything that makes what everyone has obsolete. You can't have people being too satisfied with their current shiny.

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Re: Nice One. ..... but it is not Cricket, Old Bean, is it?

It's called building a career.

Technology can sometimes go from east to west: Ubuntu DDE 21.10 remix ships in 22.01

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When it comes to desktop environments pedestrian and conservative are good. Their purpose is - or should be - to unobtrusively enable the user to run applications and open files. What the user doesn't need is a new, exciting and unfamiliar way of doing or failing to do this that then has to be fathomed out. A DE that makes for an impressive demo runs the risk of being the exact opposite of what the user needs.

But all these new DEs offer "discoverability" don't they? I don't want to spend today discovering how to do what I knew how to do yesterday.

A fifth of England's NHS trusts are mostly paper-based as they grapple with COVID backlog, warn MPs

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Ward-Grey and the committee seem to have forgotten that this is a government department and hence a government IT project they're talking about. Those looked after by paper-based trusts ATM are probably the lucky ones.

Not looking forward to a greyscale 2022? Then look back to the past in 64 colours

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January sales starting in January? How long have you been out of the UK? They usually start on Boxing Day although this year I thought I saw some indication on an advert being fast forwarded that somebody had a sale starting on Christmas Eve.

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Re: To be fair on BMW...

... Why?

Planning on buying a new motor? Chip shortages set to hit UK carmakers this year and next

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Is it too much to hope that they'd bridge the gap by releasing new models without all the smart stuff the buyers don't necessarily need or even want?

Car makers lock in long-term deals with chip giants for future autonomous vehicles

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"Automakers are using conventional engineering approaches to integrate autonomous systems across car models"

The one supplier hits problems and production stops for all models. It sounds as if they still haven't learned the lessons of relying on a single source.

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Re: EV EOL

"it might lose some features"

Its clock might reset to 2002.

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Re: EV EOL

OP said he asked a salesman so that's clear enough.

NASA confirms International Space Station is to keep orbiting through 2030

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It'll be tricky getting a removal van to move all their stuff to the new one.

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Re: Any manned trip to Mars is going to need a lot of radiation shielding,

Pre-1945 steel was used as shielding in low-level radiation counting set-ups. The Belfast carbon dating lab was lucky having a ship-yard just down the road to source second-hand steel plates. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-background_steel

The inevitability of the Windows 11 UI: New Notepad enters the beta channel

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"Windows 11 design curse"

Why the 11?

Time to party like it's 2002: Acura and Honda car clocks knocked back 20 years by bug

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At least I don't have that problem with my car clock. It just runs a little slow. Tens of £k for a car and they fit a clock that's less accurate than a cheap wristwatch.

Offering Patreon subs in sterling or euros means you can be sued under GDPR, says Court of Appeal

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Re: Lord Justice Warby has form on inventing new law by precedent.

He also delivers his judgements in English which is also not available to most of his counterparts in the EU. Your point is????

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Re: Any business

"Lord Justice Warby has form on inventing new law by precedent."

That's the nature of the job and, in fact, the law.

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Re: Interesting decision

I don't think the judgement actually comments on this (at least it didn't before my eyes glazed over) but the implication seems to be that they knew, or at least assumed, some dollar subs were already coming from the EU and the subsequent half dozen UK or EU subs might only be a subset of those.

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Re: On the other hand...

I'm not sure why you got the downvotes as it is actually a good question.

AFAICS that wasn't a situation the court was asked to decide on so it didn't decide on it. The choice of currency was taken as an indication of trading in the EU (including the UK at the time). Presumably this was what the complainant argued. If they only accepted dollars there may have been other indications for the complainant to argue and the court to accept or reject as it considered appropriate.

If they only accepted USD and specifically said "Not available in the EU" or maybe USD and other non-EU currencies the situation might have been different but you'd need to see how a court ruled in those circumstances to be sure.

Case law grows by interpreting the legislation in relation to specific sets of circumstances.

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It sounds reasonable. Why should it be different to collecting money here by any other means?

Google Chrome 97 relaxes privacy protection just a little to help out Microsoft

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Google's privacy protection in the headline? Is it April already?

Hauliers report problems with post-Brexit customs system but HMRC insists it is 'online and working as planned'

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Re: FT article

I could see the comments as well as the article but only the last hour's worth or thereabouts.

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Re: Hmm

"Bungler-In-Chief also messed up with the 'there won't be a border in the Irish sea' palaver, hoping to force the Republic out of the EU single market and back into the UK orbit. Yet, that's not happened."

I doubt such long term "planning" was involved. It was just a thing he needed to say at the time to those he was addressing. All his utterances are the same.

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Re: Hmm

The Good Friday agreement was predicated on NI and the EU being in the single market, hence removing the need for a hard border. That's why NI has to remain in the single market for it to function. If NI is in the single market and the UK isn't then there has to be some form of customs border in the Irish Sea. No amount of flannelling can dispose of that set of consequences.

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Re: Hmm

"Johnson is only interested in getting elected"

Now that's a statement I can agree with. Getting elected at whatever the cost.

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Re: Hmm

as you well know

I'm not at all sure about that.

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Re: Hmm

"we can only choose how much we wish to inflict upon ourselves"

Yes, we know. And "we" made a bad choice. It was supposed to get rid of red tape. How it was going to get rid of red tape by going from an internal market to an external one wasn't explained.

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Re: Hmm

"NI is in the UK and so shouldnt have such difficulty."

This difficulty is the inevitable predictable and predicted consequence of the combination of Brexit and the Good Friday agreement. Which do you think should be scrapped?

Windows giant seeks Pluton-ic relationship with chipmaker: AMD first out of the gates with Microsoft's security processor

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Re: Excuse my ignorance, but ...

Come to that, what's the advantage to anyone who is running Windows? Is it yet another weapon for Microsoft in their conflict of interest with their users?

Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes found guilty of fraud: Blood-testing machines were vapourware after all

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Both apply but in terms of civil claims, the money's been spent. There'd be no chance of getting more than a fraction of it back.

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To be fair a different measurement technology can reduce the needed sample size. For instance back in the late '60s we were doing carbon dating by radiometry. We needed samples of several grammes. Subsequently mass-spec came along to enable a direct measurement of isotope ratios. Presented with the smallest sample we could work with they'd have to sub-sample it as it would have been too big to work with in its entirety.

In forensic science glass comparison depended on being able to measure the RI microscopic chips to precession orders of magnitude better than the manufacturers' QC labs were measuring bulk samples. By using various attachments we were able to get IR spectra from about 2mm of individual synthetic textile fibres whilst manufacturers' QA was using films about the thickness of photographic films. In that case our spectra were indeed of poorer quality (ye canna defy the laws of physics) and we couldn't see the halogenated monomers that were added as tracers - but when I left my colleagues were proposing to use SEM/XRF to see if they could pick them up another way.

The point is, of course, that for each analysis that sort of transformation requires a lot of development work. There isn't going to be a magic bullet that hits all the anions, cations, simple organic compounds and enzymes that blood analysis involves. Given the number of specialist companies working in this field and the hundreds of existing man-years of experience at all levels is shouldn't have been credible than someone with no background could come along and do what they couldn't. It simply takes disrupter theory too far.

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Re: But, she did do one good thing

I'm sure even directors who are selected because their names look impressive on the headed paper have responsibilities.

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Re: But, she did do one good thing

"they did plenty of due diligence"

But not enough on her.

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Re: 20 or 80 Years?

One of the lawyers who'd been opposing here has suggested that she was badly advised because she could have cut a deal several years ago so, yes, she may be surprised to hear it. Alternatively she heard it and ignored it.

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Re: "what sort of person would think about having a child ... possibility of 20 years in jail

"People have a right to a family life."

As a parent and grandparent I've always tended to see my role more in terms of responsibilities than rights.

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Re: Now, if only ....

I don't think Boris lies. I'm sure he really believes everything he says - possibly for as long as several hours - until he needs to say something different.

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Re: I'm not defending any of them... but I'm not sure "scam" is right???

I'm not sure getting caught was part of what she intended to achieve.

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Re: I'm not defending any of them... but I'm not sure "scam" is right???

"There was after all : a company, a working lab, a research and a product development division, and a product - albeit that it never worked."

I'm suddenly reminded of Feynman's words explaining cargo cults.

"I honestly believe that she set out to try to achieve what she wanted to achieve"

You also have to ask yourself, as she should have asked herself, whether she had the requisite background to achieve that.

In order to successfully direct the development effort to produce that sort of machine would need decades of experience in the field. In fact, that experience would be needed to decide whether it was even feasible. She didn't have that. So what was her role? I think the jury's answered that question.

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Re: But, she did do one good thing

"I think the wool was being pulled firmly over everybody’s eyes."

Not everybody's. There seem to have been a lot of people saying it wasn't working but they were either told to shut up or ignored.

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Re: "what sort of person would think about having a child ... possibility of 20 years in jail

"Juries are not that stupid and operate under strict instructions."

Juries are given a summing up by the judge and advice as to what the law is. When they get into the jury room their response to that is entirely their own.

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Re: But, she did do one good thing

"there’s no suggestion that they did anything wrong"

Or enough due diligence.

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Re: 20 or 80 Years?

"this is not a particularly egregious example of fraud (i.e. she deceived sophisticated investors"

But these are Rich Important People. Doesn't US sentencing come down heavily on that?

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Re: "what sort of person would think about having a child ... possibility of 20 years in jail

True, but what happens to the children during her jail sentences? At best it's yet another instance of thinking only of herself and not, in this case, the child.

You wood not believe what a Japanese logging company and university want to use to build a small satellite

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Will it me called the Mosquito - or whatever the Japanese word is for that?

Chip manufacturing equipment vendor ASML reports fire at Berlin factory

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If somebody left a lens sitting about in direct sunlight it'll make an interesting "Who, Me?".

The year ahead in technology fail: You knew they were bad, now they're going to prove it

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Re: One per minute

"If the birth rate drops low enough, the entire population could be idiots."

I think there could be hidden assumption in there..

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Despite Rupert's misgivings One per Minute seems to be holding up well.

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"To give you an idea of how much overkill this is, the bandwidth of the human optic nerve is roughly 20Mbps."

They'll probably mop up the spare capacity with DRM. Mmm - lovely DRM. Can't have too much of it.

Microsoft patches Y2K-like bug that borked on-prem Exchange Server

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1. changing the type from the equivalent of "int32_t" to "uint32_t" would solve the problem for several thousand years.

But they'd have lost the ability to handle BC dates.

2. Does everyone understand that by reserving four digits for an update counter *within a day*, Microsoft effectively said "our software is sooooo bad, we might actually have to post a thousand or more updates *in a single day*"?

It's the sort of conservative approach they should have taken in handling the date in the scanner.

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